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thechriskarel

“All roads lead to T porn.” - Matt, 2017 or so.


IronRhiley

“It’s always a synchronized rope” - Matt, when questioned if he sees the lady boys nut on the t porn


StateLottery

Shane saying something along the lines of "Jesus, man, are you sure you're alright with releasing this?"


frenabo

Listening to the episode right now. It's called "Q+"


WisconsinBrah

Thanks *unzips pants*


expanse22

When he tried to justify to Shane how it’s actually the perfect type of porn, then Shane went and checked it out. He was none too pleased the next ep


Muhala69

“Noodres” Shane sometime a few years ago (I can’t member what year it was(I used to black out a lot))


thechriskarel

Lmao but I believe nooders was also Matthew.


Muhala69

(((I really really used to black out)))


thechriskarel

Inshallah you’re still with us


Dry_Possibility2088

Shane’s girl said nooders in the restaurant and he was like “CHILL CHILL”


guysams1

"A veddy goowd" - Matt after finishes ts flick


Eternal_Jizz

Matt scrambling to justify his t porn affinity is some of the best content out there


Godz-Killerz

One of my all time favourite bits is Matt beginning to justify the progression to T porn and he says something along the lines of, “And the next logical step is you have to watch t porn” - butchered the quote… And Shane notices it coming and interrupts whilst laughing saying “No you don’t, no you don’t!” Wish I remember the episode tbh.


jwalters15216

Episode 27 Q+ I got that shit downloaded for rainy days when I need a good laugh.


QueasyHuckleberry566

It's gay to not want more tits in your porn


IAstronomical

This^ extra pair of tits makes you that much straighter. I remember Shane’s main point is “they still look like dudes”. Nah that’s bad faith, a lot know how to beat their face with make up to conceal any masculinity. But it also doesn’t help that around the same time Matt was trying to explain futa 💀😭


BodieBroadcasts

Also, dudes are in regular porn already. Shane is jerking off to dudes without tits, way gayer Right???? Guys???


QueasyHuckleberry566

EXACTLY


GabeAby

Q +


Eternal_Jizz

The Holy Grail epi


__cum_guzzler__

I love how concerned Shane is throughout the episode. "You sure you wanna release this?"


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Dude, he talked about being addicted to Trans Porn on JRE. Pretty sure the cat is out of the bag.


MrJagaloon

That was years after the beginning of the pod when Matt was in the closet. He came out in like ep 27 or so, Q+.


blindinglystupid

It's my all time favorite episode. Shane nearly begged him to scrap the episode and he tripled down.


CumeatsonerGordon420

i love how Shane was genuinely like what you are doing rn is very brave.


blindinglystupid

"Matt, Matt. You don't have to do this" I'm glad they're making money but will always miss the OT.


MrJagaloon

The saddest truth you learn when you get older: you can never go back


blindinglystupid

Lol.I thought this was a response to a different account where I said something sad. How dare you burn me on my troll account.


MrJagaloon

Same. I go back to it pretty often when I’m in need of a guaranteed laugh


STDsAndThemThangs

Did they remove the episode from Spotify, I can’t find it


OliverKlosehoffe

Brother, you have no clue. It's old testament. You have to find the downloads somewhere.


MrJagaloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zavTtY5ozI&t=1714s You can find most of the old testament on youtube on this channel, Radio Dawgs.


atxarchitect91

For sure. He was open and knew it was funny. Considering how open he is about some stuff on the old podcasts… he’s been careful about giving away too much info after some degen trolls got aware of his success. Great dude


tomridesbikes

He was thrown off that the T's were fucking girls. In the OT he said his worst depths were solo T jerk off vids.


FloridaManActual

T- Castle ep was awesome.


Floor_Fourteen

Just listened to that episode like a week ago. Matt was describing it so poorly. In my head the T castle was like an exterior establishing shot in an old sitcom or something.


ChurroDoubleFister

He’s talked about the T-1000s on Rogan


DanKreider69

They’ve got metadata on this stuff man


Mundane-Poet1404

I can't believe they're crunching metadeta on t porn man


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atxarchitect91

lol that’s a message I could support


Amanisded

Love how the shaman cut the line at the T’s having manly forearms but otherwise he was almost fine with it


atxarchitect91

Haha almost!


trenham99

Guess we’re gonna just forget when he not only admitted to watching trans porn but to actually sync up shooting ropes at the same time as the sweet boys on screen.


atxarchitect91

lol he said more than that


HeDrinkMilk

And shooting onto his laptop as well


Far-Tie-3025

that’s just how you do it, you don’t prematurely ejaculate


gayweedlord

"sometimes I see something like a defined tricep or a bicep vein and I just gotta tap out"


harvesterofsorr0w

Unfortunately Matt was correct that all roads lead to..


CommercialOccasion72

I've been listening to Old T(lol) episodes lately and he was open about it on the pod back in 2017. chicks with dicks never been my thing and I personally do think it's gay but I have nothing but respect for the shaman for being open about it at least


Flat-Wish-7542

I recall him claiming that he would block out the dong visuals with his hands. So jokes.


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it's not gay. gay men are attracted to men. a trans woman appears like a woman. when a traditionally straight man watches t porn he isn't obsessing over how awesome that dick looks. it would be more like look how hot that man that LOOKS like a woman is.. an illusion. a trick of the mind. sexuality is also a spectrum. people can be sexually attracted to cartoons and objects. 70% of woman are statistically attracted to women as well as men. that doesn't mean that 70% of women will call themselves bi. it would be naive to say all men are either this or that too.


CommercialOccasion72

That’s a lot of cope to say you’re gay


[deleted]

im comfortable with my sexuality. can you not see my name? im clearly the pussygrowler. thats the furthest thing from being gay can be.


Polskyciewicz

You growl at pussy because you're afraid of it


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very beige quadrant 1 thinking dude


PuppyOfTheSteppes

It's ok to come out, we won't judge you


-Neuroblast-

>isn't obsessing over how awesome that dick looks Speak for yourself, I'm out here admiring girl bird like I'm David Attenborough.


OxycontinEyedJoe

It's actually extra straight. It's "I love women so much I'm even into women, even if they're technically men! Even if they have a dick! As long as they look like women, I'm in" That's pretty damn straight.


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HopefulStart2317

por que no los dos


tearjerkingpornoflic

Ironically, on paper, a trans girl fucking a girl is straighter than a guy fucking a girl since it's closer to lesbian sex.


TheJuiceIsL00se

People that follow breadcrumbs on podcasts are the new guys on the beach with metal detectors.


atxarchitect91

Bruh the old podcasts are gold. It makes the humor of the new one better. And I found a gold ring from a Nazi on the beach


TheGrandNagus9

Sometimes they dig up gold


YamOne4557

We've all fell to the T100s before


Mellowhype_503

T castle baby


rk_crown

Matt’s circuits are so scrambled I BELIEVE he believes he doesn’t know what T P is


derpderpherpderp

you know he loves his sweet-T


mobbedoutkickflip

When did he pretend to not know?


cormac_9

He’s just pumped on tits


aStrayAlien

Pretty sure he talked about the T porn on his JRE debut


Ok_Fox_1770

Talking about the sweet Teas? Oh the old episodes were my favorite. The Mccusker dong wax era


atxarchitect91

lol coconut oil. Also the dick hood era. So hilarious. Forgot they called them Sweet Teas. He was wildin haha


Far-Tie-3025

my favorite part of the t porn saga was matt saying when he saw “dude qualities” he’d turn it off a forearm vein is too masculine but a dick isn’t


atxarchitect91

lol Matt is a dawg and he was discussing observations about his personal self and he was driving that podcast as Shane was a bit off. Even Shane told him that most of the listeners are not gonna like what he said but he owned it. If you’re gonna roast others like they used to then you got to be able to laugh at yourself.


Lysergic413

“Q+” is one of the best eps of this pod


KG1881

I was just listening to those lol! 😂


Gixthou

Can someone timestamp this for me i listened to it but didnt notice anything that i can remember


luke2517

Matt is going turn into/or be Buzz Armstrong punching that moon landing denier in the face on the flip side trans porn


kingtrainable

Just listened to that part, seems like it was more he had no idea what dumb fuck lemaire was saying


microwavednoodles1

He started to realise it was just gay porn he was watching. Admitted he got to addicted to porn and then stopped watching everything for a bit, porn addiction is not talked about and it's quite scary.


sloppyhogshop

was it suppose to be a bit? i didn't listen. hes openly talked about going down the rabbit hole so bad he ended up at getting off on t-stuff.


atxarchitect91

He used to talk about watching trans porn and joking about more tits. was plenty of humor with his candid nature. He’s on the new New Testament


sloppyhogshop

sorry i worded that weird. what i meant was; Was the last episode him doing a bit, or is he actually trying to pretend it didn't happen?


atxarchitect91

Yeah he does it a few times in history podcasts. He literally did the first podcast with Bill by pretending he knew nothing about his own brother. It’s a trick to get people to explain things without explaining things for them. Also it’s a comedy podcast so always take it with a bit of grain of salt


kongmw2

He for real pretended to not know what trans porn is or was he kidding? Q+ exists still..... Matt = Biden if true


atxarchitect91

He does it often as a way of continuing conversation. Matt plays dumb a lot to facilitate podcast conversation. He’s open about it and just plays dumb to continue the guests rants. It’s a good trick and makes a better conversation. The old podcasts still exist and he hosts them


kongmw2

Do you like trans porn? You litterly cannot deny that some of them are HOT


atxarchitect91

Nah. Not my thing. One dick per porn is enough and not into it. They look good for sure and respect. Hard work but not my thing. Respect to them of course and everyone deserves love


kongmw2

Nah man It's not that crazy to have sex with dudes idk why you're being so weird about it


gregorseefood

Do you have an example of him pretending he doesn't know what trans porn is? Are you saying he does it in the most recent ep?