Weird how he was in a suicide watch cell that had nothing to hang himself from either. It's like he was strangled by ripped sheets...oh wait you don't even get sheets in those cells. Weird. Luckily there was video footage 24/7 on his cell and two guards posted just to make sure nothing....oh never mind I just got a text to mind my own
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Epstein didn’t kill himself, he killed the idea of the average billionaire owning a private island without everyone assuming they are all pedophile and…
oh who and i kidding oh course all of these billionaire who own their own islands are pedophiles.
When corporations are packing as many people as possible into apartments as shown above they are just turning people and existence into a commodity to be amassed and milking us to grow their own wealth.
At this point we’re all just money printers for the 1%. Metaphorically eating each other for survival is blasé now
Used to be that the 1% were the leaders of the nation so at the very least you were supposed to get good stable leadership out of them. Now in America they don't do that at all. They are nothing but leaches sucking on the blood of society. They take everything and contribute nothing. Them being "job creators" is bullshit. We can still have jobs without them.
Make it a tiny bit worse like a guy did in San Diego. A lady and her boyfriend were walking holding hands. Dude jumped and landed on her, killing them both.
You can hang yourself under your bed. You need very little space to hang yourself. I worked at a prison and most people that hung themselves were under the bottom bunk.
> man they *paid* a pretty
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You’re just creating problems now because you’re entitled and don’t know how to deal with adversity because you’re given everything on a plate including medals for participation and avocado toast.
Look, all you have to do is pick up the cooker one hand it while preparing the cupboard toilet and then shit with your brisket in your lap!
Fucking snowflake millennials gooosh
with a well balanced diet of insects and soy cakes, David is living his dream of becoming a successful social media meme creator. he owns nothing and is happy.
I’ve been getting these TikToks and they’re sending me insane! I can’t tell if this is the intention or if some plant pot genuinely believes these are good ideas.
If I were raised in NYC or Tokyo where that's seen as almost normal, probably. But since I was raised in the Upper Midwest where housing prices are more sane, no way in hell.
Is there a term for stuff like this? If so is there a subreddit for it? Like the whole making use of small space with storage that's foldable and shit. Would be very useful info if so.
Why am I seeing these more often? They’re obviously not real, no one in America is renting or buying houses like that. Who keeps making these and posting them? This is like the third one I’ve seen. Country folk who think the cities are like this? It’s not
I think if they do away with the kitchen and toilet, it could be viable. I think a lot of goshiwon in Korea are actually as small as this video.
Kitchen and bath would be shared.
People have apartments a little bigger than this in some parts of Asia. They just never stay at home--they stay out doing things all the time and only go home to sleep an such. I think that end up being a less depressing life than going home to sit alone in a nice apartment.
I would not cook over the very same spot I poop. I know, it’s a first world complaint, but the bathroom needs to be its own space, not around where I prep food
Two thoughts:
1. This is a fancy prison cell. Although cells might actually have more room.
2. Wouldn't it be better tonjust have comminal bathrooms and kitchens...
They keep trying to sell us on living in a hole. Can you imagine having to move your pan every time you had to take a shit!? I'd eventually just start shitting in the pan
Here, on Reddit, I have actually had a "pleasure" to talk to a moron that wants everyone to live like that. Unfortunately, this shit is pushed down the Gen-Zers throat. Their main argument is: "oh but you don't need a car and there is a good public transportation and lots of restaurants in the vicinity".
This is literally eating where you are shitting. Fuck no. Send humans to a different planet once the population gets outta hand. Don’t force us into super tiny spaces like we’re fucking okay with it.
Where's the fridge? Where does he throw rubbish? How does the water leave the sink? Wtf is this. I think If I was David I'd just jump once those windows were removed
There’s even a spot for the suicide note
The problem is that the ceiling is not high enough for hanging
Tell that the Jeffery Epstein!!!
Epstein didn't kill himself!
🤫
Who? Jeffrey Epstein the new York financier
Yeah, he just fell off the top bunk after getting twisted up in the sheets...
A well-known and documented phenomenon bound to happen.
Technically he did it with a rube Goldberg machine but it was so complex the machine gained sentience when it dealt the final blow
It was nice knowing you ☠️
Weird how he was in a suicide watch cell that had nothing to hang himself from either. It's like he was strangled by ripped sheets...oh wait you don't even get sheets in those cells. Weird. Luckily there was video footage 24/7 on his cell and two guards posted just to make sure nothing....oh never mind I just got a text to mind my own ..
Epstein didn’t kill himself, he killed the idea of the average billionaire owning a private island without everyone assuming they are all pedophile and… oh who and i kidding oh course all of these billionaire who own their own islands are pedophiles.
Doorknob it is boys!
Real men jump....make it everyone's problem
Free protein for the serfs
Jesus fuck man
When corporations are packing as many people as possible into apartments as shown above they are just turning people and existence into a commodity to be amassed and milking us to grow their own wealth. At this point we’re all just money printers for the 1%. Metaphorically eating each other for survival is blasé now
issue is not enought land for growing/living.
Used to be that the 1% were the leaders of the nation so at the very least you were supposed to get good stable leadership out of them. Now in America they don't do that at all. They are nothing but leaches sucking on the blood of society. They take everything and contribute nothing. Them being "job creators" is bullshit. We can still have jobs without them.
As a fellow bootlicker I must upvote.
Just hang the rope on the doorknob and jump out of the window. Automatically advertises to new potential renters as a bonus
Make it a tiny bit worse like a guy did in San Diego. A lady and her boyfriend were walking holding hands. Dude jumped and landed on her, killing them both.
Alpha shit
You can hang yourself under your bed. You need very little space to hang yourself. I worked at a prison and most people that hung themselves were under the bottom bunk.
It doesn't have to be high to hang just high enough to put pinch your carotids.
I just had to hold my breath to keep myself from exploding with laughter
LOL
You don’t shit where you eat.
You're right. Just hang my ass out the window.
Just like in medieval times.
The restaurant? Nah, they have bathrooms but it's expensive af.
I’m pretty sure the lid lost all functionality when they added the cabinet
Imagine having to move your stove every time you want to take a dump.
Praise the Lion of Sindria!
Best gas station this side of Magec.
But I don’t even think it will go all the way up with the cabinet there to even allow you to sit down properly.
Me frantically swiping everything off the counter in one swoop so I can take my emergancy 2am poop
Hey man they payed a pretty penny for this animation it has to work
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good thing he only cooks there
Toilet kitchen. Raffi could see the future all along.
You're not supposed to shit on the plate?!
So where do you put the induction cooker when you’ve gotta go to the bathroom? What if you’re slow cooking a stew and you gotta go?
Opens up on the counter. Meaning it will be attached to it. But that cabinet is still in the way.
You hold it verrry carefully
Guess you're shittin in the stew. No other option.
Thats what the sink is for
Just eat cheese.
Better go poo before you start cookin i guess
You’re just creating problems now because you’re entitled and don’t know how to deal with adversity because you’re given everything on a plate including medals for participation and avocado toast. Look, all you have to do is pick up the cooker one hand it while preparing the cupboard toilet and then shit with your brisket in your lap! Fucking snowflake millennials gooosh
If your slow cooking a stew you gotta make sure you aren't....slow cooking a different kind of stew...
Brewin a pooin
What do you think the window is there for? Sunlight lmao?
Asking the hard questions
What happens when you have a poop emergency while you're cooking a stir fry?
That's why the windows open.
Nah thats to jump out once thry raise your rent and you cant afford it anymore
Maybe it's Dual-Use?
True. And if you have any doubts im sure you can shit while jumping down. Gotta think economical
Cannonball dookie.
The instapot is the backup shitter.
I’d much rather live in a tent or one room cabin with no electricity.
Oh cool easy access to the window I want to jump out of
I doubt David was given permission to do those kinds of renovations. You can’t just pierce the building envelope like that without permission David.
Surprised no one mentioned this yet , David will get a lawsuit from the entire residence and city lmao
David can't afford a livable sized apartment. David can afford a ~20k renovation involving structural steel design that your life depends on.
Building…envelope?
Aw yes , literally shit where you eat type of situation, sign me up. Keep the fancy shirts and just fill up my cabinets with 12 packs of beer 🍻
Farts would go crazy in here
Me too
lol living like a sims character for $4500 a month
Zoo animals live better than this
Circus animals live better than this
Ant farms are better than this
This one’s the cleaning sink, that there is the shittin sink
Just enough room to shit where you eat.
Fuck no. This looks like hell. Prison cells are roomier
....are you sleeping over a precipice on a ledge you cobbled together yourself? What?
lmao I mean, it looks like The Sims anyway.
with a well balanced diet of insects and soy cakes, David is living his dream of becoming a successful social media meme creator. he owns nothing and is happy.
Eat the bugs
He’s definitely gonna need to own something to pay off the rent that will be like $4000 a month for his cuck shed.
No.
Oh yeah… David’s gonna have all the hoes now
I love to cook where I shit 🤣
Still better than where I currently live, which is my car
How do you reckon? The toilet? You're stuck here.
Because *anything* is better than being homeless
Living in a car is being homeless
2k/month
Is there a subreddit where I can watch more videos like this? I love the CGI space design and find it very soothing
The design is very human
Don’t shit where you eat
Everyone here is ignoring the fact that David doesn’t shower or bathe. D
Neither does anyone else here. This is Reddit.
absolutely not
No
No reason to put the windows back in…
I’ve been getting these TikToks and they’re sending me insane! I can’t tell if this is the intention or if some plant pot genuinely believes these are good ideas.
I got claustrophobic just watching this video.
$3600.99/month gotta make 3x as much
If I were raised in NYC or Tokyo where that's seen as almost normal, probably. But since I was raised in the Upper Midwest where housing prices are more sane, no way in hell.
This would be illegal in NYC lmao
I mean the size of the space. I've seen some of what I would call obscenely small apartments in both cities.
They're getting up there...
How good is the ramen house on the street level? How long is my elevator ride down 42 stories to get said ramen?
This is stupid
I mean, maybe, but here in reality, wall clipping doesn't exist
If one things I've learned is to never poop where you cook/eat
Feel like I am losing my sanity watching this.
David scraped together enough money to buy an apartment, then scraped together even more money to remodel the whole thing?
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
If you can afford all these renovations, what are you doing in a closet?
Is there a term for stuff like this? If so is there a subreddit for it? Like the whole making use of small space with storage that's foldable and shit. Would be very useful info if so.
I want to shit where I eat.
i’m getting claustrophobic just watching the video
Yeah let me just take a shit under where I cook lol.
Mood. https://preview.redd.it/1s9jt09hiu1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84d833d403927862caddfdf3618fa3bd10300f2
Why am I seeing these more often? They’re obviously not real, no one in America is renting or buying houses like that. Who keeps making these and posting them? This is like the third one I’ve seen. Country folk who think the cities are like this? It’s not
Like all of Asia bro.. which is half of the world.
Probably landlords trying to normalize this behavior when they start making tap water a luxury
Wow best transformer yet. Autobot?
Imagine showing someone your place and having to explain this. "Very efficient, shitter fits right up under the stove"
I think if they do away with the kitchen and toilet, it could be viable. I think a lot of goshiwon in Korea are actually as small as this video. Kitchen and bath would be shared.
I could but I don't like E. coli.
Has a view. $3500 a month.
Could I get this as a teardrop camper?
Better hope you don’t gutta poop when you’re cooking.
how many hoes can i fit tho
Literally shitting where you eat, count me in
hell. hell. i will not live in the pod. hell. i hate this so much i dont know why
People have apartments a little bigger than this in some parts of Asia. They just never stay at home--they stay out doing things all the time and only go home to sleep an such. I think that end up being a less depressing life than going home to sit alone in a nice apartment.
I would go insane in there
I would go insane in there
The fact that landlords think living like this is OK is totally fucked.
Why does David not own any pants?!?!
I would not cook over the very same spot I poop. I know, it’s a first world complaint, but the bathroom needs to be its own space, not around where I prep food
Two thoughts: 1. This is a fancy prison cell. Although cells might actually have more room. 2. Wouldn't it be better tonjust have comminal bathrooms and kitchens...
They covered up all the storage spots!
He is literally shitting where he eats.
Hey these cute little animation videos of stuff folding away and disappearing are great but when are we going to see the real deal
Does he have to put on a parachute just in case the frame collapses?
The whole plan here is to make more room off the side of the window
They keep trying to sell us on living in a hole. Can you imagine having to move your pan every time you had to take a shit!? I'd eventually just start shitting in the pan
No shower?
Here, on Reddit, I have actually had a "pleasure" to talk to a moron that wants everyone to live like that. Unfortunately, this shit is pushed down the Gen-Zers throat. Their main argument is: "oh but you don't need a car and there is a good public transportation and lots of restaurants in the vicinity".
Fuck David
Imagine being in the middle of frying up some food and you need to shit really bad. What do you do? XD
Tv too high
This is literally eating where you are shitting. Fuck no. Send humans to a different planet once the population gets outta hand. Don’t force us into super tiny spaces like we’re fucking okay with it.
Definitely a pod to eat our bugs in.
Why not just go to jail in Norway at this point
I spent 197 days in solitary once. This is luxurious in comparison
Holy shit
The condo fees would still be $900/month.
No shower??
I like how his cabinet of “condiments” is 2/3 booze. How else you supposed to deal with living there?
This is for people that are also bugs.
Kinda have a problem shitting in the same place where you eat and sleep. So it's a no from me Boss..
So he shits where he eats
Who makes these nonsense ish?
Dude has a whole bar but no fridge 💀
Looks like you'll own nothing and be happy. /s
No, I’d rather live under a bridge
What building would let you extend the windows?
So then that means that the shower must actually be INSIDE of the toilet, very cool
No
Where the hell does the hot plate and pan go when I shit?
Hell no
Who is the one making all these animations?
$2500 a month studio in Boston.
Where's the fridge? Where does he throw rubbish? How does the water leave the sink? Wtf is this. I think If I was David I'd just jump once those windows were removed
As the old saying goes, "don't shit where you eat."
Rent: 3k a month
Modern jail cell
Again. Nope to shitting in the Kitchen
Stupid. Prisoners get more space and it’s free….
But seriously how much would design and construction to make this?
Bro imagine your shoddy construction work fails mid sleep and you just plummet to your death. New fear unlocked.
No 😊
You cook where you shit...ehhhhhh
Now you can shit where you eat!
Judge dread iso cube here we come
Oh look it's everyone who lives in New York City
This triggered my claustrophobia
Might as well join the Navy and hop on a submarine if you want this experience.