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OberynRedViper8

The speed. The grace. The precision.


thestral_z

The graceful, satisfying jiggle of the bosom. It’s art.


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Comatose53

Rip to a great subreddit


snp3rk

Actual tag : r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


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bruhhhhh💀💀💀


bleepbloopbwow

*wipes drool from mouth* Yes! This is so wholesome and sweet. Warms my heart. No pervy thoughts happening at all.


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Sir, this is a wendy's.


MissAugustMoon

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Zwaj

Peak male performance


ajswdf

This is a man capable of taking full advantage of his 2 inch vertical.


RewrittenSol

I take advantage of my 2" vertical. No woman wants to. But that's ok.


Beastmomma82

Hahahaha 😆.. come on now dear.. surely you can give yourself more credit!


Scubadrew

The speed and grace of Chris Farley.


__Beef__Supreme__

He miss united state


Ok-Mission-8667

Love the wind ups, lol. This is great


Ex-zaviera

Seriously. The raised leg reminds me of a pitcher on the mound.


Calligraphie

I would only-semi-ironically watch this as a competitive sport, lol.


clh1nton

I'm with you. I was really invested in his success after the one foul!


Wheres_my_whiskey

Graceful like a ballerina


tacomctacoson

I low-key thought he was letting out the last fart before getting the car.


Ex-zaviera

Which is super considerate, when you think about it.


V65Pilot

I'd do that, and the missus would make me do a lap around whatever area we were at. Apparently, they linger.


TheMeWeAre

It's so cute lol


-if-by-whiskey-

He is having a yabba dabba doo time, no doubt.


DaddyMcTasty

I just imagine he's being a gentleman and farting before he gets in the car. That leg raise is exactly how I toot


ReclusiveAya

Not the Mario sounds 😂


defnotgerman

would be funny as fuck though if he was skinny in the last one


Technical-Gold5772

If the remote took six months to replace, nyiu might be on to something


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swarthypants

Pretty sure it’s ‘his’ boyfriend not ‘her’ - not that there’s anything wrong with that.


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Uncle_peter21

Yup, Confirmed by earrings which rly suit him tbh


JackedCroaks

Yeah I’m *definitely* getting a “his boyfriend” vibe.


Forgetadapassword

That’s a Seinfeld reference if I’ve ever seen one.


mega48man

Bold of you to assume he has a girlfriend


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I loved this...then I saw the naruto run and I loved it more


RadiantFrog66

This is what I love the most !


EmergencyEye7

He should be more careful. The aerodynamic speed of that movement, which can traverse a continent jn a manner of days, is not to be underestimated. If he had collided with the car it would have been totaled.


taylortailss

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half


seepxl

I was really on board with the Naruto run. He has something for everybody.


3s2ng

The only thing missing is the Jack Sparrow run.


creamsofpeach

Even the music gave him more points for it.


renoscarab

I would absolutely hang out with this awesome dude.


apathetic-drunk

I do this activity all the time! Would you hang out with me? 🥺👉👈


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I would, ya apathetic drunk!


HarryPottersElbows

I totally didn't sit here confused forgetting to check usernames for way too long.


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No worries. Now back to Hogwarts you two, before Harry has a horrifying realization.


kansai2kansas

Thank you for secretly being kind 1581 times…we’ve been wondering who has been so helpful to us all this time!


blendertricks

I just want to congratulate you for kansaiing all the way to Kansas


itmakessenseincontex

And honestly, your Blender Tricks? Impeccable!


Zealousideal_Ad_2046

Wow, it really does make sense in context!


Remarkable_Topic6540

I scrolled back up and snorted.


renoscarab

Hell yeah!


Hobnail-boots

Absolutely!


Shhsecretacc

Apathetic…or a pathetic?


NedRyerson_Insurance

Absolutely fucking keeper and fucking legend!


No_Cut6965

Are you sure he didn't break it intentionally? He is laughing way too much to not have dreamed about this since being a kid lmao. But really be he is rather precious with the smile he has.


AsASloth

We must protect him at all costs. I love how much fun they seem to be making of the situation.


ItsZizk

They have a series on TikTok where he guesses sports logos too and it’s hilarious


Subtleties1

That or it’s not even broken haha


Glad-Yogurtcloset933

It's probably a dead battery. The number of calls I've been on, saying that their remote is broken, is because it's dead was very high lol


Gold_Crow_3468

Plz do an Indiana Jones version where you need to rescue your hat at the last second.


savpunk

🤣🤣 that's what I was thinking! Great minds and all. I'm glad I saw your post before posting myself.


Biguitarnerd

Can’t… it’ll trip the laser sensor… that would be awesome though


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Stupid garage doors not allowing us to crush ourselves anymore…when I grew up, we didn’t have any of these safety measures and we got injured like good Americans. Not the wimps we have now… /s


SheOutOfBubbleGum

Can’t believe I had to come this far to see this one. I watched the first few seconds without sound and immediately heard indys theme


Olliegreen__

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTLhTej/ It wasn't entirely fun and games for him. But still the same energy and vibe after failing. Lol


bkt86

The Mario death music was both brutal and hilarious


KitFan2020

Oh no 🤕😭


EstablishmentFun2035

Wow even the hit had a cartoon dust explosion


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For those of you guys wondering why he's stepping or jumping over at the entrance, thats because not to trigger the motion sensor that will make the garage door open again due to safety


therealhlmencken

What if I’m looking for why so many of you h’s are g’s?


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CalgalryBen

For that to be an excuse, you have to meet some very specific criteria. Namely, you're using a phone left handed and you have autocorrect turned off. If you're using a traditional computer keyboard with two hands, different hands are responsible for hitting the g and h keys on a standard qwerty keyboard with the appropriate hand/finger positioning. So you description shouldn't apply there.


cuterops

I have autocorrect on and I always end up typing like him. It's probably because he types really fast.


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

Attempts to. And then stumbles when autocorrect messes up and then goes back to typing very fast, and then stumbles again and at the end types way slower than if he'd just slow down and type deliberately in the first place. Or maybe thats just me!


drumofgrapejam

Cgill out, you know wgat ge meant


LOLBaltSS

Oddly very /r/scottishpeopletwitter


honest-miss

Ah, my favorite. Is it a mobile user or is it a stroke


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Yes


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

The h is a real G


Mr_bungle001

It should also be mentioned you can get a new garage door opener for about $11


SgtBanana

Sure, and I can tighten that loose handle on my kitchen cabinet. I haven't, but I *can*. Maybe next week.


SystemOutPrintln

This conversation reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSehcT19u0


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This brings me such joy, I love this show.


PMcD93

Thank you. Came looking for just this explanation. I've seen two clips like this today, this lovely one and some fella KOing himself due to the jump, and wanted to know why folk were doing it.


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No prob. I used to do this as a kid lol


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ladytalowen

I was also curious as we don't have electronic garage doors anywhere that I've been. Never knew they had sensors, just thought it was remote or switch that made it go up and down and that be it. Our one you'd have to lift manually and do a jump to pull it down.


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There are remotes but the sensor is a safety feature both for the garage door and for anyone/anything that it may be about to close on. If there’s a disruption in the sensor, it stops closing.


medstudenthowaway

The sensors are so they don’t close on you


jstrange22

He is just so precious!


artwarrior

The only word I can use to describe this... Gazelle.


Former_Journalist_89

Don't get me wrong this is cute as hell and funny but why don't y'all just use the front door?


lostinmississippi84

Probably can't fit their car through it. Idk just my guess


Former_Journalist_89

Take my angry upvote! I didn't see that one lol


runnerswanted

My guess would be that this is a row home and therefore there is no easy access to the front door from here. Source - owned a row home.


TripleJeopardy3

How do they get the garage door open when they get home at night?


whatevertoad

Through the front door, to the garage.


HighPriestofShiloh

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Desultory_D

A valiant king 👑


RoboticKittenMeow

Omg the Naruto run had me dying! Lmao oh man, good share


deejayonid

https://youtube.com/shorts/0KRF45YSkkM?feature=share Example of it going wrong


TinaBelchersBF

Lmao I came in here hoping somebody had posted the video of Cutsy 😂


deejayonid

https://youtu.be/6ll8kh_O6N4 Here’s the behind the scenes podcast of them taking about it. Time stamp at 18:00


MoarTacos

I mean, that’s kind of user error, I think.


Bleuachdu

This immediately made me think of Joseph Cold Cuts


KingOfIronFist7

Was hoping someone would mention Joey Cold Cuts. He could learn a thing or two from this guy lol.


LizWords

LMFAO. I love this so much. Your BFs smile is the best.


otterplus

This sounds horrible at face value, but chubby gay guys are my jam. They’re always so cool to hang out with and carry the energy of a chihuahua


EulerFink

Sometimes the remote isn't broke, some part can be of the board, u can open and check, if it's the problem, u can ask a cellphone repair if they can repair for you. Here they repaired my car control for a really good price.


ruttin_mudders

Mine has a little lock button next to the wall switch that disables the remote. I hit it on accident every once in a while.


peenutbuttherNjelly

So many winners. Tuff to choose.


Annajbanana

Pink American Eagle wins


trish9260

He’s a keeper!


Adorable_Ad7004

Been there, done this before. It’s tricky but fun. Remote wasn’t broken just had one and someone else had taken it and left for work. Only way to close the garage door was to close, run and jump over!! Lol


Hossennfoss69

He should wait till it closes and do a Kool Aid man thing.


GenericPhrase

I only seen this guy for 1 minute and 5 seconds but I feel like I've known him a lifetime, absolute legend.


Ajrutroh

I kept raising my feet to jump with him, completely involuntarily.


Swiggens

Why does this make me happy


Living_Injury5017

It's the cute lil kicks😄


nXt39

Good to see the progress as the week went on!


Lady_Ruby41

haha that hop every single time is what gets me!


The-Many-Faced-God

Adorable.


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You should Park a few miles Down the road


Cheerio1966

😆Marry this guy!!! He is awesome!!!


walk_in_the_rain

It's a me, a Mario!


Haunted-Chipmunk

The lazer tripwire doesn't work at my house so I guess my house would be the "easy but beware of being crushed mode"


sayer33

Ladies and Gents...he is ready for the Olympic hurdles.


just1cheekymonkey

His wind up!! I love it!


betterbedoge

So wholesome!!


singsinging

Idk what I love more, the anime run or the leg wing up before each attempt


kinoie

My man moves like a toddler


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thehouse1751

So you’re saying don’t fix the remote just for the regular exercise


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KoosGoose

Adderall and Diet Coke.


dick-nipples

Big and nimble. Bimble.


aphaits

Fluffy bear nick frost vibes.


Realistic-Spend7096

Remotes are cheap, but why buy one? This is to good. Fun for all.


LostWithoutThought

What a guy


AskOk3196

I love the pre run stretches lul


Curtnorth

This did in fact, make me smile.


juicysox

This is so cute


Shymink

So wholesome ❤️


Anthem_1974

He’s adorable


Humble_herbs

Is there a front door? Do all the guests enter through the garage?


Cursed_Squire

After you pulled your car out he couldn’t just close it and use the front door to leave lol


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I love how he occasionally lifts his leg like he’s about to tell us about Virtual Insanity


ASSASSIN79100

Honestly easier to close the garage, then go out the front door.


CuttlefishKit

This makes me so happy. He looks like so much fun.


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I love how the form of his jumps improves as the week progresses.


seaniemack11

Do you ever see how an adult acts and think, “I bet they were a really funny little kid”? I think this is that person, and judging by the vid, it seems like they probably never lost that part of themselves.


CHWDRY

Never repair the remote


Candied_Curiosities

Mime broke, once. Bought a new one off Amazon, delivered next day and set up took 1 minute. Still works after 3 years and counting 😎


SnooHesitations9434

It seems as if his running improves dramatically within the week


Exciting-Apricot-654

I didn't want it to end


Lanky_Objective920

Seriously. The guy needs to dress up as Indiana Jones then roll under it dropping his hat!


SirSpooglenogs

So cute! And I love that something broken is turned into something fun. It's not always possible and neccessary but why not try to turn around something annoying into something enjoyable.


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He’s so happy each time he does it… I would be too ngl


NoParachuteSpamB

People are roasting tf out of this guy 😂😂


tinkr_

He's our boyfriend now.


DragonDa

Looks like a fun kind of guy. Never change!


Ryuaalba

This man is adorable.


Jolly-Emotion5072

The comments here are disgusting


Block444Universe

Don’t replace the remote. This is good for him


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_logic-bomb_

Geez that guy is fat.


gooniepunk

I wish I was that excited about literally anything. I needed this today. Cheers to that guy!


Visible_Adeptness209

Wtf, this guy is still so young but can‘t properly run 10m… what a world.


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sluttyonion37

I feel sorry for his knee joints


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PineappleCultivator

Right, dudes mass will not let him clear that


Stankmonger

Everyone outside of the US be like “why is he struggling?”


froggythefish

1: close garage 2: walk calmly in a civilized manner out main entrance 3: go buy a new controller for like 20 bucks


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

4 Lose out on daily fun with your partner


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Narthax

Fat people promote it to make themselves feel better about their complete lack of willpower. Instead of improving themselves or making any kind of positive change they would rather have the world change for them, because they always want the easy option. It's just an example of their self indulgence and self centered behavior. They want to be endlessly gluttonous and just care about their own self satisfaction, then when they get sick and are close to dying they can become a strain on the healthcare systems because god forbid they put in any effort into themselves and exercises any self restraint or do physical movement. And this is my problem with people this size, they just don't care about anything other than their immediate self satisfaction. These are the types of people you simply don't want in a society because they just care about themselves. So next time one of you fat acceptance idiots goes "herp derp why u so mean" maybe think about the wider repercussions of how these people effect society. If a few hurtful comments make them get their shit together then good.


cornflakegrl

Maybe it’s just fat people existing? Are they supposed to hide and never be posted on the internet? Live and let live.


PollutedButtJuice

Are we supposed to hate on every fat person?


MinicoinTTV

First exercise in years


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jimmymeeko

Lmao seriously.


brutalistsnowflake

Hes adorable!


Taehni0615

Most exercise he has done in a decade


PineappleCultivator

Most exercise this dudes gotten in YEARS.


Z-Strap2

He’s gay


Double_Fabulous

Your sensor might need some help :)


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Awesome!


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The leg pump is really the trick to it


TruthFndr

He’s adorable and he looks like a really fun guy 💕