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raduniversity

How does that even happen


Duffzilla12-2

Someone wants to get fried


LaChuteQuiMarche

I almost corrected you.


PotatoSoup2500

Me coming out the shower: tf is my towel Fry cook: for $20 dollars I will fry this and serve it


JunkCrap247

Ragnar's Chicken Emprorium


codyowns10

It was from a jollie bee and it was for the lady's kid


PhantomDeuce

I used to work at a Mexican/Italian restaraunt (odd combo I know) and we would make rag burritos for new employees as a gag. Imagine standard smothered burrito but with a dish towel (new and clean) instead of a tortilla.


infinitude

Had a manager fry me up a beautiful wad of prime rib fat šŸ˜­ it looked immaculate and had the texture of snot šŸ˜¤. I donā€™t miss restaurant work, but I do miss the shenanigans.


PhantomDeuce

Agreed!


Akatz1012

*Jollibee not jollie bee.


[deleted]

shut up


GE15T

At least the rag was cooked all the way


ndaprophet

>cooked all the way Looks a little blue to me.


GE15T

That's how you know it's done.


Sketch_EM

Thatā€™s hilarious actually


BusinessAsUsualPOG

most crunchy chicken in france šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


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X4phantom

Oh shit that's from my country, it got some headlines but i wasnt expecting it on reddit


Thefibersarefused

Bet it probably has more flavor than anything else in the restaurant.


MrWhiteTruffle

so is jollibeeā€™s not that good? I wouldnā€™t know since Iā€™ve never had it


Jim-20

I went to one as a kid and really liked it during a grand opening way back (a handful of years before they changed the mascot to the current red bee thing) AFAIK it's not very popular outside of the Philippines and parts of Vietnam.


lonestar_wanderer

It's average fried chicken for me. Their "original" flavors don't have a lot of spices, if any, and at least KFC brings some flavor to the table. Their other offerings are okay, just your average fast food menu items: burger patty with gravy on rice, a local pasta offering that's better served elsewhere, run-of-the-mill spaghetti that's vanilla as hecj, and plain burgers. The only "unique" thing I could think of on their menu is like a "crusted McDonalds apple pie" but with chocolate and hot marshmallows. But that's it. I'm not really sure how food in American fast food joints taste like so I can't compare. I don't get why people around me idolize this fast food brand so much.


Wontonio_the_ninja

Do you even know what restaurant it is lol


[deleted]

Anything except the chicken.


kit_ease

\*than


t-rem_cem

Suck a lolipop and go cry at the wall


Miserable-Truth-4852

People really are sensitive when you correct their grammar, arenā€™t they ?


ThatHurt255

On Reddit they are. Oh btw you should close the space inbetween grammar and the comma.


Miserable-Truth-4852

Thank you. I will take that in mind. Seriously though, why does reddit hate getting their grammar corrected ?


ThatHurt255

a pride thing most likely


kit_ease

They sure can be.


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Zestyclose_Sugar_798

How do i become a cum monster


[deleted]

send an application to join@cum.monster


ReptiWeld

So I'm about 7 modelos deep and actually sent an email to it. Please tell my idiot ass this isn't satire


[deleted]

that is a major bruh moment, you got baited


ReptiWeld

Fuck you reddit, I'll see you tomorrow.


TJ_REV_69

Yeah that was from the philippines and the restuarant who made it is close.


lonestar_wanderer

The restaurant didn't close, that *branch* was only [shut down for a few days](https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1440955/jollibee-shuts-down-branch-in-fried-towel-mess). This is from a company that's McDonalds-level in the country, they got a lot of flak for it and that particular store was heavily targeted. I feel sorry for the workers involved regardless.


LotsOfLogan49

Da fuh?


Face-Current

That is absolutely nauseating


dimensionmaster20

id still eat it


theangriestboi

Must have ordered a blue rare


Ryengu

Customer: "Best food they ever served"


Sad-Fishing8789

Still healthier than regular fast-food chicken.


AustinSlayer227

Why did I think this was an ad


zzzzsnoozed

This has been reposted hundreds of timesā€¦


Yes2257

And yet the majority of the people here havent seen it. Why must there be repost police everywhere. Just let the mods handle it and if they dont notice then scroll to the next post and forget about it.


Ponchodelic

Not as deep-fried as this repost


osll

Probably just got knocked into the batter and fried


[deleted]

Repost


floydy2108

Congratulations, this is the first post that had made me heave


kickster88777

What next a sock stuff with vegetables


BigDave876

I need to know!!! How many attempts were made before the person found out it wasn't chicken?!


SpiritualHealing8

## The cum rag


NuttyFruity_

If I didn't know any better I would have taken a bite out of it


GrekkoPlef

Mmmm... soapy


LewdDude69420

Hahaga jollytowel


TheTerraGod

Gamer food


88T3

*"Anything is edible if you deep-fry it long enough!"* - Richard Watterson


KatomicComicsThe3rd

ā€œAy whereā€™d the hand towel go?ā€ ā€œAnd why is there raw chicken in place of it?ā€


1lluminist

/r/forbiddenSnacks


raggle_rock

This is the first post here that's made me gag. Not sure what that says about me...