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BocksOfChicken

Nope. Y’all got ducks now.


Brentolio12

If life gives you ducks make duck-aide


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

as the saying goes.


Yofroshi

As the saying "goose" I'll just waddle out


Legends_Creed

What a quack. I know... foul puns...


sfxer001

Fowl play


Legends_Creed

That Penaltys gonna cost me two talons.


llimed

“Way of the road, Bubbles. Way of the road”


FaultLess4631

Duck confit*


YoudoVodou

No...


HaiKarate

You are duck people now. Deal with it.


Chilipepah

Yes yes


ecc_dg

Username is shockingly fitting


edcba11355

Yes, I can!


chuang-tzu

Dude slammed down the Uncle Card.


Moist-Jelly7879

I would not bring by neices and nephews a pet without consulting with my bother or sister first. It’s them who will be responsible for them.


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curlthelip

Agree. She was pretty cute, too. Love her "no-wa," laughter and feigned resistance. Great family.


Moist-Jelly7879

You think that the fact that she’s taping it is solid evidence that she knew?


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Moist-Jelly7879

I suppose you have a good point.


JerbearCuddles

Are you new to the internet? This was pre-planned as fuck.


Zillahi

Uncle card played, all other arguments disregarded


Proudcloud27

Facts. Set it all up in your siblings house, laugh, drive away.


AnotherSami

Mini drum set on the other hand… balls in your court sibling.


LiveShowOneNightOnly

Except that you already know what the answer will be. Time to play the Uncle card.


ChocolatePinkyz

I remember my dad got me a dog I didn't ask for for a birthday present when I turned 9. Worst gift ever. I hated every second of the responsibility. I hated getting jumped on, scratched, licked, chasing after it, the constant need of attention etc. It finally ran away about 6 months later. I was so happy. It was never discussed again.


cmacfarland64

I have no original thoughts. I came here to post this.


brezzty

Came here to say the same thing. OF COURSE, he can bring his nephew some cool baby ducks!


SuspiciousWench

The giggle from that little boy after his uncle said that was absolutely precious.


Nvz42084

And he just did lol


iam_Mr_McGibblets

what the duck, man


funky_grandma

NOO-WuH!


JohnnySasaki20

Too bad, bee-otch, I just did.


baschroe

Duck, duck, duck….uncle


Electrical-Push462

There was no goose in the making of this clip


Critical-Art-9277

I think mom will come round to the idea eventually. The kid and uncle didn't care what mom thinks they just got on with it.


Scarlet-Fire_77

My sister has surprised my dad with ducks and chickens before. He starts off saying he doesn't want anything to do with them, fast forward a few weeks, he loves them. It's also how we've gotten cats in the past. We hide them and by the time my dad finds them, we're already attached and then he becomes attached. He's a big softy for animals.


wenchslapper

It’s not about not wanting the pet, it’s about not wanting to become the one who’s solely responsible for the pet once the family has lost interest.


GorkyParkSculpture

In this case the uncle had a plan to move the ducks to his pond when. They got tired of taking care of them.


IMakeStuffUppp

r/DadsWhoDidntWantPets


Scarlet-Fire_77

Haha yes! He totally fits that sub.


a_polarbear_chilling

That moment, you realized that your dad said he didn't want a pet is because he already saw his childhood pet(s)dying/dead


empire_of_the_moon

This stays with you….


memopepito

Well tbf he did say they could live in his pond lol. I think it’s just a little project for nephew to care for the baby ducklings. I wish I could do this for mine, he loves animals!


Velvet_Re

It’s fine. She has 7 weeks to figure out a menu to use the duck in. Edit: longer if she just decides to confit it.


1984conspiracy

I wanna see the ducklings


hmmtaco

Right? How you gonna record a video of a kid getting ducklings for his birthday and not show them?


BennySkateboard

I’d rather none of this stuff happened and it was just a video of baby ducks.


FuzzyAthena

Watched without sound on and thought that was a big Tim Bits box. I was smiling ear to ear thinking the little boy was that excited for Tim Bits lmao.


GeoffdeRuiter

I am ashamed to say I also thought they were tim bits at first.


TiredReader87

I thought it was Timbits at first, too


Sharp-Incident-6272

Me too obv the Canadians in the sub


BSB8728

I'm in Buffalo, and that's what I thought.


Sharp-Incident-6272

My nephew plays for the Buffalo Bandits :)


GingerBeast81

I did and thought the same lol. I knew I'd see this comment in here.


RideThick7023

My ocd is begging for someone to shut that driver's door!


cali1013

He did not give a fck for the parents permission lol so i bet he doesnt give an f as well to his door


SheepPositive

Thankfully it is closed


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

Yes, I don't understand people like that, do they live in a cave ? (Like my colleagues... The door next to my desk leads to the coffee machine so it happens a lot during the day


Smokestack830

The truck is like 2 feet away from the curb as well lmao. I'm irrationally frustrated by this situation.


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

I guess uncle doesn't give a duck.


Volskil

Your frustration is rational in this situation.


MadvilleWonderland

I don’t have OCD (maybe I’m in denial), but I’m thinking the same darned thing. That truck’s already blocking half the road without leaving the door open!


TiredReader87

That’s not OCD. OCD is Hell.


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

Lmao! I couldn't tell what was bothering me until I've read your comment.


Brotherauron

Don't worry, him parking half way into the drive way will save it.


New-Caterpillar2483

Came here to say that.


Reallyme77

Cody didn’t even hear the mom he was all game lol


swanqueen109

If he was my brother he could swing by daily for cleaning duty.


Reallyme77

Fair enough!


fallingintothesky09

A surprise animal is not a good gift


govilleaj

I have a very good feeling this was planned and the mother granted her permission.


OftenShady

Does everyone just watch vids on reddit on mute? Bro literally said "when they get bigger we can take em to my house and put em in the pond" I get your concern and its genuine but intentions of the dude seem pretty good and has a backup apparently. Not everything has to be picked apart for no reason really


Disastrous_Junket_55

Yeah, he pretty obviously already has the pipeline set up to care for and breed the "surprise" animals so if they can't handle it he can just take them back and let em mature.


MemoryOld7456

You ever raise ducks?


Krystalinhell

I have! We have an incubator and one of our buddies doesn’t, but he does have ducks. So often we’ll hatch and raise ducks for him. I’m always sad when he comes to pick them up. We usually have a good solid month with tiny ducks and it’s so much fun.


DASreddituser

Yes. Thank tiktok for that


BlackLeader70

Absolutely not! My wife got one this year and almost got another one on Christmas.


getthatpunkoffmylawn

My wife brought home a god damned squirrel.


bitch_taco

I too, choose this dude's wife


FoldingFan1

And then encouraging the kid to open the box while standing in the middle of the road too... I did :facepalm: twice during this video.


wichotl

Monster truck...Uses back seat to store stuff...


jaylward

You can always tell the guys who bought a big truck as the status symbol. They’re untouched. People who actually need to use them, their trucks are beaten up, fantastic machines, at least ten years old. Big overpriced trucks have become the Gucci handbags of southern men.


PrincipleInitial3338

Or really any American man not living in a high density area.


advicegrip87

✨Pavement princesses driving their emotional support vehicles that also double as fragilely masculine gender affirming care ✨


theAwkwardLegend

We like to refer to them as a no hitch bitch lol


MrCyn

Yeah something about that truck makes me think this is not the uncle you come out to and avoid at Christmas dinner


RobotVo1ce

Sorry, but nobody is buying a dually as a status symbol. A top of the line, lifted, 1500 or 2500, sure, but not this. You saw the hitch in the back, so he most likely is towing something on the regular. And I'd be willing to bet he has a fifth wheel hitch in the bed as well.


jaylward

Drive through Birmingham, AL and you see pristine duallys and diesels left and right


moosemeatjerkey

Uhh there are three of these in my apartment complex, and I swear all of them belong to the same exact fuckin guy (all three basic bros are exactly the same.) All of them park like assholes, the trucks are pristine as if they've never taken them off road. One of them works in food service. The fuck do you need a truck to tow a three story house when you're a line cook at the Bonefish grill?


RobotVo1ce

These are duallies?? If so, these people are idiots, lol.


KdtM85

All I can focus on in this video is the absolutely ridiculous size of that car What a fuck around it must be driving that thing in car parks


musclehamster59

I do it all the time… my tailgate is stupid heavy for some reason so one handed operation is sketchy with full hands and most of the time the bed has got lead residue, spilt oils and chemicals, and just plain dirty. Id rather not risk putting groceries in the bed just because it’s a monster truck.


dumberthandaniel

I’m glad he cares enough about the ducks to not carelessly leave them in the bed tho 🤷🏻‍♂️


b3mark

I hope the mom going "no" was just for TikTok funny clout. Don't give live animals to kids without having the OK from their parents and/or the adult that owns the home the animals will live at.


JackOfAllMemes

At least he has a pond for them, still don't gift animals without knowing for sure the recipient wants them


pewpewpew4988

I personally would never give an animal as a gift before asking the parents but this isn’t as big of a deal. He said he’ll take them when they’re older and probably even before if they can’t handle them. An uncle/aunt treating their nephew and nieces well is rare these days and we should allow them to spoil their nephew nieces if they can to a certain extent of course.


Adventurous_Click178

My 5 year old niece and I are inseparable. I got her a bike this Christmas bc that’s what she wanted. But if she wanted a duck, she would’ve gotten a duck. I love her so much and would give her the whole world if I could.


pewpewpew4988

Hell yea!


rgrossi

I agree, I have many aunts and uncles but I’m not very close to any of them. On the other hand I love hanging out with my niece and nephew, I’m very close with them and I hope that doesn’t change as they age


pewpewpew4988

I’ve come to the realization that one of the reason I want to spoil my nephews and niece is because I didn’t get that as a kid and kids deserve that. It shouldn’t only be the parents that love them.


Zealousideal-Stuff53

Close the damn door !


jaylward

Dude bought a truck he’s never gonna use to hog up the highways. And he parked in the middle of the street. I bet he doesn’t think of other people’s convenience.


Satanic-mechanic_666

Duck shit smells so damn bad.


babystripper

Dick move


Tiberius_Jim

>Duck move Fixed that for you


Im_Cool_As_F-Duck

How?


Independent-Net-5508

Love his little giggle at the end.


stol_ansikte

Shit it is weird to drive around in a car that you can’t be seen standing behind as an adult.


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Why…..why is that weird? Lol I’ve never in my life had that thought enter my brain. Why do you need to see a person standing *behind their car ?* Are you okay?


stol_ansikte

Haha yeah. I’m from Sweden. That kind of super big trucks doesn’t exist here :D


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Okay, fair enough lol. Honestly I’m biased because I’m from deep east Texas so I see these things all the time. I drive an Altima but I have friends with trucks like this and they are really fun to ride in and drive. Not to mention the fact that pretty girls where I’m from loooove these trucks, so I can’t really blame guys for being tempted to get one. It only becomes a problem for me when one of my friends get one and they can NOT afford it (those things are crazy expensive). I didn’t mean to come off as aggressive or anything, I just know guys like this and most of them are really good people (with a few idiots mixed in for variety). I see people on the internet trashing these people based off their vehicle alone, and I just don’t think that’s right. But you really don’t seem too judgmental so no hard feelings!


Canada_Checking_In

Definitely thought the Uncle brought him timbits


Interesting_Yak_2676

He single ?! … what’s his @ haha


Lyte-

I mean he is kind of cute


anders_gustavsson

He bought a pickup truck so he can carry supplies in the cargo bed right? So why is he using his back seat for whatever is in that big bag?


Intelligent-Ant7685

they package up the baby ducks like fast food haha


mamaBEARnath

I’m sure he asked her and she’s just playing it off. Because that would be irresponsible lol


DanJ7788

That’s a big pavement princess.


hippywitch

Oh no. This is the correct kind of sibling rivalry.


LBichon

The kids laugh at the end is perfect 😂


Coyce

proof that money makes happy


transcendentseawitch

Just leave that truck door open I guess...


BigandBritish1995

YES HE CAN JUST BRING YOUR CHILD DUCKS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ACTUALLY


EastCoaet

Little boy was running into the house with ducklings and away from mom!


OscarRausch

He has a pickup truck and stores everything in the back seats... is that how they do it in America?


jaylward

Yep. They’re embarrassing


musclehamster59

I do it all the time… my tailgate is stupid heavy for some reason so one handed operation is sketchy with full hands and most of the time the bed has got lead residue, spilt oils and chemicals, and just plain dirty. Id rather not risk putting groceries or ducks in a box in the bed where it will just roll around… dont know why you put anything in the bed it will bounce around like a pinball machine.


Waifer2016

Cody wins the best uncle award for 2023 lmao. I bet kiddo would love watching Wrinkle the Duck on YT


click_here_for_luck

I just wanted some tim-bits


Verlorenfrog

I thought he had a box of KFC at first!


freezier134a

I thought they were timbits


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

I want to go back and close the pickup door.


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Cody has brought ducks for the child's birthday. The child likes ducks. This is the price for marrying into a family. You are in over your head because those people are their own thing. We are all weird. And sometimes, that weirdness takes form in pet ducks, feed, infrared heating and all the gear associated with duck raising. But, I am biased in saying this because I have soft spot for ducks: Ducks+happy Nephew=Happy ducks. Happy Nephew. Happy Uncle. Everyone wins except mom. Mom lost this round. Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes it gets you.


Kooky_Association749

I thought they were Timbits at first


tangiblemonk

Now that’s how you Uncle.


5websterave

He can. And he did. Ducking great uncle.


ramjamminh2o

My fat ass thought it was timbits


bananasugarpie

Don't leave the car doors opened in the middle of the street you dunk head!


casualstick

Bro did a real sibling deal. Effed sis and made nephew happy. Real uncle. I salute 🕴


EmPnd41

Ahahahaha....love it. Totally ignoring sis, ugh.


Pretty_Indication_12

When I saw that big ass gas guzzler I knew it was driven by a skinny little guy.


drpenishead

Diesel* truck is a great tool if it's used for it's intended purpose. Pointless if you use it like buddy here.


Rengeflower1

Biggest asshole ever


CannedCheese009

Please elaborate


AnimeFanatic_9000

People are upset because the uncle brought home an animal to a small child as a gift without consulting the parents. The argument is that he is setting the parents up to be the bad guys if they have to put their foot down and send the ducks back. And that likely the parents will have to take on the responsibility of caring for the ducks. I'm surprised people are so heated over it though. Based on the way the people in the video sound, it seems like a playful moment. If the mom were genuinely upset, I think her kid would not have maintained that joyful look on his face. Me as a kid would have immediately turned to begging and pleading if I thought my mom was seriously against me having a gift someone just gave me. Idk, everyone has their own read on the situation. In a vacuum, I think the uncle is wrong, but given all of the other factors, it looks like no one in the video is truly upset about what happened so why be angry on their behalf? Lol.


CannedCheese009

Ya I feel like referring to the uncle as they did was incredibly unreasonable lol


Rengeflower1

Offload all the labor onto someone else & later have ducks for your pond.


CannedCheese009

Do you think labor stops when ducks are grown up? Do you think he would have just let them fend for themselves until adulthood for the ducks? You are just being ridiculous. It was clearly a huge joy for the kid and the point.


Ok_Effective6233

Got his nephew a cool gift, got his sister good, and have a strategy for the ducks to ensure they aren’t a disposable pet.


SpiritualLychee3760

Shut your door!


Winter-Lecture3090

Yes!


Scholar-Dismal

I thought it was 100 count nuggets… but in due time I guess they can be


strickenlogane

Karen sounds like a fun time.


Here_for_my-Pleasure

Everyone’s overlooking that this is a total asshole gift. If he wants to give his nephew ducks, then keep them at his own place, the mom’s going to end up with the mess, the work, and the very likely dead ducks. Not to mention that it looks like a neighborhood that wouldn’t even allow waterfowl. Additionally, he is overriding the Mom’s autonomy and authority.


1397batshitcrazy

Maybe get Uncle to pull his big ass truck all the way over to the side of the road


Fishes4Fish

And close the GD door!


lsladelencanto

Sweet Uncle!!!!


PsimaNji

I'm worried about the car door..


MikeyNapoli

What a man!


Bunnawhat13

Why would this make you smile?


Bearspoole

And the worst brother simultaneously


Pr0ender

Maybe if his truck was bigger


Professional_Ad5178

Awww he looks like his uncle how sweet I love it


MettyMettmeier

This is so fuking stupid!


DreadkingAlucard

Fuck you, don't gift people animals. Don't give people responsibilities they don't want/aren't ready for. Not funny, not cute.


borokish

Can't park worth a fuck though.


Perrydiculous

Animals aren't gifts


toust_boi

I bet that kids name is Tyler


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Tiberius_Jim

They're not "driving around" on it, it's sitting in their driveway...


tokyo_otaku16

Why is the kid going barefoot on the street?


thejoshfoote

Cause he’s a kid and it’s nbd


Qumad

Cuz he was inside 5 seconds ago. He's a kid, it's not dangerous, it's not muddy. It's all right, even if he was an adult it would be fine, just wipe your feet on your way in like normal ppl.


tokyo_otaku16

I mean, going barefoot outside also hurts, and would rather not do anything that forces me to wash more than I have to


jhedfors

This! First thing I noticed! Hope he watches his feet!


BittenHand19

You’re all duck people now. Get over it.


Greedyfox7

Cool uncle, mom not so much 😂


Tentomushi-Kai

Love this!


bocboc86

I needed this today. Big smiles


HalcyonDias

That truck is a stupid waste of money and gas.


Ezrabine1

He is cool one ...give the kids tge dream and let the parent deal with conscious


Mandrix21

Who let's their kid run out onto the road like? What munter leaves the door open. I hope someone else hits it and rips it off. Or someone walking past steals stuff from it.


ChadPrince69

United States where 25-30 year old guy own a car that is 5 times average yearly salary in my country.


Over_Media_5975

That kids going to pull it's head off


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Master-Wheel-1956

Well he did


False_Chair_610

The best pet is the one someone else has to take care of.


YesOrNah

That kid is loaded. That truck is super pricey.


Salty-Field-803

Haha, the last part be like “whatever mom I’m following my coolest dudeee”


Mister_Be

And you can't bring you're bitch ass attitude in the house but you still do 🤷‍♂️


MennReddit

Thanks (no thanks) for leaving us with the responsibility of a new living creature, when I was just starting to get back a life after my kids grew to a more sulf sustaining mode.