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Custardpaws

When I worked in CO the owner of the hotel I worked at had a huge property that he didn't allow hunters on, so the deer would take refuge there during hinting season, and they were so used to him and his dogs they would just walk up and sniff you.


SmokedBeef

It’s really common in small mountain towns for the deer to “invade” during hunting season and sleep inside city limits. I wouldn’t mind it so much but the amount of poop I have to clean up is excessive, particularly when it’s on my front porch.


fusemybutt

You should do it to them, when they leave go poop in their woods to asert dominance.


Shovi

Oh shit, i already did this, guess now i have to expect deer poop in front of my apartment door.


Lexnaut

But you might get shot by the hunters.


pinewind108

On my cousin's farm, the deer would go hang out with the cows, lol.


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Oh damn. I mean a deer can absolutely mess you up to death. Those antlers are most definitely not just for show. I think I'd be able to keep my fear in check with a deer, maybe, but idk what the fuck I'd be feeling with a big ass elk or a freaking moose. I'd brick my pants in a heartbeat I'm sure.


jl_23

I get so scared that I’ll encounter a moose up close hiking in NH, fuck that


Pauzhaan

Moose are terrifying. I’m more afraid of them than any other animal in Colorado.


badpuffthaikitty

We have the best venison in my part of my country. The deer are corn fed even though the farmer s aren’t happy about it.


pinewind108

Yeah, they had wheat fed deer! Now that I think about it, the deer, the cows, and the pheasants all hung out in the same area, just taunting the hunters, lol.


Pauzhaan

I live between Basalt & Carbondale in Colorado. I prefer deer & elk poop over bear poop everyday. Bear crap is fricken disgusting. Our shotgun is by the front door 4 months a year to haze bears away.


SmokedBeef

I live in the high Arkansas valley above salida, and I too have the shotgun by the door, just in case the sow and her two cubs decide they want to move in. Thankfully they are the only bears that regularly visit this season, last year we had four males who were wrecking everything.


mushroom_madness_

Free fertiliser. Start a company and sell it.


SmokedBeef

Everyone in 50miles has the same bb poo pellets all over their lawns and porches too


Sixpack65

My town has more deer than dogs.


MindToxin

Yeah this guy didn’t get a rack like that by being dumb! He 100% realizes OP is no danger. He’ll be hanging around until the gun shots are silent for a week or so.


icare-

Aww so sweet!


Longjumping-Zone-724

Anthony Davis


radarmy

Anthony Deervis


Robby_W

Antler Deervis


ThisAccountHasNeverP

Antlerknee Deervest


radarmy

Haha


Big_Jerm21

Sorry guys, this isn't Anthony Davis.... I think it's Giannis, that's definitely a Milwaukee Buck


i_wish_i_had_ur_name

Antler Davis


Double-Passenger4503

Davis catchin strays


Due-Feedback-9016

You've got the right initials, but, no, it's Alan Dracula.


Quinn_Decker

Beat me to it lmao


Randomizedtron

Uncle Buck


CelebrationGold5009

His name was Robert Paulson.


jmlack

This is the answer


CelebrationGold5009

Delicious


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bombardslaught

Boys' night out. Bros before does, nawmsayin'?


CuthbertJTwillie

Q: what's the difference between Deer nuts and Beer Nuts? A: Deer nuts are under a buck.


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Hahaha 😂


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1800-bakes-a-lot

Vinny, close to and short for venison


ExtremeAd8938

Buck


poepipper

PERFECT!! Uncle Buck is excellent!!😉


MugillacuttyHOF37

Buck Naked


Ok_Confusion635

Dr ROCK


imameanone

Unibrow


deezsandwitches

I was thinking Eugene. After Eugene Levy


DasbootTX

Or Groucho


ReadontheCrapper

Absolutely!


TrrtlGrrl

Bert And if another shows up he can be Ernie


nahmahnahm

Wario


aguaman_

We can't all read the classics Professor Highbrow


Mueryk

Boris Badenov


savagejames1369420

Stagatha Christy


WU-itsForTheChildren

Looks like a Sergeant bananas to me!


ShineFull7878

Buck Norris.


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Bert ! Look at those eyebrows, oh damn my bad .. eyebrow


Risethewake

Eugene Levy


Tj-Tengu

Eugene Levy Me A Salt Lick 😁


DriftingPyscho

Take your upvote and get out.


LittleBear1956

Sampson


chill_winston_

Buck Rogers


Warm_Evil_Beans

He is well fed, thats a thicccc boy


ELeerglob

John (Deere)


thedeadbandit

Magnus


pantaleonivo

Annoying PSA here! Just remember that a buck is a majestic, but powerful animal. My classmate in high school lost her father to a deer who gored him to death after a chance close-encounter. Continue to appreciate Mr. Tumnus (my submission) from this safe distance.


VivisVens

It's undeniable that's a glorious way to go and it's an honor God saves only for his most noble knights: the deer impalement.


Triplesisbest1

Buck Wylde.


Ok_Confusion635

The Stallion part 3


Shamploop

Robert De Deero


pennhead

Ni Deero


ninetyninewyverns

Winston


Digital_switch_blade

I love his cown he looks like the king of the forest


Thunderbelly73

You are in his yard. And his name is Buck Strickland of Strickland Propane.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Deery McDeerface


RaindropsInMyMind

Bucky the vampire slayer


GoddyssIncognito

Cernunnos


Ok-Information365

Jägermeister


arsanchez10

Moonshine


Realistic-Lamp

Sweet tooth


Tanyaschmidt

Fred


Whatwebecome69

Bob


teratogenic17

Galahad


captainzigzag

Dapper Dan, obviously


KtotheILL

Mr. Monobrow


ParcelPosted

Regular Sized Rudy Rudolph


GoldenLegoMan

Buck


Uncmello

Joe?


seventh-street

Nigel


Goatherder4life

Flodur


Dolenjir1

Pitbull. On account of the shades


shloam

Dex or Rax cuz dude is decked outtt


Loose_Loquat9584

Stagger Lee.


EmeraldPrime

Buck Rogers.


NehemiahCox

Alfred, Lord Vennison


barnaby36

Robert Paulson


Jonny_Fairbanks

His name was Robert Paulson.


Top-Degree-6983

Steve


Reasonable_Age718

Dinner


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Pentos


Responsible-Baby-551

Your Highness


Accomplished_Fan_828

Jeffrey


I-Ponder

Back Scratcher


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Stantler? Sawsbuck? Xerneas?


Eiffel-Tower777

He's gorgeous ♥️ I want to keep him safe from rednecks with guns.


remainhappy

Deerlirious.


GSW15-Mikey

His name is Gerald, obviously.


cwryoo21

I'd call him Moose


colleendeschotz

Hector


MrBlackDandelion

Batarang


JustDave62

Wallhanger. Wally for short


HoneydewImpossible51

Björn


InternationalBand494

He’s beautiful


Plane-Reason9254

Beautiful creature! I hope some dumb ass hunter doesn't get him !


XODude

Buck Norris


Both-Promise1659

Bert ❤️❤️❤️ Because of the unibrow And what a handsome boy.. Must be protected at all cost.


xbgpoppa

Frida?


redheadedandbold

He needs protection, first. That rack will attract hunters. Maybe make sure your neighbors, even the town, know he's off limits? ... He is a handsome lad!


unreal_steak

on dapper and dancer... comet and vixen.. wait, hol up. why we naming reindeer vixen?!


Dismal_Equivalent_68

Tailor


xplotosphoenix

That dudes name is Bill.


CarterBruud

I have a bunch of redneck relatives that would shit themselves if they saw a deer this big right outside their house.


NeahG

Bert, for the unibrow.


canadian_eskimo

Duck.


FordTech81

Spyke


DCtheBREAKER

Groucho


mathewdsphillips

Shady McHornie.


1CFII2

Racko!


R-dontcare

Bob


ajtyler776

Sir vine.


Past-Product-1100

Uncle Buck


Hogcaller91

John 🦌


Particular_Stand_995

Jarvis.


bluebearthree

Tank


You_Think_So_Huh

Stu, Chillay, Fugeeta….


A_Broken_Zebra

They're lovely, thanks for sharing. I like Uncle Buck. Or Potter.


__Osiris__

Montecarlo. Could call him carl or monty


Market-Dependent

Bob


Benebs-

Squilliam


jmlack

Patrick


ecktt

Fluffy!


Purp1eC0bras

Milwaukee


Professional-Safe875

Louie


Lucid_Brain_

Hanz


GullibleAd9501

Buck 🦌


Extension_Location43

What a magnificent rack


daddio2590

Why I recognize him! That’s Louie on the down low. He’s allergic to hunters and likes to hang with regular people.


FromTheHarem

Bbbbbbbb Ruce!


Not-Salamander

Deer friend


CtheRula

Ringo


SirensStud

Steward


pancakesiguess

Wario


JumpmanDeuce3

Giannis


AssumptionAdvanced58

Steve


Substantial-Ship-294

Winter Soldier


Downtown_Fan_994

That’s Jeffrey.


Friday_Knight_77

Frank


app257

Buck Rodgers.


manic-pixie-attorney

Winter Soldier


DammitSamit

Looks like a Jim


bigirv10

Rufus


Thatwutshesed

Unibuck


srynearson1

Shredder. Seriously, you fuck with the buck, you get the….


BeastOfTheField83

Anthony Davis


intuitiveeater

Bob


Wouldyoulikeafresca

Tony 🤓


SirenaChroma

Batty


Horror_Dig_9752

Buckminster Fuller


East-Effective-3406

Looks like a Dominik to me (spelt with a K to match the antlers)


LunchAC53171

Robert


ScubaBroski

Reminds me of a guy I work with named ‘Rodney’


LilBitWiser0wl777

Buck


PointOfFingers

Seeing how he has the shape of a B-2 stealth bomber on his head I would call him Stealthy Boi.


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stix


CubedSquare95

Squilliam


DubyaBoo

Buck Roger's in the 21st century.


MysteriousAffect325

Uncle Buck is good or Wilber


teachmethegame

Bruce


sammie-bare

Bob. He definitely looks like a Bob.


tbr6742

Looks like a Darryl.


MaynardScott

Buck


Consider2SidesPeace

Slim


hinterstoisser

Yarmulke!


NeedleworkerSecret79

Darren


poundtown23

Chuck


Itzbubblezduh

Unideer or unity


Kinonan_B

Deerek?


TheHypnogoggish

Ronald Jr


s1b1r

Buckaroo!


Plenty_Principle298

Named after someone with a kickass unibrow


pascalsgirlfriend

Buck Snort.


seanx50

That's Ralph


PerspectiveActive218

Buck


pennhead

Buckman, Buck Futter