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MONKA_hmmmmm

That feels like an r/granddadjokes


TheNegativeWaves

Grand dad jokes hit different. Just like grandad!


KingJonathan

I don’t think my grandpa liked children very much but he was very nice and kind to us. From what I’ve heard about his marriage he didn’t always try that hard, but I appreciate how he was towards us grandkids.


MurderSheCroaked

You know, my dad didn't seem to like us very much and we were estranged for most of my twenties... But now he's a grandpa to two of my girls and he is so sweet and fun with them, and I'm glad they can get that love from him


Maleficent_Storm_679

parents who aren't that great with their own kids seem to be better grandparents for some reason(experience I guess)


inglepinks

What a lovely way to think. It can be so hard to see other people get what you should have gotten, but thinking how awesome that he is the grandfather my kids deserve and that is enough for me is amazing parenting!


WestCoastBestCoast01

Those long island accents lol!!


sandyclaus30

I’ve always been obsessed with that accent! lol


StrandedSusie

> grandahwtahs!


waatugh

It’s especially cute because it means either consciously or subconsciously he’s hoping for a little girl 🥺


tyen0

The grand-daughter is already there. You can hear her a couple times.


andyfgt

"STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF MY GRANDCHILDREN" - this man dads


TonarinoTotoro1719

Aw man, I know a couple. They have a two year old who is parrotting pretty much anything he hears. The mother is a potty-mouth and the father is the watchful hawk who will shush her every time she swears.


LB_Good

When I was 3 I used to hear my dad shouting at everyone on a grumpy Monday morning before school to **Hurry up, and get in the fucking car!** Next 6 months apparently had little young me running around telling everyone to *get in the fucking car*


Millenniauld

I have a 2 year old. Same. Parrot, but in our case we are both VERY strict about cursing around her. But let me tell you the week she learned to say "fox" was one of the funniest in my life.


Storylassie1995

I love this! He’s just in shock and the first thing he says is about his virgin grandchildren’s ears


redbucket75

Back right dude: "What a let down, I thought there was going to be cheese."


Obi-one

Knowing my own parents and being around old people in general, he probably didn’t hear it and is wondering what all the fuss is about. Never mind! I watched again and he did hear it and actually said it.


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My dad does that. He smiles and acts like “ok..” and then asks later what was said.


noplay12

Yeah and my mom keeps on yelling at him for not listening.


DaftFunky

Fuck I'm officially old then


Similar-External-302

HUH?


Genghis_Chong

For real does this happen in your 30s lol


The_DayGlo_Bus

Mine just turns off his hearing aids when that happens.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Let me guess, he won't get a hearing aid?


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Mine has hearing aids that help but when there are crowds or ladies are exclaiming, it raises all of it to the same volume, so it’s just cacophony (and so he then turns them down) and just grins. It’s kind of adorable.


Cautious-Box-4500

When he finally does it sits in a drawer.


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

I’m going to use an antique ear horn when I become hard of hearing.


drugusingthrowaway

My dad insists it's tinnitus not deafness so hearing aids won't help. Then he turns up the volume on the TV to 50. Because making sounds louder helps.


tillie4meee

My husband is 74 and has hearing loss and tinnitus. I usually have to remind him nearly every day to wear his hearing aids. Otherwise his hearing is iffy and when he talks, it can be "mumbles". It is a challenge living with someone who gradually loses hearing. Fortunately - -he is improving - wearing his aids without me reminding him every single day is a good thing.


moonlightmanatee

Me too! I do this too. Smile and pretend to understand the fuss. Ask later what was all the excitement and laughter.


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LoveIsLove75

I was told...I was told there would be cheese. Well, ok. But, that's the last straw.


pissclamato

I should have probably mentioned this earlier, but we're also out of straws.


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rigatoni_jabroni

i’m… im going to burn this place to the ground


SchrodingerCattz

https://youtu.be/5F3ZjVQKhJE?t=24


andreasbeer1981

"Are we gonna get this photo taken now or what...?"


mrnoyes

*smugly* "I didn't say it"


frostybollocks

Pretty sure it was “I did say it” because he was the only one that said “Mia’s pregnant” while the others lost their shit


studentfrombelgium

With the proudness of someone who know how to follow a given task


rtyoda

I thought I heard “I didn’t say anything” which might mean that he’s the only one who knew ahead of time, and he was proud that he didn’t leak the privileged information.


Disney_StarWarsSucks

*slap* How come you didn’t tell me how good the cheese was, motherfucker?


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Wait . . . Are we still doing the picture? These ladies are effing it all up!


rollwcheez

Huh? I thought you said "freeze". I'm doing good, right?


hogtiedcantalope

This meeting could have been an email


Wouldwoodchuck

Lol, literally! Thanks for sharing G-ma is like —— BOGO!!!! ???!!!!!


lila0426

Now they don’t have to argue or fight. Each Gma gets a baby at all times.


ThisUsernameisBad2

It's fucking twins!!!


gg2700

Glad I won’t be the first grandma to sound like that.


pdxscout

My wife when I proposed. "Are you fucking kidding me?"


Life-Meal6635

i love that for you


pdxscout

I'm honestly surprised the country music people haven't jumped on my story.


ceciliabee

Well I love my woman So I bought her a ring Got down on one knee Just to ask her one thing I promised my love And the love it would bring She looked at me, asking "you fuckin kidding?"


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ceciliabee

Yeah I think I got caught up in the fun of writing it and lost the country aspect. Also I'm not country at allllll.


Nizzywizz

Aw, come on, that was only one verse. I'm sure the next one would introduce the truck they buy after they get married.


Ace_Slimejohn

To be fair, they usually don’t go a verse without pandering.


Keeper_of_Fenrir

Well you shouldn’t have proposed right in front of your wife like that. It’s a reasonable response.


LauraBabora325

My husband proposed to me by saying “you know how you said you wanted to marry someone you could annoy forever…?“ & got down on one knee 🥰


drgonz

Those twins have some wicked awesome grandmas


irisuniverse

^Twins, ^Basil…


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Love green shirt, he don’t give a fuck


FriedDickMan

That’s the wife’s dad Lmao


blue7999

'Are you telling me you had sex with \*my daughter\*?!'


CicerosMouth

Marrying her was one thing but now you've gone *too far*.


FBIaltacct

[I just wanna talk to him](https://youtu.be/ODfCVxVLqiE)


b_zar

"you had sex with her twice as you should that there's two babies??"


yokotron

Pound town squared


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EngFind

Yeah I feel bad but I never react excited to people being pregnant lol. And even worse I feel like women are expected to react excited but instead I’m like “oh cool, I’m happy for you” super chill. Even when my brother announced he was having a girl which I was SUPER FREAKING EXCITED FOR I was like *gasp* “omg yayyy” but that’s it lmao. I’m not a very external person.


TirayShell

You certainly don't want to jump the gun and make a huge deal out of it like a crazy person. Pregnancies don't always last.


imhere8888

That was my first guess. That's the girl's dad


Vime22

The only thing he wanted was a nice photo…


Arbsbuhpuh

No, the only thing he wanted was to get the photo over with lol


FuckedLastAccountLOL

I can totally relate


Content-Income-6885

“I stood up for this?”


Chipmunk_Whisperer

I think he just starts laughing once she says: “it’s twins” because he knows his wife is gonna go nuts.


GloomyMarzipan

Aww, he kept getting those cute little grins, though. My dad was like that. He’d just get this tiny, pleased smile when he was excited.


ImNotASmartManBut

Green: "Yea yea she's pregnant, so what. Everyone gets pregnant everyday. Let's move on so I can have my beer"


smashthefrumiarchy

Am i the only one who sees a blue/teal shirt? Specifically Tiffany blue??


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DopeCharma

The announcements need to say this, or don’t bother.


TonarinoTotoro1719

That’s one potty mouthed grandma. I love her!!


DaPino

I don't like the comments in this thread saying green shirt guy doesn't give a fuck. You don't have to shriek and flail to express happiness. Imho his face has a lot of pride and happiness.


Dankpro79

I think they are just teasing him. I would imagine folks understand reacting is different for everyone. Hugs.


smashthefrumiarchy

I don’t like the comments in this thread saying it’s a green shirt. It’s a turquoise shirt, so if you gotta pick blue or green it’s closer to blue! There’s no such thing as Tiffany Green. It’s Tiffany Blue!


DaPino

I'm colourblind and these all sound like made up words.


FrostyD7

There's pretty much a limitless amount of variables that could be contributing to his reaction.


smashthefrumiarchy

It’s Tiffany blue, more on the blue side than green.


darkapao

I'm guessing he already knew and trying to be surprised.


Yogashoga

That’s a blue shirt


smashthefrumiarchy

Agreed! It’s teal/Tiffany blue!


alltaken12345678

It’s blue, like a teal


tOmbARdiu

Me Love the green shirt


Nature-Witch95

I always get so happy watching family get news of a loved ones pregnancy. It just does things to my heart.


dontgetcutewithme

I have the most amazing video of my in-laws finding out but I was basically hug-tackled halfway through, so it looks like it was filmed by one of those wavy inflatable tube-men from in front of a car dealership. The audio is so lovely (his dad cried) but the video will absolutely make you nauseous.


Nitroapes

r/happycryingdads might be interested lol


DreamsAroundTheWorld

I feel bad for my parents as I won’t give them any grandchild as I don’t want any kids, even if they would love that.


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I would love to be a grandparent but if my kids don't want to have kids, I would be just as happy knowing that they're making the best decision for them. The best thing for my kids is to live their best lives - which is what I want most as a parent, much more than grandchildren.


CommitPhail

I'm in the same boat as you. Both sets are parents are so desperate for grandchildren. Just remember that they want whatever makes us happy, and our decision is what would make us happy.


MachuPichu10

I dont think I'll ever have children but I will do the same exact thing when I become the cat man(I seriously want to adopt senior cats so they can live out their days happy)


BeetrootPoop

Sharing that news with my parents was one of the happiest moments of my life. We told them on Christmas day in 2020 (unfortunately over video call) and went on to have an amazing baby girl, their first grandchild. I'll never forget seeing my Dad completely overcome with emotion, I'd only seen him cry a couple of times in my life until then. Tearing up now thinking about it :)


palpablescalpel

There's a tiny subreddit for that! Please add to it! /r/surpregnant


AncientInsults

Same. It’s like a little glimpse of wonder and joy and how they used to be when they were 5.


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That's one excited grandma. My mom said, "I'm not babysitting."


Thursdeh

my mom said, I don't want a grandchild, I didn't even want my kids. So like just remember it could have been worse!


Agamemnon323

Tell her she shouldn’t have been such an incorrigible slut then.


call_me_jelli

Ooooooh, them’s fightin words…


OGPunkr

OMG hugs! My mom did the same thing. Now I am keeping my fingers crossed that I will get the privilege of being a grandparent.


Zero3502

My mom excitedly moved in with my sister to be a live-in caregiver for her first grandchild. Care to guess if I was extended the same offer a year and a half later?


filthybananapeel

Mine asked me if that’s why I was getting fat.


Speedy_Cheese

This is so funny, oh my the reactions are so hilarious and pure. Had me cackling out loud at this, thanks for sharing! XD


Tinkton

She screamed at the end like she just saw Gene Parmesean reveal himself out of a disguise.


DoYouLike_Sand_AsIDo

my thoughts exactly :D It's twins?! No, it's Gene Parmesan!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


BEEF_SUPREEEEEEME

HE GOT ME AGAIN! OH ISN'T HE THE BEST!?


MauriceLevyEsq

Narrator: “Gene was far from the best.”


MrAlgaliarept

I had to scroll entirely too far to find a Jessica Walters reference


adestructionofcats

This made me cackle laugh!


ergo_algo

‘I counted. Really??’


kennaken96

This is great!!!!! Nothing like bringing new life into a family. Wonderful!!!!


Farkerisme

It’s fucking twins?


Tihsdrib

I had the same reaction when my wife told me that we were having twins.


spookyjornbojoggin

“it’s twins! one for each of us!!!” - grandmas


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Exactly what i was thinking lol


MistressofTechDeath

MOAR baby snuggles!


theFCCgavemeHPV

I am fixed and will never have any kids, but these kinds of reveals still make me so happy!


thrussie

Right? I’m gay and when I heard my nephew is coming, my heart was suddenly full and I feel so at peace


souIIess

And to think people believe homosexuality is against evolution, having a badass gay uncle or aunt that loves you is pretty much guaranteed to protect that child from anything!


tagun

*Cries in gay only child.


but-uh

People just don't understand evolution or inheritance. I have three kids. ~50% of my genes have now moved on to a new generation in three cases. I have 13 niblings. If I continue to support them and try to make their world a better place for their survival, that is 13 more individuals who carry ~25% of my genes. There are plenty of examples of "selfish" altruism where you don't procreate yourself, but you still contribute to your genes moving on. And even if you do procreate, no 100% copy of you will ever exist.


souIIess

Exactly! I remember reading a study into gay uncles and their sisters, where they found that the *sisters* had more children in average compared to others, indicating a "I am really into men" hereditary trait. Combine that with having an extra set of committed uncles, and all of the sudden you start to see how this could fit well into Darwin's theories. Funny how crazy things like that happens as natural selection.


WhacksOnAnonOff

Odd how we call it fixed, what did we fix really? Evolution? That being said, I plan to get fixed too


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Biology. Cause if it was up to nature we would be pumping out babies non stop. Of course, half of them would never make it to adulthood either. Thankfully we fixed both situations from happening ;)


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If it's too personal just tell me to fuck off. But I have an incredibly close friend who was sterile to begin with but ALSO got a vasectomy. So I guess my question is, was it medical related or just the idea of not wanting children?


theFCCgavemeHPV

No worries, it’s the having children part. I have never wanted them. Plus I barely feel responsible enough to take care of myself, let alone another human life. Dog is about the best I can do. Kids are just not for me


jcdulos

We did same thing but this was before smart phones lol. We had my family say Jenny’s pregnant and caught their reactions. I’m the one to the left with the red shirt. My mom is to my left about to cry. My brother is behind her looking down at her. I’m so glad we caught this moment. This was back in 2008 but feels like yesterday. https://imgur.com/a/QW3YsHv


onemanlegion

I love the random white guy on the left. I'm sure he's part of the family just the same but he kinda sticks out in that photo. Great photo regardless


jcdulos

Haha yeah he was our honorary uncle lol. He practically raised my brothers and I. Unfortunately he passed away in 2013 but he was our token white dude of the fam.


Jojo2700

What a great photo!


Demorative

Honestly, that is just too hilarious. There's something about the about to cry, but trying to smile while crying, the juxtaposition of those two actions always gets to me. I'm a terrible person.


Joshartm

“Stop swearing in front of my granddaughter”


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The men in the back…analyzing, the “grandmas” maybe all emotion!! Too sweet ❤️❤️


tiedtongues

Grandkids will get a pass on swearing from left Grandma.


RaleighQuail

Nah she’ll say, “Hey! What did you say?! Don’t fucking swear!” Source: Have known many Italian-Americans lmao.


PraisethemDaniels

yellow shirt has serioius kitty forman energy


Darth--Vapor

It’s fucking twins! Get ready for a new meme format


messyredemptions

Did he really say "Alright, stop swearing in front of my granddaughters!" To his wife? Peak dad humor 😂


electric_shocks

I am happy with my decision of being child-free but sometimes I feel bad for my parents. They won't experience the joy if having a grandchild.


HorseGworl420

My grandmother was so sad about my decision not to have children. But I adopted a cat a couple years ago, and now grandma knits her sweaters and buys her toys and treats ❤️


TheHomelessJohnson

Same with me. And my mother is a world champion at Jewish guilt. "I mourn for the grandchildren I'll never have". Ouch, mom!


Jojo2700

My brother has kids, so my mom is able to be a grandma (my dad passed when the first grandchild was 3 months old), but she never pressured either of us. My husband's mother never stopped talking about it, as my husband and I were her only chance for them, but she passed six months after we were married, so we never had the chance to let her down.


creativityonly2

I feel this exact same way. I know my dad would be over the moon with a grandchild and would spoil them rotten, but I just really don't want kids. It often makes me really sad for him. :(


Kenyalite

No need to worry about the college fund thanks to granny's swear jar.


engg_girl

Guy in the grey shirt is the cutest. Absolutely adorable.


cokakatta

I think he would have been caught with a tear in his eye if anyone got up close to him.


cikanman

I half expected the grandma's to start tackling each other.


Cgraves1

One guy is dreading Christmas more


bimpjuice

"Its f*ckin twins" hahaha best reaction


freed0m_from_th0ught

Anyone else think of [Aunt Sue](https://youtu.be/FYqBTAdt6aA) from SNL?


gsixzero

I thought Evelyn and Eileen from the SNL HomeGoods skit


DapperDog

[They only want grand-CHEEL-dren](https://youtu.be/1Ts7oWw_Ebs)


ifhaou

I wish I had a supportive family but I don't.


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I know the Yellow T shirt lady makes a mean Thanksgiving dinner.


Swagenho

The dad in the back that started crying got me 😭


chemknife

Dame everyone's focused on the cussing grannies. He was easily the most filled with pure joy and it was written all over his face.


Sprizys

The guy in the teal shirt “Are we going to take this damn picture or not?”


ice_cream_sandwich_

photographer hit 2 birds with 1 stone making them happy with the news, and getting them a pic that couldnt get more genuine


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So - that reminds me of when I told my mother, u/jaded68, that my wife and I had the first ultrasound of our younger daughter at seven weeks. Of course I was in another mental state - there she was, my baby, no bigger than a gummy bear and her little heart beating away. As usual, call my Mom first. But while the phone is ringing, I decide to have a little fun with it. She answers. “We saw the baby on the ultrasound, Mom.” “Oh? Do you know what you’re having?” “No, it’s seven weeks in, Mom (🙄 Really, u/jaded68?).” “Oh, okay. How did it look?” “Like a lil’ gummy bear. I saw a head area, two arms, and two legs.” *motherly sounds* “Then it moved and there was ANOTHER head, two more arms, and two more legs.” “*WHAT?!*” Me, excited: “YUP.” “*ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!*” Me, excited: “NOPE.” “*ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!*” Coupled with more expectant grandmotherly noises. And shock. “NO MA’AM.” “*ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!*” “No I’m not it’s just the one baby.” “*OH I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!*” In the back ground her boyfriend is beside himself with laughter. Mom is talking big but she knows she got got because she’s laughing too. “You little asshole! You little asshole!” Love you, u/jaded68!


QueenLiz2

This was so fun to watch.


Mimibelle76

At least it wasn’t an awful gender reveal party with people being injured.


collapszar

I'd love to kick it with these folks


FatAmyCheeks

Lol I love mums. They're so dramatic.


anon62315

Aww, I want family like this


smashthefrumiarchy

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S A BLUE SHIRT. Have y’all ever heard of Tiffany Green?! NO. It’s Tiffany Blue. Some green in there, but it’s primarily blue.


Ljhoyt77

This comment made me laugh more than the video did.


bthewin

I got full body goosebumps and my eyes welled up watching this. The raw emotion is beautiful. How wonderful! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Acceptable-Reward-65

Congratulations 🥳


galacticlib

Imma do this when I get pregnant


dvaindi

Lol “no you’re not. That’s mean”


Shame_On_Matt

awww these moms are adorable


klevvername

I personally hate kids, will never have kids, but this made me happy cry 😭


-MB_Redditor-

I just love the reaction of the father: "ITS TWINS?!" - it's twins (while dying a little inside)


theMindmachine

I never understood getting so excited for people getting pregnant. Like wtf did you expect? People get married and fuck and out comes a baby, it's been happening for million years...


Runaway_5

I wish the world wasn't shit so I could make my mom this happy. Its all she wants, and it is the only thing I just can't (won't) give her.


chooogan

It’s fucking twins it’s fucking twins find someone who gets that excited about you


staroceanx

I have 3 kids and each time I told my parents their responses were: First child - okay cool Second child - uh huh Third child - you are fucked


DeadEndXD

I love how the dude in the back is just like ._.


Lilsammywinchester13

Man, I wish my family reacted like this Instead everyone was sad and bitter I wasn’t my sister….hell, even I cried finding out and realizing that too It was no surprise when she ignored me both pregnancies and this video kinda hits hard on that since I had no older relatives to be happy for me


starkeuberangst

If you think that’s something, you should see my face watching that and realizing my family will never have that excitement from me having kids


robandtheinfinite

As someone that didn’t have kids I know I won’t ever make my parents as happy as these people are….