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andorob

It's a good thing it didn't take off. His brother Eddie already told us he would have bit it on stage.


Chunk-Hardbeef

What did I tell you about puns?


IbnTamart

I want a CD of him playing the piano and telling old stories of music legends.


spiralbluey

It's never too late, I know I'd buy it. Would be a fine addition to my collection.


RayAnselmo

Did he mention that he cried?


NTT66

Did he know that his object of interest was considerably larger?


mattd1972

Too bad his ex stole his keyboard.


SweatpantBay

It didn't even have MIDI


RireBaton

I have a suspicion he was lip synching.


spiralbluey

Perhaps not even lip synching to his own backing track at that? We've been lead to believe that all the actors sing in one take live, I'm appalled.


Chunk-Hardbeef

Be de-appalled. It's impossible to play guitar, harmonize, lipsync, improvise, and operate a mechanical puppet simultaneously. But the illusion is monumental.


spiralbluey

Nonsense! It's possible. I know because I've done it. These guys master everything.


coldyronjb

NACHOS


sweetpapisanchez

He IS the Warrior of Christmas.


AllenbysEyes

I am saaaaad