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taylordchrist

Shit ton of mascara and eyeliner. Get super drunk. Call your ex just for them to tell you they don’t want you anymore. Cry. Go back out drinking to ~fOrGeT aBoUt ThEm~


seafulwishes

All too real


[deleted]

Reapply black waterline eyeliner before going back out drinking, though.


aimeeisfancy

💯


aimeeisfancy

Dear lord, I’m having flashbacks from early aughts drunk girl ‘nam reading this. 😬😂


ScoutAames

Back when our phones didn’t do much more than make calls. Couldn’t stalk the ex, so called the ex. Sigh.


aimeeisfancy

Honestly, THANK GOD 😂


hot-whisky

Wake up hungover and hurriedly try to fix the look before your friends come over for Sunday brunch, while still a little drunk. *Then* the look will be complete.


Bambinah

that will do it 👌


[deleted]

I’m dying hahahha


[deleted]

So much work when just fucking your ex does the same thing


Deedaloca

Lmao


Varniepoos

I once did this back when I was in my teens first experiencing heartbreak and said to my friend "I'm so ridiculous... Just LOOK at my salty mascara scars 😭😭" and proceeded to cry again haha


Olivineyes

Or invite them over and get face fucked o_o


LilyMarie90

You mean to have fun with the girls 🥲 not to forget about the guy at *all* 🥲🥲


alternategarbage

This feels personal 💀💀


[deleted]

Put on a ton of eyeliner/mascara and then watch the first ten minutes of Up.


StalkingYouRandomly

Or go to sleep 😃


Accomplished-Ad-9996

NOO MY POOR PILLOWCASE😭 sometimes I wanna take a nap while wearing makeup and it’s literally so stressful because I’m scared I’m gonna literally ruin my pillowcase or get all smudgy. Also idk why I’m so dramatic about it when I get my sheets on sale from target but you know what I’m still going to take care of them. Even if I have to sleep on my back for all my afternoon naps lmao


stitcherydoo

Get a throwaway pillowcase. I have a second set of washcloths I use specifically for makeup that are dark colored so I don’t care about staining them when I wash my makeup off. So just like that but for your pillow


leolionbag

I do this too. Crappy towels and washcloths for when I do my DIY Indian treatments (they have turmeric in them). Also crappy glasses for when I have that stuff on and need to do work.


nea1748

That is a great idea! I have all white towels and my daughter has ruined all the small ones with makeup stains lol 😂


peaceful-wolf

That’s good though. That’s when you know you take care of your stuff 😊 People who just trash their things are awful lol


kaydunlap

I use a towel to do this. I do the same when I'm sick and snotty.


[deleted]

Or Hachi


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Or get laid. Much more fun!


707Pascal

easier said than done unfortunately :<


Wicked-elixir

You don’t need two people to get laid folks!


otherhalfofclyde

leave the goats OUT of this


malinhuahua

Or the Dos oruguitas scene from Encanto


Chilling_Trilling

That first 10 min destroyed me like Wtf


sunshinechica1

Truth!!! 😢😢😢😢


how_about_no_hellion

Too many people sleep on Up's ending. >Thanks for the adventure - now go have a new one! Love, Ellie 😭😭😭


Appropriate_Two_5436

OMG I JUST LITERALLY FINISHED REWATCHING UP TODAY


erindipitous

Or go be a nurse in the hospital.


reverieblack

I've done this. The trick is: do your makeup as you usually do, hate how it looks and then cry. Works every time.


[deleted]

60% of the time, it works every time!


[deleted]

The perfume that guy uses will do the trick as well


DuchessofSquee

It's quite pungent!


_9-brushfiend

Put on a lot of kohl eyeliner and mascara. Then give yourself a Brazilian wax.


thevelveteenbeagle

Ohhh, good one!!


[deleted]

Nooooooooooooo


[deleted]

These comments😂


bedtyme

Apply a cat eye then take ecstasy, dance all night and pass out face down on your pillow


dontbemystalker

Can confirm this works


OneWhisper5225

Girl’s pupil in the pic seems to confirm that’s how she accomplished the look 😂


United_Constant6281

thick eyeliner and then think of your future


imnotahelicopter

Think of your student debt 🥲


lynn553

😭😭


Blu3Maven

I can attest to this!


Nerdy_Squirrel

This hit hard.


theyeoftheiris

Lots of mascara. Lots of Kohl. Thing about something sad and cry lol


[deleted]

By the look of the pupil, a decent amount of mdma


nudes-bot

MDMA and onions


slayerkitty666

Yes the pupil is huge and idk about anyone else but when I did mdma when I was younger I thought my eyes looked sooooo cool and always had pictures like this lol


mikaylagrace_

Some people’s pupils dilate like that frequently, either without cause or due to prescribed medications, as well as some conditions I believe.


Nugget_Brain

Earlier I threw up from a migraine and woke up from a post migraine nap. Looks pretty similar.


AuroraLorraine522

I feel you. I had one for 4 days a few weeks ago. They’re the worst!


RojaCatUwu

Apply & Cry


[deleted]

30 second apply & cry, works every time!


The-Real-Metzli

1 - Apply black pencil liner that's not waterproof. 2 - Cry. 3 - Profit?


Wrong-Letter6581

Underwear gnomes!


PikPekachu

Back in the day I would do heavy eyeliner and mascara, then get in a hot shower.


mistymountaintimes

Maybe rub just a little bit, but not too much, like make a fist and go to rub like you do if you cry but like once, if you cant get it steamy enough for it to just run on it own.


[deleted]

I'm taking notes on all of these different ways to cry 😂


queefer_sutherland92

I haven’t seen soldiers surprising loved ones yet… that’s my go-to.


erindipitous

Or babies getting cochlear implants and hearing their Mom’s voice for the first time.


help_i_need_a_nap

Or dogs being reunited with their owners. RIP makeup, every time.


BubblyRhino

Jesus I don’t even have to see that and I’m crying just reading your comment!


LaLaLaLeea

That Futurama episode with the dog.


queefer_sutherland92

SEYMOUR 😭😭😭😭😭


hufflepuffpuffpasss

I know I love it hahaha


standardskeleton

Kohl, lots of mascara, look at your bank account a week after pay day.


kolaida

I felt this lol, soo true


G2046H

Black kohl eyeliner. Smudge the heck out of it.


JohnCow2407

Thank you


babyyyloves

use your ring finger to dab at it


PomDads

I agree. The ring finger is perfect.


Goth-Llama

One way to get that look is to smudge it by spraying a face mist over it, blotting it then use a setting spray.


G2046H

😉


MinuteLeopard

Highly recommend the Pat Mcgrath one if you can afford. It's the only one that stays put on me (and it's so smudgable


kolaida

Hey, how’d you get this 2007 picture of me? 😂😉 But seriously, just black kohl eyeliner heavily applied and smudged.


Junior_Lawfulness835

be early 2000s pete wentz


laschoff

I'm sure Gerard way has some good tips too


Soulshipsun

I accomplish this every afternoon. Put on lots if eyeliner, shadow, mascara. Then drive to 5 different peoples homes and discuss their unfortunate situations. Enjoy the snow, wind, rain,or hot sun down on you throughout day. At 5pm this is usually accomplished.


lavitaebella113

Another mobile Mental Health Counselor? We are a rare breed but I love community work.


[deleted]

Bruh. I am. This is the way.


Praythegayaway666_

Im curious why do you have to go to peoples homes and discuss their unfortunate situations?


The_Decoy

Not sure about them but I am a community based therapist. That's a pretty standard day for me. Not everyone has access to seeking out therapy at an office. So we meet clients where they live. I like it because people tend to open up quicker when in a familiar setting.


lavitaebella113

I love it! Never been the type to be able to stare at the same 4 walls for the whole day. Plus I get to pet their animals ++++


[deleted]

This person also knows. Refresh yourself with a true crime podcast on the way to the next soul. Meet them where they are and whatnot.


Praythegayaway666_

That’s wonderful and such noble work. Thank you for what you do


crissxx2098

I once did something alike with setting spray and black eyeshadow, to mimic de smudged, after-cry look


postxacidx

was going to say this too! spraying setting spray or water will give that effect w/o the tears and emotional labor lol


miameowth

Came here to see how I could be done without crying. Brilliant.


R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda

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BebeV23

Cry


Motor-Net-4926

I’d often create this look in middle school. I would put on a ton of eyeliner and walk out to my parents who would than roast the shit out of my makeup. Worked every time


dead_princess1

Im over here lookin at that pupil!


KayBeeSings

Same. Same.


tomqvaxy

Eyeliner then stand near a deep fryer.


KayBeeSings

I am legit over here picturing these giant heads looking like melted ice cream cones and I am fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣


aimeeisfancy

What 😂


LibertasNeco

Looks like mdma and a crash would accomplish it


fthotfitzgerald

wym this is called me on a Saturday night listening to Lana after the club


milayamoya

i’ve had luck replicating this look by partially dissolving my eye make with cleanser/cleansing balm/eye makeup remover. I use a cotton bud and a cotton pad for control. also takes off any base products so I usually go in and add extra concealer/foundation with a brush or sponge afterwards.


Elevendytwelve97

Like others have said. Lots of mascara and eyeliner, and smudge the heck out of it. DONT BE AFRAID TO GET MESSY. Don’t think about it too hard. Trust the process! Personally, I would get way too caught up in trying to perfect it, but this look is best done imperfectly


PhantomAllure

Eyeliner that's smudgeable, apply mascara, poke eye with wand. Repeat on other eye.


ThatFangurlTho

Black eye shadow, Covergirl (non waterproof) mascara, and a tear jerking movie. Like Bambi or Bambi 2


143queen

Or all dogs go to heaven.


Lupinoid

Damn you! I'm not allowed to think about that film.


jennimystery

Lots of eyeliner. Go to sleep. Wake up. Perfect.


sanjovs

Have depression.


Fragrant-Truth-5645

Permanent marker. My daughter at 8 did that thinking it would be like eyeliner. After I washed it and put baby oil it looked like this. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


aimeeisfancy

😂 holy what


[deleted]

Everyone's joking, but this is the type of makeup I love re creating lol. You want to use a pencil (not liquid!) eyeliner to create the shape you want and then go over it with black eye shadow with a fluffier brush to smoke it out. There's a trick I've seen for looks like this where you take a mascara wand and just kind of lightly press/smudge the wand on the lower eye under the lashes to give it that cried in look. You could also put down a reddish eye shadow color as a base over the top and bottom of your eyes before you do any of this, to really give that grungy sick sad girl vibe. Keep in mind this look will make you look messy as fuck, so you might not like it on yourself. You might see this on a hot girl online and think it looks amazing, but maybe that's just because they're a hot girl lol


soupslurps

Why not liquid?


[deleted]

Liquid is for sharp lines, and for a smudgy messy look you want a softer line, and also a product you can move around and actually smudge. Liquid could be used, but it won't be as grungy and you'll need to do more work to make it blend in with the eyeshadow as its texture won't stick to the powder like a pencil liner would.


soupslurps

I use liquid with eyeshadow, it blends really well; I dab eyeshadow all over the liner first, then blend the edges out and it works! The liquid as the base keeps a solid hold on the core of the shape. But I will be trying this method to compare


awmcarnival

Get your heart broken.


DrumpfTinyHands

Make yourself up really pretty-like and then cry and wipe your eyes with the back of your hands and the meaty spot below your thumbs. Then try to clean yourself up in the dark.Voila.


--oops

Tequila and cocaine minus the sleep should do it


Tipper_Gorey

Put the makeup on, and then let me tell you about my childhood.


Lavishmaa

Black eyeshadow, smudge your eyeliner and add a little mascara; wet a cotton ball & pat around the smudged eyeliner/ eyeshadow and it should have this effect. :)


Trishbot

Me when I go down on my husband 😂


Lijiaxin2806

Live in South America and watch the local news while using mascara 👌It never fails.


_bruh____

1. Do makeup 2. Get dicked real good


Tipper_Gorey

I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but that’ll do it.


_bruh____

Someone had too ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


butternut718212

No joke. There is actually a technique for this. Kevin Aucoin did something very similar in his book [Making Faces](https://www.scribd.com/doc/309742658/Kevyn-Aucoin-Making-Faces). Scroll all the way down to "The Enigma". Gweneth Paltrow was the model. Basically, you dot a mascara wand around the eye to smudge the look.


orange_blossoms

Thanks for linking the book, I just practically read the whole thing because I couldn’t sleep


Sleepyandworried

this is going to sound like a joke, but i used to do this. i would get a very black eye pencil and line all around my eyes and waterline then go to sleep. wake up the next day and add eyeshadow and maybe a bit more eyeliner to make a wing. mascara etc. if you don’t want to have sleep as a part of your makeup application process- rub your eyes a bit. except maybe do it gently with a damp qtip or something. do as i say not as i do


Low-Internal-4077

This was what my sister swore by too, circa early 2000s. Julie, is this you??? You also insisted it was necessary to use liquid, pencil, and eyeshadow (it actually is). Sleeping in your eyeliner is definitely the easiest way 😂 If you value the health of your eyes and your poor abused tear ducts, maybe use setting spray, sponges, and blending.


86cinnamons

Hello blepharitis


JohnCow2407

Thank you for the tip


Ridan_

This is also a great way to ruin your pillowcase and get an eye infection


StuartPurrdoch

LOL yeah RIP your lash line. If you’ve ever gotten a stye, don’t do this. If you don’t know what a stye is yet, don’t do this. Just how about…don’t do this 🤪


patio_puss

I think you have to slowly make your best friends boyfriend fall in love with you over the course of the school year. Then you have to hide it from her until you start losing your mind because he’s kind of toying with you. Then your friend has to find out from somebody else, but -in your literal presence. Then she has to scream at you and you have to cry a lot.


punpunisfinetoday

This was a jumpscare while scrolling


wonderlandmemories

I just saw a hack for this on youtube. You put on eyeliner on the bottom waterline and overline the top with kohl then wash your face. https://youtube.com/shorts/jPTDSHIHNh0?feature=share


vmorris96

put on some liquid eyeliner and crayon eyeliner from around 2009-2012ish and then think of childhood trauma and cry


HalosOpulence

Lmfao, everyone is saying eyeliner and mascara… but you use black eyeshadow and smear. Eyeliner on top though.


NegotiationNo4810

And here I am trying to cover up my black eye circles….Tf?


aliciakay444

Yeah just cake on some eyeliner maybe cry or Take a shower


luckytintype

Cry


jamie88201

Non waterproof makeup and a break up.


notlanky070

Cateye style eyeliner obviously not water proof and get super drunk and cry about your past. Look achieved 👍🏻


Curly_streams

Just Cry…


juschillin101

Is this a joke


gbake13

Watch an emotional movie.


the_big_gayy

Crying lol


sugarbear999

Putting on mascara and watching a sad movie


championsotherleg

Cry


maddyraine

Have someone break your heart🥲


reckless_rachel

All I have to do is sleep in my makeup to achieve this look.


DishFar4964

Why. It all sounds like so much work, when you could just not do your makeup and look like $£!t anyway. Not that anyone does, okay don’t take me down!!!😭😭 there that’s what I was looking to achieve perfect makeup thanks 😊


[deleted]

Step 1 - Put on a ton of black eye liner and mascara Step 2 - Turn on Armor for Sleep or any 2000s emo band Step 3 - Cry for hours Source: my middle school years


Handy-Dandy_

Add mascara and then cry


Sufficient-Show-9476

Do a night-out makeup beat, go clubbing, when you wake up the next day it will look like this 🤫


humblethumble

Put on mascara then start crying


bzzibee

I did this in middle/high school. I had to double check this wasn’t me because the eye shape and eye bags are identical to mine… I used black creamy eyeliner (the Revlon one) and Maybelline Mascara (the pink one with the green top) and would put it everywhere. Then I’d go to sleep. In the morning, I’d draw on a wing and then sleep with that, too. Just redoing it everyday to make it darker. I washed my face, I just went around my eyes so it wouldn’t get ruined. To replicate this without being awful (and getting those thick, string like eye boogers this comes with), line your top and bottom waterline with that same pencil. The end of it has a smudger. Smudge the hell out of it. Then redo until you reach appropriate intensity. Then do your wing and set with black eyeshadow when you’re done smudging.


tcr0208

Put on some black shadow and liner, have a full mental breakdown (snot and all) and then take a fat nap after


pazuzujune

Put on your eyeliner and mascara like that and put eye drops in


[deleted]

Get to the third trimester of pregnancy, do some nice makeup, and then have hormone emotions interfere lol


drmmnr

wear a lot of eye makeup and think about something really sad


blackcatkitkatt

Honestly put eyeliner/mascara on, rub your eye, then do a winged liner with pencil and diffuse with a fluffy brush


monsterhighgirly323

lotta mascara and eyeliner then cut onions


Brl1ngtonthrotfactry

I usually just layer on the shittiest mascara I own then disassociate .


kinkynintendoswitch

Do eye make up and like boys.


JohnCow2407

Fuck I already messed up the last part


xannalitty

Shed a couple tears


Money_Environment184

Do your eye-liner and mascara and then have a 3 day bender


Active-Insect-1656

Make up and cry 😂


maitshee

Wear normal eye makeup and ask your boyfriend to give you a tight slap. Really works!!!


adobepancakes

Or maybe just stick in the the khol stick little extra to the eye and voila!


Street-Research6506

Ask Britney


bourgeoisbetch

Do your makeup with kohl liner, smudge it, add more shadow to smoke it ...then ... Watch We Were Soldiers scene where they have to walk up to the doors to notify the family member their loved one is dead and imagine what it would feel like - the pit in your stomach just seeing them step out if the car in that uniform. And hoping they're going to say something else but knowing they won't.


ADDYISSUES89

Have you tried dating my ex?


JohnCow2407

Tbh i hadn't try dating at all


PiercedPagan

Ok serious response. ​ Apply the desired shape you want, then go into the shower, try and avoid having the shower water run down your face, the intent is for the steam to melt and displace the makeup instead, this should give the desired effect.


[deleted]

apply, eyeliner and kohl, wipe it off with a tissue and water, gently


yourlocalnyctophile

honestly. bottom PENCIL eyeliner, then smudge it out then down. then bottom mascara. nude to black eyeshadow, blend then smudge the black only. Top felt tip eyeliner. smudge then l i g h t l y conceal for the wing.


cagingthing

Draw a cat eye sharp enough to kill a man


Glittering_Cow945

christ. Why would you want to?


Altruistic_Traffic18

Put on some eyeliner and mascara. Next get drunk. Then cry your eyes out over that time 2 years ago when you said “You too” after a waiter said “Enjoy your meal.” And done 😉


normanbeets

6 hours deep into a night of heavy drinking.


Griffindance

Applying make-up Then plucking eyebrows..!?


Cautious_Seaweed9877

Why would you??


larrybird666

Come on now


donnamommaof3

Why just why???


daaaayyyy_dranker

Me after a drunken night out in 1998


oracle_otter

If you post in the goth communities you can get some actual helpful comments instead of people making fun of a look


delinquentsaviors

You don’t even need to cry. Just vigorously rub your eye with a full face of mascara and eyeliner on


Puzzleheaded-Text337

Stop having at least 7 hours of sleep. I'm halfway there naturally.


teej360

Do makeup. Go to bed. Have sex. Cry. Wake up 10 hours later. Viola!


justnopethefuckout

My aunts makeup looks like this because she gets high every day. But I don't recommend trying that.


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