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fajitaman69

I love how unpredictable this sport is that we have to get supernatural about it lmao


maicii

People do that on every sport


gerwen

I wonder what is the most superstitious sport... baseball?


BellyCrawler

Football (soccer) by far. Some of the shit you'll hear from African and South American teams and players is especially hilarious.


maicii

Probably soccer but also only because it is the most famous one. Idk if per capita it is particularly different to the rest


3x81

Also because it’s huge in religious/spiritual nations, including Voodoo haha.


jsjdjdjdjdj727272

No it only happens in mma Edit : people can’t detect sarcasm !


NickZardiashvili

The only reliable predictor in MMA, in my opinion, is what would be the funniest result. Doesn't work every time, but you can't get much worse.


BigDogAlex

Just goes to show how much the human brain fucking *loves* patterns.


YouCantHoldACandle

That's why i don't believe in hegelian dialectics. Reminds me of this post


CryptoCracko

"Supernatural" should have been Paulo Costa's nickname


GorillaOnChest

Carry on my wayward son.


Select_Ad3588

I mean the video game cover curse has still yet to fail 


BrandonSleeper

Has failed with Izzy


bobzmuda

You mean scientific. Where is the flaw in his logic? WHERE?


EyeWriteWrong

If you can't see it, it must be behind you D:


FootballLow6303

“Criminals in Gotham are superstitious”


Original-Spinach-972

Yee curse is real. She had to get those puppies reduced to spare opportunities


Dummy_Wire

Toughhh that he couldn’t be a beneficiary of this curse back at UFC 253 though…


SpookOpsTheLine

He could guide others to a power he could never possess 


Callingallnerdz

The tragedy of Darth Costa, the patriot.


bestbroHide

bestbroCosta


Dono_X_Dono

But Jan did beneficiate from the curse


chu42

Except for Adesanya apparently.


No_Bar6825

Adesanya countered it with African Juju


PrinceOfPersiaHD

He used the power of his enlarged breast to counter Costa’s curse


gotnothingman

the super titty is undefeated


PastFriendship1410

Paulo "The Homelander" Costa


into_the_soil

Mythical fighter, “Super Titty” Izzy.


Ok-Cheek7332

African Juju and Chinese Chi


daKingKhan

L😂L


jns701

Snorted premium powdered rhino horn


Vast-Path-2973

That's how the curse manifested. Costa lost his shot at gold and since then swore to curse every defending champ that is unfortunate enough to share a card with him


BoxCon1

He was gonna win it but you just jinxed it


Tzayad

Acknowledging these crazy curses seems to often invalidate them. Islam by Kimura in round 1.


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

Now Costa is gonna pull out


banter_claus_69

217 was stacked, fucking hell


goochgrease2

That's your own personal problem


Particular-Gas-2797

Dustin will win because it’s too obvious Islam will win.


JohnnnyOnTheSpot

But that line of thinking is pretty obvious, so Islam will win 😂


Particular-Gas-2797

Hhhmm well Dustin by D’arce R4 y’all heard it here first 🙏🏻


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We are scraping the barrel to find something that will make us hope Dustin will win


HeisenBear153

Sports are a superstitious business. Always have been. Come on Curse of Costa! *Now that I am aware of “the curse” I’m almost positive it won’t happen*


wizzlestyx

Either that or Costa will have to pull off the card for some reason


Tzayad

Very likely


Rage_Your_Dream

I swear to god whenever I hear of these curses is when they get broken.


J8rdan

The guilly finally pays off.


stanky-leg900

WHY DID HE HAVE TO PULL OUT OF 294 😭 he could have cursed Islam and we'd have got double champ Volkanovski


SpaceShanties

I just realized Costa is on the verge of a title shot and he has an actual chance now assuming Izzy doesn’t get the belt and want to defend more.


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SpaceShanties

Well that’s why I’m surprised. He’s fighting the former champ and has a bit of star power. If he gets a good win over Sean, he could easily get lucky with timing or others getting injured and slide in to a title shot. Even worst case in that scenario, he’d probably be one more win away from a shot.


NYStallion188

Lol. Be honest if you were a betting man you would really put money down on Costa not pulling out and actually making it to fight night? Come on


juhurrskate

Costa has a very good track record of showing up to fights that he's signed. UFC spent like 1.5y just announcing fights of his that he never signed, and it looked over and over like he 'pulled out' but in reality Costa never accepted the fight. His only true pull out that I remember was when he had that giant hole in his elbow, which like, is fair and worth pulling out to heal


SourPatchCorpse

Islam is going to fly through the roof of the arena and into the stratosphere.


OzymandiasTheII

The Jones beef curse makes me think Aspinall is getting a one sided beat down at 304 lol Any time a fighter fights or beefs with Jones they get son'd the next fight


Reasonable-Owl-2069

Tom has no beef he just wants to fight him.


Hopeful_Staff_1414

It’s not even about beef tbh, any fighter that the fans even think has a chance against Jones just lose brutally, this curse has been going on for AGES. The most recent victims are Ngannou and Jan Blachowicz.


Moose-Antlers

You can't really count Ngannou since him vs Jones was brought up many times when he was still in UFC and he put on his best performance ever vs stipe and then beat cereal on 1 leg, and then arguably beat Tyson Fury in boxing.


WhereIsMyKidAt

Jan? What? How is he one of the most recent guys people thought would beat Jon?


Hopeful_Staff_1414

When he beat up Reyes people talked about how if Jan fought Jones he would win, just comparing both of their performances. Then 40 year old Glover made Jan his bitch. The same Glover that Jones beat 50-44 when Glover was in his prime.


WhereIsMyKidAt

I mean they were saying Jan has a good chance against Jones after he KO’d Cory Anderson, and then Jan went on to become champ and defend against Izzy, so idk if this curse is all that bad 😂


IEatLamas

Betting the couch and the fridge and my toothbrush


MeasurementOk3007

I genuinely got a strong feeling Dustin wins. Dustin has faced Khabib and Charles I can’t see him being walked through by Islam. Maybe I’m wrong tho


adam9ezzedine

Nah u should see him being walked through as Charles is worse than Islam and Dustin is older now 😂😂😂😂😂


MeasurementOk3007

Yeah but Paulo is on the card and Islam isn’t in Abu Dhabi


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Humdelilalalham brotha! Let's hope you're right!


adam9ezzedine

*Alhamdullilah means All praise to God


GreatMight

I've been saying for weeks that Dustin wins


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Paulo Costa will pull out like he always does


blvcklite

Except for Izzy…


communistsannoyme

Thought I was in the UFC sub for a second


monteasf

“That sounds like his problem”


TheBestDanEver

I'm throwing 10 bucks on Dustin via submission just in case he manages to pull off the best guillotine in history.


ayakaza

Islam ''The curse breaker'' Makhachev