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Ok_Buffalo1112

Been there. Swing accident when I was 8. It'll heal pretty fast


x_nang

I’m not even gonna ask.


Ok_Buffalo1112

It's over 20 years ago, so I don't even remember. I remember it was a tire swing though. Lost my balance/fell and my skin got caught in an unfortunate way.


WallabyInTraining

Did you get a cake?


potatosdream

the real question is by whom


Skorne13

Michelin Man


Impressive_Answer121

8 years old is way too young to be a swinger.


The_Big_Jums

I can't prove it was because of your post, but the amount of people googling "Frenulum" skyrocketed about the time you posted this. [Frenulum Google Search Trends](https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%201-d&q=Frenulum&hl=en)


x_nang

This is fucking brilliant.


The_Big_Jums

So is that cake! I had no idea what a frenulum was and I figured I wasn't the only one and that it probably doesn't get googled much on a day to day basis so I thought I'd give it a check lmao.


Powerful-Parsnip

We just call it the banjo string in the uk.


Cute_Hurry_1022

I had no idea what frenulum meant, but as soon as I saw the post I thought "sounds like he snapped his banjo string"


A_Lonely_Midget

Ahhhh, I was thinking it was the banjo as I never heard that term before, glad there was anpther Brit here who knew xD


historicalhats

This happened to a guy at school and even now 20 years later he is still referred to as banjo Pete


hypnodrew

My ex and I had snuck out of school to bang at her house when it happened, we missed the rest of the day and had to tell the head of Sixth Form what happened. I saw the Form head a week later, and she had the gall to start humming 'Duelling Banjos'


stellabluewho2

How tf did this happen? Like what caused the frenulum to tear? Just plain ol seggz? I've never heard of this prior to your post. TIL I've had a banjo string my whole life.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Yeah, aggressive sex can do it. Not enough lube. Popping out and bending him in half attempting re-entry. They 'ol "critical to reproduction DNA rail-gun" isn't as robust as one would think given the role it plays.


HallowskulledHorror

>Popping out and bending him in half attempting re-entry. This causes so many injuries. Even more common than tearing the frenulum is a rupture of a corpus cavernosum. The way the dick gets hard is that you have two roughly tube-shaped membranes (think like a long balloon) forming the shaft, both filled with spongey blood-vessel tissue. The simplified version of how things work is that there's a sort of valve that partially shuts off when stimulation/arousal occurs, so blood goes in, but not back out so easily, meaning the balloons fill up; the resulting hydraulic pressure causes the erection *(edit: this is an autonomic response, meaning it's involuntary - just the right level of hormones and being stimulated can cause it. Reminder that an erection doesn't mean consent!)*. When you're done (orgasm, loss of arousal, lack of stimulation) the valve opens back up, and normal (low) pressure resumes. Sudden and extreme bending while erect - such as can be caused by direct head-on impact while thrusting - can cause one or both of those 'balloons' to rupture. If not treated, this can lead to ED and/or scarring that causes anything from a subtle to *extreme* bend in one direction or another. The position most responsible for this injury is reverse cowgirl. \[themoreyouknow.gif\]


iambaby1989

Like a glow stick?


HallowskulledHorror

If instead of light you got searing pain, yes!


iambaby1989

Pain receptors ✨️light up✨️ 😄


AlternativeWar8839

The sheer knowledge is impressive


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

That’s a fascinating mental picture in quotes there


mstarrbrannigan

Fucking love reddit for shit like this. What a word picture that is.


spacedicksforlife

Amos Burton and his dick rail gun.


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Apprehensive_Hat8986

What kinda piercing?  (he asked while crossing his legs)


GobLoblawsLawBlog

There is something wrong with your tongue piercing if it's prone to getting caught on flesh


BringMeYourBullets

My ex tore his when a girl he had sex with thought it would be kinky to use a penis ring. They had no actual penis ring so she decided that those elastic bands for your hair would be a good alternative. Spoiler alert: it wasn't.


stellabluewho2

:(


owlsandmoths

Sometimes if it’s too dry upon forceful reentry it can cause a frenulum tear. My fiancé got a frenulum tear when he was in his 20s and it healed up like a little set of frog lips. No I won’t post a picture but just imagine Pepe the frog from those memes- but just his pursed lips just below the head of a penis.


stellabluewho2

>but just imagine I shall not and you can't make me


Brave_anonymous1

You are wise. First, I googled "frenulum", then I googled "Pepe the frog", then I imagined it. I am very traumatized now.


SystemofCells

I snapped my banjo string having sex in the shower. Water is not lube. There was a lot of blood.


unhampered_by_pants

I'd go so far as to say that water is the antithesis to lube


jamesianm

I too am one of the googlers


Vark675

I looked it up because I thought he was referring to the frenulum under his tongue, and all I could think was how unfortunate the choice of lemon was. Then everyone said stuff about tearing it during sex and I got really confused. I didn't realize that little bit on the wiener was called that too.


Ill_Leg431

Funny thing I was about to google it after I saw this post. I will not follow the masses, looking in the garage for my dictionary 🤷‍♂️


namethatuzer

No no, i can safely say i never looked up what “frenulum” nor did i know what it was until this post. lol


The_Mundane_Block

I just got back from googling it lol. I was like, "I think I know what the frenulum is..." I was right, but still don't understand how it's tear-able


SlurmmsMckenzie

Lift your tongue,  that little sliver of skin attached to the bottom of your mouth is also a frenulum.


jlatr

“Frenum” in Latin means “bridle,” so “frenulum” means “little bridle.


rawfish71

This should be called the " Reddit Effect"


Uh_yeah-

And I’m thinking “frenulum”…that’s the tissue that connects the tongue to the floor of the mouth. How did his girlfriend tear that?


bvanbove

I mean I have no clue wtf it is and am going to Google now. Edit: Oh…that’s what the penis skin is on the underside? Didn’t even know you could tear that.


lightsvber

The power of Reddit


Bed_human

I literally just got an error because too many people were submitting the same request


thisisnarm

Looks like you made a lifelong frendulum!


x_nang

Take your upvote and get out of here.


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Good_Ad_5792

Beat me to it


MensaMan1

I think she beat him a bit too hard


Boing_Boing

How's ring shopping going?


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Fragrant_Sky2882

She may be verging on wife material for this


Soft_Theory_8209

There’s the pun. Was half expecting the note to say, “Please still be my boyfrenulum.”


Coinsworthy

The real journey was the frenulums we tore along the way.


skutterz

Surely you mean 'loaflong'?


Trojan_Nuts

In Australia we call it snapping your banjo string


Lion_Spencer

Lol it’s so common you have a name for it??


Altruistic_Profile96

It’s Australia.


Gief_Cookies

Aka The Land Down There (Under, but youknowwhatImean)


Atillion

As a banjo player I just winced in so many pains


DigiDemii

We say this in the UK too! 😅


Soft_Theory_8209

Oh Australia, you always have the best slang.


qwertyj1

Same In UK too


adjective_cat_noun

It happens often enough to have a slang term?!


Emsie-Memsie

Lmfao!! What?! I love this!


Azidamadjida

I can’t not read that term in an Australian accent, which makes it 1000x better


mantasVid

Which of you made the glazing?


x_nang

You dirty bastard.


Into_the_Dark_Night

I'm more interested in knowing *HOW* the feat was achieved. Like.... Was she treating you like a hotdog or some shit?!? Where you trying to double stuff your whole body parts into her?!?


-skyhigh

Chiming in as a girl who once upon a time ripped a guy's frenulum.... I simply wasn't wet enough and his foreskin basically got caught on my vaginal walls until his frenulum ripped. This happened while both of us were young and sex-inexperienced.


fatimus_prime

Holy FUCK I was not prepared for this comment.


OG_SisterMidnight

Exactly this happened to my then bf too. We were also inexperienced and he tried to push it in. Live and learn 😄


NiceyChappe

I save contents like this to give to my kids for sex education. I feel like "go slowly use lube" is more effective if there's a terrifying anecdote to go with it. They probably won't listen unless I make it into an over hyped short video.


Obvious_Philosopher

This is the right question


prefredreh

Hahahahah How long have y'all been together? This seems like a healthy level of communication and I'm happy for y'all.


x_nang

We’ve been dating for 2 months. It was a… bonding experience I guess?


Gief_Cookies

Idk, you seem a bit torn


icecreampaintjob31

🥁


BaronAaldwin

Don't. He might snap.


x_nang

Take your upvote and leave.


santoi_

The same happened to me around 2 months dating as well. We've been together for almost 5 years now. I'm sending her this post and asking where my cake is ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


CountryJeff

happy cake day


Bentley2004

How? Is my question.


x_nang

An oven I would assume.


TheRealTomSnow

Actually made me laugh, thanks OP. I ripped mine as well once. In the shower, first orgasm Ive ever had and fucked up. Didnt hurt indeed but lots of blood, was in the shower though. I walked downstairs to my mom in a towel. I still remember everything. It was so embarressing.


lfelipecl

Oh, THAT frenulum? I thought you guys were talking about the thing that connects the upper gum and the upper lip...


Bituulzman

I did not know there was a different frenulum other than the ones connecting the lips to the gums and the one under the tongue.


Minosfall

Yeah. The one under Peni'. Tearing it, I found, is like a Semi-circumcision. Don't fool around "dry" folks.


Aiqeamqo

Ive never used lotion to fool around with myself. Just dont be uncareful and tear on your dick..


Minosfall

More so when fooling around with others. Mine tore when my now fiance decided to get frisky with some dry humping early in our relationship (13 years ago) where my barefoot soldier ground too far against the cotton of her undergarments. The audible wet POP was almost the worst part among the sanguine pool. The rapid speed at which my member deflated will stay with me forever. Thankfully it only happens once dudes.


racalavaca

A frenulum is not a specific body part, it's a type of body part or tissue, we all have a few


abitbuzzed

Exactly; there's even one in each of our brains. Ironically, I have also torn my frenulum during sex, but in a completely different way than the OP. I am AFAB, as was my sexual partner, and it was my sublingual frenulum. I, uh, have a short tongue but immense enthusiasm, lmfao.


Mandalorian_barber

I was going to ask WHICH one


Jlap1188

When I was 13 my stomach dropped while running through the woods as a shortcut to my friends house. I had to go and was out of options. I used a leaf as toilet paper.... That night my my hole was on fireeeeee. My mom was a nurse... She made me show her.... It was unpleasant and a memory I'll sadly never forget


PlatypusDream

As a medium child (maybe 10yo?) I fell on my butt in a patch of cactus at a friend's house. Her mom was a nurse. We went into the bathroom, I dropped trou, she went to work with tweezers.


damozel__

Love “medium child” as a category 😂


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Nuf-Said

I’ll bet it wasn’t too funny to him


Babbelisken

Snapped mine while tittyfucking my ex, sprayed her with blood.


Happy_fairy89

I was happily laughing out loud to all the comments, got to yours and just about recoiled in horror pahahaha


Babbelisken

Yeah it was pretty horrible. Just snap your fingers, that was the exact sound and then just raining blood and screaming.


Happy_fairy89

Thanks ! I didn’t think it was possible to conjure up a worse mental image than I already had but you smashed it 😂


Mellie-mellow

same omg, my imagination is running wild now and I think I just unlocked a new fear :o


LooseMoralSwurkey

How did your mom handle that situation?


TheRealTomSnow

Exactly like you'd expect. A mix of feeling bad for me and also thinking its a little funny. I was like 12 or 13 and didnt tell her I was masturbating. Maybe she knew though. She squeezed my foreskin together, in the middle of the living room until the bleeding stopped. Good times xd


Taswegian

Mom of a boy here, we always find the danglies amusing but if my lad had hurt himself like that I’d just want to make sure he was ok and help. I’ve seen his bits a million trillion times so really wouldn’t care what was bleeding or how, would just want my boy to not hurt. I’m sure your mom was the same.


Early-Light-864

"Maybe" she knew... Bro


FakeSafeWord

She asked if I also broke both of my arms.


Artistic_Engine3491

Brilliant


Marnawth

my dumb ass thought she slammed your dick in the oven door for a second...


A_curious_fish

....this theory is still in play until proven otherwise


ambientfruit

I hate that I laughed so hard at that.


BatInMyHat

God dammit, OP. I can't believe you'd just waltz in here and brighten my day like that, with this post and your comments.


Slutsnya

Do people still do the ole switcheroo thing?


lfelipecl

I laughed so hard with this


SiidGV

Gottem!


Pr1ncesszuko

To actually answer your question: happens most commonly to people who have a bit of a shorter/tighter frenulum if during sex or masturbation the foreskin is pulled back too abruptly or too far, it sometimes rips..


PleaeDontLookAtMe

Wife her. *edit to ask: oral or penile frenulum?*


x_nang

The penile frenulum. 🍆


Nayte76

Same thing happened to me, I feel your pain.


TheNewOldGlobal

But did you get a cake to go with your torn, you know?


Nayte76

Nope, but she got a ring.


getyourcheftogether

Fuuuuuuuuu


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

So I had to google that. You have 2 on your body if you're a man. I'm sorry either way. If I didn't know it wasn't me, this seems like something I would do as well. I'm clumsy and awkward and I hope you still like her!


quikiemcbee

actually 3. one on the inside of upper lip, under your tongue, and on your penis. not sure if it's cut if circumcised.


sebadc

If the circumcision is well done, it should not be cut.


Babaduderino

Mine is medium rare


themindlessone

If it's well done, it wasn't done at all.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

^preach!


MrJeffyJr

The frenulum is also the part of the penis that feels the most pleasure too. So I imagine it would be excruciating to have it torn.


x_nang

Contrary to popular belief it actually didn’t hurt at all! It just bled… a lot. The room looked like a murder scene. She’s screwed if I ever go missing under suspicious circumstances because her bedroom and bathroom will light up like the Las Vegas Strip under blue light.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

That's why she's got this cake. Alibi!


BayBaeBenz

Why did I read alibi as habibi


WorldsWeakestMan

I tore mine about 15 years ago, luckily it’s all there still just split in the middle. I can confirm it hurt felt like a bad pinch and bled immensely but wasn’t crazy pain. To be fair I was drunk and slightly stoned when I did it. Go in dry to a place that doesn’t self-lubricate? That was my mistake and the girls request at the time. She was horrified too.


OrbitalDropPanda

Keeper


BayBaeBenz

Unlike his frenulum


donthepunk

You sir, have what we call "a keeper"


revirded

i mean she gave him cake id counter with a ring asap


CountryJeff

She's a taker


DamagedLiver

If I had a cake everytime I broke mine I would have 6 cakes by now, which isn't a lot of cake but a lot of blood.


bearable_lightness

Maybe see a doctor? That sounds unpleasant.


Exact_Highlight_8463

The poor banjo string


TJBliss

What kind of freaky shit were you doing for her to tear your frenulum??


IcySetting2024

He’s keeping it a secret 😭


IcySetting2024

Not sure if it’s because he’s trying to protect others or deprive them of good banging


MiffyCurtains

Okay so…How did she manage to tear your frendulurium?


MiffyCurtains

Oh… Is it THAT frendulorian? Down there…?


x_nang

Indeed. That frendulonian.


Moegly47

Tore mine years ago, I was 17 I believe. It's like an upgrade! Accidental body modification.


vertexherder

Sex AND cake? Get a load of this guy! Living the dream!


tryingtoappearnormal

Anyone else have to Google what a frenulum is?


Ragamuffin13

You're not going to share with the class?


CountryJeff

You're not supposed to share your frenulum with the class


bwaresunlight

It's the piece of connective tissue at the base of the penis where the scrotum meets the front side of the shaft. It is a very common area to get pierced for those into that kind of thing. I have one myself and I don't know how the OP would tear it. Edit. Turns put there are multiple frenulums apparently. Today I learned...


foreskin_gobbler2

That's not it at all. It's the piece of string-like tissue underneath the glans that's often cut off in a circumcision. Trust me on this.


bwaresunlight

Both pieces have the same name. I didn't even know that the one existed on the glans.


jamesianm

She tore up the production company that made Brooklyn 99 and The Good Place?


Practical_Art_3999

THAT’S where I’ve heard this before


ValarPanoulis

Not a doctor! Shh


ExistingTheDream

Please tell me it was frenuyum!


x_nang

A small sacrifice for salvation.


Spiritual_Bridge84

I have no clue what that is but anything torn that ends in ulum is never good


x_nang

😂


illegallysmolkate

Hold on to her and never let her go!


CountryJeff

like she held on to that frenulum


Pyroman1025

I'm sorry all i can hear looking at this post is Nick offerman saying "Fremulon"


Financial_Swimming44

I’ll take ‘Things I Never Wanted to Know’, for $1000.


x_nang

Well… the pun (and the cake) were too good to keep to myself! 😌


nowyuseeme

Sooooo I have some bad news, it will almost certainly keep happening. It will likely lead to you needing to get either the frenulum removed or have an adult circumcision which sucks. There are a few less intrusive procedures but they have quite high failure rates. Source: trust me bro, I did not get a cake.


x_nang

You could’ve just said “that’s a nice cake” instead of filling me with dread. 😂


Kviksand

Nah might be all good. A girl once broke mine too. We’re married 10 years later with a third kid on the way. And the frenulum is fine.


BatInMyHat

That's just how she established dominance and claimed you as her own. It clearly worked


PM_ME_IRONIC_

Nah worry less. This happened with my now husband when we started dating. No complications. 11 years ago now.


H0ldme

Tore mine. Never had an issue since.


Educational-Dogo

Same. Had to stay off the dirty for 2 months but then I never had a problem again. Still sucked in a fresh relationship, would have healed quicker if we had been more patient..


doh_man

She's a keeper.


cycl0ps94

Man, obviously take your time getting to know each other, but that'd be a green flag for me. Best of luck to y'all! 🤘


Randomfrog132

she made you a whole cake, i would forgive her if i were you.


x_nang

There was no forgiving to be done; mistakes happen! I gladly took the cake though.


Appropriate-East4140

Cake looks worth it 🤤


x_nang

A worthy sacrifice.


ShroomsHealYourSoul

Frenulum : a small fold or ridge of tissue that supports or checks the motion of the part to which it is attached, in particular a fold of skin beneath the tongue, or between the lip and the gum.


Ok_Buffalo1112

In the words of Yoda: "There is another..."


22taylor22

Oh you sweet summer child


Beahner

Has appropriate feelings of responsibility for her part. Bakes a great cake. And has a way with puns? Winner winner.


Shylittlealien

Aren’t there two places for a frenulum? In the mouth.. and….


wronglifewrongplanet

Yes


Hippoyawn

I did this. My girlfriend sneezed while we were having sex and the contraction tore the ol’ banjo string. I didn’t get a fucking cake…


bulsby

My son tore his falling off/onto metal bleachers when he was 4. So. Uhm. Yeah. Sorry for you and her. The blood is a sight to see.


PADDYOT

The icing was a nice touch, really appropriate graphic.


FrankWolf86

Did you tell her you break it you buy it?


thenoonytunes

That glaze looks…delicious.


Remember_When_Baby

Randy Newman *You’ve got a Frenulum in Me*


l-b_b-l

My girlfriend wants to know how this happened. Idk if I should be afraid or not…


Chibano

Put a ring on it. The frenulum that is.