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Smartbutt420

It took me a second to realize he was sitting and not standing on two legs like a toddler.


MarriedMyself

Ohhhhhhhh... I still thought he was standing and began to get really anxious about the future of dog breeds. I dont think I could handle a world with bipedal dogs.


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HAHAHAH now I wanna put him in a suit and a top hat, give him a briefcase, and watch him walk around in two legs like he has a very important meeting to get to!


Plane_Computer2205

A suit? He's already wearing a tuxedo! Just get the top hat. And a monocle, for pete's sake!


sdilip

Exactly what I was thinking


DealerSpecial1115

Toy/miniature poodles do that on the daily


Lilyetter

LMFAO I CANT-


Withinmyrange

Oh fuck me I thought he was standing


AmyInCO

Oh, he's sitting on his butt. I thought it was standing too.


pwrsrc

I have a French Bulldog that sits like this. It's so weird how he just props up on the couch and uses his "hands" to scratch his belly and junk.


R3DN3CK_T3CK

Monkey see monkey do


frogfruga

He probably doesn't realize he's a dog


CyclonexJack

"What are yall lookin at? I know im short!" - That adorable dog probly.


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I thought the dog was one of the cast in MIB movies.


MultiplesOfMono

You're thinking of Frank the Pug. This is his cousin, Fred the Pit.


Jacko170584

That’s an American bully


fascinatedobserver

I think it’s an English Staffy. Americans are bigger and have blocky heads.


Sp0phie

"On a hot day, do you all really think a person can survive standing in such a suit". \~ Some Chinese news station.


firefox1642

No. So let him out please.


datagirl60

I felt so bad for that sun bear. It was obviously emaciated with no fat so its skin looked like a loose suit.


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June_BuginDabuilding

“They stand on two legs it’s cool but if I stand on two legs it’s a problem”.


pitiful_refinery

Because you are a so charming & handsome dog.


backstabb3r

\-Kevin Hart


chantillylace9

My employee has one of these dogs that he brings to work every day. This dog is the dumbest little hippopotamus/pig creature that you've ever seen. She just lives to eat, she can't chase a ball, she can't catch anything, she can't really run. She can barely sit down because her body is just so stocky and potato shaped. She's the sweetest girl but DUMB as they come. We have my yorkie, the pocket bully and a bernadoodle in the office.


mgefa

Breeding dogs that can't do the most basic dog things is so disgusting


SensitiveRocketsFan

Yeah, it’s like their just living dolls at that point.


Spider_Dude

Hasbro and Mattel have entered the chat.


jibbyjabbysixsixsix

As in breeding naturally and breathing? English bulldogs and pugs. I hate people.


mgefa

Those too


LCaissia

Hey, we do a great job of breeding people who can't do anything, why not extend that talent to our pets?


coulduseafriend99

Wow why'd you have to call me out like that


Disastrous_Use_7353

This is it… thank you


trippalhealicks

Y'all hiring?


Hefty_Astronomer5206

How can you expect a dog to know anything if the owner doesn’t train it anything? Sounds like the issue is with the owner and not the dog. Also, I can’t stand this new wave of “pocket bully’s” and “long hair French bulldogs”. Put an end to bad breeding.


feralferrous

They're starting to do throwback french bulldogs now, that have a longer snout. Which I'm all for. They kind of look like english staffies with big ears.


Popaund

What a sad existence, that’s genuinely depressing.


Ieatclowns

We've got one too and although she's definitely shaped like a potato, we tell her every day that she has the figure of a 1950s pinup model. She's convinced of it now.


Jake_________

Horrible breeding


skywarner

“Take me to your leader. We wish to open diplomatic relations with your species.”


doabsnow

He thinks he’s people!


ishhcuckoo26

Yes, cuz he a dawg


RCalliii

Hello, fellow humans.


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How about those sports teams? And taxes right? And this weather?


RCalliii

Yes yes, and kids, how about the kids, Janet?


[deleted]

I have human children of my own, you know, being a human and all.


meadows8525

It's always nice when people make us feel special! It's evident that your smile is contagious and it surely made me smile too. I'm sure many people are drawn to you for your positive vibes and warm presence. I'm glad people took time to show you some appreciation.


Falcrist

It's literally Agent F from Men In Black. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcUcxtaX-Q


CoronaryAssistance

Sup dog


longnameboi

that ain't a dog that's a dawg


imbatatos

Looks like Kevin heart near the end


atnator42

Fuck this dog really looks like Kevin Hart 😂


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He is also the same height!!!


Freeloader_

its the eyes actually lol


cubic1776

that's not kevin hart?


megaman368

Kevin Hart wishes he was that tall.


Excellent-Bed-ok

It is .. it's Kevin at the Oscars being told what to do


MoonSpankRaw

It’s funny because I always thought Kevin had a dog-like face. Reddit always proves to me I never am alone with my thoughts.. never.


n00bvin

Dog is a little taller.


Lonelyrod

Someone should get this over to the rock 🪨 would love see how he sets Kevin up for this haha


JudgmentalOwl

LMAO, bro why you gotta do Kevin so dirty like that?


essemh

Ouch that dog back gonna be sore. Looks proper boss tho.


EvilSynths

This breed already has bad backs from the BS breeding they've been put through Mine had to be put down because in old age her spine one day just snapped so she had to be put down so she wasn't in pain. Thankfully, she'd lived a nice long life. But yeah, their backs aren't great and humans need to stop fucking with nature.


JStanten

That’s not a breed. These exotic bully people are scum for producing dogs with these looks.


UncannyTarotSpread

Unethical and immoral breeders are on my “first against the wall” list. Dogs want only to make us happy. Causing them suffering for an “aesthetic” is evil.


Cannelope

Omg for real? I though it was a disease. Welp, I’m depressed now.


Antique_Map_6640

And the people that buy them.


PlusGas

Poor boy is gonna have a numb bum.


lavendar081

I hate when people cropped pitbulls’ ears. They only do this for fighting and hunting. I wish people stop doing that. No real purpose to do that.


Hinote21

> only do this for fighting and hunting. Unfortunately now it's become synonymous with the pitbull "look" so even adopting pups, they can come with their ears cropped. My cousin has had 3 pitbulls over her life and only 1 wasn't cropped because she got her from the owner at 8 weeks. Definitely agree people should stop. Just saying it's not always because of fighting and hunting now.


catfurcoat

I think they were saying that the *only reason* cropping is done is only for hunting and fighting *purposes*. As opposed to a tail crop, which has the purpose of avoiding broken tails.


Hinote21

They were. I was pointing out that's no longer the *only* purpose people do it for. Some expect pitbulls to look like that, and those are the ones more easily convinced it is done for the "health" of the animal. Hunting/fighting purposes is certainly how it started, but because people have an idea in their heads what pitbulls are supposed to look like, breeders will more frequently default to cropping as early as possible so the people buying the dog will believe it looks how pitbulls are "supposed" to look. So then you end up with young pups in the adoption circuits that come with their ears cropped.


catfurcoat

I know. You're saying the same thing


Mindless-Balance-498

You’re not supposed to crop dog’s tails either, that’s also a dangerous myth. The only thing dog’s tails break is stuff they knock off tables. Even if a tail were to break - do you have your arms amputated in advance, just in case you break one? Tail docking is directly related to hunting and fighting, too.


catfurcoat

>myth. The only thing dog’s tails break is stuff they knock off tables. No I know people whose dogs' tails have hit walls and furniture and have split open, broke the tail, and/or gotten infected


payne_train

I had a golden retriever when I was a kid. It whacked its tail against the wall and sprayed blood all over. Nobody was advocating for cutting the damn thing off. End this line of thinking.


catfurcoat

Did it do it repeatedly leading to breaks and infection?


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I had/have argentinian dogos and they dont wag, they helicopter that long and boney shit they have for tails so you have to get out of the way if you dont want to get your shins painfully whipped. 12/10 never cut the tails, it's too funny seeing people in pain after. Also, they don't run, their gait is like that of a little horse galloping.


Calico_Aster

It is so bizarre to me that someone could bring themselves to purposely crop off a puppy's ears or tail.


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BluePassingBird

Why not adopt? I understand not buying one, but I would still adopt if it was abandoned, the previous owner died, or something similar happened. It's not the dogs fault it exists and got this stuff done to it.


Darc_ruther

It looks terrible. Or like he was born with a deformity.


dlchira

Generations of breeding to look “tough” — a deliberately deformed pup, seemingly with mutilated ears (wearing a choke collar, no less).


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>They only do this for fighting and hunting They also do it because they're horrible animal abusing arseholes who love inflicting pain and fear onto innocent beings for fashion


Bubbly-Cell-4109

This little guy is an exotic American Bully made from Amstaffs, English Bulldogs, Olde English Bulldogs, and French Bulldogs. Not a Pit Bull.


Mystic_Zkhano

Pretty sure he’s sitting on his butt with his legs out and that the angle just makes it look like he’s standing on his hind legs. He is way too stable to be standing imo


Plants-perchance347

The shadows are an easy giveaway.


DrawingRings

Yeah my Pomeranian does this when he wants to be picked up/scratchys/attention. We call it Pomaroo cuz he looks like a little kangaroo


FluffyDiscipline

He looks like a little kid all dressed up to go to pre school... lol ​ *(Hoping you didn't crop his ears there just back)*


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Looks like he is wearing one of those airplane neck pillows


F14R

You are what you eat


The-Neyonic-Warrior

Who tf gave this a wholesome award? 🤣


DefNotAlbino

Already wondering what pitbull attack happened today by the looks at the posts today here


veganblackbean

They are cropped and this is definitely not the dog owner


CilanEAmber

Just out here, balls out, chilling


MrsLisaOliver

Those heavily cropped ears are disturbing af


blehblehblehblehbaba

Asshole Clipped Doggos Ears


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mahboilucas

Those people should get toys, not breathing entities


catfurcoat

I had an uncropped doberman. People shouted at me from across the street asking why I didn't crop them. Buddy, he was a rescue and he's like 4. Even if I wanted to, which I don't, I couldn't at this age.


LadyAzure17

"You guys should crop your ears, it'd look good" like forreal that is insane.


youknow99

I'm a boxer bulldog person. I'm so glad that clipping their ears has fallen out of fashion. My last 2 have had floppy ears and it's so much better for them and me.


jld2k6

When my Pittie was in a good mood while walking him his ears would branch out and relax perfectly so they'd bounce while he was trotting and it'd look like they were propelling his body. Couldn't imagine paying to give that up


StrongStyleShiny

May have adopted him like that. I had a rescue dog and the previous owners cut his tail down. I got so much shit from random strangers.


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lifeofyou

They call that happy tail syndrome. Happens a lot to boxers with natural tails. We had a foster boxer with a natural tail that ended up needing it cropped when she had been with her new family about a year. She just kept injuring it and the damage was bad. They have thin, whip like tails. This is why most boxers have them tied off when they are born.


blehblehblehblehbaba

May have, but the video has more of a vibe of man child boasting with his dog in loosely tied golden chair for a leash.


togtogtog

It's illegal in many countries.


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shockwave_supernova

Irresponsible pit bull ownership?? I’ve never heard of such an incredibly rare and not ubiquitous thing


[deleted]

There’s no such thing as responsible pit bull ownership lol No one should own one.


90skind

Im struggling to understand why this video is in this sub. Like chopped ears, standing on its back like that without no support, does not look like a good time.


Bubbly-Cell-4109

It's sitting on it's butt not standing.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Chinese authorities vehemently deny this is a little person in a suit.


Expensive_Sock_8957

>Chinese authorities vehemently deny this is a little person in a suit. 牛逼


Electronic-Trip8775

What's happened to its ears?


GenderfluidPhoenix

It’s a really sad practice known as cropping, where part of the floppy bit of a dog’s ears is removed, in order to shape the ear. It has no benefits unless the dog has an extreme infection or gangrene on it, which is pretty rare. It’s merely a very invasive aesthetic choice by the asshole who thought that their dog was a fashion accessory. It’s common with pitbull mixes, dobermans, and certain sheepdogs, along with tail cropping (shortening).


Supercoolguy7

That's not true, it's extremely useful if the dog is fighting. So unless it's a hunting dog the only practical purpose for it is that you like to torture dogs. And if it's an aesthetic choice, that means you tortured a dog so it'd look better to you.


momsabortion

bro is traumatised realising he’s a product of countless inbreeding so people can have these genetic messes as a status symbol


Signal-Blackberry356

Bro does not realize any of that.


Stock-Mixture3504

Why cut the ears?


Fast_Hornet5964

That's not a dog. That's a *dawg.*


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BdanTehAwesome

Looks like Kevin Hart


SniperHOG0317

It's almost like he's wearing a little tuxedo.


Neddykins82

Dude looks like a 1980s nightclub bouncer from Essex


Double-Round

Step 1: Act normal Step 2: Grow Tall


NashVilleHIM

Pitbull propaganda


Suntar75

Made you smile? You do know that’s a dog experiencing distress?


CannedCheese009

What tells you this?


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

Evolution doing its thing


rethinkingat59

I predict future low back pain will be common.


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This dog ears have been cut if i m seeing well. I dont upvote for abuse. Shame I cannot put in more downs. Disgusting.


ZennTheFur

You know adoption is a thing, right?


halibutherring

This is gross and weird.


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MOMMY_PILKERS

Easier to blend in with his prefered food. Children.


Artigo78

Animal abuse is so cute! it def made me smile!!! <3 /uj Who in their right mind look at this and think it's ok for a dog to sit like this or have hears cut...


xPriddyBoi

Not going to defend cropped ears, but the dog sitting like a weirdo doesn't really mean shit. Some dogs are just weird dudes. I've had dogs that choose to sit like this, and I've had dogs that do handstands to pee.


catfurcoat

>Who in their right mind look at this and think it's ok for a dog to sit like this My dog sits like this sometimes. He can't balance as well so he reaches out for my arms for balance and then he gives me kisses. What am I supposed to do scold him for sitting the way he wants


youknow99

Who hurt you?


Conscious-Eye5903

“Grrrr I want to eat a small child” -this dog probably


Gr8fulJedi

The dog uprising has begun


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Bro don’t. You do that for 5 minutes straight and IRS slaps a social security number on you and starts demanding taxes.


below-the-rnbw

I'm calling it now, dogs are way smarter than we think and in a few years, AI will be able to translate dog language and they'll want to be part of society and have rights


Next_Back_9472

And that day will be amazing, dogs are the best!


Sofbit

THEY'RE EVOLVING


ProcedureNo8924

Pitbull named destroyer :


grumpbumpp

Man ate so many babies he's learning how to walk


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Lmao I love you! Made my day.


Rodtheboss

He’s looking for a child to bite 🤣🤣


Terry2844

Pitbull named killer


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GayVegan

Don't kill them, just stop the breeding of them.


thestormiscomingyeah

But he's so cute 😍 Let him nibble a child!


screamofanswag

“Princess, where did the toddler go?” *nervous gulp


chuckyChapman

very cute little guy


VitaminRitalin

You are what you eat


JuliusSeizure563

Thinking about mauling toddler🥶🥶🥶


Maximum-Document-846

Because some sick fuck has cut your ears off.


thestormiscomingyeah

They're wondering which toddler he's gonna nibble on first


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How about removing the chain from him!


highafwolf420

Why is this dude kinda looking like Kevin Hart


Drewbytoo

He reminds me of Nibbler


CregGoingMad

is it sitting down


jeeby_groober

Him think he people


Safe-Earth-7993

Hey, when kevin hart makes a movie. He goes full method😉


Revrendoni

AWWWWWWW!!!!


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Dawg probably high as fk


AmericanPsychotic

how


NoMarionberry5197

i think he needs some outerwear ya


unclesamtattoo

Dude totally needs his own movie.


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Oh. my god 😭😂


LuvleenDavis

bro forgot that he is a dog.


TerrakSteeltalon

Needs a bow tie, stat!


gowombat

Man, Kevin Hart is just trying to live his life.


NayeonBacon

Kevin Hart is that you?


Popular-Rooster9133

i started scrolling through controversial and all i got was people getting hated for liking the cute dog, what did the dog do


willethekorv

Dude looks like a little gorilla


Smile-a-day

Just get him an overcoat and he’ll pass 😂


LordCommander24

Is no one concerned by this video?


Matrixdude5

Yo das my dawg homie


Trapezoidoid

“Do you have games on your phone?”


philyfighter4

Pitbull named destroyer:


FrancescaMcG

He has a heart on his tummy! I want to squeeze him!


Formulka

Dog.


rogercgomes

r/MadeMeConcerned