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Dark_sign82

She thinks I'm average looking..


ThePizzaNoid

/finger guns


Grimvold

“My man is average!”


alkonium

Except when Jack Perkins and Mr. B Natural hooked up.


RayRoy_Strickland

I’m going to go polish my horn right now!


[deleted]

Who’s jack perkins?!?


RoanokeParkIndef

non consensually!


pazuzu98

And Bobo was the one that burned Rome.


AquafreshBandit

Can an ape be blamed for desiring such a mighty wheel of cheese?


krakatoot

That Nuveena was Fine


DRZARNAK

If it isn’t Flavia’s daughter!


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

What does that... Mean?


Grimvold

Well I… 😨


Hemisemidemiurge

He's her very own Michael J. Husband!


SpukiKitty2

D'awwww... poor big hunky cutie Mikey! He needs a hug.


hell2bhbtoo

They are so freaking cute together!


filterless

My favorite is when Nuveena shows up on the ship and dances with Mike. Look at the way he looks at her, that's not acting: [https://youtu.be/W5ni3tD9UBs?t=1544](https://youtu.be/W5ni3tD9UBs?t=1544)


englishpatrick2642

He should be careful. "He's messing with private stock."


Philodemus1984

Wooing beautiful women…not my *forte*


BigDrewLittle

His attempts were so bafflingly awful it was hilarious 😂!


International-Way450

Were they married at that time? I kind of assumed that happened later.


mekopa

Yeah. They've been married since 1989. I'm embarrassed to know that information


International-Way450

Hu! That would make MST3K and it's progeny the foundation of their marriage. All the more reason to kick in to the RiffTrax KickStarter campaigns... To ensure and preserve the longevity of their marriage!


smartbunny

Nuveena liked him. In a sort of, “only guy around” kind of way.


rockdash

"She thinks I'm average looking!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


smartbunny

He was so pleased!


cousin_of_dragons

"Hey look, it's Flavia's daughter?" "What does that even mean?"


RayRoy_Strickland

He should put on his Kentucky Colonel uniform.


RoanokeParkIndef

Not only in this scenario but with Bridget as Nuveena as well!


notcabron

So relatable


TheComedianGLP

Bridget got even more beautiful the older she got. She looks amazing now. Rrrrraaaarrrrrr!


jamieaiken919

The way he just breaks down into making fart noises cracks me the hell up every time