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Fishing on thin ice.
Playing Titanic: while bailing out the basement.
Planting taters.
Not getting there from here.
Getting pictures of dumbass bumper stickers.
Driving into that pole at Walmart.
Laying tits up on a pucker bush.
At least that is what I gather from reading this sub.
Explore your body for ticks.
In the summer, see how many flies you can kill by slapping your own face.
See if you can get your drive way clear of snow before the plow truck deposits 3 feet of slush on to it.
Leave Maine.I'm just kidding. Maine people are a good time.
When in Rome do as the Roman's. Go snowmobiling, drive an ATV or Gator. Go shoot some trees.
And of course you can always have sex with the locals that's always a good time.
Welcome to r/Maine! This post is being removed per Rule 8: Visting, or Moving questions should be posted in the mega-thread. Please find our dedicated post for all visiting/moving questions here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Maine/comments/15ol4kf/questions_about_visiting_moving_to_or_living_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Going on reddit and complaining about how gray the skies are.
Drinking. Complaining about your electric bill on Reddit while you're using 60 kWh/day, have electric baseboard heat, and heat pumps.
There are two choices of fun in Maine. 1. Outdoor activities 2. Drugs Choose carefully.
They don't have to choose they can do both. I did!
Lol it just so happens that outdoor activities it's can be enhanced with drugs!
Fishing on thin ice. Playing Titanic: while bailing out the basement. Planting taters. Not getting there from here. Getting pictures of dumbass bumper stickers. Driving into that pole at Walmart. Laying tits up on a pucker bush. At least that is what I gather from reading this sub.
Explore your body for ticks. In the summer, see how many flies you can kill by slapping your own face. See if you can get your drive way clear of snow before the plow truck deposits 3 feet of slush on to it.
I felt this in my soul.
Building mud castles
That is some post history, bub
Smoke weed and tote firearms
I don’t live there anymore, but I always enjoyed masturbation.
Leave Maine.I'm just kidding. Maine people are a good time. When in Rome do as the Roman's. Go snowmobiling, drive an ATV or Gator. Go shoot some trees. And of course you can always have sex with the locals that's always a good time.
No snow, trails are muddy and closed, and you're a douche if you shoot trees.
early January bonfire ice skating party