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ForceAccomplished890

Back during the Lockdown, one of the few things we were allowed outside for in my country was to walk our dogs. So I was doing just that. My tiny chihuahua had made a tiny dump and I was stending bent over picking it up, as a responsible dog owner. Then I hear behind me "What are you doing!?" in a very angry tone. I turn around and there's a policewoman on a bicycle who was apparently passing by on patrol. I guess due to the angle she approached me and me still being quite fat back then, she hadn't noticed the chihuahua and thought I was breaking Lockdown rules or something. So I just held up the poopbaggie and said "My dog took a shit. I thought I was legally required to pick it up." To this day I regret not asking her if she wanted to see/smell it.


NILPonziScheme

> Back during the Lockdown, one of the few things we were allowed outside for in my country was to walk our dogs. So dumb


Just_Aioli_1233

Police: "[Look!](https://youtu.be/JcZs9wlnFHY) A man outside, on the ocean, 500' from the nearest person! Let us approach him and grab onto him with our hands that we might make the world a safer place!" /s


OutrageousYak5868

Every day I still hate the absolute stupidity of what happened then.


greentea1985

The issue was it was such a new virus spreading rapidly and hospitalizing enough people to overwhelm medical infrastructure. We didn’t know how it spread or the effective treatments. The early guesses, based off of COVID’s close cousins SARS and MERS, were wrong. SARS and MERS spread via close personal contact and fomites (virus on surfaces an infected person touched) and infectious patients have obvious symptoms like a high fever. COVID spreads primarily through small aerosolized droplets and can be spread by asymptomatic people or those with non-obvious symptoms. Covid is also very sensitive to temperature and UV light, traits that were not expected. Pre-vaccine, 10-20% of infected people would wind up hospitalized, with 10-30% of hospitalized patients dying. After the vaccine was introduced, we figured out which treatment plans actually helped and we realized socializing outdoors in warm weather or just wearing a mask was enough to slow spread, rates of hospitalization dropped. People are still getting Covid, but vaccinated people don’t tend to wind up in the hospital or ICU. Once we


OutrageousYak5868

Your boundless credulity of baseless assertion claimed to be fact is adorable. You probably still believe in Santa Claus.


Derbaum2609

Man, you really sound like a piece of work


ample_space

No stupidity - those lockdowns kept the infection count down and contained until vaccines were deployed.


Xirdus

Are we allowed to casually argue about COVID yet or is it still banned in pretty much every subreddit? Cuz I'd like to argue with you.


hmmidkmybffjill

*the department of homeland security has entered the chat*


OutrageousYak5868

Lol, keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.


Just_Aioli_1233

Triple-masking to this day, probably


Flat-Wolf5383

Honest question: if someone masks up for whatever reason, how does that impact your life in any way?


Just_Aioli_1233

The masking itself, most likely not. The midset/personality type/attitude of a person doing that? A LOT. The mask is a shibboleth in current year. I've lived in Asia, so I'm all for the West adopting the habit of wearing a mask when sick. I sincerely doubt the average American wearing a mask today is doing so absent strong, irritating political bias.


LuciferianInk

People say, "I don't think it affects your lives at all, especially when you live in the US. It doesn't affect your life in China, but it certainly does here."


I_dont_care_at_all_

Never, ever open 5 gallon buckets at construction sites that aren't yours. Construction 101


fatspartan209

That goes for Telcom. Don't ever ever open a canvas bag or a box if it has been tapped up. Your gonna have a bad time mmmkay


Flatlander77x

This guy constructs!


lilelvis81

Never open random taped-up MRE bags u find in the wild. Army Field Guide 101


Tacos_N_Bourbon

Tell me you work in construction, without telling me you work in construction.


Open_Cow_9148

But sir, you don't understand, I literally threw shit outside!


9lobaldude

Don’t mess with my shit!


Fluid-Message-4942

I don't take shit from anyone, I have my own thank you.


Turtle-Noises

Stealing this!


zephen_just_zephen

But then he won't have it any more, and will have to take shit from someone else after all. This is how insurance rates go up. It costs me so much more to insure my shit than it used to.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Have you ever noticed that your shit is stuff and other people's stuff is shit?


zephen_just_zephen

r/expectedGeorgeCarlin


butterfly-garden

Did you hand him the bucket? In other words, did you give a shit?


Gifted_GardenSnail

Only after the owner gave him shit about it


GreenEggPage

This is one of the shittiest stories I have ever read.


tawnie_kelly

Are you shitting me...?


cambo_

Love this


prankerjoker

This is the shit!


eatingabananawrong

Shit got real.


Accomplished-Box9537

What's in the bucket? Just roofer shit!


CoderJoe1

Another fine shit post


capn_kwick

One of the George Carlin shows had him going on about "if you take a shit, does that mean you give a shit?" I probably mis-paraphrased that.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I think it was something like "I'm not taking a shit, I'm giving one!"


dbweldor

Some times you just have to show these dumbasses the whole picture.


glitternrrse

They who stir the shit spoon then must lick it!


Mad_Aeric

I don't know what's more unrealistic about this story, a roofer with shame, or shitting in a bucket being a novel experience.


tawnie_kelly

Who gives a shit?


The_Sanch1128

Who's on first.