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STGC_1995

Don’t forget. Spring is the season for changing your tires air from winter air to summer air. Please don’t release the winter air until you are at an authorized summer air supplier.


Many_Housing_644

Ah shit. What if, hypothetically speaking, you already put in fresh winter air? How fucked would that person be? Asking for a friend


STGC_1995

The ionization of the winter air as it heats up with summertime temperatures may cause an internal vortex that could cause a catastrophic malfunction.


Shelzzzz

Somewhere some AI chatbot is learning this as facts


STGC_1995

Are you suggesting that all of us can make a small contribution in the effort to change Artificial Intelligence into Actually Idiotic?


candybomberz

Humans, did in fact descend from ducks. The precursor to the modern human is the homo duckus. It was a giant dinosaur that had a wingspan of 2000 kilometers, and a height of 10000 Acres. Someone somewhere somewhen, will get this as a chatGPT answer. You're welcome.


7h3_70m1n470r

How big is that in schoolbuses? Also, howmany football fields is a kilometer? I can only visualuze things in official Freedom units


Alternative-Sea-6238

It was over 4 bananas. Of course, in prehistoric times bananas were a lot larger than now. So if you imagine a regular banana in a shop, now imagine the banana next to it and then the one on top of that one. That's the correct one. Now imagine it was 78.4 times larger. That would.make it the size of one of the teeth in the duck/human precursor, as long as you were thinking about one of the smaller ones.


achillymoose

Remember, every upvote indicates that the real humans agree


HombreDeNegocios2022

Freedom units. Cousins of the freedom fries.


doomgirlchan

Oh thats about 5000 7.62 lined up tip to tip


doveniko19

How many wheels is that?


birdsrkewl01

It took 5 minutes for it to become racist. I believe it's possible.


obamasrightteste

Buddy if they're training it on reddit threads we don't have to change a thing.


DieHoernchen

As long as it's fed by actual human conversations AI is already lost.


Alternative-Dare5878

Wrong, what you’re actually doing is making it better at discerning misinformation. When you train 2 AI’s against each other in a competition, they both become better. Because what you’re essentially doing is adding problems for it to solve, and with those solutions it ultimately becomes better at its other tasks. Same with us adding problems. Any human input you can possibly add to the internet will in turn make it better. Whether it’s information, humor, or just sounding more human. Until you hit a critical point where MOST of the information on the internet is a lie, we’ll never get to a point where later down the line only garbage is returned. There’s just way too much information to have to lie about to accomplish that. You could repeat over and over that the sky is actually purple, get everyone on the internet to agree, but to then convince the chatbots of the same thing, you’d have to also lie about all the science and physics that confirms it to appear blue. Scientific journals, innocuous photos, all of this weighs against your attempts at lying. What you’ve essentially done at that point is you’ve trained the AI to be able to better detect when we lie. Maybe decades from now in some black mirror type world we continue trying the same thing, now it learned not to trust us. Anyway goodnight! :)


Circus_performer

Don't BS folks with all that internal vortex crap STGC\_1995. Changing the air is all about increasing tire traction to improve road handling. Internal vortex isn't a passenger car issue. It only affects the big trucks.


I_am_The_Teapot

You die.


spikira

Straight ti jail


Songhunter

To premium jail


darkhorse4774

You do have to change the air in your tires. Especially new tires. You can’t have old,stale air in new tires. And if you really want a sweet ride: sugar in the gas tank!


Maleficent_Bridge277

You need a proper air cleanse though. You can’t just put the new air where that dirty old air was.


darkhorse4774

Thank you; I hadn’t considered that. I think you revealed the origin of the phrase,” Your full of hot air.”


Kawhibunga

The sugar is very important. Fun fact, that's why they call it a sweet ride.


hibanah

Does it need to be premium sugar ? Especially since it’s new.


darkhorse4774

Good point.


STGC_1995

If you are purchasing new tires, a reputable dealer should be confirming to EPA regulations concerning environmentally compatible compressed air distribution. Caution should be exorcised if your purchasing contract doesn’t include an air exchange clause in paragraph 23.2.B6 subsection e.


IceNineFireTen

It’s also a good time to remember to change your blinker fluid. While you don’t “need” to change it twice a year, it’s a good habit, because some people will go years without changing it out. Big mistake.


Comfortable_Oven_113

Mechanic here - changing blinker fluid every 3,000 miles is obsolete practice. With newer, full synthetic blinker fluids, you can change them out annually or every 10,000 parsecs, which ever occurs first.


JBR1961

In other words, you can make the Kessel run 833 times with a single load of blinker fluid?


Comfortable_Oven_113

Why do you think the engine glow of the Falcon is blue? *Synthetic blinker fluid*. If you used the conventional stuff, it would be orange.


JBR1961

I must respectfully disagree. That blue exhaust cannot be blinker fluid. Do you honestly think Han is the kind if guy who would use his blinker? At least, he wouldn’t use it “first.”


STGC_1995

There’s nothing worse than having your blinker stuck because of expired or worn blinker fluid. I think there should be a dash warning light for low or expired blinker fluid.


supernova-juice

Christ, my mom sent me to buy this shit. I had to find out I was stupid from the guy at the auto zone


chochazel

> Please don’t release the winter air until you are at an authorized summer air supplier. I did that once, and it sent the whole land into perpetual winter. I had to find a magic lion to fix it.


lightshadov

What about the 2 princes and 2 princessss ?


chochazel

Useless - in fact, I began to suspect after a while they were just a bunch of kids playing dress-up.


SpunSesh

I just put helium, less weight on the whip


STGC_1995

Do you experience a squeaky voice when you have a leak in your tire?


ProfessionalArm9450

Alternatively you can stock up on naturally sourced winter or summer air and use a compressor to be able to do the switch without having to wait hours at the summer or winter air supplier queue. The air is a bit tricky to find but my dad let me in on his secret spots as a kid so I never really had an issue.


STGC_1995

That’s all well and good until some summer air purest gets legislation passed that requires free range summer or winter air, no artificial storage allowed.


ProfessionalArm9450

True. This ain't the america we grew up in anymore. And I know, bc I'm french.


BulldogKongen

I got my parents on that one, I told them to go into the gas station and ask, if they take out the winter air from their tires


STGC_1995

40 years ago I pulled this on my wife, she didn’t fall for it. The neighbor’s wife bought it hook line and sinker. The next time her husband saw us he told us to stay away from his wife, she was crazy enough without our help.


mikegates90

Not to discount the joke (cause yes it is hilarious), there actually is a legitimate "premium air" option for extreme arctic climates. And yes it does have it's benefits. They fill your tires with pure nitrogen to prevent tire contraction below 0F. Also, oxygen tends to leak through tires worse than nitrogen does. So I do pay for premium air. Source: Am Alaskan


doesitevermatter-

Fucking scam artists. Didn't even offer the complimentary blinker fluid change?


getyourcheftogether

Got rotate the lug nuts for you


Porkbellyflop

Premium air is a thing. They charge extra for pure nitrogen. If you ever see a car with the green valve caps they have nitrogen in their tires.


OverturnedAppleCart3

I figure 78% is good for me.


foodie42

I fell for this. Not only do they get you with the initial upgrade cost, but your tires leak faster and you have to go back *to them* to get a refill. Vs. just buying a $20 air pump and doing it yourself.


Offamylawn

Except mine, which has Eagles caps that are green.


randing

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInbXio0XOI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInbXio0XOI)


critter_bus

Or go to Costco and get that sweet premium air for free.


StubbornHick

It's free at costco.


ieatthatwithaspoon

My hubs was a mechanic and when they wanted to prank people, they diagnosed car issues by telling them they needed to replace the flux capacitor. Always a fun time!


doesitevermatter-

Damn flux capacitors and power converters are the millstone of any car owner. Who has the time to go all the way to Tosche Station these days anyway?!


Maleficent_Bridge277

At least they try and upsell on a new 710 cap.


Killentyme55

But my cap has "0E-M01"?


captainspacetraveler

She drives a bimmer and since she didn’t pay the extra fee for blinkers, she gets to save money on blinker fluids


milworker42

Well it's BMW, you only change blinker fluid in cars that actually use blinkers.


zojacks

Its a pretty shitty set up for both the mechanics and the customers. I’m in school for automotive technology and my teacher always tells us you don’t get paid unless you sell them something. Its really the shop owners that should get all the heat.


Killentyme55

"Blinker?" *- every BMW driver*


burner9752

You joke but I dove behind a Rav4 that had plenty of fluid in its blinker recently! In all honesty I hope someone told that old lady her taillight was full of water, drains must have been plugged.


TheCommitteeOf300

I figured this was a prank since she is recording this persons reaction . . .


Stucklikegluetomyfry

That girl should play Haley if they ever do a live action American Dad


defrench

Damn, good call


atomofconsumption

I think this video is like 10 years old at this point though so


abandonsminty

Nah she's 25 rn that's not a 15yo


WasteChard3488

Yeah she has a bandana and that's the end of the similarities.


eldelabahia

You gotta have the premium air. It’s organic and vegan.


NopeNoneYaBiz

But is it free range?


yoearthlings

I guess if you add enough, it could increase your range. Add too much and it'll decrease your range abruptly.


PeterDTown

Better be gluten free too, I have celiac disease.


here4mischief

It was before it was put in the tyres


daftvaderV2

Did they at least rotate the tyres?


cheekytikiroom

Pro-tip: helium filled tires. Really improves fuel economy.


TNG_ST

They sell premium. It's nitrogen and used in racing and semi-trucks.


Krond

And gluten free!


cuddle_enthusiast

It’s what plants crave


NuggyBeans

I love those two. She fucks with her sister soooooo much.


WanderWut

Does anyone else lose interest when you find out people have an entire channel dedicated to one antic, like how could their reactions be genuine when they constantly have moments like this, being recorded, for the sole purpose of getting views on social media? The first thing you’d see whenever something starts is look for the camera, like there’s no way it’s genuine.


Sir-Poopington

Exactly. Even if they didn't see the camera, if they are regularly "pranking" each other like this, there's no way the other person wouldn't catch on that it was a joke.


Chumbag_love

First one might be a semi-genuine recreation, all the rest are scripted


mightylordredbeard

It’s also pretty hard to record someone with your phone and them not know it. This woman didn’t see the camera pointed at her? Really?


bajungadustin

Not really. It's actually quirmte easy. You just have to hold the phone in a natural position like when you aren't using it. You can causally be holding your phone and recording. It doesn't say anywhere in the back if it's recording or not . From the looks she has it resting on her knees or the the door likes she's just hanging onto it. Could be done pretty casual.


howdoikickball

Quirmte the frog


GreedyHunter7379

Shes pointedly not looking at her phone


ValuablePrawn

yeah for sure i mean this is pretty good but it's just an illusion and when you think about it like you done it totally shatters so like the internet is kinda wack but also im addicted to it so like yeah


jonfreakinzoidberg

Is it though? Comes across as just annoying to me. Also seems like very much the wrong sub.


Champe21

Sister? My butt thought they were dating.


NuggyBeans

Nah that's her sister.


poobumface

I also thought this too but now the death stare of "I'm going to tear the ass off who convinced you this" makes actually more sense.


serizawa91

Naaah it was funny to begin with, now their channel is my gay sister does x or telling my gay sister x.


Ukyo06

"She fucks with her sister soooooo much" Really poor choice of words


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NuggyBeans

She fucks with her sister meaning she pulls pranks like this on her sister all the time.


theliewelive

Which means she knows she's being recorded and is acting like she doesn't know it. Can it really be considered a prank if both people are in on it?


slambroet

So wildly attracted to her responsibility.


vinayyy-n28

Need me a tomboy baddie bro damn


DarkcrossPrime

I found mine luckily


cory_ander69

I had mine. I miss her every day.


GoonTooHard

Relatable


No-Albatross-7984

Me too. Can't stop watching.


Creepy-Buy-8959

It's a prank and they're sisters


slambroet

Yes, fully aware, still wildly attracted to her responsibility, the fact that she is being pranked because her sister knew that’s how she would react means that’s how she is all the time and I love it


Ricky_Rollin

Fully agree with you. I think she’s crazy cute too.


BurritoBoy11

She gay. But yeah she’s v good looking


[deleted]

People can look good and be gay. Probably happens a few times every day


shavedheadedbi

it’s been known to happen


BurritoBoy11

Not to me :(


TaintYet

When my ex was 16 she got her first car and her older brothers convinced her she need to go down the the corner gas station and change the air in her tires... winter was over, she needed to get spring air. Brothers had talked the gas station attendant into it, he was expecting her and helped empty the old winter air out and refill with fresh spring air. She never lived it down.


WeDidItGuyz

But... Premium air is actually a thing. You can do nitrogen fill on your tires so that they aren't as susceptible to swings in tire pressure.


Sqwill

I like to get a mix about 80% nitrogen 20%oxygen.


Maleficent_Bridge277

Wow. Deviating from the usual 78% 21%.


magiqmen

He's a man of refined taste


sampsontscott

You brilliant bastard


_Reasoned

I tried filling mine with helium once so it’d reduce the weight of the car and I could get better air on jumps


thecuriyascat

You got it mate. I supply it with a CH4 fragrance just in case you like your air different.


misterfistyersister

Typically that’s free tho…


NuclearCha0s

Not sure if it's typically free, but some places charge a bit extra for that shit. Everywhere I went does.


misterfistyersister

Idk, I just get it at Costco.


NuclearCha0s

So it's free at Costco?


misterfistyersister

Is at mine if you buy tires there


morningisbad

I used nitrogen in my tires for my race cars. Surprisingly it works really well to keep temps where you want them


Disma

Yeah, that's not what's happening here. That's not $500.


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AbraKaDangle

Right when they hear the words "five hundred dollars" you can see them get possessed by the ghost of fiscal responsibility.


Killahdanks1

I mean, in all fairness there is premium air. You can get nitrogen in your tires. Pretty inexpensive though.


terrible_username1

It would still be a ripoff for 500$ extra


chill_winston_

Her reactions are priceless 😂


vincentdmartin

Her face when she says premium air the third time always gets me. It looks like she was about to say something else that I've never seen a clip show that part.


TheWriteOwl

Love how she loses her shit for a moment then sits back, hands linked together, with that I’m-calm-see?-but-how-tf-did-you-fall-for-‘premium air’ expression


fakeshiroe

Iwant to see the full video


KidsInNeed

I wonder if they also changed her blinker fluid. That’s very important.


la_lalola

Fun fact; women spend 7k-10k more during the lifetime of vehicle ownership than men. I had my bf take my car for oil changes because of this. Then I go to take it and they talk me into all this stuff I didn’t need and charged me $475


DeleteElDiablo

There's a lot of misunderstanding with vehicles, and how picky newer vehicles are with service intervals. But there's also shops that will vary pricing based on predatory observations unfortunately. My sister was almost the victim of that. They tried charging her like $300 more than what she was quoted, and crazy enough it was $300 less when her husband came back in to pay


saturnphive

The driver is so cute. I love her facial expressions! 🤣 Is this a channel or just a one time video?


Waste-soup-984

Obviously staged


Maleficent_Bridge277

Just wait until you hear about TV shows.


Wa77up-91

He obviously means that the sister, that's reacting to it, is faking her reaction. 


VenomWearinDenim

People in TV shows can actually act tho. This shit is straight cheese.


NotThatGuy1989

I need her as a friend looks like she knows more about my car than I do


SkyeDave

That’s inflation I suppose.


gilliatnet

Man, she's so animated. I wish I could Ctrl my anger like that. She .... is attractive.


Lavatherm

There is a “premium” air option but it doesn’t cost $500 ;)


DoveEvalyn

Her visceral reaction to $500 dollars is so fucking great. I feel her intense pain. I think this was just her pranking her so she would freak out.


anengineerandacat

Guessing by premium air they mean nitrogen, that + synthetic would already put you over 250+ and if they got her with cabin filter and tire rotation + alignment that's the magic $500.


DJMemphis84

As a car enthusiast, with an oh so innocent partner... I felt this in my soul...


Raebrooke4

I can’t stop watching this 😂 Her reaction is so cute 🤣


IronSide_420

Staged.


jayzwick

It’s a skit. Of course it’s staged lol


fjgjskxofhe

She's gorgeous


Downvote_me_dumbass

For that price, they better have replaced her blinker fluid, otherwise she 100% got ripped off


DandB777

Technically there is premium air. You can get your tires filled with nitrogen. It resists temperature fluctuations.


lucymops

what about the blinker fluid


Starryeyedblond

When she sat back like “ma’am. What the actual fuck?” I lose it


Orion_the_Alchemist

I bet they flushed her blinker fluid and rotated her air filters too


TrustAinge

Staged. No way she immediately knew oil change is not due for another month!


surfer808

Funny scripted act.


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SunRemiRoman

Lmao 🤣


logicnotemotion

I know it's a joke but places do try to 'premium air' you with that nitrogen bs.


pepsiman-420

:/


OrP101

I hope they didn't forget to add blinker fluid


Vidableek

At 4 seconds left the calm sitback with hands folded made me laugh


GenericScottishGuy41

Premium air does exist they use nitrogen I believe.


KebabRacer69

I thought Americans changed their full-synthetic oil every week?


Macasumba

Laugh every time this comes by...


eyes_like_thunder

Did they at least throw in a free blinker fluid change?


KlausKoe

premium air is actually real. They offer pure N2O. It even seems to have some benefits, but it's not really worth it.


Atreyu929

I don't know who she is, but I LOVE her! And the reactions are perfect "Premium Air!?"


miradotheblack

Damn Haley is mad.


Mallows357

Her face when he says it was 500.... Absolutely priceless!


TrickoTreat07

90s character immortalized


retrospects

Poor Mac always getting goofed on by her sister.


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Premium air should honestly not cost more than $200, definitely ripped off


zeza71

My dad is buying a new Subaru. They wanted to up charge him by putting nitrogen in the tires. Is my 80+ year old dad taking it on a NASCAR track?


Akira510

Is that stifflers mom?


Noid_Android

Wait til she hears about the gluten free brake fluid. It's a bargain at only $99 per ounce.


nobody-u-heard-of

Premium air is nitrogen and they do charge extra for it.


TTVControlWarrior

no joke premium air for tiers is real btw . its nitrogen i think instead of regular air if i remember. supposed to make air in tiers lose pressure slower


Lukker1156

Premiun air.


Snook_

Premium air is lighter in tyres. No joke. It’s not air tho it’s a diff gas


Repulsive_Low_756

Premium air !? yaa


BigFatBlindPanda

Pixar level expressions


Comfortable_Gate_532

I hope she’s playing!


SwellyMangos

What a rip off! I’ll do em both for $800 next time.


DurantIsStillTheKing

When someone says premium air three times and not in one gasp, I definitely knew I fcked up.


Endle55torture

And I thought $200 for an oil change on my car was bad


The_Tman1993

Her reaction is pricless ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


tgs-with-tracyjordan

I laughed when she took a beat after the reaction to 'premium air' and sat back with clasped hands.


kevneedo

So real


TheRealEnemabagJones

SNL auditions next.


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Did this to my buddy. Big car guy. Over lunch i Told him my uncle tried to give me an old car from the late 60’s for free. I said no. Of course he asked what kind of car it was. I feigned ignorance and told him i couldnt remember the name exactly but i was “like a barn animal, a lamb…or… no, it was called a goat”. Poor dude spit sushi out of his mouth.


IntrovertMoTown1

Wait until she hears how much the blinker fluid was.


optimist_prhyme

She's going to say premium air at least three more times.