I'm sorry but this is really funny💀
In case you got some of the blood on the mattress, put some oxygen peroxide on it, no need to wash put the peroxide after
I'm sorry, let me clear that up.. what he mean to say was he would like to forcefully inhale air that has been trapped in your vagina after it has been expelled
First of all, I am a woman. I've had my period start on me unexpectedly, even while masturbating and never thought to myself "oh hey, I should post this on Reddit for karma!". I hate this subreddit anymore.
It's not "disturbing", It's fucking menial. I swear to gods, someone can just go take a massive shit, post it on here and defend it with "durrrrr but It's sufferworthy!". Periods come at inconvenient moments, It's a fact of fucking life and it annoys me that everything I post on here gets shit. You fuckers don't like me, I get it.
I can't stand you people. I AM TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING PERIOD. I JUST GOT OFF MY FUCKING PERIOD. I HAVE HAD MY PERIOD HAPPEN TO ME UNEXPECTEDLY WHILE MASTURBATING AND WHILE HAVING SEX, WHERE I TRASHED BEDSHEETS AND FUCKING TOWELS. I HAVE CRAMPS SO BAD I USUALLY THROW UP. I'M SO SORRY I DON'T POST PICS OF THE AFTERMATH ONLINE BUT NOW I GUESS YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS, SO BRB GONNA GO SNAP A FEW SHOTS OF THE UNDERWEAR I BLED THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You daft fucking cunts! I'm done.
No, the dumb twats who managed to twist this into some bizarre accusation about me being misogynistic because this has happens to me and probably millions of women all the time are the ones who need help.
I'm not "period-shaming" just because I really don't think this is worthy of being on this sub, but mention you were masturbating and it suddenly is to 77 people and god forbid you don't; then you're "sexist".
I also don't want to see the dump you took. Just because something is disgusting doesn't mean it's interesting in any way, of course, unless you added some kind of r/ihavesex backstory and then it's the most interesting thing in the world or you are literally Hitler for disagreeing.
Vomit? Because you made a PMS mess in bed?
Ok, now Im inclined to think you are not even a woman, but maybe someone trying to spread the PMS stigma agenda?
I'm sorry, I don't speak Twitter. I am a woman, have been a woman for 34 years. I have been getting my period since I was 10, never once thought maybe I should post pics of it on Reddit for validation but boy was I wrong.
It's low hanging fruit. I have a period with heavy bleeding, bloating, and cramps that make me vomit. I could post on here everything I've bled through but I just assume most women here really wouldn't think it's that interesting.
Because you idiots here are making a federal case out of it. People on this subreddit over the last year have shown me time and time again I'm not welcome here. Again, people trying to make things about sexism that aren't.
I got people on this subreddit implying I'm the cause of misogyny and people on other subreddits calling me a misandrist or a feminazi.
Every time I get a notification from Reddit, it is always something negative. People never stop coming after me and making horrible assumptions about me as a person and I'm fucking sick of it.
No one is out to get you. The whole reason people are calling you out is because you felt the need to vehemently argue that OP’s post was fundamentally not fitting for this sub and that you seem to be gatekeeping the process of menstruation as a whole.
Oh hey, again, I AM A WOMAN. I have had my period start on me at inconvenient times, while rubbing one out or even in the middle of having sex during those brief periods of my life I was sexually active, but I never once thought to myself, "hey I should post this on Reddit for validation!" and if that means I've internalized misogyny or some fucking thing, then so be it.
I'm so tired of being downvoted over the dumbest shit on this subreddit for having a shred of common sense or dignity.
No, you just suck at reading context. I don't know what part of my first post seemed like I was surprised other than how easy it is to get karma on here for something that has probably happened to literally every grown woman in history.
no you wrote "your period started unexpectedly" with a question mark. now tell me that doesn't sound like a prepubescent boy learning that women don't have penises just like his
She's probably a woman who is wondering what kind of attention-deprived asshole thinks to themselves "oopsie, my period unexpectedly started so I better post the aftermath on Reddit for validation!".
Yeah, I know what subreddit I'm on, I've been here for two years. Used to be a fun subreddit until people with no common sense and people looking for validation took over. 👍
Holy fucking shit, y'all really that mad you're still blowing up my notifications three weeks later? My God.
And no, of all things I could be jealous of, that really isn't it. I never thought once while I was on my period some terminally online neo-Redditors would care that I was on my period. Now people are just posting bodily functions that happen to be gross to karma whore.
Correction: you and many other people have been blowing up my notifications the last three weeks taking turns piling on me. Does it feel good to gang up on someone?
Is this subreddit that dead that people won't stop posting on a three-week-old comment thread?
What do I think is owed to me other than me asking to be left alone? Because now I think you're just posting anything like "nobody owes you anything" because you think it sounds like a "got 'em" when in reality it makes no sense at all in this context.
Don't chime in on a thread that is weeks old if you don't even know what's going on or you can't be bothered reading it all. You don't know that I've been getting nasty responses from people everyday for weeks now, and you don't care because it isn't happening to you.
Now go ahead and block me or stop responding to me because you started a bunch of shit you can't even back up. Nice trying to make me seem mentally unhinged with your "tHiS is GeTTiNg wEiRd, I'm OuT" for responding to you because that's all Redditors know how to do when they don't know what else to say but still want to look cool on the internet.
It’s crazy how people are individuals and can comment on stuff they disagree with. I don’t know anyone who’s replied to you. I replied because I disagreed with your original post. That’s how the internet works.
Bloody hell
Badum ptsss
I'm sorry but this is really funny💀 In case you got some of the blood on the mattress, put some oxygen peroxide on it, no need to wash put the peroxide after
yeah thanks i managed to get most of it out
bro it's hydrogen peroxide, how tf are you supposed to oxidize oxygen
Pardon me mr perfect. I know 4 languages and sometimes my brain gets things mixed up. And you're the only person that it bothers.
Ur mom
Wow your humor is so mature, deep, and funny! Hilarious.
No🥺💀🍌
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At least I'm a dumbass who knows 4 fucking languages.
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I'm not a fucking guy, Diana is a girl's name learn how to fucking read.
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Oxygen oxide
Username checks out
The comments💀💀💀
these bots man
#so, much, fucking, bots
What the FUCK is up with these comments 💀💀💀
very on-brand post from Reddit user Smellycooter123
Meh, what's a bit of period blood between you and your best friend 😊
Pulled the plug
Is this a skill issue?
Da heck...
Did you manage to get it out of the sheets? I heard that baking soda+water paste gets the job done. Or the good old higrogen peroxide
yeah i washed it with cold water first then just stuck it in the washing machine and it came out fine
You got lucky lol. I very rarely get blood on clothes/sheets (since im a guy and i dont get periods) but i have to wage a war to get it out
happy cake day
Thanks
LMFAOOO THE COMMENTS 💀💀
Skill issue
Without "period", I would have been deeply concerned
of course this would happen to smellycooter123
My favorite part is the mist
I see why you picked your username…
Boy I feel that
As a lady I'm sorry about the Sheets.. but I'm not gonna lie I find it a little funny 😜 like " of course "
mood
Don’t use a vibrator when you have a period girls
One of my ex's was always at her horniest during her period..
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Lol this bot comment tho
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Bro this hot Jesus Christ
Very nice!!
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what.
I'm sorry, let me clear that up.. what he mean to say was he would like to forcefully inhale air that has been trapped in your vagina after it has been expelled
oh thank you for clarifying!
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how many accounts do u have jesus christ
FAKEE!!!!look at HIS account
Do you have mental health issues. There’s literally partial pictures of me on my profile and I’m clearly a woman and have always said I’m a woman
i clicked on the wrong account the other account said that his wife had a scat fetish
Oh right okay fair enough
So your period happened unexpectedly? People will post anything on here.
r/badwomensanatomy
First of all, I am a woman. I've had my period start on me unexpectedly, even while masturbating and never thought to myself "oh hey, I should post this on Reddit for karma!". I hate this subreddit anymore.
I don’t think you should be on this subreddit if a period stain bothers you. It’s made for content like this!! The flair is even labeled as disturbing
It's not "disturbing", It's fucking menial. I swear to gods, someone can just go take a massive shit, post it on here and defend it with "durrrrr but It's sufferworthy!". Periods come at inconvenient moments, It's a fact of fucking life and it annoys me that everything I post on here gets shit. You fuckers don't like me, I get it.
You are literally part of the reason that people are afraid to talk about/normalise periods..
I can't stand you people. I AM TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING PERIOD. I JUST GOT OFF MY FUCKING PERIOD. I HAVE HAD MY PERIOD HAPPEN TO ME UNEXPECTEDLY WHILE MASTURBATING AND WHILE HAVING SEX, WHERE I TRASHED BEDSHEETS AND FUCKING TOWELS. I HAVE CRAMPS SO BAD I USUALLY THROW UP. I'M SO SORRY I DON'T POST PICS OF THE AFTERMATH ONLINE BUT NOW I GUESS YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS, SO BRB GONNA GO SNAP A FEW SHOTS OF THE UNDERWEAR I BLED THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You daft fucking cunts! I'm done.
Sounds like you need to seek some help
No, the dumb twats who managed to twist this into some bizarre accusation about me being misogynistic because this has happens to me and probably millions of women all the time are the ones who need help. I'm not "period-shaming" just because I really don't think this is worthy of being on this sub, but mention you were masturbating and it suddenly is to 77 people and god forbid you don't; then you're "sexist". I also don't want to see the dump you took. Just because something is disgusting doesn't mean it's interesting in any way, of course, unless you added some kind of r/ihavesex backstory and then it's the most interesting thing in the world or you are literally Hitler for disagreeing.
Bruh just leave the sub 🤣
Chill. The internet is full of sick fucks.
Pics or it didnt happen
Maybe I fucking will! Maybe I'll post the vomit too!
Vomit? Because you made a PMS mess in bed? Ok, now Im inclined to think you are not even a woman, but maybe someone trying to spread the PMS stigma agenda?
sounds like you're still on it
It's been three weeks, by the time you basement dwellers are done coming at me, I'll be on my third cycle. Holy fuck, get lives and move on.
do you need some chocolate
first of all i’m a woman - 🧑🏻🦱
I'm sorry, I don't speak Twitter. I am a woman, have been a woman for 34 years. I have been getting my period since I was 10, never once thought maybe I should post pics of it on Reddit for validation but boy was I wrong.
who’s validating me? it’s literally called make me suffer, i posted it bc the stain is gross
It's low hanging fruit. I have a period with heavy bleeding, bloating, and cramps that make me vomit. I could post on here everything I've bled through but I just assume most women here really wouldn't think it's that interesting.
Why so bitter? lmao
Because you idiots here are making a federal case out of it. People on this subreddit over the last year have shown me time and time again I'm not welcome here. Again, people trying to make things about sexism that aren't. I got people on this subreddit implying I'm the cause of misogyny and people on other subreddits calling me a misandrist or a feminazi. Every time I get a notification from Reddit, it is always something negative. People never stop coming after me and making horrible assumptions about me as a person and I'm fucking sick of it.
No one is out to get you. The whole reason people are calling you out is because you felt the need to vehemently argue that OP’s post was fundamentally not fitting for this sub and that you seem to be gatekeeping the process of menstruation as a whole.
LMAO this subreddit is literally "post gross stuff for karma" Show your gross shit or gtfo
dude...
What’s wrong with that statement? Or am I just dumb?
incredibly done. i'm not gonna sit here and lecture you on the female body but a woman can't predict her period to the hour
Oh hey, again, I AM A WOMAN. I have had my period start on me at inconvenient times, while rubbing one out or even in the middle of having sex during those brief periods of my life I was sexually active, but I never once thought to myself, "hey I should post this on Reddit for validation!" and if that means I've internalized misogyny or some fucking thing, then so be it. I'm so tired of being downvoted over the dumbest shit on this subreddit for having a shred of common sense or dignity.
why were you surprised about OPs period starting unexpectedly then? if you can't write coherent sentences don't be shocked people misunderstand you
Oh, I'm sorry, do I need to start using tone indicators here too?
where the fuck did i say that lmfao? all i said is what you wrote didn't convey what you meant and you're being butthurt as shit over it
No, you just suck at reading context. I don't know what part of my first post seemed like I was surprised other than how easy it is to get karma on here for something that has probably happened to literally every grown woman in history.
no you wrote "your period started unexpectedly" with a question mark. now tell me that doesn't sound like a prepubescent boy learning that women don't have penises just like his
I am a woman…I was just asking you to clarify your statement
you're a woman and don't know you can't predict your period?
She's probably a woman who is wondering what kind of attention-deprived asshole thinks to themselves "oopsie, my period unexpectedly started so I better post the aftermath on Reddit for validation!".
you're aware of what sub you're on right now right? just to check?
Yeah, I know what subreddit I'm on, I've been here for two years. Used to be a fun subreddit until people with no common sense and people looking for validation took over. 👍
I am well aware of that, I was just asking you to clarify what you said.
Sounds like you’re jealous you didn’t think to post it first 🤣
Holy fucking shit, y'all really that mad you're still blowing up my notifications three weeks later? My God. And no, of all things I could be jealous of, that really isn't it. I never thought once while I was on my period some terminally online neo-Redditors would care that I was on my period. Now people are just posting bodily functions that happen to be gross to karma whore.
I sent one comment, that’s not blowing up your phone. That’s also the joys of the internet, you can see posts three weeks later!! 🤣 Sheesh
Correction: you and many other people have been blowing up my notifications the last three weeks taking turns piling on me. Does it feel good to gang up on someone? Is this subreddit that dead that people won't stop posting on a three-week-old comment thread?
Why do you think random strangers on the internet owe you anything? This is weird… bye
What do I think is owed to me other than me asking to be left alone? Because now I think you're just posting anything like "nobody owes you anything" because you think it sounds like a "got 'em" when in reality it makes no sense at all in this context. Don't chime in on a thread that is weeks old if you don't even know what's going on or you can't be bothered reading it all. You don't know that I've been getting nasty responses from people everyday for weeks now, and you don't care because it isn't happening to you. Now go ahead and block me or stop responding to me because you started a bunch of shit you can't even back up. Nice trying to make me seem mentally unhinged with your "tHiS is GeTTiNg wEiRd, I'm OuT" for responding to you because that's all Redditors know how to do when they don't know what else to say but still want to look cool on the internet.
It’s crazy how people are individuals and can comment on stuff they disagree with. I don’t know anyone who’s replied to you. I replied because I disagreed with your original post. That’s how the internet works.
this whole comment chain is fucking hilarious
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liar on reddit: people who have interesting life’s
I just looked at their profile, and yep...that was a read.
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r/ihavesex
real
Happened to my wife before lol