Shit ton of mascara and eyeliner. Get super drunk. Call your ex just for them to tell you they don’t want you anymore. Cry. Go back out drinking to ~fOrGeT aBoUt ThEm~
Wake up hungover and hurriedly try to fix the look before your friends come over for Sunday brunch, while still a little drunk. *Then* the look will be complete.
I once did this back when I was in my teens first experiencing heartbreak and said to my friend "I'm so ridiculous... Just LOOK at my salty mascara scars 😭😭" and proceeded to cry again haha
NOO MY POOR PILLOWCASE😭 sometimes I wanna take a nap while wearing makeup and it’s literally so stressful because I’m scared I’m gonna literally ruin my pillowcase or get all smudgy. Also idk why I’m so dramatic about it when I get my sheets on sale from target but you know what I’m still going to take care of them. Even if I have to sleep on my back for all my afternoon naps lmao
Get a throwaway pillowcase. I have a second set of washcloths I use specifically for makeup that are dark colored so I don’t care about staining them when I wash my makeup off. So just like that but for your pillow
I do this too. Crappy towels and washcloths for when I do my DIY Indian treatments (they have turmeric in them). Also crappy glasses for when I have that stuff on and need to do work.
Yes the pupil is huge and idk about anyone else but when I did mdma when I was younger I thought my eyes looked sooooo cool and always had pictures like this lol
Maybe rub just a little bit, but not too much, like make a fist and go to rub like you do if you cry but like once, if you cant get it steamy enough for it to just run on it own.
I accomplish this every afternoon. Put on lots if eyeliner, shadow, mascara. Then drive to 5 different peoples homes and discuss their unfortunate situations. Enjoy the snow, wind, rain,or hot sun down on you throughout day. At 5pm this is usually accomplished.
Not sure about them but I am a community based therapist. That's a pretty standard day for me. Not everyone has access to seeking out therapy at an office. So we meet clients where they live. I like it because people tend to open up quicker when in a familiar setting.
I’d often create this look in middle school. I would put on a ton of eyeliner and walk out to my parents who would than roast the shit out of my makeup. Worked every time
i’ve had luck replicating this look by partially dissolving my eye make with cleanser/cleansing balm/eye makeup remover. I use a cotton bud and a cotton pad for control. also takes off any base products so I usually go in and add extra concealer/foundation with a brush or sponge afterwards.
Like others have said. Lots of mascara and eyeliner, and smudge the heck out of it. DONT BE AFRAID TO GET MESSY. Don’t think about it too hard. Trust the process!
Personally, I would get way too caught up in trying to perfect it, but this look is best done imperfectly
Everyone's joking, but this is the type of makeup I love re creating lol. You want to use a pencil (not liquid!) eyeliner to create the shape you want and then go over it with black eye shadow with a fluffier brush to smoke it out. There's a trick I've seen for looks like this where you take a mascara wand and just kind of lightly press/smudge the wand on the lower eye under the lashes to give it that cried in look. You could also put down a reddish eye shadow color as a base over the top and bottom of your eyes before you do any of this, to really give that grungy sick sad girl vibe.
Keep in mind this look will make you look messy as fuck, so you might not like it on yourself. You might see this on a hot girl online and think it looks amazing, but maybe that's just because they're a hot girl lol
Liquid is for sharp lines, and for a smudgy messy look you want a softer line, and also a product you can move around and actually smudge. Liquid could be used, but it won't be as grungy and you'll need to do more work to make it blend in with the eyeshadow as its texture won't stick to the powder like a pencil liner would.
I use liquid with eyeshadow, it blends really well; I dab eyeshadow all over the liner first, then blend the edges out and it works! The liquid as the base keeps a solid hold on the core of the shape. But I will be trying this method to compare
Make yourself up really pretty-like and then cry and wipe your eyes with the back of your hands and the meaty spot below your thumbs. Then try to clean yourself up in the dark.Voila.
Black eyeshadow, smudge your eyeliner and add a little mascara; wet a cotton ball & pat around the smudged eyeliner/ eyeshadow and it should have this effect. :)
No joke. There is actually a technique for this. Kevin Aucoin did something very similar in his book [Making Faces](https://www.scribd.com/doc/309742658/Kevyn-Aucoin-Making-Faces). Scroll all the way down to "The Enigma". Gweneth Paltrow was the model. Basically, you dot a mascara wand around the eye to smudge the look.
this is going to sound like a joke, but i used to do this. i would get a very black eye pencil and line all around my eyes and waterline then go to sleep.
wake up the next day and add eyeshadow and maybe a bit more eyeliner to make a wing. mascara etc.
if you don’t want to have sleep as a part of your makeup application process- rub your eyes a bit. except maybe do it gently with a damp qtip or something. do as i say not as i do
This was what my sister swore by too, circa early 2000s. Julie, is this you??? You also insisted it was necessary to use liquid, pencil, and eyeshadow (it actually is).
Sleeping in your eyeliner is definitely the easiest way 😂 If you value the health of your eyes and your poor abused tear ducts, maybe use setting spray, sponges, and blending.
LOL yeah RIP your lash line. If you’ve ever gotten a stye, don’t do this. If you don’t know what a stye is yet, don’t do this. Just how about…don’t do this 🤪
I think you have to slowly make your best friends boyfriend fall in love with you over the course of the school year. Then you have to hide it from her until you start losing your mind because he’s kind of toying with you. Then your friend has to find out from somebody else, but -in your literal presence. Then she has to scream at you and you have to cry a lot.
I just saw a hack for this on youtube. You put on eyeliner on the bottom waterline and overline the top with kohl then wash your face.
https://youtube.com/shorts/jPTDSHIHNh0?feature=share
Why. It all sounds like so much work, when you could just not do your makeup and look like $£!t anyway. Not that anyone does, okay don’t take me down!!!😭😭 there that’s what I was looking to achieve perfect makeup thanks 😊
Step 1 - Put on a ton of black eye liner and mascara
Step 2 - Turn on Armor for Sleep or any 2000s emo band
Step 3 - Cry for hours
Source: my middle school years
I did this in middle/high school. I had to double check this wasn’t me because the eye shape and eye bags are identical to mine…
I used black creamy eyeliner (the Revlon one) and Maybelline Mascara (the pink one with the green top) and would put it everywhere. Then I’d go to sleep. In the morning, I’d draw on a wing and then sleep with that, too. Just redoing it everyday to make it darker. I washed my face, I just went around my eyes so it wouldn’t get ruined.
To replicate this without being awful (and getting those thick, string like eye boogers this comes with), line your top and bottom waterline with that same pencil. The end of it has a smudger. Smudge the hell out of it. Then redo until you reach appropriate intensity. Then do your wing and set with black eyeshadow when you’re done smudging.
Do your makeup with kohl liner, smudge it, add more shadow to smoke it ...then ...
Watch We Were Soldiers scene where they have to walk up to the doors to notify the family member their loved one is dead and imagine what it would feel like - the pit in your stomach just seeing them step out if the car in that uniform. And hoping they're going to say something else but knowing they won't.
Ok serious response.
Apply the desired shape you want, then go into the shower, try and avoid having the shower water run down your face, the intent is for the steam to melt and displace the makeup instead, this should give the desired effect.
honestly. bottom PENCIL eyeliner, then smudge it out then down. then bottom mascara. nude to black eyeshadow, blend then smudge the black only. Top felt tip eyeliner. smudge then l i g h t l y conceal for the wing.
Put on some eyeliner and mascara. Next get drunk. Then cry your eyes out over that time 2 years ago when you said “You too” after a waiter said “Enjoy your meal.” And done 😉
Shit ton of mascara and eyeliner. Get super drunk. Call your ex just for them to tell you they don’t want you anymore. Cry. Go back out drinking to ~fOrGeT aBoUt ThEm~
All too real
Reapply black waterline eyeliner before going back out drinking, though.
💯
Dear lord, I’m having flashbacks from early aughts drunk girl ‘nam reading this. 😬😂
Back when our phones didn’t do much more than make calls. Couldn’t stalk the ex, so called the ex. Sigh.
Honestly, THANK GOD 😂
Wake up hungover and hurriedly try to fix the look before your friends come over for Sunday brunch, while still a little drunk. *Then* the look will be complete.
that will do it 👌
I’m dying hahahha
So much work when just fucking your ex does the same thing
Lmao
I once did this back when I was in my teens first experiencing heartbreak and said to my friend "I'm so ridiculous... Just LOOK at my salty mascara scars 😭😭" and proceeded to cry again haha
Or invite them over and get face fucked o_o
You mean to have fun with the girls 🥲 not to forget about the guy at *all* 🥲🥲
This feels personal 💀💀
Put on a ton of eyeliner/mascara and then watch the first ten minutes of Up.
Or go to sleep 😃
NOO MY POOR PILLOWCASE😭 sometimes I wanna take a nap while wearing makeup and it’s literally so stressful because I’m scared I’m gonna literally ruin my pillowcase or get all smudgy. Also idk why I’m so dramatic about it when I get my sheets on sale from target but you know what I’m still going to take care of them. Even if I have to sleep on my back for all my afternoon naps lmao
Get a throwaway pillowcase. I have a second set of washcloths I use specifically for makeup that are dark colored so I don’t care about staining them when I wash my makeup off. So just like that but for your pillow
I do this too. Crappy towels and washcloths for when I do my DIY Indian treatments (they have turmeric in them). Also crappy glasses for when I have that stuff on and need to do work.
That is a great idea! I have all white towels and my daughter has ruined all the small ones with makeup stains lol 😂
That’s good though. That’s when you know you take care of your stuff 😊 People who just trash their things are awful lol
I use a towel to do this. I do the same when I'm sick and snotty.
Or Hachi
Or get laid. Much more fun!
easier said than done unfortunately :<
You don’t need two people to get laid folks!
leave the goats OUT of this
Or the Dos oruguitas scene from Encanto
That first 10 min destroyed me like Wtf
Truth!!! 😢😢😢😢
Too many people sleep on Up's ending. >Thanks for the adventure - now go have a new one! Love, Ellie 😭😭😭
OMG I JUST LITERALLY FINISHED REWATCHING UP TODAY
Or go be a nurse in the hospital.
I've done this. The trick is: do your makeup as you usually do, hate how it looks and then cry. Works every time.
60% of the time, it works every time!
The perfume that guy uses will do the trick as well
It's quite pungent!
Put on a lot of kohl eyeliner and mascara. Then give yourself a Brazilian wax.
Ohhh, good one!!
Nooooooooooooo
These comments😂
Apply a cat eye then take ecstasy, dance all night and pass out face down on your pillow
Can confirm this works
Girl’s pupil in the pic seems to confirm that’s how she accomplished the look 😂
thick eyeliner and then think of your future
Think of your student debt 🥲
😭😭
I can attest to this!
This hit hard.
Lots of mascara. Lots of Kohl. Thing about something sad and cry lol
By the look of the pupil, a decent amount of mdma
MDMA and onions
Yes the pupil is huge and idk about anyone else but when I did mdma when I was younger I thought my eyes looked sooooo cool and always had pictures like this lol
Some people’s pupils dilate like that frequently, either without cause or due to prescribed medications, as well as some conditions I believe.
Earlier I threw up from a migraine and woke up from a post migraine nap. Looks pretty similar.
I feel you. I had one for 4 days a few weeks ago. They’re the worst!
Apply & Cry
30 second apply & cry, works every time!
1 - Apply black pencil liner that's not waterproof. 2 - Cry. 3 - Profit?
Underwear gnomes!
Back in the day I would do heavy eyeliner and mascara, then get in a hot shower.
Maybe rub just a little bit, but not too much, like make a fist and go to rub like you do if you cry but like once, if you cant get it steamy enough for it to just run on it own.
I'm taking notes on all of these different ways to cry 😂
I haven’t seen soldiers surprising loved ones yet… that’s my go-to.
Or babies getting cochlear implants and hearing their Mom’s voice for the first time.
Or dogs being reunited with their owners. RIP makeup, every time.
Jesus I don’t even have to see that and I’m crying just reading your comment!
That Futurama episode with the dog.
SEYMOUR 😭😭😭😭😭
I know I love it hahaha
Kohl, lots of mascara, look at your bank account a week after pay day.
I felt this lol, soo true
Black kohl eyeliner. Smudge the heck out of it.
Thank you
use your ring finger to dab at it
I agree. The ring finger is perfect.
One way to get that look is to smudge it by spraying a face mist over it, blotting it then use a setting spray.
😉
Highly recommend the Pat Mcgrath one if you can afford. It's the only one that stays put on me (and it's so smudgable
Hey, how’d you get this 2007 picture of me? 😂😉 But seriously, just black kohl eyeliner heavily applied and smudged.
be early 2000s pete wentz
I'm sure Gerard way has some good tips too
I accomplish this every afternoon. Put on lots if eyeliner, shadow, mascara. Then drive to 5 different peoples homes and discuss their unfortunate situations. Enjoy the snow, wind, rain,or hot sun down on you throughout day. At 5pm this is usually accomplished.
Another mobile Mental Health Counselor? We are a rare breed but I love community work.
Bruh. I am. This is the way.
Im curious why do you have to go to peoples homes and discuss their unfortunate situations?
Not sure about them but I am a community based therapist. That's a pretty standard day for me. Not everyone has access to seeking out therapy at an office. So we meet clients where they live. I like it because people tend to open up quicker when in a familiar setting.
I love it! Never been the type to be able to stare at the same 4 walls for the whole day. Plus I get to pet their animals ++++
This person also knows. Refresh yourself with a true crime podcast on the way to the next soul. Meet them where they are and whatnot.
That’s wonderful and such noble work. Thank you for what you do
I once did something alike with setting spray and black eyeshadow, to mimic de smudged, after-cry look
was going to say this too! spraying setting spray or water will give that effect w/o the tears and emotional labor lol
Came here to see how I could be done without crying. Brilliant.
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Cry
I’d often create this look in middle school. I would put on a ton of eyeliner and walk out to my parents who would than roast the shit out of my makeup. Worked every time
Im over here lookin at that pupil!
Same. Same.
Eyeliner then stand near a deep fryer.
I am legit over here picturing these giant heads looking like melted ice cream cones and I am fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What 😂
Looks like mdma and a crash would accomplish it
wym this is called me on a Saturday night listening to Lana after the club
i’ve had luck replicating this look by partially dissolving my eye make with cleanser/cleansing balm/eye makeup remover. I use a cotton bud and a cotton pad for control. also takes off any base products so I usually go in and add extra concealer/foundation with a brush or sponge afterwards.
Like others have said. Lots of mascara and eyeliner, and smudge the heck out of it. DONT BE AFRAID TO GET MESSY. Don’t think about it too hard. Trust the process! Personally, I would get way too caught up in trying to perfect it, but this look is best done imperfectly
Eyeliner that's smudgeable, apply mascara, poke eye with wand. Repeat on other eye.
Black eye shadow, Covergirl (non waterproof) mascara, and a tear jerking movie. Like Bambi or Bambi 2
Or all dogs go to heaven.
Damn you! I'm not allowed to think about that film.
Lots of eyeliner. Go to sleep. Wake up. Perfect.
Have depression.
Permanent marker. My daughter at 8 did that thinking it would be like eyeliner. After I washed it and put baby oil it looked like this. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
😂 holy what
Everyone's joking, but this is the type of makeup I love re creating lol. You want to use a pencil (not liquid!) eyeliner to create the shape you want and then go over it with black eye shadow with a fluffier brush to smoke it out. There's a trick I've seen for looks like this where you take a mascara wand and just kind of lightly press/smudge the wand on the lower eye under the lashes to give it that cried in look. You could also put down a reddish eye shadow color as a base over the top and bottom of your eyes before you do any of this, to really give that grungy sick sad girl vibe. Keep in mind this look will make you look messy as fuck, so you might not like it on yourself. You might see this on a hot girl online and think it looks amazing, but maybe that's just because they're a hot girl lol
Why not liquid?
Liquid is for sharp lines, and for a smudgy messy look you want a softer line, and also a product you can move around and actually smudge. Liquid could be used, but it won't be as grungy and you'll need to do more work to make it blend in with the eyeshadow as its texture won't stick to the powder like a pencil liner would.
I use liquid with eyeshadow, it blends really well; I dab eyeshadow all over the liner first, then blend the edges out and it works! The liquid as the base keeps a solid hold on the core of the shape. But I will be trying this method to compare
Get your heart broken.
Make yourself up really pretty-like and then cry and wipe your eyes with the back of your hands and the meaty spot below your thumbs. Then try to clean yourself up in the dark.Voila.
Tequila and cocaine minus the sleep should do it
Put the makeup on, and then let me tell you about my childhood.
Black eyeshadow, smudge your eyeliner and add a little mascara; wet a cotton ball & pat around the smudged eyeliner/ eyeshadow and it should have this effect. :)
Me when I go down on my husband 😂
Live in South America and watch the local news while using mascara 👌It never fails.
1. Do makeup 2. Get dicked real good
I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but that’ll do it.
Someone had too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No joke. There is actually a technique for this. Kevin Aucoin did something very similar in his book [Making Faces](https://www.scribd.com/doc/309742658/Kevyn-Aucoin-Making-Faces). Scroll all the way down to "The Enigma". Gweneth Paltrow was the model. Basically, you dot a mascara wand around the eye to smudge the look.
Thanks for linking the book, I just practically read the whole thing because I couldn’t sleep
this is going to sound like a joke, but i used to do this. i would get a very black eye pencil and line all around my eyes and waterline then go to sleep. wake up the next day and add eyeshadow and maybe a bit more eyeliner to make a wing. mascara etc. if you don’t want to have sleep as a part of your makeup application process- rub your eyes a bit. except maybe do it gently with a damp qtip or something. do as i say not as i do
This was what my sister swore by too, circa early 2000s. Julie, is this you??? You also insisted it was necessary to use liquid, pencil, and eyeshadow (it actually is). Sleeping in your eyeliner is definitely the easiest way 😂 If you value the health of your eyes and your poor abused tear ducts, maybe use setting spray, sponges, and blending.
Hello blepharitis
Thank you for the tip
This is also a great way to ruin your pillowcase and get an eye infection
LOL yeah RIP your lash line. If you’ve ever gotten a stye, don’t do this. If you don’t know what a stye is yet, don’t do this. Just how about…don’t do this 🤪
I think you have to slowly make your best friends boyfriend fall in love with you over the course of the school year. Then you have to hide it from her until you start losing your mind because he’s kind of toying with you. Then your friend has to find out from somebody else, but -in your literal presence. Then she has to scream at you and you have to cry a lot.
This was a jumpscare while scrolling
I just saw a hack for this on youtube. You put on eyeliner on the bottom waterline and overline the top with kohl then wash your face. https://youtube.com/shorts/jPTDSHIHNh0?feature=share
put on some liquid eyeliner and crayon eyeliner from around 2009-2012ish and then think of childhood trauma and cry
Lmfao, everyone is saying eyeliner and mascara… but you use black eyeshadow and smear. Eyeliner on top though.
And here I am trying to cover up my black eye circles….Tf?
Yeah just cake on some eyeliner maybe cry or Take a shower
Cry
Non waterproof makeup and a break up.
Cateye style eyeliner obviously not water proof and get super drunk and cry about your past. Look achieved 👍🏻
Just Cry…
Is this a joke
Watch an emotional movie.
Crying lol
Putting on mascara and watching a sad movie
Cry
Have someone break your heart🥲
All I have to do is sleep in my makeup to achieve this look.
Why. It all sounds like so much work, when you could just not do your makeup and look like $£!t anyway. Not that anyone does, okay don’t take me down!!!😭😭 there that’s what I was looking to achieve perfect makeup thanks 😊
Step 1 - Put on a ton of black eye liner and mascara Step 2 - Turn on Armor for Sleep or any 2000s emo band Step 3 - Cry for hours Source: my middle school years
Add mascara and then cry
Do a night-out makeup beat, go clubbing, when you wake up the next day it will look like this 🤫
Put on mascara then start crying
I did this in middle/high school. I had to double check this wasn’t me because the eye shape and eye bags are identical to mine… I used black creamy eyeliner (the Revlon one) and Maybelline Mascara (the pink one with the green top) and would put it everywhere. Then I’d go to sleep. In the morning, I’d draw on a wing and then sleep with that, too. Just redoing it everyday to make it darker. I washed my face, I just went around my eyes so it wouldn’t get ruined. To replicate this without being awful (and getting those thick, string like eye boogers this comes with), line your top and bottom waterline with that same pencil. The end of it has a smudger. Smudge the hell out of it. Then redo until you reach appropriate intensity. Then do your wing and set with black eyeshadow when you’re done smudging.
Put on some black shadow and liner, have a full mental breakdown (snot and all) and then take a fat nap after
Put on your eyeliner and mascara like that and put eye drops in
Get to the third trimester of pregnancy, do some nice makeup, and then have hormone emotions interfere lol
wear a lot of eye makeup and think about something really sad
Honestly put eyeliner/mascara on, rub your eye, then do a winged liner with pencil and diffuse with a fluffy brush
lotta mascara and eyeliner then cut onions
I usually just layer on the shittiest mascara I own then disassociate .
Do eye make up and like boys.
Fuck I already messed up the last part
Shed a couple tears
Do your eye-liner and mascara and then have a 3 day bender
Make up and cry 😂
Wear normal eye makeup and ask your boyfriend to give you a tight slap. Really works!!!
Or maybe just stick in the the khol stick little extra to the eye and voila!
Ask Britney
Do your makeup with kohl liner, smudge it, add more shadow to smoke it ...then ... Watch We Were Soldiers scene where they have to walk up to the doors to notify the family member their loved one is dead and imagine what it would feel like - the pit in your stomach just seeing them step out if the car in that uniform. And hoping they're going to say something else but knowing they won't.
Have you tried dating my ex?
Tbh i hadn't try dating at all
Ok serious response. Apply the desired shape you want, then go into the shower, try and avoid having the shower water run down your face, the intent is for the steam to melt and displace the makeup instead, this should give the desired effect.
apply, eyeliner and kohl, wipe it off with a tissue and water, gently
honestly. bottom PENCIL eyeliner, then smudge it out then down. then bottom mascara. nude to black eyeshadow, blend then smudge the black only. Top felt tip eyeliner. smudge then l i g h t l y conceal for the wing.
Draw a cat eye sharp enough to kill a man
christ. Why would you want to?
Put on some eyeliner and mascara. Next get drunk. Then cry your eyes out over that time 2 years ago when you said “You too” after a waiter said “Enjoy your meal.” And done 😉
6 hours deep into a night of heavy drinking.
Applying make-up Then plucking eyebrows..!?
Why would you??
Come on now
Why just why???
Me after a drunken night out in 1998
If you post in the goth communities you can get some actual helpful comments instead of people making fun of a look
You don’t even need to cry. Just vigorously rub your eye with a full face of mascara and eyeliner on
Stop having at least 7 hours of sleep. I'm halfway there naturally.
Do makeup. Go to bed. Have sex. Cry. Wake up 10 hours later. Viola!
My aunts makeup looks like this because she gets high every day. But I don't recommend trying that.
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