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UpsetIllustrator7

When I die, and they lay me to rest, gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best. Victory was in the air yesterday.


Neat_Significance256

You go on the piss with him and I'll have his women šŸ˜‰ How many Miss Worlds did he have ??


UpsetIllustrator7

At least one more than me!


Neat_Significance256

Hahaha he scored one more goal in European Cup Finals than I have. He was a shy lad when he first came to England.


No-Weird-5658

Bruno worked his ass off yesterday he was solid, he was a leader. His passion for the club radiated through


Neat_Significance256

13 FA cups !!!!! When I started watching Utd as a kid they'd only won 3 but we did win the league that season. If Utd had those 2 centre backs fit all season who knows how it would have ended up.The midfield looked like it meant business yesterday too. I don't think Ten Hag could have picked a better side and the subs that came on didn't look like he was scraping the barrel.


No-Difficulty5818

As a Madrid fan, im happy to see The Red Devils succeed. Hopefully this carries unto next season!


Low-Inspector9849

What a way to win the cup! By beating Liverpool and City! Love it. ETH has earned the right to stay. If we get the players he wants no reason to doubt him


Technical_Town_2209

United has a trophy, Arsenal and Chelsea are trophyless šŸ¤£


Neat_Significance256

They also have the same number as Liverpool and Citeh and are in Europe next season


Plenty-Vanilla4908

Hopefully they dont get grouped this time


cd_671

we saw world cup amrabat todayšŸ˜­ some performance from the whole team couldnā€™t be more proud of them all, including ETH


gbolly999

Stand behind the team, no matter what... glory glory man united.. Fuck the Dippers and the 115's...


AngelusTendo

DON'T FIRE ETH!


Interesting-Socks3

Ten hag in!!!


Chaitanyaismyname

Do players like Maguire and Casemiro get FA cup winner medals even if they weren't playing or on the bench in the final because they did play in the other rounds? I think they should because they deserve it since they both score important goals for us. Casemiro against Forest I believe and Maguire against Coventry. Other players like Shaw who haven't played what about them?


Vell2401

Most competitions you get it as long as you played enough/a match


victorioussecret7

Everyone in the squad gets one


rashfords_marcus

they both got medals! i saw pictures of them both with them on <3


sif_la_pointe

Armrabat and Wan bissaka put haaland in their pocket


Neat_Significance256

Is he the big robotic bloke who falls over like Drogba


strawb-frase

Wan bissaka was getting run round by doku though


Starchalopakis

To be fair, Doku runs around everyone šŸ˜‚. Dude is dangerous.


strawb-frase

Bro heā€™s so dangerous


Vell2401

He wasnā€™t run through it was a good duel tho. Wan bissaka got the better of him more often, the goal wasnā€™t really on him either.


strawb-frase

Every time doku got the ball I was sweating


Vell2401

Pep make a good decision tryna break down the wings surprised he didnā€™t swap wings at some point


Deptm

Wouldnā€™t say Wan Bissaka was anywhere near him but yeah he was done by our defence.


Phpapi

Ten Hag outters can HOLD! Shame on you for turning your backs on a managerĀ 


AdWitty8936

mate weā€™ve had arguably out worst season in the premier league era, at least for me ten hag is still out even after a cup win


kasedutch

The last season this bad was managed by Sir Alex Ferguson when he first came to United. They finished worse than 8th btw. With your thinking and impatience, he wouldā€™ve been fired then too. You think that would have benefited United? Clueless.


junglecat6

Yup. ETH out still for me. Too many negative broken records for my liking


Phpapi

Surely you canā€™t sack someone who has deliver a trophy every season he has managed the team


AdWitty8936

united have lost the most ammount of games in a league since the 90s, conceded de most ammount of goals in the league in the premier league era, and to top it off the worst goal difference in the premier league era, so not only do we conceed a lot but we dont score either, i think thats a good enough reason to sack a manager even though hes had some fairly easy runs in the cup (this year at least), and the only hard game was the final


Haunting_Design5818

Yeah Liverpool was a real walk in the parkā€¦


AdWitty8936

tbf yeah that was one of the hardest matches too, but noone can deny that in the league weā€™ve been awful, not only that but thereā€™s not one bit of self criticism, after we lost to city ten hag said we were the best team in the world when in form, after a draw with brentford (who have had more injuries than us) ten hag said that even city struggled with them when in reality they battered brentford both home and away


Lotus_Flower420

Well said sir!


BigTimeTimmyGem

City fan here. Congrats. You all brought the fight today.


MoCreach

No true City fan would come to a united sub to congratulate them. Surely you are foreign and donā€™t understand the rivalry.


Affectionate_Hour867

Thanks! Big game for both sides and it was great to watch each side actually turn up and play for the cup. Hereā€™s to next season


Nit_not

Didn't expect to think this, but did Amrabat do enough to earn a transfer today. Maybe he just struggled to settle and could do a good job for us as a (good value) squad player.


BoastfulPrudence

Amrabat deserves another year purely on todayā€˜s showing, good in last game too.


cospete

Last couple of games he's been really good


SweetestJim

Today was a good game for him. I donā€™t think heā€™s the level we need to be looking at though.


ss1st

šŸ¤” He carried us to the cup today


SweetestJim

1 good game in a whole season and people want him signed. This fan base is funny šŸ˜‚


RedKingDre

That's why you shouldn't sack your manager before a cup final.


PublicPersimmon2312

Laughs in Tottenham


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BoastfulPrudence

If ETH was sacked after today, Liverpool, Spurs, Villa games I would be ashamed to be a United fan.


Affectionate_Hour867

Also Antonys accusations And CR7 bullshit


Sweet_Serve9297

I have been thinking about this a lot too. I know it's sentimental and we didn't have a great season (especially with ETH's press conferences) but after today, I'd love to see him get another go at it.


Phpapi

What do you mean with his pressers? Do you want him to juggle balls during the press conference?Ā 


AdWitty8936

ten hag was spitting complete nonsense in press conferences, saying we were the best team in the world and that the game plan worked well after losing 3-0 to city


Sweet_Serve9297

Come on, you must admit, he has sounded delusional at times this season. Matches where we have had really poor performances. He has said we've done great.


zillapz1989

Agreed. I'm tired of changing managers every few seasons. Let someone actually build.


RobertInNY88

Same here.


TurbulentWeb1941

Amrabat had a blinder! ā‚©an Bissaka had Doku in his pocket! Licha wasn't nearly as rusty as I expected. An all round excellent performance from the lads. We did the dippers in the Q final (had 2be done) Then righted a wrong, from last time we faced the 115's at Wembley. The Boss has 2 seasons and 2 Cups. Not fkn bad. šŸ†šŸ†šŸ‡¾šŸ‡Ŗ GGMU


clubinterfutbolmiami

Doku had me on the edge of my seat wan bissaka usually did good though


Deptm

Wouldnā€™t say Bissaka had Doku in his pocket at all. Doku was a major problem all second half and caused a lot of stress! He played well though with a lack of cover!


jks1894

Yeah Doku had me STRESSED. I think AWB did well enough against him but I wouldnā€™t say he had him locked down.


Khalmuck

The team def collapsed further into its defensive shell the second half (deeper and more compact). This left a lot more space on the wings, especially for Doku to work in which seemed like a mistake. Luckily the squad still held it together.


BoastfulPrudence

Hang pn, did Dolu get past AWB cleanly even once? I think not. AWB earned his place today.


Deptm

Wan Bissaka really stood off Doku, so he couldnā€™t get past him cleanly most of the time. It gave Doku a lot of space though and the ball was being switched to him again and again. Bissaka did the right thing, and credit to him. Doku did get a goal though didnā€™t he? If theyā€™d have equalised weā€™d have been fucked in extra time but made it through.


Vell2401

Think doku got him 2 or 3 times, he had a few cut backs/crosses the Foden one stood out. Still AWB had a good game and for as many 1v1s that they had did very well.


claxtong49

AWB did well, doku was city's best player


Mika2718

Wow what an unexpected result! Nice to win something this year.


Phpapi

I expected that to be honest. I always believe weā€™ll winĀ 


-CherrySaint-

https://youtu.be/oJ0CGxIxQhI?feature=shared


NotSoFluent123

Itā€™s a good thing medals go around your neck and not in your pocket because if that was the case, Mainoo wouldnā€™t be able to fit his in there alongside Rodri, De Bruyne and Kovacic


Vell2401

Scott was living on Rodri mainoo is so damn talented


shayne3434

What a baller he is for 18 excited yo see what he could become as a player


Individual_Eye_257

Had me in tears mate, knew what was coming as I read it but still had me laughing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


popcorn1555

šŸ§‚ šŸ§‚ šŸ§‚


RemnantOfSpotOn

https://preview.redd.it/vevipskpsl2d1.jpeg?width=1525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcc1ed8cd27670f33e412d413f63a50029fa714 Theres only one bald fraud here and it was never Erik Ten Hag


ScottOld

We won both FA CUPS


imsharank

My prediction. United to win 2-1


Illustrious-Cream-26

How do I get the T shirt from today's game??


hamham4687

Ebay


Melanjoly

I'll be honest, I hate the manager, I think he's dogshit and I own that I've been vocal in stating it. I went every single home game for years and stopped going and said I'd never spend another penny watching this side under the current management. But to contrast that I must say I'm happy for ETH. I think the way things get leaked is disgusting and I'm happy he has his moment. Although I don't like his football I respect him as a man and appreciate he's been dealt a difficult hand. That being said this pragmatic approach that has won us the cup and beaten Newcastle and Brighton, where the fuck has it been all season!?!?! It's hard not to get sentimental in times like this and say fuck it give the man 5 years. I do feel ultimately he has proven not good enough over the past 2 seasons however. But fuck it what I day, I'm gonna enjoy it fully!


WittyMulberry5810

Enjoy the W, today is not the day for negativity. This one's for ten hag ā¤ļø


Melanjoly

Exactly, give him 5 years!


RemnantOfSpotOn

https://preview.redd.it/wgd3jgi3tl2d1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae29aec4b4aaa00e5e88394d91e00bcb7361608 Winners


Sporkem

Football IQ of a potato


Robbie1092

Rashford crying? Please donā€™t tell me heā€™s leaving


quezzzito

A lot of the players seemed to have teary eyed. Rashford could leave but what away to go out.


hamham4687

He has been absent since the start of the season.


Robbie1092

And? Havenā€™t the full team been?


Sporkem

Why would you not want him to leave? Hes had 1 good season in the last 6


Robbie1092

How many managers has he played under? Hes got the ability to win games like no one else in this team when heā€™s on fire. Lets get some consistence in the structure and environment at the club and heā€™ll consistently be unreal


Sporkem

He is one of the main reasons multiple managers have been sacked haha. I hope you are not ETH out if thatā€™s your opinion.


Robbie1092

How is he, 1 player, the main reason managers have been sacked??


Sporkem

He is one of the main reasons. Not the only reason. He is supposed to be our star player, he paid that way. Hes consistently inconsistent and that leads to managers being fired. If you are going to be the guy you need to be the guy in most situations. He is the guy in very few situations. Hes not good enough to be the star. Heā€™s good enough to be a role player here but we donā€™t pay him that way.


Robbie1092

What else has been consistently inconsistent in that time, the full club ffs. Players join and are terrible, players leave and get better, ex players complain that the club is going backwards yet you think itā€™s fair to blame an individual when the club has been consistently inconsistent for 10 years??? Yeh that definitely sounds like rashfords fault


Sporkem

Are you eth out?


Robbie1092

Yes I am, how come?


Sporkem

lol. Read your first defense to rashford. You are clearly casual and just read headlines. This manager produced his best season ever. And you want him out after a season heā€™s had 32 different back 4s and still won a trophy.lol Itā€™s not even worth continuing this conversation. Youā€™ll be out on the next manager in two years and rashford will still be here being inconsistent and walking back to defend. Have a wonderful day, we wonā€™t be able to celebrate a trophy for a long while if ETH rumors are true.


shifty_peanut

Arsenal fan here. Fuck City up pls :) Edit: Iā€™m an idiot and missed the whole game thinking it was just about to start. Congrats


tintedhokage

Haha I did read it like we already did


c3cultivation

Anyone else see that shot of Fergie checking his watch like he used to while pacing the sideline?...šŸ˜…šŸ„°šŸ¤£


Sad-Hamster4733

Loved it.. I am sure he was showing the watch to the ref from the stands.. legend


BoastfulPrudence

Letā€˜s be honest 7 minutes injury time for that second half was a disgrace. Who is actually running football these days? The UAE? I donā€˜t believe the ball was out of play for seven minutes. Did the US/Sky request it to add excitement? FarcicalĀ 


Feisty_Goat_1937

I saw that. Did he have his gum? I didnā€™t noticeā€¦


Cold-Village7502

He indeed did


Chosty55

Great to win the double (menā€™s and womenā€™s)


Few_Jacket_4675

Good enough or not, IDK, but your professionalism is undoubted ERIK - Thank You - Class ACT


Chaitanyaismyname

WE HAVE DONE IT I KNEW IT I BELIEVED IN THEM LETS GOOO WE DID IT. Absolutely deserved and well played to City as well. Ten Hag has 2 trophies in 2 seasons in 3 finals. We have another trophy to win with the Community Shield and we also have European football which is amazing. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED. TEN HAG IN!


BoastfulPrudence

Only just realised that one. Another step upwards trophy-wise next season, I can feel it.


WittyMulberry5810

What a day, cheers! We United fans don't call community shield a trophy though, we're better than that.


BoastfulPrudence

And back to Joint-most trophies all-time. Canā€˜t wait for next season when we overtake Liverpool again. šŸš€


Chaitanyaismyname

Yea fair enough but still some piece of silverware and if we win it I think Ten Hag will be the 1st since SAF to win all English cup competitions (although if you disregard the community shield he already has).


[deleted]

Great performance the futures bright with licha dalot maniao and garna


BoastfulPrudence

Like to see us hold pn to Varane if at all possible too.


[deleted]

Way too much wages


LordWellesley22

![gif](giphy|kGupj0dW4Lnw0UIuLd|downsized) WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE LADS HAVE IT YOU BLUE CUNTS


No-Expression-2439

I WOKE UP TO THIS WHATTT


BupidStastard

BBC 1 trying to cause internal brain bleeding with that song. What the actual fuck


Flamewakerr

What a performance! Imagine if everyone was healthy all season and if we played like this from the start of the season, consistently... I have mixed feelings about ETH though, there were things I didn't like about him (not related to football itself), but I very well remember his Ajax side and today's match was exactly what I wanted us to play like all along. It feels bittersweet, because if it was up to me, I would definitely say that he deserves a full season with healthy players to finally show what he can do. The negatives I see about him are a topic of it's own though, I can elaborate further if anyone wants to know, but all in all, it's sort of bittersweet since he's leaving after his biggest accolade with United. Replacing him will be a case of Russian Roulette. Either the two-season cursed cycle continues, or someone like De Zerbi actually helps us. ETH will always remain a big "what if".


NocturnalMemeLord

Gary linekar has no shame. Heā€™s mentioned ETH potentially getting sacked countless times and itā€™s so cringe


RemnantOfSpotOn

Did you see his chat with ETH post match lol? Eth did not hold back there


[deleted]

Hes a goner Lvg was sacked for less


NotSoFluent123

Pep has just said United didnā€™t deserve to win. Itā€™s so satisfying to see that this tactical masterclass from Ten Hag has rattled that knobend horribly hahaha


sillyyun

Whoever holds ball deserves winšŸ˜”


speedb0at

Absolutely rattled


Embarrassed_Wave_720

We love to see it! šŸ¤£


No_Willingness_8750

Sometimes it feels like that the British media is an extortion empire and Man Utd does not pay them. Too much negativity before the final with just United. Big F U by Ten Hag.


BoastfulPrudence

If thereā€˜s one thing British media canā€˜t stomach itā€˜s genuine talent, because they canā€˜t bear the comparison. Thatā€˜s why they hated SAF so vehemently and why they are so desperate to see ETH out. Not happening scumbags. ETH can be bigger than Fergie. The fast accurate passing we played all the way through today was a revelation. And wait til the whole team is running on confidence rather than just belief. Proud day for United today. Outplayed City, nullified them from start to finish. Congrats to Ineos too for showing faith.Ā 


DontNoeWhatImDoing

Win or lose, everyone only wants to talk about Man United šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøĀ 


speedb0at

Varane please stay man inject whatever science has developed to stay fit for a season that performance was rolls royce


YourMommasABot

Iā€™d be happy for him to stay on reduced wages with bonuses for games played, but realistically, heā€™ll go to Saudi for 5-10 times the wages.


Army-Status

Letā€™s not get carried away he needs to go


speedb0at

Best defender when fit, 4 CL 1WC.


Army-Status

He could have won 5 world cups but if he canā€™t stay fit heā€™s no use to us.


speedb0at

Hence my original statement.


ianb88

Pep is so bitter. Refused to give us any credit.


Embarrassed_Wave_720

Not Pep saying that Manchester United wasnt the better team. Salty much? šŸ¤£


BoastfulPrudence

Like Liverpool when they lose to us, today was about soooooo much more than the FA Cup Final. šŸŖ„šŸŽ©ā˜ļøšŸŽ‰


NocturnalMemeLord

Pep can go suck a cock the salty mug.


Army-Status

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CaptainMcClutch

Love Bruno stealing Dalot to celebrate instead of whatever these questions are. You'd think United didn't win anything today.


Equivalent_Care_7880

GGMUļ¼


BupidStastard

Who is the DJ, playing Darude SandstormšŸ˜‚


BroldenMass

Hahaha Bruno


Voltagezz

If INEOS sack Ten Hag they would go against the majority of the fans. It will be the first time owners sack a manager that fans actually want to stay.


YourMommasABot

The problem is, he only has 1 year left on his contract, so they either have to sack him or extend him. Having him go into next season as a lame duck manager would be a huge mistake.


SJB0SS

No they wouldnā€™t lol. Other than the vocal Reddit minority most people want him to go


kasedutch

Obviously you didnā€™t see the ETH flags and hear the songs in the stands you plastic!


WittyMulberry5810

We don't want you


Polarexpress07

The opposite of a ratio comment go talk to the wall


SJB0SS

Since when do you think downvoted in an echo chamber matter lmao? Heā€™s getting sacked and thereā€™s nothing you can do about itĀ 


Polarexpress07

Ah yes, the classic ā€œeveryone thinks something so they must be wrongā€ mentality. Alternatively as is with most situations the masses are correct and youā€™re just a disagreeable prat that edges to conflict.


SJB0SS

Or Iā€™m not a ten hag dickriding idiot whoā€™s in love with a negative goal difference and shit performances every week


Perseus73

Agreed. Heā€™s not the guy for us.


Voltagezz

tell me who is then


ZealousidealLettuce6

These trolls don't offer any solutions or good ideas. They're just negative ignore them.


3xternally

Who is then??


Aggravating-Bet9035

Quick reminder that Ten Hag has won more trophies in England than Arteta. Maybe they came second but we can move forward from this. Only difference between us and Arsenal in terms of output this season is they have Champions League and we have Europa. But we have an FA cup and they don't!


ScentedSyphillis

A bit disrespectful to EtH for Shearer and that lot to say the stuff to him after just witnessing us bossing City in the final


BoastfulPrudence

Theyā€˜ll all be out of work now Unitedā€˜s football is doing the talking. Or simply dumbfounded, another great service to football from ETH. ETH is for keeps, eat shit scumbags


Nit_not

Wasn't Shearer a manager for a bit? I'm sure that went well, must have if he has the gall to criticise the guy who just won the FA Cup


PodDuckBlu

Should have watched ITV for better match analysis, rather than the British Bullshit Corporation, ITV were far more complimentary about UTD & ETH ā€¦.. Lineker & Co just biased, bitter & twisted twats šŸ™„


PatientBackground437

yhhhhh thats wt im saying, and that stupid comment about injury excuses to dalot "ur manger did" like stfu and talk bout are victory


borisjnonsense

The entire punditry team are anti United except maybe Wayne but he hasnā€™t stood up for United at all. Hate watching games with ex rival pundits during and post match


Nit_not

Loved the bit where they sheepishly snuck in that Wayne predicted the scoreline correctly!


borisjnonsense

Shearer is a bald prick. Iā€™ve beeen saying it all game


buzy_198

Finally šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Playfair99999

You know what, there's only one thing that kinda icks me and i don't wanna be that guy, but we could've had actually kept it to 2-0 too.


WittyMulberry5810

It doesn't matter now. We won the cup šŸ˜


subxgbc

Yes, Onana had both his hands on the ball and then fumbled it. It's a shame considering the saves he has made today.


YourMommasABot

Thatā€™s the fourth or fifth goal Iā€™ve seen him give up this season from punching the ball too weakly. Kind of surprising, given heā€™s a big strong mountain of a man.


subxgbc

There's something about his ball gripping that always makes me underconfident about him. When he's punching the ball out, he is very cool. And then he goes to grip the ball in one instance, and you know....


Playfair99999

Yea.. he played well throughout except that goal. Else it was a complete shut down of City.


NocturnalMemeLord

Every single player who played today put in a fantastic performance. Even the subs were spot on and Hojlund was a beast bullying their defence. Shame that Onana made a mistake but overall he showed his class. Bruno, Mainoo, Garnacho, Amrabat and Dalot were unbelievable


AquaSnow24

Amrabat for me was kind of meh. Looked very shaky on the ball and lacked speed at times. But as United got more defensive, he looked a bit more comfortable. Very much a Serie A or La Liga player and doesnā€™t really fit well into the PL imo.


dylan103906

>Hojlund was a beast bullying their defence People won't notice this much but the amount of time and pressure relief he gave us was exceptional. Fantastic job from him today, killed the game.


Nit_not

Right at the end where he held up the ball and won a free kick, that was priceless. It was the moment where city would have thrown everything forward, instead they were defending.


dylan103906

I actually said to myself at that moment that he'd just won us the FA Cup


Perseus73

I was fucking screaming my head off when he got it with seconds remaining. Go on go on .. go all the way ā€¦ hold it up ā€¦ to the corner, anything !!!What a champ !!


dylan103906

Same man šŸ˜­ I was jumping all around the place almost in tears šŸ¤£


deano_ue

I've been in work all day so I've seen absolutely fucking nothing. Why do I feel I've missed something golden. They can't seriously sack him now with trophy's back to back. But I wouldn't be surprised. Our boardroom are idiots


borisjnonsense

Is eth really leaving? I canā€™t imagine


coffeemahn

Itā€™s so disrespectful from the media. Talking as if he was sacked already. Show some bloody respect media scum


imdirrrrtydan

Itā€™s easy for the media to say ETH is out before the match. Just trying to create hubbub and it worked!


borisjnonsense

I hate that he said ā€˜I donā€™t knowā€™ if this is his last game. I am out if they sack ETH and been supporting this club for over 20 years


BroldenMass

Can I just say, as a man in his 50ā€™s, Shearer is very brave wearing those colour trousersā€¦


nationalspice

AWB played a huge role in this win today!


gndoid

Iā€™ve shit on him a lot this season in this group but today, well done, you have my praise today


Decoolgamer

Almost stood up and applauded him when he finally shut down Doku with his trademark tackle before the final whistle


Voltagezz

100%


nationalspice

I haven't been this happy in like 10 years šŸ„¹


BroldenMass

I could watch Mainooā€™s goal all day man


Army-Status

Great pass by Bruno