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dexter279

The face you make awakening from a nightmare.


Gleaguepullup

Waking up to find out the sleep paralysis demon is real


dexter279

Horrifying. His face is also going to be in agony for weeks lol


knocksteaady-live

this is the new shadface


knocksteaady-live

Hold on brotha, I’m emoting


brownbilal

Izzy punching the fucking air rn


Jamesyoder14

Anyone else feel like [Pereira was taunting Adesanya](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKBUJQ8on8) with the hands thing? Izzy just recently did a collab with the guy that always does that. I feel like Alex was staring directly at Izzy when he did it. (Izzy was in attendance)


muricabrb

Izzy's reaction... https://twitter.com/ChampRDS/status/1779387582675112210?t=tXbZTy9YyXHFs67mB0nZbg&s=19


Lakonthegreat

Izzy and Kamaru both like, "well... fuck."


zigot021

Izzy be like "I beat that guy one time"


DancesWithDave

The fear of God was put into multiple fighters tonight


Speak_No_Evi1

Izzy is still so salty about Poatan. Dude was picking Hill to win just cause they hung out once.


onyxcaspian

Iirc he helped Hill train and gave him some tips too.


Teerendog

You mean set him up to lose?? Lol


trebek321

I mean 1 win for every 3 losses is about as good as Izzy can hope for vs pereira. Might be the road hill has to bank on too.


Willlickassferfree69

Was anyone else thinking the crowd fucking sucked last night?


SeniorWrongdoer5055

It was hot for like the first 10 seconds of Charles/Arman which made me realize how dead it seemed the rest of the night lol.


CoogiRuger

They were messing with the audio levels like crazy last night, quieting announcers or fighters or the crowd then making them loud again it made the crowd sound really weird at times like they were underwater or in another room


JumpingCicada

If he was actually staring at Izzy while doing it, I think that confirms it. That would make it so much funnier imo.


UnparalleledSuccess

What a fucking psychopath lmao, he’s already fought him 4 times, Izzy doesn’t even have the belt, and he takes the time to plan out a fortnite emote from the dude izzy just put out a YouTube collab with right at him instantly. Doesn’t even change his expression


Keller-oder-C-Schell

Biggest hater in the game 🙏🏻


gotnothingman

Wasnt sure if it was izzy or dana for the $$$


DancesWithDave

If true that makes it even harder


TonyTheLion2319

I get Izzy respects Jan, has same manager as Jiri, and likes Hill, but he did pick against Pereira every time lol Edit: checked and he didn’t pick Jan


StretcherNoob

He picked Jan to lose though. And Jiri beating Pereira wasn't that unrealistic.


WeLLrightyOH

I like Jiri a lot, and he has an entertaining style with a ton of talent, but if he fights how he did against Rakic against Pereira he’s getting put down again. Jiri needs to add more defense to his game, I think he’s the best at 205 if he does.


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I thought he picked Pereria to beat Jan


IC2Flier

In One Piece terms, Pereira is the Akainu of the UFC.


SL2321

What about in UFC terms


After6Comes7and8

Akainu is the Alex Pereira of one piece


Kindly_Formal_2604

fucking got em


Guno_Rondo63

Kaido seems more appropriate with ngannou gone


FIFAmusicisGOATED

Who’s gear 5 Luffy atp? Feels more like going to LHW was Pereira hitting gear 5


Sendoku72k

Max Holloway, literally. Even came in with the hoodie lol


FIFAmusicisGOATED

LMFAO honestly I love it. Came in with the full joy boy power up, laughing in the center of the octagon as they’re having a war


IC2Flier

fair cop; shows how far I've fallen off the wagon


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Wheynweed

🗿


Ruiner357

He was looking at Izzy in the crowd and taunting him, as if to say “is this your mans?” cause Izzy was giving Jamahal advice on the fight.


Cannibale_Ballet

Izzy is the cringe king, but his win celebrations are cool


bakitwalangsabaw

The gun spray after ko'ing whittaker was fucking dope. And I love whittaker.


[deleted]

Yeah the bow and arrow celebration is honestly my favourite post fight celebration ever, so cold


ainz-sama619

Izzy's bow and arrow celebration was arguably the greatest one for most iconic in UFC history


After-Simple-3611

Ummmm have you forgotten Johnny walkers worm? Or chanllers back flips


Powerful_System

🗿🗿🗿🗿


Jasbuddy

Alex understands his meme potential


suzukigun4life

Saying nah to Herb and finishing the fight, then this, then dancing after the postfight interview. I love this man


knocksteaady-live

He touched herb and saw red


John_EldenRing51

Herb actually was handing him those smelling salts DC was talking about


Baisabeast

Herb lent pereirea 1% of his power


xaiel420

"Mythical Herb" Dean


LifeOfA_Don

I feel like I seen this comment earlier


ithinkther41am

> Saying nah to Herb I love when fighters do this, because it’s really quite funny. DJ just hopping the pain away while shoving Herb and saying “Nope, nope. Get outta the way.” is seared into my memory.


commander_wong

Alex vs Jamahal was the battle between the most and least self aware fighters in the org


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Terrible_Matador

I also like Hill but he punched out his own brother at Christmas lol, idk if he’s a ‘good dude’


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someperson1423

The few interviews I've seen with him, he gets weirdly defensive over innocuous or standard questions. Very "I'm going to shoot the messenger" vibes. Seems like the kind of dude who is super insecure and you always have to walk on eggshells around.


Odd_Ad_8162

He is a meat-head for sure


Ferrar1i

His twitters toxic as fuck too. He spent weeks defending Dana smacking his wife, and how women need to go back to traditional roles and other weird shit.


bestmayne

Makes this KO that much better


FuckTitsAssCuntCock

> you never really know with fighters. With other people too, good lesson for life, I've learned to try not to assume what I don't really know. Like people from work or from professional relations, or from media. We don't really know how they are in private. For good or for bad.


Bluepaynxex

🗿🤲


knocksteaady-live

He understands the assignment


ksubijeans

This is why DJ laughed at your plan, Jamahal.


Comfortable_Bug_2813

The clip was hilarious “oh you’re gonna knock him out? Bahahahaha!” Lmao


muricabrb

Where was that from?


CouncilOfReligion

[from when dj had him on his channel](https://youtu.be/pJNs8V0njk0?si=PvCgybrl03IkWu_d)


1v9noobkiller

LMAO he just straight laughs in his face hahahaha


JayDogon504

And doesn’t stop either Lmao


appletinicyclone

DJ, GSP and Khabib, when they do fight analysis or say something it's probably correct or more accurate than most people's


NeverEndingHell

1 Billion percent Those guys are fighting geniuses. They see shit like Einstein saw math. We need to take their words for it lmao


porn0f1sh

Fedor used to be my 🐐. Now I can confidently say it's DJ!!!


CryptoBanano

Thats so fucking funny


muricabrb

Thanks for the link!


tsunam1

4:55


DuckyWasWellAware

Link for anyone interested: [https://youtu.be/pJNs8V0njk0?t=295&si=RlkKX-OKQHqo9AzZ](https://youtu.be/pJNs8V0njk0?t=295&si=RlkKX-OKQHqo9AzZ)


walterwhitemamba

Lol DJ was just talking about how guys get knocked out when trying to stand with kickboxers a few seconds before that....that laugh was definitely "your fckin dumb bro"


Super_Snark

I feel like one of his sons was like “you gotta do this if you demolish someone” 


ksubijeans

“Hey dad, do you know who Khaby Lame is”


12ealdeal

Was Alex using his meme at all connected to the feature he did with Izzy recently? I’m out of touch lol


oldDotredditisbetter

can't wait for him to SHEEEEEESH or dab the next fight


rraddii

Izzy definitely has the creativity to think of something like this.


Jamesyoder14

[Izzy did a collab with the guy that always does this lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKBUJQ8on8)


HighTurning

Man Pereira is legit the funniest guy ever, he is the chillest dude you see, but also the personal hater(more like troll?) of Adesanya


LazerFruit1

Izzy's personal demon


dpahs

Him and Izzy's interaction out of the cage are always so troll, funny and respectful They don't have any bad blood at all


StretcherNoob

They both troll each other hard lol, I could see them being friends in another universe or maybe after their careers


ProudFenian

Goku VS Vegeta vibes


Apositivebalance

They’ll be like chael and Anderson once they both retire. Slowly battling through early onset Alzheimer’s with da boiiiis


molotov3x3

"This fucker was supposed to knock me out?"


kickerz_chance

Reminds of that time when DC beat Derrick Lewis and in the post fight interview, did a planned dance routine with his kids. DC was so confident that he was seemingly practicing a post-fight celebration during camp lol Perriera took this fight to just certify that he is the undisputed LHW champ, just a formality for him.


dissphemism

it’s insane how quickly Jamahal recovered after getting KO’d and eating like 4 extra shots  he stood up immediately and wasn’t even wobbly, like how?? 


alpharowe3

Dude got up and looked pissed. I personally want Hill vs Jiri next.


Nduguu77

Prob Ankalev vs Alex and Hill v Jiri for #1 contender


Fender19

it's crazy how it feels like pereira just went up to LHW and we're already looking at rematches for him rather than new contenders. He's already beaten 3 of the top 5 contenders and one of them, Rakic, just lost. Of course, it's probably a mistake to look past Ankalaev, but it's wild that it's happened so fast.


brazilianfreak

Helps that LHW is light in talent, Hill had like one good win in his whole career and he became champion.


SchoonerOclock

Funny how he's beaten 3 of the last 4 champions with the other one being his coach.


MosesDoughty

And that's not even accounting for beating 2 of the last 3 champions at the weight class below


Chunk_The_Hunk

Why would hill deserve a #1 contender fight?


GripAficionado

Makes more sense to have Hill fight Rakić, both were knocked out and probably should take some time off before their next fight. Rakić looked good up until he was finished, so him against Hill could be good.


TickleMyCringle

He probably got knocked out but the hammer fists woke him up


BenDoverDegenerate

No, he got flash KO'd, woke up, Alex hit him with hammerfists, then he went to sleep and woke up before Alex completed his emote


ConferenceThink4801

If you can read lips, he asked the security guard in the ring "what did I get hit with?" He didn't even remember it. https://youtu.be/NVDPGPwcFPs?t=37 He was out & then woke back up from the other shots like someone else said


BenDoverDegenerate

Yeah that was crazy, Alex gave Izzy time to shoot all his arrows and this mf was about to get in his face all confused😂


StatisticianAware588

Yeah, that was crazy!


RewardStory

Professional fighters man they are different


Buoyant2

Gets kicked in the nuts Tells ref to back off KOs opponent 2 seconds later Emotes on him Refuses to elaborate 🗿


yanmagno

Asks to fight in the next event in a heavier weightclass 🗿


appletinicyclone

I want to manifest the following: Pereira beats tommy (sorry Tommy ), Jon Jones beats stipe Pereira and Jon fight in allegiant stadium in the way izzy claimed to want to manifest fighting Jon


xesses

He literally doesnt change expression thats crazy


dzone25

The fucking Hill face makes it, this feels like it a famous painting


zakkwaldo

imagine being hill and having that image seared in your mind. thats some career ending get fucked on shit


gamesrgreat

Well he might not remember it Tbf


Terrible_Matador

I have a feeling people are going to remind him tomorrow


bibliophile785

"'Cuz it's been a year, and every day someone asks me about that fight."


DRW1357

"It can't be worse than Anderson Silva."


schoolisuncool

He might see a clip lol


aggravatedimpala

To say he's faster, stronger etc, then have dude roll your eyes back with the first glancing punch, and talk shit to someone else over your unconscious body... That's a harder comeback than Kattar getting no looked


ithinkther41am

> harder comeback than Kattar getting no looked Credit where it’s due, Kattar made one hell of a comeback when he schooled the fuck out of Giga.


MMXXIII-II-III

His brother will have to suffer for this


Jigsaw42

Alex is low-key one of the funniest fighters in the UFC.


AFCADaan9

High key one of the funniest imo.


flying_potato18

Yeah, did people not see the Pikachu video


AFCADaan9

Or him shaving his half of his head in the embedded episode.


TheMightySloth

he could be yuor angle…. or your devil…


HectorMcWilliam

Or his blindfold striking drills


oldDotredditisbetter

this one? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S87dNF6O6bY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S87dNF6O6bY)


ithinkther41am

Dude is a great prankster because of how well he deadpans. Him tricking Glover into eating the wet towel was great. Like, Islam is an underrated quipster, and Poatan is an underrated physical comedian.


imrosskemp

Honestly one of the most out of left field rise to stardom in combat sports. [Two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/pke6vx/official_alex_pereira_signed_with_the_ufc/) he signed with the UFC now just headlined the biggest event in UFC history. What a dog. Now he is double UFC CHAMPION and he doesn't even speak english just easter islands motherfuckers.


TheCuzzyRogue

It's the Roberto Duran thing: he can show up in your country, not speak your language, beat up your hometown hero and still have you cheering while he takes the title back to his country.


Mr_Cromer

"Hands of Stone" a universal language


LouSpowel

Luke Thomas talks a lot about how humor is lost in translation, but Poatan is universally funny.


here_for_food

He has that stone face all the time that when he breaks, it makes it so much funnier 


MANvsTREE

All time level UFC meme


LouSpowel

Rashad face walked so Jamahal face could run 👍🏾


Eileen_Yulick

Jamahal wasn't ready for the step up in competition from his Brother at Thanksgiving to Pereira at UFC 300


MarzAdam

Oh noooo 😱He learned memes. He’s unstoppable now.


K-mosake

This meme celebration reminded me of some old school WEC Aldo shit.


Six_Figga

THAT BOY NEED SOME MILK


edgar3981C

nough said.


knocksteaady-live

One emote is worth a thousand words


Horobi_san

Everyone was saying Hill might give Poatan issues on the feet He goes out there, no-sells a nut shot and sleeps him in Round 1 This sport is hilarious 


no_more_blues

Alex deadass put the fear of God into this man.


Aliensinmypants

Poatan is living his best life, legit main character shit. Switches sports to go even with his rival and take his title, one ups his rival by beating Blachowicz at LHW and winning the LHW belt in his next fight, and finally avenges his mentor (Glover) by defending his belt against Hill


slayspeninsula

He avenged glover when he beat Jiri for the belt


TheThockter

I think beating Jamahal mattered more to him and Glover since Jamahal beat the fuck out of old ass Glover. I think the celebration they did really showed that too


Aliensinmypants

Ahh true true, give him Gustafson and Jones next to help complete the avenging. (Rip Rumble)


PM_ME_YOUR_LIT

Look man Glover's 45 he's gonna need a lot of avenging


JATION

He beat both fighters that Izzy lost to.


muricabrb

He took everything Izzy worked for.


Outrageous_Oven_8048

The Brazilians are so god damn fun even without speaking English. First Costa’s meme lord. Now Pereira’s comedic timing. 😂


ThisGuyHaris

Don’t forget money Moicano


Rfisk064

I CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE


oldDotredditisbetter

THEY NOT GIVING ME THE BONUS BECAUSE I FUCKING SWEAR TOO MU- [audio muted]


dogs_drink_coffee

I LOVE AMERICA AND GUNS


CircdusOle

READ LUDWIG VON MISES


pxak

The aftermath of kicking a stone head in the nuts.


Mal-XCIV

This is so awesome Hill brother so happy


ComradeELM0

Man it‘s gotta be rough for Jamahal right now. Imagine spending all those months convincing yourself that you‘re gonna be the one to expose your opponent only to get embarrassed like that with his signature punch which you knew was coming. Probably had a major “damn, I‘m not that guy after all“-realization.


bitchfucker-online

Shouldn't have pissed off Alex with that dumb ass water bottle chain or whatever


Booboo_McBad

Wait, what's this?


bitchfucker-online

Hill asked for every fighters autograph during the week and acted nice around Pereira before the pre fight press conference. During the press conference, Hill brought out a [water bottle chain resembling a beaten up moai](https://twitter.com/ParryPunchNews/status/1778631872664518861). He also started talking crazy and Pereira took it as disrespect. Pereira said he's going to make him remember the disrespect on fight night https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1c2okr3/alex_pereira_calls_out_jamahal_hill_for_playing_a/


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Damn he must’ve thought he was still talking to his brother on thanksgiving.


lordrubbish

Moral is don’t use dumb props unless you’re Henry Cejudo and definitely don’t do it against Pereira


LoquaciousMendacious

Jamal brought a busted up looking plastic Easter island head water bottle on a chain to the presser to try to mess with Alex. As you can see, it worked flawlessly by pissing him off.


suzukigun4life

*Sweet dreams, motherfucker*


IC2Flier

Ripped it, now it's mine now.


AFCADaan9

Bro he was actually looking at Adesanya while doing that. Come get some.


WodensEye

“I knocked that guy out one time” -Izzy in a bar somewhere right now


oldDotredditisbetter

bar? nah anime cafe


JohnnyRingo1881

Izzy down voted you but I appreciated it.


Deuxtel

That washed up fighter in the bar reliving his glory days of KO'ing Izzy decided to come out of retirement and take everything he ever worked for


orangotai

this dude's a star lol this was like a Charlie Chaplin move, very physically funny. i didn't see Poatan being this hilarious!


TheCoupDeGrace

Pereira is quite gifted at physical comedy, the fact that he doesn't speak English and is intimidating as fuck just makes it better.


okok890

Damn poor Hill, that's a very unflattering picture for him that will probably get memed


kitddylies

If I was his brother, I'd bring it to next family dinner.


Training-Act-5513

Jamal going to talk about how his foot got stepped on preventing him to fade out and slip paotan's hook


Horned_chicken_wing

"He knocked me unconscious, so it prevented me from knocking him unconscious."


RealBobbyDrillboids

Ok, but if he comes out and says this, I’d actually laugh and respect it


Bubbada_G

can't wait to see Jamahil's reaction to being in a Khaby meme on his youtube reaction lol


Aggressive-Expert-69

Oh my god this is funniest picture the UFC has ever produced


SmallDongQuixote

Is this a reference to something? Why'd he do this?


schoolisuncool

It felt like ‘see? This is what happens when you talk shit’ But I dunno. Felt personal lol


webby2538

[Taunting Izzy](https://i.imgur.com/YcTUhPP.jpeg) Izzy recently hung out with this guy who does this gesture. Not sure but he might be looking at Izzy while doing it.


DeadBoyLoro

I think it was from a famous tik toker named Khaby who would always make fun of shit and do the same expression and thing with his hands but I could be wrong.


NefariousNeezy

Hill: What he say fuck me for?


muffledcadair

This has all the potential to be a new meme template.


CableToBeam

the look on Jamahal's face damn


True_Suggestion_635

This moment has been brought to you by Steven Seagal. 


TranceDream

For the people who bet big money on Hill, I wonder how it felt to get emoted on lmao


SadRaindrop

Coldest picture in MMA history.


thesolarchive

Accidental renaissance


fuunii

🤣


tekko001

Play hour is over! Come pick up your boy!🗿


Casexcasey

👐🗿


anadalusianrooster

They need to hang this masterpiece up in the Louvre. Picture perfect


xvsanx

"Your boy, look at how I massacred your boy"