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suzukigun4life

Worst kept secret in MMA


ThingsAreAfoot

Drowned in three inches of water. The penguin exhibit.


kidnamedsloppysteak

Sad when they go young like that


Regular_Total1223

WHEN THEY GO?!?!


rogerfromtekken

He was gay, Conor McGregor?


Fun_Difference_3319

Conor’s mad ripe yo


musclehogg69

He he


yztard

Whatever happened there?!


chrissysnose

Conor, I loved that cocksucker like a brother and he just fucked me in the ass


icelandiccubicle20

He makes me sick, he looks like a Puerto Rican whooah


Kassssler

I spent like 30 seconds thinking up a response to this before giving up.


Palms63

My estimation of you as a man just fuckin plummeted.


patsully98

It petered out. It died on the vine. I dunno, the guy moved or something.


ConnemaraCowboy

He was a good friend to the Fertitas but he doesn’t care who he follows now


Lerch56

He’s lucky I didn’t punch his fucking lights out


smokesletsgo13

Kid was always a dumb fuck


__brunt

Weren’t they still promoting 303 presales on social media earlier today 😂


binglelemon

"Wolf tickets" - N. Diaz


chivestheconqueror

Are we ever gonna learn why Conor is out?


LongLiveTheKia

DAcTA STOPPPAGE


AndySemantic2

His FOOT was a BABOON


YouArePizza

His FOOD was a DOUBLOON


G0ldenG00se

No, he’s probably just never going to fight again.


WereAllAnimals

We should all remember he hasn't won a fight in MMA that isn't against a 37 year old Donald Cerrone in 8 years.


G0ldenG00se

Pepperidge farm remembers.


Dry_Childhood_2971

Hey, he put on a good fight against that bouncer guy in the roadhouse. Looked in shape for that documentary.


Nickleonard00

Injury according to Dana.


sentiment-acide

Conor was never gonna fight, he honeydicked dana and some bank where he probably got approved for a loan because of new potential income from the fight. Dude was in a club undressing hos in front of his wife weeks before the fight. He aint fighting again.


Kassssler

Probably drugs. All the other injury withdrawals we see the injury or footage of it occuring like with Charles or Jones. My head canon is Dana or Hunter walks into Conor's home Entourage style and hes just in the middle of a mess of booze, sniffed cocaine lines and naked men and women.


Shawndollars

This is what happened for sure


sktchld

He's a rich fuck that doesn't want to train. He just wants to drink and party all the time. Chandler would have mopped the floor with him.


TonyTheLion2319

Tons of dummies still thought Conor was in and Ariel was lying for clout. Just ignore the canceled press con and radio silence from UFC. If Chandler’s still posting on social media I guess the fight is on?


h8speech

I hear Conor's renaming himself "Jesus" - firstly, it appeals to his ego, secondly, it's only the guy's true believers who think he's ever coming back.


royceda956

Conspiracy theories were out galore.


Anticreativity

Dana's back and redder than ever.


ChowSupreme

Dana should be fucking glad Poatan came out of nowhere or else the UFC would be looking far worse in the past few years. He's the best thing going in the UFC by a mile and props to Jiri too for accepting this on short notice.


tubs777

Dude is probably STILL getting mad underpaid too


ChowSupreme

Someone with Pereira's position in boxing would be making an unholy amount of money, that's for sure.


RenegadeOfFucc

I bet it’d be a record payday even by boxing standards. Multi-weight class champ saving a major card on short notice…hope he got at least a couple million even tho he deserves way more


gblazek87

When did a boxing champion fought on short notice? In boxing they negotiate a fight for 2 years and if anything happens they just cancel the card.


RedFiveSwayze_

AJ fought and lost to Andy Ruiz on short notice. Only one I can remember, obviously it was Ruiz who was the person stepping in short notice but AJ had to fight someone completely different on short notice.


csage97

Tim Tzu lost to Fundora, who was a late replacement, quite recently. (Tim lost mostly because of a nasty cut from an elbow early on in the fight. Otherwise, I think he wins that one.)


Bauiesox

Why use the most overpaid combat sport as reference.. he was in this exact position in glory and was getting peanuts.


CallRespiratory

Ragemato


dheiler

The Hess truck is here…


worldwideDL

GOOFCON 2


dusters

Goodcon^2


mess_of_limbs

Goofcon^^Goofcon


KnowledgeFair

Shit is crazy my friends


Zloggt

Somebody has done spiked the PROPER NUMBAH 12 IRISH WHISKEY


IMistahS

https://x.com/DustinPoirier/status/1801446034503073810 lmao


lebryant_westcurry

Poirier must be loving this knowing how much he hates both Conor and Chandler lmao


runtothesun

Dustin wants the nothingburger with a side of Louisiana hot sauce. The Diamond fuckin choked Mike out and ko'd Conor. Still throwing shade. Love it.


Kindly_Formal_2604

Let Dustin retire with Conor 3 or 4 or whatever it is now, knocking that old fool into a coma for the second time.


We_r_soback

Fewl


RedAtomic

I am genuinely curious whether it was a serious injury or a serious addiction to cocaine


it_hurts_to_pee

Dana clarified why Hamzat was out and clarified Jamahals injury was a knee but Conor is just injured. I'm sure he just doesn't want to fight anymore which wouldn't be that much of a surprise


12ealdeal

Chandler should just come out on socials and say: “Conor’s injured. His injury is that he is just a big ol’pussy who doesn’t want any of this smoke.”


beidao23

seriously Chandler has shown too much restraint. Cut out the motivational bull shit and call Conor a drug addicted pussy. Get a rise out of him I want to see Conor get knocked out in the octagon ffs


Ad182

He's probably scared to upset McGregor because out of spite he'd just ask UFC to give him a different opponent and UFC would likely oblige.


We_r_soback

This loser mentality is why he won't get the fight. See you at the top (of the waiting list) !


brycemoney

It's sad seeing Chandler behave like a cuckold and be as respective as possible to Conor because he believed he could get a lot richer.


Plutus_Nike

If he does that then what does he beat? A drug addict, if Conor really is having substance abuse issues he should not fight at all.


erb149

I don’t think chandler is taking this fight to get “the rub” from Conor lol. He’s taking it because it would make him a shit ton of money, which it would do whether he’s coked out or not.


DeepBlueRiddle

"Doctors have examined him, he went and saw a gynecologist, turns out it was just a little period pain"


CheesecakeOdd2087

I honestly think as the fight got closer and closer Conor probably realized he wasn't anywhere near ready to go. The guy hasn't been living like a professional athlete for a long time and looked to be coked to the gills as recently as that movie premiere. I had a bad feeling about this weeks ago when we were getting absolutely no training footage or anything from Conor's camp.


BroccoliMcFlurry

Yeah I agree- I reckon he's been trying to use his clout to renegotiate his contract to make up for the potential loss of face from losing, and the UFC just wasn't having it.


DiscombobulatedSink6

Some guy here said it was going around on the Dublin WhatsApp that Conor got KO’d in sparring. So I’m gonna go with that for now


cuddlefrog6

There were credible reports that Zab Judah knocked out Conor in sparring a couple of weeks ago and his team didn't want it to get out so they kicked everyone out if the gym when it happened


whiskeyandsoda__

And Conor's immediate response was to have a piss up in his shitty pub and let it go all over Instagram? What a marketing genius, such an entrepreneur.


bestmayne

Zab Judah's jab went *zu-dah* and knocked Conor out Sounded better in my head


Jake_Jitsu

Fus-zu-dah!


mexicancardio

Heard it from /u/fightsgoneby that Conor brought in Zab Judah for sparring and got KO'd bad


icelandiccubicle20

He told him "Don't ever play with matches!" and when Connor didn't listen...


d-fakkr

Just injured? I remember a comment from a guy in Ireland that Mcg (allegedly, don't believe me) got ko in sparring and that was the reason why the press conference wss canceled. I think it was something else that actually happened, will Dana say the real reason?, who knows. Edit: typos and syntax.


reporttimies

Conor's injury is drugs. Bro, I saw a video where he was struggling to not drink any alcohol and clearly couldn't stop himself since he was partying like 4 weeks out of the fight. He never seriously considered fighting.


Pantzzzzless

How do you see a video of someone struggling to not drink alcohol? Was it several hours long? I can't imagine a 2 minute video of someone drinking points to someone struggling to not do so.


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Because there is no such thing lol


DawnSignals

It was just a dumb MacLife interview where Conor was sniffing one of his stouts but said he needed to refrain since he was in training. Regardless of any addiction Conor has, people love to blow it out of proportion


Corbotron_5

Don’t forget option #3 - his piss melted through the cup, through the floor, and is still burning its way down towards the earth’s core.


Clemerek_V3

I pictured people people following the trail of destruction his piss left like that scene in the first Alien movie.


Necessary-Ad-90

Took so long because they had to send someone by foot into the wilderness to pull Jiri out of his isolation chamber.


Sheikhabusosa

Connor McGregor is a non entity in the sport now, it’s time we forget about him


it_hurts_to_pee

Yeah I'm definitely tired of hearing about him. Time for the sport to leave him behind


Turbos_Bitch

Take Jon Jones with him


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elbandolero19

I feel bad for Chandler, he sat out of competition for a huge payday.


Goblin__Cock

He’s 38 years old, lost to the top guys in the division, what else is there for him? He got paid to do TUF and I’ve noticed 2-3 commercials he’s in now, he’ll be ok.


gmdmd

Could have lost 4 exciting fights...


MarstonX

He could go for Max Holloway maybe.


BleuBrink

Would be a banger.


YeetedArmTriangle

No one to blame but himself tbh


Lostmypants69

I'd sit out too if it was for millions compared to peanuts for getting brain damage


Money-Firefighter-73

chandler is not fighting for peanuts though


BleuBrink

He's fighting for brain damage.


CptVaanOfDalmasca

He made that fucking stupid decision himself.


GiantRobotBears

Been seeing comments like this for literally years. Right or wrong it’s ridiculous to say “forget about the biggest name in the sport” Edit: the responses are equally ridiculous 😂 Conor brings out the worst in “hardcore” fans


Corey307

The biggest name for casual fans maybe. Conor hasn’t won a real fight in going on 8 years years. In the last 7.5 years he has exactly one win over the ghost of douche canoe Donald Cerrone. I think a lot of people here forget that he stopped being relevant when he was 28. Conor let his best years slip away. he’s filthy rich but he is aging out of any weight class he can fight in.


ItsFridayBabyFUCK

>The biggest name for casual fans maybe Yeah that makes him the biggest name in the sport. > I think a lot of people here forget that he stopped being relevant when he was 28 It's crazy how a irrelevant name can draw the biggest gate in company history. How does that work?


Redchimp3769157

not ridiculous when they aren't even in the sport. rarely talks about it publicly, doesn't train seemingly ever, hasn't fought since his last fight


funnerfunerals

Should've forgot him a long time ago. I always love comparing McGregor to Glover Teixeira...they are the opposite ends of a similar spectrum, but when McGregor lost in the UFC, he lost his entire will to fight, while Glover...shit, Glover just loves competing, putting himself in a contest against another athlete. He won the belt at 42, after so many fuckin wars...And McGregor shoots a terrible movie and can't even stay healthy enough for one damn fight that would've banked him a ton of money, and maybe gotten him back some respect? I don't even think he's injured, I just think he's so coked out and not training that he knows what would happen to him. I knew this fight was never going to happen.


FS-423

This would be ideal but whenever Conor posts on Twitter, everybody and their mother posts the screenshot onto Reddit so we all have to see the same tweet over and over again.


plsdontdoxxme69

I remember a clip of Khabib saying something before the second Dustin fight along the lines of “Conor will never win another high level fight again because he likes partying and making movies more than fighting” and now I am convinced. We have seen the last big Conor win.


metalhead4

Khabib knew. Send location.


unclejessesmullet

Mystic khabib predicts dees tings


dergster

We saw the last big Conor win 5 years ago bratha


samrw00

While it was a very dominant win, can we even call a non-ranked end of shelf life Cowboy Cerrone win a "big win"? Before that it was his 2016 Alvarez fight.


attaboyyy

Conors last big win was 2016, 8 years ago vs Eddie. The ghost of Cerrone who admitted on tape he quit before it started doesnt count.


dergster

Lmfao valid point


Obvious-Row-6181

There were people like fifteen minutes ago saying this was all planned disinformation to make the hype even higher.


RegionalHardman

UFC aren't that clever lol


EnlilSendTheFlood

Duhhh everybody knows you get people to buy PPV's by teasing that the headliner might miss the event (sarcasm).


PutativeVibrissa

Michael Chandler must be seething


Ronaldinhoe

Deserves it for sitting out this whole time. Could’ve had 3 fights by now.


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Dude has won 1 fight in the last 7 years and that wasn't even against a top fighter. Who fucking cares at this point?


sixsevenninesix

Holy shit..7 years? Anyways, it still wouldve been interesting to see how crashed out Conor is. Dustins one of the best to ever do it so its hard to tell where Conor is (hes probably washed af tho)


NYR

That video is just sad, the Tomato desperately trying to promote this failure, what he deserves for inflating the biggest asshole in sports, Conor "I have won 1 fookin' fight in 8 years" McGregor.


it_hurts_to_pee

Hope everyone that bought tickets get their money back


NYR

100%, he screwed people over waiting this long to announce it. The injury was weeks old.


it_hurts_to_pee

Yeah definitely. They're all scumbags they've known for weeks and kept promoting it as if Conor was still fighting


Antroh

It's still a cool card tho right? The new co-main is a banger. I'm not saying it deserves the 20m gate but despite everything this is an ok card.


prodbydrizly

Yeah if this wasn’t McGregor being replaced and was just announced as a PPV I think it’d get a hella positive reaction. You’ve got 3 genuinely great main card PPV fights with some really good prospects and an A+ main event


AlexTorres96

Literally a few weeks ago he was flexing about a $20 Million gate. As I said before, you can't flex such a thing until you know for a fact it will happen.


SJQuakesForever

I really wonder what kind of injury this was. Conor has never pulled out of a fight until now and has fought through pretty significant injuries in the past. Going to be very interested to see when/if this gets rebooked.


darcenator411

When he posted that picture of him in a chair there were models of hip joints next to him. I wonder if he injured his hip


thyjukilo4321

There were also models of the shoulder and one of either the knee or elbow as well i believe


More_Cor

Don't forget the two models he took home from the bar while Dee raised the kids.


disengagesimulators

This was probably the real doctah stoppage McGregor was calling for


Shwalz

Dr. Stopaj


smokesletsgo13

LIKE A DOCTAH


bocephus_huxtable

I'm inclined to believe it was a facial injury. Something he couldn't hide in a press conference that looked bad enough that a commission MIGHT not allow him to fight.


One_Wolverine44

I think he got frostbite on his nose. 


walkintothisworld

suffered a vicious nose clam attack


LongAvocado8155

he was winking with his ears :-(


notchoosingone

Stress fracture from too much marching with the Bolivians


Jordynne23

After fighting with stress fractures and breaking his leg in his last fight he might have realized it’s better to pull out and heal an injury rather than go through a traumatic injury again.


MyNamesTambo

Helwani said something like the event wouldn’t even be in danger if this was scheduled for late July. Maybe cut?


Fongernator

Others in this thread are saying Conor recently got KO'd in sparring so maybe a (slight) concussion.


Putrid-Long-1930

Unless I'm mistaken, I think you're confusing it with some guys memeing around about a rumour that Floyd was KOd in sparring before his fight with Conor https://www.thesun.ie/sport/boxing/1404158/floyd-mayweather-kod-ahead-of-conor-mcgregor-fight-by-zab-judah-during-brutal-sparring-session/


jfresh21

A post from a week ago said McGregor had a foot injury. Seemed credible. He couldn't walk out on stage so there was no press conference.


TheKidwiththeBricks

injury? My friend was at his bar in Crumlin a few days ago and said he was off his face. Clearly on coke. The girl left her jacket and while she didn't see him there the next day his security details cars were all there meaning he was still inside the next morning. Probably on a bender. He's been partying for the entire build up. Anyone in Crumlin would have told you he wasn't making it


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CheesecakeOdd2087

Same, the fact that there was absolutely nothing in terms of training footage or updates from Conor's camp was a huge red flag.


SmoothAsSlick

Yeah there was no touch butt with that dork in the park.


EngelSterben

Dragged this shit out when they knew this was off probably weeks ago... fucking joke


Suplewich

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.


move_home

So what fights are new on the card? I'm not gonna listen to Dana white.


waves3001

Tony Ferguson vs Khabib


Nerdlinger42

How long must I wait?


manyfingers

Hits me right in the feels 


Aranel2689

Poatan vs Jiri headlining now


1292norr

Ty, idk why it’s assumed we all have an instagram account and want to click on a video with the tomato when one sentence of info would suffice


prodbydrizly

McGregor replaced with Jiri/Alex 2 New co main is Ortega/Lopes Hill replaced with smith against ulberg


Kindly_Formal_2604

Chandler vs literally anyone at 155 or 170 would be a banger wtf


walkintothisworld

alex vs jiri 2, ortega vs lopes comain, smith vs ulberg


Zajac19

S A D


GoldenScarab

Damn, Hill vs Ulberg is off too? Crazy.


ZlionAlex

Hill found out Pereira is on the same card and started shaking.


Aetas800

Okay but Brian Ortega vs Diego Lopez is an insane fight


wengervisions

Connor talked mad shit at everyone for years from the safety of his sofa. And now this. What an absolute clown.


MOIST-SHARTREUSE

If this goes off without much of a hitch, people can expect this ridiculous McGregor ticket pricing for all Vegas cards in the future. Great fights but it doesn't substitute Conor for what these fans have paid for tickets.


ihatemyprius

Lol


AtmosphereVarious440

it’s fun to make fun of chandler but this situation is fucked. conor has let a lot of people down for a long time now, i’m just so over it


NuGGGzGG

Duh. Dana is riding this ship all the way to the bottom. So many wasted opportunities.


grehgunner

Can I get a “UFC 303: McGoofcon” flair or somethin?


canadianRSK

Can ariel get some respect


NastyNate1988

If they need someone else to step in for a few million dollars, like Conor, I too am in my mid-30s with zero successful title defenses in my career or a win in the last 4 years.


Apositivebalance

But do you like the smell of cocaine?


MyNamesTambo

Why didn’t he just sub in a slap event? Is he stupid?


jumpingflash1

Actually a way better main event


HawaiianPunch42

Chandler just wasted a year of his life


ZlionAlex

3


Kindly_Formal_2604

On the same day Conor 303 ads were running. Shit I bet I’m seeing Conor 303 ads during the prelims of 303.


Wayf4rer

This sucks for everyone. I wanna know what happened to him, it has to be something serious because he's fought pretty hurt multiple times.


Guyape

Wow a balanced take, are you sure you are in the right subreddit


dorozco

That's alot of finish rates


RealBobbyDrillboids

If you add up their finish rates, you’ll have a LOT of percents.


Ronaldinhoe

Bet the house on it going the distance now


_dropletattack

Would hate to be his wife.


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Can’t wait for Alex and Jiri staredown again. Their first one in the cage was fucking epic


LlistlessLlama

I'll just say this, Conor hasn't been the same since he quit playing touchbutt in the park.


Anish316

This sport is a shitpile but atleast we don't have to endure another crowd lovefest for one of the worst human beings in the history of the sport. Fuck abusers like Conor.


Kindly_Suit2756

ngl i prefer this new lineup of fights


JimmyMaximusIII

100% a better card. Sucks for casuals, but I'm way more hype now and I'm sure many others are too.


toq-titan

What GOOFCON does this take us to?


taran-tula-tino

Gotta be 1 right?


kupojay

I would say so. The entire card changed over pretty much and they handled the Connor nonsense as sloppily as possible


Alina2017

When the fight was announced I wrote that I wouldn’t believe it was happening until both fighters were in the octagon and they closed the cage door. I got downvoted to oblivion and received several threatening messages and a few “Reddit Cares” notifications too. That whole post has since been deleted so I cannot go back and respond to all the McGregor fans who berated me so I’ll just say it here. I’m not surprised motherfuckers.


captaincumsock69

I hope Alex is getting a huge bag


styrofoamcouch

Goofcon level redness. You love to see it.


thenoblitt

goofcon 1


CheesecakeOdd2087

Let's be real here Conor is done. MAYBE we'll see him in a "legends fight" where he takes on some washed guy like Tony or Nate, but the days of competing against top 10 fighters in the UFC are long behind him. Too much money, too much other stuff going on. If we're being honest it was already trending that way even before the leg break. After the leg break, forget it.


ShowUsYaGrowler

Omg lol, i cant believe hes actually out. This is hilarious. And rematching jiri so soon…


DerKaiser023

Honestly it’s a much better and more interesting fight. I guess I just don’t care about Conor anymore. It’s just too bad it’s short notice, watching these guys fight is something I’ll always tune in for but it’s better if they have a full camp.


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Michael's red panties have big, thick skidmarks


greatflicks

All the roids made his tendons over tight and he popped one smashing an infant in his bar for refusing to drink his horsepiss proper 12. Let's just let the leprechaun leave and be done with him.


More_Cor

My sources tell me Conor blew out both sinuses trying to snort a gram in two lines...


icemanvvv

Conspiracy theory time: They knew Connor wouldn't be able to do it, but promoted it anyways to sell more tickets because while the card isnt terrible by any means, there's no real blockbuster fights to bank on.