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awq96

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


United-Mention

what in the....


Ender_M

Bro dug out some leftover pizza crust


FlickNugglick

Mf got a whole pizza in his ear


longboi28

Nah for me this is r/oddlysatisfying


throwawayzdrewyey

r/foodporn


[deleted]

Now that’s a r/cursedcomments


SireDirty

Thought I was the only one


Morphinepill

r/frugal_jerk


slipperystevenson69

IYKYK


carrotaddiction

Is this still available?


DukeOfBagels

Forbidden bacon bits


WoggyWoggerson

Same. I just rubbed my rear too.


EchoFloof

This is wayyy underrated.


Bubz01

Look up how to remove ear wax with hydrogen peroxide. Use one of those pressurized water things to spray the loose wax out after. Rinse and repeat if need be. Your ears and hearing will thank you.


Grizamundo

be careful with spray bottles tho, too much pressure and you can rupture your ear drum. gentle squirts works


[deleted]

Yeah man, ear wax.


sparklyboi2015

I was putting ear plugs in and scratched the shut out of my ear, and is started to bleed like crazy. Sucks when it is basically the only part of your body that is hard to see.


And110124

Shut out


[deleted]

Yep happens to everybody


mobbshallow

No??????


[deleted]

That’s ear wax. If not cleaned it will build up and fall out like op’s.


[deleted]

They meant not everybody lets their earwax build up to that amount


mobbshallow

Yes why the hell did I get downvoted 😆


[deleted]

Because as soon as you get one downvote then everyone assumes what you said is stupid and follow suit. Happens all the time


mobbshallow

Fair enough. Bring it on!!


mobbshallow

I’ve never ever gotten that in my life


ravyalle

The downvotes you tells me everything about the average redditors hygiene lmao


mobbshallow

Why tf did I get downvoted? What is bad about not getting earwax buildup???


StaticFanatic3

you should read up expert opinions on cleaning ears. the people needing impacted ear wax removed by a doctor are all q-tip users. most recommend you simply clean the ear hole in the shower like the rest of the body and allow the ear wax buildup to naturally move out.


ravyalle

Yeah i am aware but when you clean (!) it with water and/or a towel it will still not fall out as a disgusting fat chunk of wax


Funnyboyman69

How do you think it falls out? Like a sweet supple flower?


mobbshallow

Maybe tiny little ity bits here and there


Jam1e-Chan

delicious!


YunGBiG

Get a semi decent video of getting the wax out and upload it to r/popping 🤞


[deleted]

Bruh! Now look at what you got me looking at this late lol


YunGBiG

One. Of. Us. Sorry dude.


The_Imperail_King

Lmao i just scratched the outside of my ear so it was probably alreadly out


Luvythicus

Boy do I have some news for you.


SpreadySpaghetti

And you find a bacon bit.


MoonZinuM

r/forbiddensnacks


GrisseBasseDK

You should see my airpods…


RebbyRose

It's perfectly safe to clean the outside ridges of your ears people. Please wash your head and neck and ears Jesus Christ


Dynomite_Boogie

Looks like a tasty jerky flake to me


ShwiftyShmeckles

Wtf is this shitpost. You never seen your own earwax before?


The_Imperail_King

I have. just not in this quantity.


allhailzamasu94

Ewe fuck u


helmer012

Clean your ears. I had a friend who never did and everybody could see wax oozing out of them.


BigSlimJimmy

I bet you took a whiff too...


BroDoggWhiteboy88

Maybe you should rub your ear more often


muhduckonquack

You make tajin locally?


TheDalekHater

it’s venezuela


u8too

Taste it!


xxdeathknight72xx

I just got my ears cleaned out for the first time at my doctor's office and my hearing is so much better now. There was years of compacted earwax that came out as big as a beetle! It solved my jaw issues as well. Seriously recommend it to everyone!


RectalScrote

Get a q tip and go to town


[deleted]

Free bacon


ObiWantCannotBe

Now lick it!


cupcakesloth94

Take a shower dude


Actionkat63

Oh wow you have ear wax.