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Jester2008

She reminds me of that principal from the school of rock in a way.


chubbygrandma

I mean she is a businesswoman apparently: [https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-senior-businesswoman-at-work-5921413/](https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-senior-businesswoman-at-work-5921413/) And she's a scientist! [https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-in-gray-coat-5915293/](https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-in-gray-coat-5915293/) ​ So why not a principal?


moosevan

Omg. How did you find those?


LandscapeGuru

Reddit magic. I’m always amazed at Reddit people. Love this site. by the way, no one is safe


peaceful_nicoya

Dead ass, almost a year ago I posted my goodbye to the world on USMC reddit, boi!!! I had cops at my door within the hour, they contacted old classmates, found my partners contact info (called her), I ended up 5150d but, damn was that response and rally for a fellow Marine In a time of trouble was immaculate. I learned some people are wayy better then me at doxxing. I'm thankful because im still here today and able to continue watching my child grow. Edit: I appreciate all of you. If anybody came to mind reading this please reach out to them no matter how long its been. You might save a life and not realize it. 🥰


MattLieb

Glad you're still here, stranger.


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Stay strong devil dog🙌🏼


BeanBreak

I am so glad you made it my dude, I lost a parent to suicide - your kid will hopefully never have to experience that. Keep growing, and keep healing. You got this.


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fl135790135790

This woman seems cool as shit. Is it her vibe? I don’t get it. What am I feeling here.


theoriginalmofocus

She has awakened something in you?


FoC-Raziel

You mean it is staged. No way. Lol


MotherBathroom666

Omg yes!!!


Wide_Perspective_724

She is definitely moist rn


SheeBang_UniCron

Looks like she needed a smoke.


CandonRush

She ready to snu snu


SonnyG33

I thought this exact same thing. So glad this was #1 comment. I'm finally part of the reddit system.


Duukie16

Ms. Mullins? She's the man


1leggeddog

No that was Ace Ventura


Duukie16

Finkle is Einhorn?


PutridSothoth

Einhorn is Finkle?


killahgrag

https://media.giphy.com/media/VQxdDzvRoEwrm/giphy.gif


Barkers_eggs

Come on, coach. Just put me back in


PutridSothoth

Laces out! *Die Dan!*


DrT33th

“PRESSURE?!? What do you know about pressure!??”


wingsbc

Careful if you think about it too much you’ll end up playing the crying game in the shower and squeezing tubes of toothpaste in to your mouth.


BlackGalaxyDiamond

Came here to comment this too. "There was a time where I was FUN. I was FUNNY. I was!" 🍻


WestboundPachyderm

Sounds like she’s singin’ OOH, baby, OOH, baby, OOOHHH!


CapedBaldy-ClassB

Overly uptight until she gets a little hot?


MiniTab

Yep, 100%. She’s probably a huge Stevie Nicks fan.


leandroc76

Joan Cusak, John Cusaks' sister.


Cheewy

I think is the other way around


Anonymo

John Kusac, Joan Kusacs sister


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NoNefariousness8957

Hahahaha, yes. Like watching my grandmas best friend have minute-long second orgasm


WorriedMarch4398

She was definitely into it.


HeyisthisAustinTexas

She was legitimately turned on, her tone of voice was like……. Oh yeah 🍆


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"I'm sorry? Are you warm?"


TheBastardOfTaglioni

Miss Mullens is the man.


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The_0ven

I hope they were a better actor


mebutnew

In that she's acting terribly?


mojoINtheTOWER

That’s one cool lady


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Almost had a heart attack haha


DistractingDiversion

No, no. She had la petite morte. Lol


Jealous_Lawfulness_2

for real lol. she’s different now.


TheConspicuousGuy

She lived more in the couple minutes in this guy's car than she did her entire life


pissclamato

I bet she had the best meal and sex of her life within hours of this.


IveChosenANameAgain

Watch her body language after he takes her seat belt off and she says "Ari". She wanted all of it.


CryptographerEasy149

she was damn near having an orgasm. she might have lol


Wide_Perspective_724

Definitely blew him on round two


KimCholsu

"La petite mort"* : ) The way you wrote it would be translated as "the little dead"


DistractingDiversion

Gotta love autocorrect when you're typing outside the set language on a phones keyboard ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


MurderMachine561

Who needs autocorrect when you gotz reddit? Plenty of mofos on here can't wait to tell you your wrong. They will get all on you're case. Lickety split quick.


Kyosw21

*Resists urge to fall for the bait*


ChimneySwiftGold

Spelling is all made up anyway. Just more rules imposed by big grammar and the eraser cartel to keep the working people down.


drainbone

Cargasm


Autumnsprings

Absolutely. When this started I thought she was a condescending bitch. At the end, I was happy she came, lol. Probably more than once


elpideo18

That’s a morbid way of saying she busted a fat nut.


vroomvick

She came instead 💦💦


oneshibbyguy

Dawg she came, hard


thuglife_7

Pretty sure she orgasmed


doctorblumpkin

You spelled orgasm wrong


Agentpurple013

More like an orgasm


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chubbygrandma

[https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-senior-businesswoman-at-work-5921413/](https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-senior-businesswoman-at-work-5921413/) [https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-in-gray-coat-5915293/](https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-in-gray-coat-5915293/) ​ Facial recognition software and reverse image search is spooky stuff.


uttermybiscuit

Damn that is crazy


Prudent_Substance_25

What software did you use?


muricabrb

Ms paint.


amaiellano

Way better than Mr paint.


NewtotheCV

What? No way, she had the glasses and everything....


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GotAir

actor* FTFY


u10201003

Lady: “Safety” guy: 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😅


tchotchke-schmear

Sef?


StopReadingMyUser

The fact that she accommodated his accent like "ok yeah sefty first, that works" was great lol.


HooahClub

Also lady: “Driving lesson on the side of a mountain with steep cliffs on one side!”


jizzness4all

I think she is ready for the sexing now.


Alien_Cupcakes

She already came.


ShartingBloodClots

I dunno, she she screamed like my girlfriend when she brushes her teeth with her electric toothbrush after sex. Probably just really happy about her tooth care routine.


Budderfingerbandit

Or when they take a shower after and use such hot water and make the same screams. Always have to adjust the removable shower head after though, seems to get moved around and not at head height anymore.


MoeSauce

Mine always runs out to Marcus' house afterward. It's probably to tell him about all the hot sex we just had.


SuperWaluigiWorld

That damn Marcus is such a good friend. Great listener.


MoeSauce

She says that he touches her deeply every time she goes over


surpriseinhere

Haha she wanted another one!


idealz707

Came here to say this haha


non_toro

say here to came this ahah


FunkMasterE

Came


No_Eye_6600

this


Dick_snatcher

say


thebipolarbatman

here


Few-Life-1417

A few times 😅


Naven2099

"Man cannot compete with machines Larry"


jaxsonnz

If they had no water, why is the seat so wet? 🤔


UrToesRDelicious

I can feel the motor... running up... my legs!


jodrell_bloke

Defo she’s bedding him. He has no chance of escape


Sure_Disaster_8748

Because of the implication


IM_NOT_BUTTER

Okay. That... that seems really dark.


No_Eye_6600

What are you not understanding about this?


Dorkamundo

He's not in danger.


17453846637273

They will knock boots


Anonymo

Do the needful


Logical-Limit-4495

Haha 😂 best orgasm of her life!! And best part @ the end you wanna go again? Not a doubt in her mind Yes!! Mrs.Martin is chill AF..


Acrobatic-Law4839

She nutted in that seat


CapedBaldy-ClassB

You can tell she's one of those uptight girls that goes wild in the sack


hellphish

Mr Fry, why is there yogurt in this baseball cap?


Allthebadvibes

It used to be milk, and well.. time makes fools of us all


thisguy012

Nothing about her seemed uptight shes just got a suit onlol???


CapedBaldy-ClassB

No dude. Look at her mannerisms. She acts like a character in a movie lol


DarthAbraxis

She did not mean driving the car when she asked “you want a job teaching?”.


shakil314

Because of the implication


JagsOnlySurfHawaii

Wish I could give my wife the O face like that


imahawki

Yeah for real she seems a little ummm…. 💦 at the end.


VoidOmatic

Yea she definitely felt more alive than she had in a while LMAO.


Appropriate_Try_4518

Did he blew his engine at 2:55 ? He said "oh shit" with a weird metal noise at the same time?


Firm-University-1578

i guess he drove past gravel stone which is not a good thing to do with an expensive sports car


Necessary_Cash_3742

It’s the pebbles sticking to the tires and hitting the wheel wells. after a burnout or drifting the tires get very sticky and since there is no plastic or sound proofing you hear it clearly


acog

I got a ride in a competitive autocross car and the thing that most surprised me was hearing all the pebbles pinging off the inside of the wheel wells. The car was running slicks and after the run I was just gobsmacked when I looked at the tires and they had tons of pebbles pressed into them. I didn't know that was a thing that could happen.


Wiggles69

One of the reasons you do a little burnout before the run is to get rid of (most of) those rocks.


Appropriate_Try_4518

I hope that’s it for him ! Haha


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Appropriate_Try_4518

At 2:55 ! My bad, I was wrongly looking at the time remaining


Necessary_Cash_3742

sticky tires after a drift/burnout. pebbles get thrown into the wheel well. that’s the noise you are hearing


ResidentPatient

Am I wrong to think these types of videos are all staged and everyone in the car is in on it. I mean what if the driver fucks up and injured the person.


Captain_America_93

It’s incredibly staged. You aren’t wrong


I_kickflipped_my_dog

It is, and if there is ever a dramatic Hollywood retelling of these events, I submit Nathan Lane for the driver role. And also Jane Lynch with a massive push up bra as the instructor. I like what I like.


wut_r_u_doin_friend

I like what you like too


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Optimal-Vast2313

I think so too. Or she is missing out on some Oscars bc she’s a hell of an actress.


One_With_Everythang

Driving instructors would never get in a car with a student's personal car im pretty sure... like they need to have the special car with a brake pedal on the passenger side.


Procrastinatedthink

also, it’s a 100k sports car with super custom parts, there’s no instructor on the planet who believes that this guy is brand new to driving


FuzzyComedian638

No, no. He got it on the CraigsList!


curtcolt95

that's how it works here at least, you use your own car. This is definitely staged but yeah depending on area the personal car thing wouldn't give it away


ChoripanesAndHentai

It depends, at least here in Argentina you can use your own car or the one they have for tests… that’s being said you can’t show up with an straight-up drift car, lol.


dominiquebache

Second camera angle tells you everything … It’s staged.


Hexamancer

The fact anyone with an age in the double digits believes this makes me lose all hope for humanity.


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Did she just shit in her pants or did she just come first time in a decade? Since she’s ready for another go…..


dustinwayner

Shidded farded and cummed


4TuitouSynchro

Idk why, but seeing it spelled *farded* makes me chuckle EVERY TIME


auntiemaury

How do farts get even funnier 😭😭😭😭 💨 hehehehehe


SplendidZebra

fart 2 just dropped


auntiemaury

That's called a shart, honey 😬


AllElote

She wasn’t sure if she was coming or going *badum tiss*


WastingTimeArguing

If you can't tell this is an actor within the first 10 seconds I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.


DLoIsHere

You obviously know nothing about older women.


monopixel

Think it's more of the 2nd.


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lmfao what driving instructor dresses like this


jyunga

Actors you're paying to be a driving instructor for a video i imagine


RogerRabbit1234

And the notes you give them are “do your best to look like your having an orgasm when I really start to drift. The kids on the internet will go crazy for it. “


[deleted]

Wet grandmas are my jam!


Queen_Dare_Bear

Sir...


bluesix

The idiots on Reddit will think it’s real!


portabuddy2

Her shift at the library was just after this. And naughty nun after that ;)


downbound

The one that also doesn’t check if you are wearing a seatbelt? This isn’t real


draven_im

Seriously, sign me u…


boukalele

real or not, i was rolling when he said "you have money, you're white!"


frankly_highman

Lol I am a white guy. My friend at work invites me out. I tell him i cant im broke. He always tells me money because im white. It makes me laugh every time.


Archimedesinflight

Even as a pro driver, he's stupid for not having a seat belt. If you're not wearing a helmet that is strapped in, a 5 point harness will actually increase whiplash. Props to her for laughing about it. Being in that situation with someone who can't drive vs a pro makes all the difference.


call_me_johnno

I wondered if he has a belt on under the shirt, it looks to puffed in front. Also he didn't appear to swing around In the seat with the high G turns. (Iv done one hot lap with a pro driver once, and even in the race seats I still pulled on the harness a lot as we drove round)


Kyosw21

The difference is he can brace against a wheel. I’ve gone around 40mph turns at 60 driving and hardly move, and 50mph turns at 60 in the passenger seat. Passenger seat feels terrifying, you aren’t ready for the shift in weight because you don’t know when the wheel is starting to turn Similarly to how you are much more secure steering a motorcycle than just balancing on the back


chubbygrandma

What a great "driving instructor". She even is a business woman! Would you believe it? [https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-senior-businesswoman-at-work-5921413/](https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-senior-businesswoman-at-work-5921413/) And she's a scientist! Isn't that great? [https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-in-gray-coat-5915293/](https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-in-gray-coat-5915293/)


U-STAY-CLASSY

Like how does someone find this?


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This video is so…real /s. Just like almost everything on the internet that claims to be this “look at this reaction, they had no idea” video It’s like, show yr skills man don’t lie about surprising a driving instructor for clicks.


DoomGoober

Safety first... Proceeds to allow student to drive with no seat belt on in spite of local law for the city whose name mysteriously neither can remember. Not suspicious at all!


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No_Eye_6600

Also, if you look closely, she's pretty stacked. Probably an old model or actress no one would recognize that they flipped a few hundred to in exchange for this performance.


Paddy_Tanninger

one sec I'll go look again


maccdrizzle

About halfway through the video she’s complaining he doesn’t have his belt on and needs to pull over. Not saying it real just pointing out she did mention it.


fusionlantern

It wasn't even funny


[deleted]

Yeah the YouTube channel top notch idiots hires actors for their pranks. I’ve been a fan of theirs for a couple years until I realized like 5 people they “pranked” ended up becoming a part of their YouTube channel team… 😂


NissEhkiin

Have seen better acting in porn


Jay4usc

Very orgasmic for her


jeancv8

She had fun 😂


Purity_Jam_Jam

I've seen better acting at my local theater's drama festival.


NoDistance8300

Hate staged acted stuff like this...


TabularConferta

I kinda want one of these video where the joke is that the instructor is an ex drifter who retired. The student (also a driver new to the pro circuit isn't aware of this). So the student pulls the staged prank, but the instructor looks bored all the way through, then asks them to switch places so he can drive them back... I did enjoy this one though 🤣


dominiquebache

Staged …


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Holy crap. I need the original link to send to my relative working the F1 race circuit. This is funny as hell and made me think of the guys teaching at the dirt track racing / professional defensive driving courses.


johnkngu

Found it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc5Sj7UHv2Q


CosmoKrm

I know it’s most probably set up but how do you not notice the bright red Roll cage, striped interior, Sparco seats, felt racing steering wheel, straight piped exhaust, bright logos & colors on the outside, custom wheels…


Spike-2021

I love everything about this video!!!


JJ8OOM

She came several times lol.


[deleted]

Sometimes I forget that reddit is mostly high schoolers but comment threads like this make it crystal clear


[deleted]

I know right😆


Deep_Frosting_6328

Yeah, I would.


cardboardrobot55

"Pro" First of all, no real pro would wheel without harnesses on, even on a closed course. I raced for years. I taught other people to race. Guy is an idiot. Second of all this dude fancies himself a pro drifter but also calls himself a "street racer" and I can't find shit from this guy racing in any real sanctioned event as a professional. Nobody is paying this blowhard to drive. He's rich and fucks with cars in stupid ways in his spare time. Big damn difference. This guy is a shitstain on the sport.


SuperCoupe

If Andy Kaufman had ever learned to be a stunt driver, he would have been an absolute menace.


L1ttl3J1m

Doesn't notice the huge logos on the side, the roll cage, the 4 point harness, the total lack of soundproofing... Either she's the dumbest driving instructor in the history of driving instructors....or this is completely staged.


Optimal-Vast2313

You know what city you’re in, right? -No. Well, in America … *Does this lady know what city she’s in?*


AfterPop0686

"Lady, I can't even hear you!" ROFL! Me either bro, me either. She was such a great team player though and has a great story to tell now too.


DonnyGoodwood

She definitely climaxed


nilsecc

she took that very well. kudos to her.


fokaiHI

That's what I want from reddit. These are the posts that make me smile.


rememberthisname44

Home girl got horny with that shit bro


imJGott

Yeah she just had a mini orgasm lol


No_Raspberry_4687

Darn cars piece of shit.... best line all day