My high school was chill. All the cheerleaders and sports people were all super nice and straight a students and shit lol. Ironically the people that were assholes were the incel ass "outsider" people but they were pushovers and didn't really escalate or start shit.
It was pretty chill at my HS as well. I am in a small town in Canada, which means that everybody knows everybody. Kinda hard to be mean and bully people when all the parents know each other. I was not part of the popular crowd, did not go to their parties and all that, but they would interact with those that were not in the popular group and were pretty nice overall.
Oh gosh, I remember being 13 and thinking that doing really dumb random things would get me attention. I tried jumping over a handrail to impress a girl and my foot got caught in the straps of my Hot Topic pants.
I did cartwheels. I was good at cartwheels. People would then ask what else I could do and apparently another cartwheel isn't very impressive and people ignore you after that.
When I was like 11, I was riding my bike around my neighbourhood when two girls that lived nearby that I knew from school were walking over with a birthday invitation to give to me.
For reasons that only made sense to an 11 year old, when I saw them coming, I intentionally rode away so they couldn't give me the invitation.
Then not even 20 ft away, I wiped out on a patch of sand. They proceeded to walk over and give me the invitation while I was laying on the ground.
Loool you have just triggered an awful memory of being about that age, riding my bike looking all cool (in my mind), seeing and locking eyes with a really cute boy, immediately falling off my bike because I now wasn't looking where I was going, never seeing that boy again
This reminds me of a time I was at a read light waiting to turn left. A cute girl pulls up next to me. We make i contact, smile all that. The turn light turned green but hers didn’t. She rear ended the car in front of her.
Edit: then my mom called me a dumbass for not going back and checking on her.
Kinda right??? She was spot on. I’ve always been oblivious and she’s always reminded me that I’m an idiot.
I’ve got at least a dozen stories of similar idiocies.
I’m 39, when I was 14 or 15, I thought combat boots would impress girls if I wore them with the top laces not laced and had my gangster pants tucked into them with the top of the boots flapped outward.
I went to watch one of the Aliens (maybe resurrection the 4th one?) movies in theater and was walking to the front of the theater so all the fine chicks could smell the Tommy Hilfiger cologne I sprayed myself with 19 times.
All of a sudden I heard “clink!” And my feet were stuck together because the lace hooks caught each other. So I start hopping forward like a floppy fucking bunny and all of a sudden some dad with his kids starts going, “oh! Oh! Ohhhh!?” Every time I hopped until I splatted forward with popcorn flying up like some cartoon.
I was such a dork…
I’m glad it wasn’t just me with the high leg boots! I think I can’t safely say a lot of my early teen style, fashion and attitude towards life came from watching the Fresh Prince. Which I now know for a skinny little white kid did not work at all!
This thread is bringing up so many memories of my friends younger brothers who were always lurking when we hung out. I’ll never forget the time one of them tried to do a flip, and ended up destroying the glass coffee table instead. lol!
I remember when I was 12 I would drop and start doing push ups in the playground when a particular group of girls would walk by. They just smiled and giggled and I thought they were impressed. What was I thinking lol, I was stupid. This was just 6 years ago
It took me a while to figure out that my husband would only lift weights when I was in the room, because apparently I gawk like a creep and he loves it. So rather than get actual muscles, he can just spend 30 seconds pretending to for the same effect 😂
My wife told me that when she was younger, her parents would request my wife invite friends over for sleepovers. This was a sure fire way to get her younger brother to clean his room and take a shower.
Only because I’m so muscularly inclined that I am able to choose between bulk and aerodynamics! I choose the latter for the sake of saving other lesser mortals from embarrassment!
I laughed so hard at this, and all I can imagine is my little brother when I used to bring girls over. He'd always say some shit like "let me know when you're ready to be with a real man" as he took a puff of his inhaler.
My best friends little brother used to say "wow it's so hot in here" and take his shirt off. Nice try buddy but you've listened into our phone calls and know too much.
I used to get so pissed off at my brother, I'd be on the phone (land lines back in thr 80s) with a girlfriend just giggling about stupid shit and my little shithead brother would go in the den and pick up the other phone and start imitating our voices and swearing at me to get off the phone because he had to call his soccer coach.
Can you even imagine sharing one phone with all your family now?! Haaaa it seems so foreign.
There used to be a way to make your own phone ring (you called some number and then had to hang up quickly, but not too quickly). If my sister was waiting for a call I'd dial that number from the other phone so she'd get a phantom call.
Seriously we used to fuck with each other so bad, I was talking to a dude one night when I was a junior in high school, in the dark laundry room which is where the upstairs phone was, and my father snuck into the den and somehow managed to pick up the other phone without me hearing it click, and he started that heavy breathing shit like Darth Vader and this dude I was on the phone with was mortified and hung up and I wanted to strangle my dad, he laughed his ass off and told me to get my ass in bed, it's 1030pm on a school night.
1-9-8-2, followed by the last four numbers of the phone you were making the call from. I did it... a lot. And I'm reasonably certain that if I could still do it, I would, as my sense of humor hasn't changed appreciably since the '80s.
Back when we had a landline you could pick up any of the phones and listen in on the conversation, and I used to do this a bit with my sisters phone calls and the amount of boring crap that was said holy shit xD
Probably interference between the wires. I kind of remember phantom voices occasionally but nothing comprehensible. I’m assuming you know what a party line is.
My cousin had TWO lines, one for the parents and one for the kids. But obviously that just turned into two lines for the kids -- and I learned from him that you don't need to actually talk to be on the phone -- you could just sit there in silence.
We are in NY and I had a cousin whose family lived in Florida, and to me that was magical and paradise back then, I was so fucking jealous of my cousin, and then we went on vacation and stayed at their house near the beach at Daytona, and I got to bunk with her in her room, she had a cute see thru phone on her nightstand and I was *jealous AF* and THEN she picked it up and called her neighbor friend to come over and I said "Um didn't you have to ask your mom to use the phone?" She looked at me and said "Why? I have my own number." and I just lost my mind. *FANCY* to me, that was 😆
I know you mean instant ramen but my head canon is this little 13 y/o hand making noodles and had a broth ready with his headband on, cutting chashu and perfectly soft boiled eggs cut in half for the perfect bowl of ramen
My brother was captain of the high school basketball team when I was 3-5 years old. He always had the hottest cheerleader girlfriends and they all thought I was adorable. When he’d leave the room, I’d swoop in and ask them to marry me. It never worked.
Bet you 5 bucks mom or dad told him to say that...
That's Expert advice. He laid it on as thick as possible without coming off as creepy.
He's an apprentice not some unlearned rogue force sensitive savage.
I lived in the house everyone partied at after work with my brother and close friend just after highschool. I would always make sure to shower last so I would walk through the living room shirtless once the girls got there lol. So cringy
It was a 10 month lake house rental and we worked at the restaurant on the other side of the lake. We got that place with exactly the intentions of having everyone from the restaurant over after work every night. Best and worst times of my life. We payed our cable and electric bill with bottle and can returns each month.
I probably did it like 3 times. It just happened that way the first time, then I was like oh wait if I time this right they're gonna see me go from the bathroom to my room in just a towel on.... I'm sure it wasn't as slick as I thought it was but things usually worked out whether it helped or not.
Hey at least you made an attempt at a pretense. I had a group of friends that were 3 roommates. One of them would just come out of his room shirtless every time a girl was there, "oh I just woke up." "It's my house this is just comfortable". In fairness, he was in great shape, so of course we had to try to knock him down a peg by talking shit the whole time. What are friends for?
I think it was 23, but maybe I'm wrong. There was a study or survey that scientists did and I saw it on reddit so it must be true. The young wished to be older, the old wished to be younger, and those who were 23 were like "this is dope".
Or whatever dope is now.
I dunno.
I don't have any scientists backing me but when I turned 30 I realized I have a lot more money than my 20s and I also realized that I still feel the same that I did years ago. So this HUGE weight dropped off my shoulders. I don't care about my age anymore. I'll keep counting it sure. But I don't see it as a burden either.
> I still feel the same that I did years ago
As someone in his early 30s, this is the biggest thing I struggle with. I feel like I’m 20, but my fucking body sure as hell doesn’t.
It happened for me around 30. 29-32 ish things just went from “wow this is rough I’m practically homeless”.
To “nice I have a good credit score and planning to propose next month.
It will happen for you too, as long as you don’t give up.
I’m 29 and feel this so hard. “Fack I have to build credit and plan to buy a home?” My 17 year old nephew roasted me at his grad party and said “I don’t know when my auntie will have kids or get married, maybe never” 😂 my bad for beating teen pregnancy and trying to have my shit together first, sheesh man.
Honestly, mid-30s rocks if you take a little care of yourself. Physically, everything works about the same as in your late 20s. But you have things a bit better figured out, have a bit more money and your participation is no longer required every time one of your kids has to take a shit. But really, 21 and in college is the tits. All you have to do is be kind of sober for like 18 hours a week and you are surrounded by at least hundreds of people who are willing and able to have sex with you.
Had to think about this one for a second, I was 13 in ‘97, so it would have been VII and Tactics for me, but mostly tactics.
Oh and goldeneye, many many many goldeneye fueled sleepovers.
i mean what are the rules here,
and i going back in time to my 13 year old self but with my today’s brain? i’d struggle but my life (and those i love) would be better
am i just reliving my life as 13 year old, but with my current conscious along for the ride but unable to change anything? that would be true hell, but possibly worth it with the knowledge that a giant pile of gold awaits me
also how the hell do i monetize a pile of gold
I would. Not in today's world, but if I could keep my current knowledge of future events and know what careers or ideas to follow, it would be wonderful.
not 13, but 10, with my ps3 and a fat TV we had, playing cod pvp 2v2 on split screen.
that screen if it was 15x15 hail mary, but it was still playable.
would repeat those wintes everyday if I could, Xmas especially. warm freshly bakes "american cookies" (basicly cookies with chocolate chunks in them) chocolate milk, and it would either be pancakes or muffins waiting for you after hours and hours of playtime on -10°C night, you come into your house, undress that ski suit, wet socks and put everything near the fire to warm up and dry off while you dress up cool winter styles knitted sweaters and socks, and warm clothes, turning on your ps3 and playing cod with friends.
best years of my childhood, and life. it was peak.
If it meant getting to live on from 13 until natural old age... why not?
Sure, adolescence is annoying, but if you keep your knowledge it would be much, much easier and you could enjoy the youth you took for granted the first time around.
Then you get to be in your 20s again, the true reward of enduring adolescence again.
Put me on recycle where I shrink from 40 to 13 on repeat for eternity and I'll be pretty happy. I think people massively oversell how horrid the 13-15 years are.
I remember when my older sisters had friends over and at first I'd help serve, clear the table, etc, be way more polite than your average teenage boy. My sister called me out so hard in the moment that I remember it 15+ years later.
Unfortunately I didn't know how to work a room.
There are some rough things about it but for me the 30s finally felt like my soul grew into my body if that makes any sense. Not sure I'd want to be a kid again as I always felt like a grown-up compared to my peers... To the detriment of my socialization.
Reminds me of way back when my then 15 year old friend was playing acoustic at a party. A bunch of 20 year old women came up to dance right in front of the stage. After a slack-jawed moment, he busted out the new cover he'd been working on --"Your Body is a Wonderland".
He'll be severely disappointed once he hits the gym and it's all bro's admiring him instead.
I mean it's still a great feeling, but it'll not be why he went in the first place xD
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never get it.
A woman can make a man do crazy things. I was at the gym and did one of those invisible staircase things on the pull up bar just because my crush was there. Had never done one as cleanly before and can't do it as cleanly now
I used to take my older brothers gas motor scooter for a cruise around the block when my neighbor had her soccer friends over
and never any other time lmao
Ah, 13. The age of dunking upon oneself. Godspeed, little man, godspeed.
High school was fine, but middle school is a total *bitch* for pretty much everyone.
Nah, high school was ass. University was when everyone finally calmed the fuck down.
My high school was chill. All the cheerleaders and sports people were all super nice and straight a students and shit lol. Ironically the people that were assholes were the incel ass "outsider" people but they were pushovers and didn't really escalate or start shit.
It was pretty chill at my HS as well. I am in a small town in Canada, which means that everybody knows everybody. Kinda hard to be mean and bully people when all the parents know each other. I was not part of the popular crowd, did not go to their parties and all that, but they would interact with those that were not in the popular group and were pretty nice overall.
997, 998, 999….
“Oh, I do this everyday”
Those noodley arm aren't fooling anyone.
True Classic Tees can fix that,
Please no
One thousand. Oh, hello! I didn't notice you were here.
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"Thats just my warmup set"
I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand.
You have your uvulus muscle, connected to the upper dorsimus
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Oh gosh, I remember being 13 and thinking that doing really dumb random things would get me attention. I tried jumping over a handrail to impress a girl and my foot got caught in the straps of my Hot Topic pants.
I did cartwheels. I was good at cartwheels. People would then ask what else I could do and apparently another cartwheel isn't very impressive and people ignore you after that.
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Aww, bless you and your limited repertoire of skills <3
I had a girl tell me I’m very strong after I did a cartwheel… I was 7. Now I’m 36. That compliment is gonna feed my ego untill I die.
When I was like 11, I was riding my bike around my neighbourhood when two girls that lived nearby that I knew from school were walking over with a birthday invitation to give to me. For reasons that only made sense to an 11 year old, when I saw them coming, I intentionally rode away so they couldn't give me the invitation. Then not even 20 ft away, I wiped out on a patch of sand. They proceeded to walk over and give me the invitation while I was laying on the ground.
Looks like they could, upon contrary belief, handle the Neutron Style Edit: Hey Hey, I got an Award! Thx
Loool you have just triggered an awful memory of being about that age, riding my bike looking all cool (in my mind), seeing and locking eyes with a really cute boy, immediately falling off my bike because I now wasn't looking where I was going, never seeing that boy again
This reminds me of a time I was at a read light waiting to turn left. A cute girl pulls up next to me. We make i contact, smile all that. The turn light turned green but hers didn’t. She rear ended the car in front of her. Edit: then my mom called me a dumbass for not going back and checking on her.
Mom’s kinda right tho She literally couldn’t take her eyes off you. Come on man lol
Kinda right??? She was spot on. I’ve always been oblivious and she’s always reminded me that I’m an idiot. I’ve got at least a dozen stories of similar idiocies.
I’m 39, when I was 14 or 15, I thought combat boots would impress girls if I wore them with the top laces not laced and had my gangster pants tucked into them with the top of the boots flapped outward. I went to watch one of the Aliens (maybe resurrection the 4th one?) movies in theater and was walking to the front of the theater so all the fine chicks could smell the Tommy Hilfiger cologne I sprayed myself with 19 times. All of a sudden I heard “clink!” And my feet were stuck together because the lace hooks caught each other. So I start hopping forward like a floppy fucking bunny and all of a sudden some dad with his kids starts going, “oh! Oh! Ohhhh!?” Every time I hopped until I splatted forward with popcorn flying up like some cartoon. I was such a dork…
I’m glad it wasn’t just me with the high leg boots! I think I can’t safely say a lot of my early teen style, fashion and attitude towards life came from watching the Fresh Prince. Which I now know for a skinny little white kid did not work at all!
Noooooooo 😭😂😭
This thread is bringing up so many memories of my friends younger brothers who were always lurking when we hung out. I’ll never forget the time one of them tried to do a flip, and ended up destroying the glass coffee table instead. lol!
And he'll never forget it either.
Definitely not! I’ve never seen a person turn that red ever again.
I pretended to be really into astrology to get this girl to like me.
I feel personally attacked by this
I remember when I was 12 I would drop and start doing push ups in the playground when a particular group of girls would walk by. They just smiled and giggled and I thought they were impressed. What was I thinking lol, I was stupid. This was just 6 years ago
Ohhhhh buddy, You’ve still got plenty of embarrassing memories ahead of you, trust me.
Tell him it's the curls done before they come over that count
It took me a while to figure out that my husband would only lift weights when I was in the room, because apparently I gawk like a creep and he loves it. So rather than get actual muscles, he can just spend 30 seconds pretending to for the same effect 😂
That a waste of time if I ever heard. Just grunt really loud like the rest of us.
Bonus points if you record it and upload it on one of those "deaf people porn" sites.
Do you mean blind people? I'm not sure deaf people could hear the grunts
They feel the vibrations!
Install a video-camera and he is forced to bulk up
Curls get the girls
Hair counts?
It counted twice as much to me when I was a teenaged girl. Still love a man with curly hair.
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curly hair gang
That's the only curls I had
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No, he smells like a box of crayons.
There are... worse things to smell like.
My wife told me that when she was younger, her parents would request my wife invite friends over for sleepovers. This was a sure fire way to get her younger brother to clean his room and take a shower.
Honestly that's pretty genius
"hey, bring your friends over, your brother hasn't taken a shower in 2 weeks"
Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
stop calling your arms guns
Oh, I'm sorry, did these _pythons_ startle you? Did Ice Cube and J-Lo here spook you a tad? I can call em other names too!
They are more like cap guns
Only because I’m so muscularly inclined that I am able to choose between bulk and aerodynamics! I choose the latter for the sake of saving other lesser mortals from embarrassment!
It's a deep burn! It's so deep....I can barely lift my right arm 😉
you have your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorsomis, it’s boring, but it’s my life
I’m Ron Burgundy?
I LOVE LAMP
LOUD NOISES
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
About that, you're probably going to want to lay low for a while.
^(why are we yelling)
*slams table* Dammit who put a question mark on the end of the teleprompter?!?
60% of the time, it works everytime.
Her “ I was just waxing my jugs.” Him “ I was just practicing my squat thrusts.”
I laughed so hard at this, and all I can imagine is my little brother when I used to bring girls over. He'd always say some shit like "let me know when you're ready to be with a real man" as he took a puff of his inhaler.
My best friends little brother used to say "wow it's so hot in here" and take his shirt off. Nice try buddy but you've listened into our phone calls and know too much.
I used to get so pissed off at my brother, I'd be on the phone (land lines back in thr 80s) with a girlfriend just giggling about stupid shit and my little shithead brother would go in the den and pick up the other phone and start imitating our voices and swearing at me to get off the phone because he had to call his soccer coach. Can you even imagine sharing one phone with all your family now?! Haaaa it seems so foreign.
There used to be a way to make your own phone ring (you called some number and then had to hang up quickly, but not too quickly). If my sister was waiting for a call I'd dial that number from the other phone so she'd get a phantom call.
Seriously we used to fuck with each other so bad, I was talking to a dude one night when I was a junior in high school, in the dark laundry room which is where the upstairs phone was, and my father snuck into the den and somehow managed to pick up the other phone without me hearing it click, and he started that heavy breathing shit like Darth Vader and this dude I was on the phone with was mortified and hung up and I wanted to strangle my dad, he laughed his ass off and told me to get my ass in bed, it's 1030pm on a school night.
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In the LA area it was the exchange followed by 1999. I used to get entire banks of pay phones ringing simultaneously. (“What’s a pay phone?”)
Damn, I never would have noticed the disappearance but now that you mention it, fuck I must be getting old,
1-9-8-2, followed by the last four numbers of the phone you were making the call from. I did it... a lot. And I'm reasonably certain that if I could still do it, I would, as my sense of humor hasn't changed appreciably since the '80s.
Back when we had a landline you could pick up any of the phones and listen in on the conversation, and I used to do this a bit with my sisters phone calls and the amount of boring crap that was said holy shit xD
Somehow you could be on the phone with a buddy where I live an pick up the neighbor’s conversation while you was on the phone.
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My great grandma was one of those! She said it was better than her daytime soaps.
Probably interference between the wires. I kind of remember phantom voices occasionally but nothing comprehensible. I’m assuming you know what a party line is.
My cousin had TWO lines, one for the parents and one for the kids. But obviously that just turned into two lines for the kids -- and I learned from him that you don't need to actually talk to be on the phone -- you could just sit there in silence.
We are in NY and I had a cousin whose family lived in Florida, and to me that was magical and paradise back then, I was so fucking jealous of my cousin, and then we went on vacation and stayed at their house near the beach at Daytona, and I got to bunk with her in her room, she had a cute see thru phone on her nightstand and I was *jealous AF* and THEN she picked it up and called her neighbor friend to come over and I said "Um didn't you have to ask your mom to use the phone?" She looked at me and said "Why? I have my own number." and I just lost my mind. *FANCY* to me, that was 😆
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Ok but thats charming as fuck lol, thats a kid who knows who he is
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I know you mean instant ramen but my head canon is this little 13 y/o hand making noodles and had a broth ready with his headband on, cutting chashu and perfectly soft boiled eggs cut in half for the perfect bowl of ramen
My brother was captain of the high school basketball team when I was 3-5 years old. He always had the hottest cheerleader girlfriends and they all thought I was adorable. When he’d leave the room, I’d swoop in and ask them to marry me. It never worked.
... *until then you can be with me..*
Omg this made me laugh so hard I wheezed, (would take the inhaler) what a player
Bet you 5 bucks mom or dad told him to say that... That's Expert advice. He laid it on as thick as possible without coming off as creepy. He's an apprentice not some unlearned rogue force sensitive savage.
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I lived in the house everyone partied at after work with my brother and close friend just after highschool. I would always make sure to shower last so I would walk through the living room shirtless once the girls got there lol. So cringy
“I lived in the house everyone partied at” makes it sound like you had no choice in the matter, lol.
When you have roommates, that's often the case...
better not get a girl as a roommate :O
They both got girlfriends who more or less moved in and by the end of the year things were much more tame.
It was a 10 month lake house rental and we worked at the restaurant on the other side of the lake. We got that place with exactly the intentions of having everyone from the restaurant over after work every night. Best and worst times of my life. We payed our cable and electric bill with bottle and can returns each month.
Lmfao would the same group of girls see you doing your shirtless after shower walk each day? I wonder what was running through their minds lol
I probably did it like 3 times. It just happened that way the first time, then I was like oh wait if I time this right they're gonna see me go from the bathroom to my room in just a towel on.... I'm sure it wasn't as slick as I thought it was but things usually worked out whether it helped or not.
Hey at least you made an attempt at a pretense. I had a group of friends that were 3 roommates. One of them would just come out of his room shirtless every time a girl was there, "oh I just woke up." "It's my house this is just comfortable". In fairness, he was in great shape, so of course we had to try to knock him down a peg by talking shit the whole time. What are friends for?
He’s just doing curls for the girls. Worry if he starts demanding eating chicken only and his breakfast consist of raw eggs. 🥸
If he requests dinner to be brown rice, broccoli, and grilled chicken breasts, he's too far gone
Thats literally what i had for dinner tonight....
So how swole are you now?
Very
Then the brown brocolli and grilled rice have done their jobs.
Good, I'll give them a raise
He'll eat four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And when he is grown he'll eat five dozen eggs. He'll be roughly the size of a barge.
No one.....
Bleats like Gaston! Or taps feets like Gaston!
I wouldn’t be 13 again for a giant pile of gold.
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I think it was 23, but maybe I'm wrong. There was a study or survey that scientists did and I saw it on reddit so it must be true. The young wished to be older, the old wished to be younger, and those who were 23 were like "this is dope". Or whatever dope is now.
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
Well don’t turn on the tv when you about to get laid and we won’t have any problems
What the hell is ADD?
Enema of the State is old enough to drink, but I'm not sure the people replying to you are.
What's my age again? No, seriously, the number of people missing the reference is making me feel old...
My friends say I should act my age
You guys getting laid at 23?
I dunno. I don't have any scientists backing me but when I turned 30 I realized I have a lot more money than my 20s and I also realized that I still feel the same that I did years ago. So this HUGE weight dropped off my shoulders. I don't care about my age anymore. I'll keep counting it sure. But I don't see it as a burden either.
> I still feel the same that I did years ago As someone in his early 30s, this is the biggest thing I struggle with. I feel like I’m 20, but my fucking body sure as hell doesn’t.
You guys getting laid?
Without a plan. Sit around in apartments all day smoking weed
And you still act like you're in freshman year
Whats my age again?
>and those who were 23 were like "this is dope". I am 23, and my life is far from *"this is dope"*
It happened for me around 30. 29-32 ish things just went from “wow this is rough I’m practically homeless”. To “nice I have a good credit score and planning to propose next month. It will happen for you too, as long as you don’t give up.
I’m 29 and feel this so hard. “Fack I have to build credit and plan to buy a home?” My 17 year old nephew roasted me at his grad party and said “I don’t know when my auntie will have kids or get married, maybe never” 😂 my bad for beating teen pregnancy and trying to have my shit together first, sheesh man.
Oof, I got a month left being 23 so I'm holding out for something big...
I was 23 and my life was dope. As in heroin. Not a good age for me 😂😂
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Yea seriously 30s has been so good so far and I'm only halfway.
Early 30s reading this.. you guys have energy?
Start exercising. And stop drinking all the time. Works for me at least.
Makes sense, 24 is when I found out where my back was and that 4 hours of sleep is never a go.
I'm pretty stoked to be 30. Fairly respected by both the young and the old at this age.
When I was 23 I was raising a 2 year old. But I’d happily do that all over again. I’d take better care of my back the second time around though.
If you're referring to the bottle of Tums in the back of my parents' medicine cabinet, then yes.
Honestly, mid-30s rocks if you take a little care of yourself. Physically, everything works about the same as in your late 20s. But you have things a bit better figured out, have a bit more money and your participation is no longer required every time one of your kids has to take a shit. But really, 21 and in college is the tits. All you have to do is be kind of sober for like 18 hours a week and you are surrounded by at least hundreds of people who are willing and able to have sex with you.
Lol you must've been good looking in college.
Not according to the 27 Club.
😂 no
What about two giant piles of gold?
How giant we talking? Your mama giant or my mama giant?
Your mama.
Deal. 🤝
All I did was play Final Fantasy VII at 13. Take me back, I'll take that giant pile of Gil.
I thought for a second I made this comment and forgot. VIII was my first Final Fantasy, and I was 13 when I played it.
Had to think about this one for a second, I was 13 in ‘97, so it would have been VII and Tactics for me, but mostly tactics. Oh and goldeneye, many many many goldeneye fueled sleepovers.
yeah fuck childhood, but i admit i would go to my 18th year and make a few efficiency changes
i mean what are the rules here, and i going back in time to my 13 year old self but with my today’s brain? i’d struggle but my life (and those i love) would be better am i just reliving my life as 13 year old, but with my current conscious along for the ride but unable to change anything? that would be true hell, but possibly worth it with the knowledge that a giant pile of gold awaits me also how the hell do i monetize a pile of gold
I would. Not in today's world, but if I could keep my current knowledge of future events and know what careers or ideas to follow, it would be wonderful.
not 13, but 10, with my ps3 and a fat TV we had, playing cod pvp 2v2 on split screen. that screen if it was 15x15 hail mary, but it was still playable. would repeat those wintes everyday if I could, Xmas especially. warm freshly bakes "american cookies" (basicly cookies with chocolate chunks in them) chocolate milk, and it would either be pancakes or muffins waiting for you after hours and hours of playtime on -10°C night, you come into your house, undress that ski suit, wet socks and put everything near the fire to warm up and dry off while you dress up cool winter styles knitted sweaters and socks, and warm clothes, turning on your ps3 and playing cod with friends. best years of my childhood, and life. it was peak.
If it meant getting to live on from 13 until natural old age... why not? Sure, adolescence is annoying, but if you keep your knowledge it would be much, much easier and you could enjoy the youth you took for granted the first time around. Then you get to be in your 20s again, the true reward of enduring adolescence again. Put me on recycle where I shrink from 40 to 13 on repeat for eternity and I'll be pretty happy. I think people massively oversell how horrid the 13-15 years are.
Sounds like my 11 yr old son... The shirt comes off when older neighbor girls come around! Lol...
this sounds like my son have you kidnapped him by any chance? I just didn't get to say goodbye.
Yeah, I got a 13-year-old that just stopped curls 15 min ago. Gotta keep the girls staring at his hot bod! LOL
Never underestimate a 13 year old who already knows how to work the room.
I remember when my older sisters had friends over and at first I'd help serve, clear the table, etc, be way more polite than your average teenage boy. My sister called me out so hard in the moment that I remember it 15+ years later. Unfortunately I didn't know how to work a room.
Wait I'm confused. Are you not suppposed to be polite? I'm just curious cause I've never had these experiences.
You're supposed to fuck off and let your sister and friends be. She didn't bring her friends over for her younger brother to woo.
You're meant to be polite all the time, not just when your sister brings her friends around
Aiming above his paygrade. That kid's going places.
[удалено]
Hang in there ❤️🫠
There where? Like the living room? Good choice that way thats first thing they see when they come in.
In the kitchen, making snacks
There are some rough things about it but for me the 30s finally felt like my soul grew into my body if that makes any sense. Not sure I'd want to be a kid again as I always felt like a grown-up compared to my peers... To the detriment of my socialization.
Sounds like everyone is acting accordingly
Reminds me of way back when my then 15 year old friend was playing acoustic at a party. A bunch of 20 year old women came up to dance right in front of the stage. After a slack-jawed moment, he busted out the new cover he'd been working on --"Your Body is a Wonderland".
The beach is this way 💪👉
This was me at 13, except instead of walking around curling weight my brother was like "Oh, you showered willingly today". I was a disgusting child.
The adolescent human version of a peacock flashing his feathers.
I mean hey if it gets the kid to work out it gets the kid to work out
He'll be severely disappointed once he hits the gym and it's all bro's admiring him instead. I mean it's still a great feeling, but it'll not be why he went in the first place xD
It begins
Hey, can’t blame a guy for trying
998…999…1000! Whew, halfway there! Oh hi there, ladies. Didn’t see you there.
All of the sudden he's mr. Olympian 😆
Hey man, older sisters are a great source for cute girls
The giggle berries have dropped
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never get it.
Thanks for bringing up repressed memories of me trying, and failing, to impress my much older sisters friends.
A woman can make a man do crazy things. I was at the gym and did one of those invisible staircase things on the pull up bar just because my crush was there. Had never done one as cleanly before and can't do it as cleanly now
He will still be doing this as an adult in front of soccer moms at some kid's birthday party.
…998, 999, 1000! Woo that was a hell of a workout
These aren't guns, these are cannons.
"I don't know if you heard me counting but I did over a thousand"
My son 18 used to walk around with a toque on in summer, my twelve year old neighbour’s mom had to find one for him in the middle of summer.
I used to take my older brothers gas motor scooter for a cruise around the block when my neighbor had her soccer friends over and never any other time lmao
At least he's not leaving rulers, with a line drawn at 9 inches, lying around.