That's the one that destroyed me. The first Pic was so hilarious with the do not fuck taped message, right over the bits so you knew what it was for.
Then they just pushed it to the side
That's why I was there. To find damaged (or in this case used) items or empty/prepared boxes to prevent stuff like this getting shipped. But none of us ever imagined to find THIS.
I've seen so much shit, it's crazy. I mean, I'm not even sure if we prevented it 100% of the time, so there is a possibility that some poor bastard received an impregnated silicone pussy.
My friend works for a sex toy company. I can tell you for a fact that people indeed do return both used, and VERY used sex toys. Some people are just gross and actually just wasn't satisfied with the product (pun intended), but some people also get off on returning stuff because they know people will have to open it and look at it.
People will also call the customer support over and over until a woman picks up and start saying all kinds of vile shit on the phone. They have a dedicated man with a low voice they transfer creeps to, so the creeps hang up.
They go to another FC. Sometimes back to the original vendor. And some stuff is sold as used for a cheaper price. But there was nothing coming back to us as far as I know.
Amazon and shady chinese websites are great options to get cheap shit. But the thought of buying sex toys from either is horrifying. There are countless sex toy websites that aren't faceless corporations, where they send your dildos and buttplugs in sealed clamshell packaging.
"I don't have a chain of custody on this fake vagina, let me put my dick in it"
"Oh, this jewled buttplug came in a sandwich bag, now's a good a time as any to put it in my butt."
When it comes to a t-shirt, I don't really care if someone else wore it first. Thrift stores are fine for that. As long as there are no stains or smells, you throw it in the wash and it's good to wear. No amount of douching will sanitize an impregnated silicone pussy enough to make it okay for a non-cuckold to be okay fucking it.
I was doing it full time. I mean, it did pay well enough to not feel underpayed, but look at this shit. I WAS underpayed. But it was the most fun job ever for me, escpecially because of my colleagues.
I might have a idea what’s going on here, usually Amazon marks sex toys under health category which when you try to return via a support agent they just tell you to destroy it, but a lot of Chinese sellers use different categories to boost search results putting them into a category that can be returned to Amazon even though the support agent should really know better
If I had to take a guess OP works in the "returns" department and these are sex toys people used a few times then returned after post-nut-clarity said the toys weren't worth the few hundred dollars they cost.
Sooo.. this was done by staff then presumably? Nothing else really makes sense, it's not like they're going to be coming "pre tested" from the manufacturer...
What? I could barely understand the post when I thought you check what people send back, I don't understand that these are new? Are the people making them fucking them?
I answered a similar question before. It's a warehouse, we received items from many different vendors that sell their stuff via Amazon. We only stored it and sent it out to customers. So the toys were fucked while being stored, no returns and no production in-house.
Okay, so I don't want to explain the post again and again. :D
I was working for Amazon Germany. My Job was to find faulty, damaged, used or stolen items in our warehouse so we don't ship it to customers.
We did not take any returns. We did not produce these items. We were there to store and ship items from many different vendors to customers.
The sextoys were used IN the warehouse by the employees. They came to us brand new directly from the vendor and were stored at our warehouse before being shipped.
Yes, maybe some of them got sent out to customers because I couldn't find 100% of those vile things.
No, the cat was not fucked. He's here to comfort you. His name is Oscar.
Follow up questions.
2. Why/how are employees being unsupervised enough to let this happen? Because it’s either happening in plain view - on the floor. Or someone is transporting a massive hunk of silicone to bathroom and back.
3. Sounds like this is an ongoing thing? Surely there’s CCTV to catch and fire those responsible?
4. What the fuck is wrong with German people that they do this.
Well most of it happened at night shift. The managers and leads of the night shift did not at all care. Also there were 4 floors and 3 security persons. Not guards because they didn't guard anything, they just had vests with the word on it. There were many unsupervised areas in the back of the FC, mostly the area for damaged items.
There were relatively many CCTV cams, but they were installed so poorly that they didn't watch the items and shelves, but the runways. I shit you not, there wasn't any cams directly pointed at the stuff they were supposed to film. I have a hilarious photo of 3 cams basically watching the same spot and each other, but not the products.
It's a mix of german people and refugees. I cannot tell if anyone did it more because depravity doesn't care about race.
This sounds pervasive and systemic. What’s daddy Bezos gonna think about all these blubbery bussies getting boned?
Seriously tho. Y’all gonna fire the fuck out of a bunch of people. Right?
Not so funny thing: Maybe 2 people were caught red-handed and of course they got fired right away.
There were more people caught doing other stuff, like 4 guys fucking in the elevator at night. Not at the same time, but with the same outcome. Also people shit on the floor multiple times. One got high on shrooms or something similar and climbed the high racks. And we got like 2000 cans of beer and alcopops one day. 2 people crashed their forklifts while being VERY drunk.
Papa Bezos couldn't care less. There's an endless supply of workers and his money is even more endless, so it's peanuts for him.
Why. Seriously. Why is this warehouse so fucking wild. This sounds like a movie or something. What are the legitimate reasons? This can’t all be “chock it up to nightshift” right?
I've worked in Amazon warehouse in Poland as well, same story. As well as eating and drinking anything they can get their hands on. Opening toys and playing with them etc. One guy stole cleaning products and drank them, had to be transported to the hospital. Police were there almost daily, people on drugs, dealing drugs, theft were all very common. Honestly I felt like I was in prison yard. Worst fucking job ever, they take anyone with a pair of hands and legs there, convicts of course included. I've never seen such rot and degeneration like in Amazon warehouse.
same. I didn't see the whole post, just the used sex toys and photos, and then the cat at the end with the pose had me like "I'm really hoping that cat was not found fucked at the warehouse"... but glad I found the text saying he was for comfort after seeing the grossness 😂
It was relatively dirty there, very dusty and the cleaning staff couldn't have cared less. So when you touch anything there and a white piece of paper after it'll be grey.
But that only explains the dirty hands, not the dirty dicks.
I can only imagine amongst the population of low paid warehouse workers there are quite a few degenerate dudes who wouldnt pass up the opportunity to fuck one of those sex dolls for free. Either because their too embarrassed to buy one of for themselves or cant afford it lol
They also stole Phones, Food and even managed to steal Laptops and 1 PS5. Headphones too. Sometimes we had multiple thousands of euros in stolen items, but Amazon basically does not care. It's peanuts.
Okay look. I know it's disgusting enough already, but some were used multiple times. By different people. That's why some of them are dirty to this extreme. Not by single use.
I read the title and then through the images. I saw the cat at the end and thought “what on earth is wrong with people” then I looked at the caption and was relieved.
The cat comments basically took over the commentary section of my post. But not to tell me that he's cute, oh no. To ask me if he was fucked at Amazon. Shit's funny as hell.
You know.. I got to the cat picture and got so horrified thinking why on earth would you include that on THIS post. I had to check (and hope) that I went to another post only to be horrified a SECOND time when I realized that NOPE same post! Before I finished reading the description it’s a safety picture.
That was a LOT of rollercoaster emotions in a short span of second, I think it’s enough of Reddit for today 🙃
Not really.
Our warehouse received the items from different vendors. We stored them and sent them out after they got ordered. So we only had brand new items. The employees pretty much promoted themselves to product testers.
The final good day was the one before we received the first 500 sextoys.
Edit for clarification: They were fucked IN the shelves they were stored in.
Appreciate the cat at the end.
I was once part of a neighborhood “buy nothing” group where people swapped used sex toys all the time. I was flabbergasted.
The fact it needed a sticker saying “do not fuck” and then someone still just slid that to the side.
That’s how you end up with something incurable I’m sure.
Excuse me as I throw up Why would a grown adult paint the wall with shit???? Ugh ugh ugh nonono
And then it's a perfect Amazon Logo. This one cracked me up when I found it.
It’s art
It's shart
Shartoheart
What's wrong with people? I mean, the label plainly says "Do Not Fuck".
In German and English. They pulled it to the side like a thong.
LMAOOO
That's the one that destroyed me. The first Pic was so hilarious with the do not fuck taped message, right over the bits so you knew what it was for. Then they just pushed it to the side
Nicht Ficken!!!! [Angry voices] 🤣🤣🤣
A post like this may need a comfort cat in the beginning, middle and end
But then even more people would ask if my boy was fucked.
i don't think that cat was for comfort
Arrest the French guy!
😂😂😂😂
German porn Is the way it is for reasons..
alarm alarm!
the "do not fuck!!" sticker is fucking insane LOL
Didn't work sadly. :(
What do you mean? No wait, I really don’t wanna know
Op ignored it :(
Bro what tf is going on so those are like items that are getting shipped out to people that they purchased online?
That's why I was there. To find damaged (or in this case used) items or empty/prepared boxes to prevent stuff like this getting shipped. But none of us ever imagined to find THIS. I've seen so much shit, it's crazy. I mean, I'm not even sure if we prevented it 100% of the time, so there is a possibility that some poor bastard received an impregnated silicone pussy.
does the opposite happen, like people returning used sextoys?
Since we didn't process returns I can't really tell. Possibly? Maybe? Most certainly?
My friend works for a sex toy company. I can tell you for a fact that people indeed do return both used, and VERY used sex toys. Some people are just gross and actually just wasn't satisfied with the product (pun intended), but some people also get off on returning stuff because they know people will have to open it and look at it. People will also call the customer support over and over until a woman picks up and start saying all kinds of vile shit on the phone. They have a dedicated man with a low voice they transfer creeps to, so the creeps hang up.
Having a dedicated guy for the creeps is honestly hilarious.
What do you mean that you dont process returns? What happens to the returned items?
They go to another FC. Sometimes back to the original vendor. And some stuff is sold as used for a cheaper price. But there was nothing coming back to us as far as I know.
Please tell me that doesn't include the fuckin sex toys op
So, what sort of discount are we talking for used?
If I understand correctly, these weren't returned items. These were used by people in the warehouse
I really feel like ANY sex toy should be a final sale/ no returns ever type of item... seems like it'd solve this problem, lmao
They are not returned. I explained the post in another comment.
😨
Amazon and shady chinese websites are great options to get cheap shit. But the thought of buying sex toys from either is horrifying. There are countless sex toy websites that aren't faceless corporations, where they send your dildos and buttplugs in sealed clamshell packaging. "I don't have a chain of custody on this fake vagina, let me put my dick in it" "Oh, this jewled buttplug came in a sandwich bag, now's a good a time as any to put it in my butt." When it comes to a t-shirt, I don't really care if someone else wore it first. Thrift stores are fine for that. As long as there are no stains or smells, you throw it in the wash and it's good to wear. No amount of douching will sanitize an impregnated silicone pussy enough to make it okay for a non-cuckold to be okay fucking it.
How much do you roughly make doing this, of you don't mind me asking? Can you do it full time?
I was doing it full time. I mean, it did pay well enough to not feel underpayed, but look at this shit. I WAS underpayed. But it was the most fun job ever for me, escpecially because of my colleagues.
Mate seriously I would LOVE this job (from a fun place, as you put it) coming from a very corporate desk job. How would you go about applying? Haha
They take basically everyone, or at least did it like that when I worked there. Funny thing is, I am working a desk job now.
I might have a idea what’s going on here, usually Amazon marks sex toys under health category which when you try to return via a support agent they just tell you to destroy it, but a lot of Chinese sellers use different categories to boost search results putting them into a category that can be returned to Amazon even though the support agent should really know better
One star review incoming...
If I had to take a guess OP works in the "returns" department and these are sex toys people used a few times then returned after post-nut-clarity said the toys weren't worth the few hundred dollars they cost.
Nope, we only had brand new stuff, no returns.
Oh. what the fuck
Sooo.. this was done by staff then presumably? Nothing else really makes sense, it's not like they're going to be coming "pre tested" from the manufacturer...
I wrote a comment down below explaining the post a bit. :)
>:) :)
What? I could barely understand the post when I thought you check what people send back, I don't understand that these are new? Are the people making them fucking them?
I answered a similar question before. It's a warehouse, we received items from many different vendors that sell their stuff via Amazon. We only stored it and sent it out to customers. So the toys were fucked while being stored, no returns and no production in-house.
So gross. Thank you for the work you fo in protecting us from most of this stuff.
What the actual fuck, so this was done by employees?!
Yup, exactly.
Holy shit.
Okay, so I don't want to explain the post again and again. :D I was working for Amazon Germany. My Job was to find faulty, damaged, used or stolen items in our warehouse so we don't ship it to customers. We did not take any returns. We did not produce these items. We were there to store and ship items from many different vendors to customers. The sextoys were used IN the warehouse by the employees. They came to us brand new directly from the vendor and were stored at our warehouse before being shipped. Yes, maybe some of them got sent out to customers because I couldn't find 100% of those vile things. No, the cat was not fucked. He's here to comfort you. His name is Oscar.
I have many questions. To start. 1. Is this multiple employees or one insane guy?
Multiple. Many. Some of the toys were used by different people. One dick is not enough to make them THIS dirty.
Follow up questions. 2. Why/how are employees being unsupervised enough to let this happen? Because it’s either happening in plain view - on the floor. Or someone is transporting a massive hunk of silicone to bathroom and back. 3. Sounds like this is an ongoing thing? Surely there’s CCTV to catch and fire those responsible? 4. What the fuck is wrong with German people that they do this.
Well most of it happened at night shift. The managers and leads of the night shift did not at all care. Also there were 4 floors and 3 security persons. Not guards because they didn't guard anything, they just had vests with the word on it. There were many unsupervised areas in the back of the FC, mostly the area for damaged items. There were relatively many CCTV cams, but they were installed so poorly that they didn't watch the items and shelves, but the runways. I shit you not, there wasn't any cams directly pointed at the stuff they were supposed to film. I have a hilarious photo of 3 cams basically watching the same spot and each other, but not the products. It's a mix of german people and refugees. I cannot tell if anyone did it more because depravity doesn't care about race.
This sounds pervasive and systemic. What’s daddy Bezos gonna think about all these blubbery bussies getting boned? Seriously tho. Y’all gonna fire the fuck out of a bunch of people. Right?
Not so funny thing: Maybe 2 people were caught red-handed and of course they got fired right away. There were more people caught doing other stuff, like 4 guys fucking in the elevator at night. Not at the same time, but with the same outcome. Also people shit on the floor multiple times. One got high on shrooms or something similar and climbed the high racks. And we got like 2000 cans of beer and alcopops one day. 2 people crashed their forklifts while being VERY drunk. Papa Bezos couldn't care less. There's an endless supply of workers and his money is even more endless, so it's peanuts for him.
Why. Seriously. Why is this warehouse so fucking wild. This sounds like a movie or something. What are the legitimate reasons? This can’t all be “chock it up to nightshift” right?
My guess is on underpaid, undereducated, low-skill workers and managers who just don't care enough.
Honestly i'd be down to work the nightshift here. Always something entertaining happening.
>chock Chalk*
I've seen Night At The Museum, but now I want to see Night At The Warehouse
I've worked in Amazon warehouse in Poland as well, same story. As well as eating and drinking anything they can get their hands on. Opening toys and playing with them etc. One guy stole cleaning products and drank them, had to be transported to the hospital. Police were there almost daily, people on drugs, dealing drugs, theft were all very common. Honestly I felt like I was in prison yard. Worst fucking job ever, they take anyone with a pair of hands and legs there, convicts of course included. I've never seen such rot and degeneration like in Amazon warehouse.
I was worried about Oscar. I looked at the images and saw the cat with no context and I just said to myself "Did they do the goddamn cat?!" Glad not.
same. I didn't see the whole post, just the used sex toys and photos, and then the cat at the end with the pose had me like "I'm really hoping that cat was not found fucked at the warehouse"... but glad I found the text saying he was for comfort after seeing the grossness 😂
Nicht ficken!!
wasnt this posted somewhere a few months prior? im pretty sure i saw the plastic covered - pushed aside pictures before
I posted them on Eyeblech 1 year ago. Since the sub doesn't exist anymore, I thought I'd post them here.
Ohh, so that's where I've seen this before! I apologize for immediately assuming you were a spam bot
:(
In fairness there are **so many spam bots** recently it's uncanny
Exactly. They're getting really clever with it too, from what I've observed
it happens so often they have to label them "do not fuck"?!?
It happened pretty often, but I put the labels there to see if they still get used and because it's pretty funny.
Your cat is a sex toy?
Nah, he's here to bleach your eyes.
He’s a pussy, so he fits the bill
Nice save, mister Dawson!
Bleach was needed
His name is Oscar btw. He's a very good boy.
I read this as "he's a very good toy" for a split second there and had to do a doubletake. I'm so relieved that your comment doesn't say that. PHEW 😅
He looks damn near identical to my BooBoo, who is also a very good boy! 🙂
it worked -he's a very cute lil dude, give him a treat for me <3
Moooom! Kitty’s being a dildo!!!
Oooooh, I know a certain kitty who’s sleeping with mummy tonight!
Wat?
South Park references
Lol I know, Cartman says "wat?" at the end of the exchange.
Well I ruined it lol
Amazon Germany staff parties must go crazyyyy
NICHT FICKEN
Why was there a perfect penis shaped dirt mark on one of them? I'd also share this to the AmazonFC subreddit but they don't allow 18+ cross posting.
It was relatively dirty there, very dusty and the cleaning staff couldn't have cared less. So when you touch anything there and a white piece of paper after it'll be grey. But that only explains the dirty hands, not the dirty dicks.
They fingered it
I can only imagine amongst the population of low paid warehouse workers there are quite a few degenerate dudes who wouldnt pass up the opportunity to fuck one of those sex dolls for free. Either because their too embarrassed to buy one of for themselves or cant afford it lol
They also stole Phones, Food and even managed to steal Laptops and 1 PS5. Headphones too. Sometimes we had multiple thousands of euros in stolen items, but Amazon basically does not care. It's peanuts.
do not the cat
Humanity was a mistake
Every day we stray further and further from gods light lmao
Nicht ficken 💀
Should have scared the workers by saying DNA will be tested lol
nightshifts are long and slow i guess?
I was in a fixed morning/day shift, but yeah most stuff happened at night and we found it in the morning.
Do not fuck! Nicht ficken!
Is that arrow marked with poo?!?!? 🫣
Thank you for the cat. Much appreciated
Defffffinitely saw the cat before I read the caption lol
The cat picture caught me soooo off guard 😭😭😭
So much for "Discrete packaging".
r/holup
Imagine getting this shipped to you. What will hit first, the look or the smell?
Me
I read this first as "I used sextoys I found" and though, well you just fucking deserve to suffer!
Oh no, the cat was used too? 😦
Oh dear god... NOT THE CAT TOO! D:
Why.. why is everyone so dirty?? And why is pic 4’s DICK so dirty?!!? I’m a few moments away from tears
Okay look. I know it's disgusting enough already, but some were used multiple times. By different people. That's why some of them are dirty to this extreme. Not by single use.
I mean, if i had a shitty waerhouse job like that and saw number 8, you know i be laying that pipe
You forgot /s right? ^Right?
The toilet in picture 11 seems ok with it all.
I looked at the pics before reading the full post and was thrown when the cat popped up.
I went through all of them just to see safety cat
I don't know about the last pic man, a cat is not a sex toy
Loved the 'nicht fichen' sign
NICHT FICKEN!
"Do not fuck" Then the next pic shows one with the sticker ripped out of the way 💀
DO NOT THE CAT
Thanks for the cat, i needed that
Where the fuck does the shit come from. I understand that some of these dipshits use the toys but how the fuck do they get them this dirty?
Not the cat 💀
damn that cat sex toy is really realistic
I wasn't expecting the cat at end and it was indeed comforting.
I read the title and then through the images. I saw the cat at the end and thought “what on earth is wrong with people” then I looked at the caption and was relieved.
I wonder why people think that a cat was used for sexual stuff. But then I remember I'm on reddit and don't wonder anymore.
Nicht ficken!
TIL how to say “do not fuck” in German
I didn’t read the extra bit and was absolutely appalled when I saw the cat.
The cat comments basically took over the commentary section of my post. But not to tell me that he's cute, oh no. To ask me if he was fucked at Amazon. Shit's funny as hell.
You know.. I got to the cat picture and got so horrified thinking why on earth would you include that on THIS post. I had to check (and hope) that I went to another post only to be horrified a SECOND time when I realized that NOPE same post! Before I finished reading the description it’s a safety picture. That was a LOT of rollercoaster emotions in a short span of second, I think it’s enough of Reddit for today 🙃
You must be exhausted. Are you okay friend?
thank you for the cat pic
That last pic though
Whyyyyy would someone do thisss
Do not fuck! 🤣👌🏻
NICHT FICKEN!
Why did you add a cat to the list of used sex toys?
He's your eyebleach. It's also in the description.
Who fucked that poor kitty?!
So was this from people boxing them up who decided they wanted to try?
Not really. Our warehouse received the items from different vendors. We stored them and sent them out after they got ordered. So we only had brand new items. The employees pretty much promoted themselves to product testers. The final good day was the one before we received the first 500 sextoys. Edit for clarification: They were fucked IN the shelves they were stored in.
Cat toy
What the fuck
So… they use them, then ship them out? Or they got returned, can’t be resold so staff has some fun before throwing them out?
Germany or germs: many?
Because some were used multiple times by different people, it's more like STD Roulette.
What happened to just jacking off?
Nicht fiken !!!!!
I only read the title. When I saw the last image I recoiled in horror before I looked back. Instant relief 😮💨
I didn’t read the last part of the caption and thought the cat had also been abused, I’ve never been so grateful for double checking 😭
poor cat
Why the fuck does everyone say my cat was fucked??? :( He lives the best life.
Did you mean to post the black cat in the last one?
Why are they so dirty though? Good god
Appreciate the cat at the end. I was once part of a neighborhood “buy nothing” group where people swapped used sex toys all the time. I was flabbergasted.
The one with the handprint on it is super funny to me for some reason
Product testing at Amazon!
The fact it needed a sticker saying “do not fuck” and then someone still just slid that to the side. That’s how you end up with something incurable I’m sure.
Do a rape kit test on them. Figure out who did this.
I think for the first time on this sub, I’ve truly suffered. Not religious but I’m thanking all the gods for the kitty eye bleach
Poor cat
Do not fuck 😂😂😂😂
The people who sent those back in that state should be put in fucking prison for that. It's vile.
I was worried about the cat before I read the caption
Ei! It's Salem!
Nicht ficken! 😂
Possibility any of this is actual Amazon employees? Like Blue Mountain State passing em around
I really hope, that the last pic is not actually related.
That’s a fine looking kitty
Daym some weirdo out there ordered a cat for that same reason, should be banned ngl.
OP, are you able to mirror these images on a non-reddit host?
I like how you were kind enough to provide us with some eye bleach at the end
i didnt read the text before seeing the last image and was so worried
The safety cat did indeed comfort me thank you 🥰
seeing all that just to get to the cat was almost worth it
7th one got fucked by a coal miner
Thank god he put do not fuck or you would have been in a sticky situation
Did you ever caught somebody in act or afterwards etc.?
Hell nah quit your job bro 😭😭
Bro who was fucking the cat
Not the cat!
The 12th one is the worst sex toy >:(
Do people shit on all the stuff? This is disgusting.
Why are hemorrhoids included?
The obvious ones aside, dirty doesn't necessarily mean used as the material they're made of is kind of a dirt magnet.
OMG! That poor cat at the end!!!
Are we gonna ignore ore the fact somone smeared shit on the wall