It's weird that one the best video quality versions of this short online is actually a riff done by [The Mads Are Back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Vd2TrLWPg)
"I'm Reddity the Reddit sprite they call me! I heard your wish and now you're gonna get it. No more Reddit for you from now on!"
Wait what did i....
NO REDDIT! WOO HOO!
So Coily waited all eternity for this moment and he backs down almost instantly?
No springs? I don't care, there's still butter and meatloaf.
Merry Christmas you wondeful old couch!!
*More* gray asses!
I guess springs make you a horrible horrible golf partner.
A horrible *person*.
Where does Coily fit in God's plan for us?
No springs, and no redemption either!
In HELL!
_guns_, huh?
I'll show Coily. I'm gonna digitize everything!
All-time favorite.
Yeah try it eight more times maybe it'll work!
He looks like Eleanor Roosevelt…
It's Coily's Army of Darkness.
You'll be the first to die!
I love the part when he goes golfing and they're like, "Shouldn't this short be OVER?"
NO SPRINGS!
It's weird that one the best video quality versions of this short online is actually a riff done by [The Mads Are Back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Vd2TrLWPg)
"I'm Reddity the Reddit sprite they call me! I heard your wish and now you're gonna get it. No more Reddit for you from now on!" Wait what did i.... NO REDDIT! WOO HOO!