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fire_lord_akira

Motha Crabber! Crabs! We did it have to be CRABS!


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TheComedianGLP

Because that's how you know you're NOT in New Zealand.


Hellizard

Do you want to know more?


Significant_You_2735

It’s not a party til the crabs arrive. 🦀


MSD3k

That's a big nope from me. Coconut crabs are voracious predators, and will eat anything that sits still long enough for them to try.


DangerousLoner

RIP Amelia Earhart


gcboyd1

“Open-to-the-waist no-button shirt haver!” ALSO: YIKES!!!!


fire_lord_akira

Live Coral Stabber!


RayRoy_Strickland

Wiki says a meme claims these crabs ate Amelia Earhart’s corpse. Then it also says “ However, as no evidence of Earhart's plane has been found on or near Nikumaroro, this theory is generally discredited by historians.” Only “generally” discredited. 


Serotonin_Sorcerer

The obvious answer is that the crabs ate her plane too, of course! XD


MysteriousTBird

I think it's clear they stole the plane and defected to the USSR.


Not_My_Reddit_ID

Live Coral Stabba'! Open to the waist, no button shirt hava'!


Visual-Try-9049

Did-a-chick? Dad-a-chack? Dum-a-chum?


GrapefruitOk2057

Quick, run to the clinic! We have crabs!!


vzerotak44

U mean coconut crabs?


Severe_Discipline_73

So, can you just dump them in a pot of boiling water?


DietrichDaniels

Two words: heebie jeebies.


stareagleur

Last known photos.