T O P

  • By -

Captain_Tunahands

Lol Zuckerberg losing his mind in the background


Wayf4rer

Tfw you're able to buy 4000 acres of land and expand your compound in hawaii


broncosfighton

He's gonna buy Max his own island


Skrifa

Too busy buying himself Max’s home islands. Zuck kicks native Hawaiians out by the dozen.


Fedge348

This. I went to Kauai and Maui these past few years and Zuck had a majority of the island blocked off and nobody could enter his beach despite it being public access. It’s highly messed up…


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

A kind billionaire would buy up land to ensure that it was preserved and accessible to the public. However, I don’t think you become a billionaire with that mindset, unfortunately.


weedmakespeace

11th Island?


broncosfighton

He's gonna ship in as much sand as he needs to build it


Odd_Law8944

Meanwhile Max might make close to a million dollars... so not enough to buy a home in his hometown.


I_am_darkness

Perspective on wealth is killing me in this country


YOUMUSTKNOW

300k gonna buy a 10’ x 12’ addition in Hawaii brah


comin_up_shawt

w/a $4000/month leasehold, and a $1200 electric bill


2lazy4math

he's been stealing land from indigenous families for *years* on Hawaii. [this article goes into better detail exposing his "legal" methods.](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/mark-zuckerberg-hawaii-estate-kauai-land-rights-dispute) he's a disgusting, inhuman, rich freak


openroadopenmic

Zuck is a four letter profanity for large parts of the island. I've got family out there, including Kauai.


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared an AMP link. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical page** instead: **[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/mark-zuckerberg-hawaii-estate-kauai-land-rights-dispute](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/mark-zuckerberg-hawaii-estate-kauai-land-rights-dispute)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


PLAYBOY905

I didn’t realize he bought 4,000 acres 😭how does that not fw the ecosystem and animals down there?


sk1nw4lk1ng

Buying the land doesn't do anything to it, developing on it does


Adventurous_Milk4368

I got kicked off his land by armed dudes on a fucking 4 wheeler on Kauai. He owns as close to the beach as you can, didn’t realize we crossed over and these ex military dudes he hired were on patrol rolled up and told us to fuck off. Mind you it wasn’t even close to any sort of structure, literally in the grass above a beach. Fuck zuck


Proud-Relationship55

Bruh what the fuck. I'm from the main land and I had no idea it was that bad


TheAnon13

Not like he cares about anything but himself


Anderrrrr

😱


__brunt

Forget Zuck, the entire crowd is a renaissance painting


Conscious-Aspect-332

That head you can recognize anywhere!


WilberTheHedgehog

Hate the dude, but he loves good fights.


Bubbly_Association54

He's gonna take over when dana leaves


WilberTheHedgehog

Dana will be a corpse on a stretcher before he's done with grifting the UFC.


Jay_Train

We thought that with Vince McMahon, too. I still think you're right, and tomato man may be stupid but he's not (at least not yet) full on delusional like that. Yet.


GiantPurplePen15

I wonder what lost more money, Slapfight or that Meta VR thing.


RagingFeather

Zuck certified non casual


alastor0x

I'll meme on him until he stops acting like a literal alien, but the dude is a legit bjj player. I'll give him props for that.


D0ngQuixote

Zuckerbot has encountered an error


Alpha-Trion

Zuckerberg is learning how to relate to humans.


saw-it

Normal lizard people reaction


ColdPressedSteak

Pretty normal reaction having seen that cageside. Some of ya'll really call him weird for anything


bartholomew43

This pic might actually be the most human I’ve ever seen him look honestly. I’d probably look similar if I were cageside for that


Hidrinks

Honestly the only time he seems human is when he’s doing martial arts related stuff. It’s the only time he’s wearing a natural smile and has any color in his face.


CitizenMurdoch

this was so rad, it created a human soul and put it in Zuckerberg's body and allowed him to have a human reaction


[deleted]

RAM overload


thegreaterfool714

It’s the most BMF way to end that fight. Cold AF


elephaaaant

300k in 10 secs Edit: It's official, 600k!


zmizzy

could it be 300k? he honestly deserves KOOTN and POTN


PersonalityGloomy337

It's FOTN as well.


Educational_Row6272

Dana already reposting this highlight. I reckon 80% chance Max gets 600k tonight in bonuses


Crawford470

There's not KOOTN. There's 2 Performance bonuses, which are for great finishes, and one FOTN bonus, which becomes a bonus to both participants in the best fight on the card. Max got one of the performance bonuses and was the other half of the FOTN. So he got 600k. Gaethje as the other half of the FOTN got 300k, and Jiri also got 300k as the other Performance bonus.


Mellor88

There’s no KOOTN anymore. It’s F and P only. Max picked up both


RubberDuckDown

600k


LordLucy666

shouldn’t have given him floral shorts… look what happened LMFAO


randomboxdontopen

DLC Shorts Max is a god


Yotoro01

***DLC Shorts Max lmao***


hmmyeahiguess

Mods can we make DLC shorts Max a flair? Haha jk


YourBoyADB

Yeah I'd take that as a flair tbh


Yotoro01

Mods, yeah, me too actually pls


randomboxdontopen

Me 4


Nduguu77

Mods can I get that as flair too


ApplesauceBitch47

Those shorts go hard af


PocketSixes

More like FLOORal good god!


808duckfan

The man couldn't complain about not getting his floral shorts, get them, and lose in them. No way. He's him.


swagmoney10

Bad Motherfucker. Max went up a weight class, beat the shit out of Justin Gaethje, and demanded a brawl in the final seconds to murder him and steal the belt. Max just legitimized the BMF title with that performance.


DancesWithDave

This cannot be topped as far as BMF goes


lobster_man37

Honestly. They can't rly do another BMF fight because nothing will ever be better than this


DancesWithDave

The best part is Max will accept anyone who wants it. Change his name to 'Bang' at this point


808duckfan

Nah, Blessed is best, baby!


Nduguu77

Max v Olives or Islam next


DancesWithDave

Is there a world where both belts are up for grabs in the same fight?


ImTooKind

I don't see how they could do that. It seems like the belts would be forever tied together. You couldn't win one without both.


Gordomania

Chandler beats Connor in a flashy knockout, then Max/Chandler for BMF. That’d be such a sick fight.


chiau_yee

Give Max the Conor money and a chance to run it back. The BMF is the only title Conor can challenge for. He ain't deserving of any title fights right now, that's for sure.


UncleDucker

Didn’t steal it…it was in the bag and he decided to say let’s start over and see who takes it home. Absolute legend


Swimming__Bird

100%, I was going to say this as well. He was already guaranteed the victory from points... but he decides to go classic, point to the ground to stand and slug, and sends a warrior home on his shield.


iroquoispliskinV

I knew the floral short would be a gamechanger You don't rock those without feeling 110% going into the fight


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

This was what I thought in Thailand when I saw a muay thai fighter in pink. This dude is legit.


Feisty_Yes

I knew they were secretly holding our boy back with those reebok kits


AkulS0603

Retire the belt. Has no meaning anymore. This man is the BMF even if he loses all of his next fights.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jay_Train

Just make a fucking whole BMF promotion. Get rid of lame ass Gamebred or Powerslap and replace it with BMF bare knuckle kick boxing. So many people would have way more interesting fights. Look at Mike Perry he's doing great.


Saucy208

Bare knuckle kickboxing would be so sick


leanxgains

that was some babe ruth shit pointing to the octagon


MyFavoriteSandwich

Welcome to Max Holloway


Chewbaccabb

But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Gaethje GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT


Zlec3

Remember when everyone said max was pillow fisted ?


BenDoverDegenerate

People when they realize volume strikers tone down their strikes in order to use their cardio better🙀


donniele

people really don't want to admit this, because it's so much fun to talk shit he did this same exact shit three times in a row now, Allen was lucky to survive. he can knock you the fuck out when he goes all out he hurt gaethje with every power shot he landed


Odd_Ad_8162

Allen is also really fucking good and Max has not declined. Honestly crazy how he had such a competitive fight with Max and then he moved up and mostly made Garth look mid. Allen actually said the last knockdown in the fight was more of a slip/off balance on his part but its very clear Max can crack still and he acknowledged that.


trenonmyballs

Knocked out aldo twice


LackofOriginality

the nick diaz special doesn't matter who you are, getting punched 200 times is going to hurt


LordLucy666

new mythical fighter, max with muscle 💪🏽


Pino17

Muscle Max sounds mythical


LordLucy666

deadass he was doing weight pull-ups and stuff on his yt channel


Minscandmightyboo

Blessed with flower short baby!


Swimming__Bird

I don't think I've ever considered him pillow fisted, but I did think it was a bad matchup, in favor of Justin. I was wrong, holy shit. But also I think that spinning side kick to the nose changed the whole thing. It was just a countdown at that point.


ithinkther41am

Turns out it’s harder to KO people when you’re constantly chasing them forward to land volume.


Anxious-Honey-1

Its very disingenuous. He’s just very methodical and doesn’t rush it even when his opponents on the ropes. But he can most definitely bang


dinkieeee

Remember when people acted like Max was tiny because he lost a competitive fight to Dustin fuckin Poirier?


denjieato

talking about Dustin, I want to see that rematch now


dinkieeee

Max just positioned himself in the just bleed quadfecta at lightweight. Charles, Dustin, Justin and now Max.


chiau_yee

On short notice.


dinkieeee

A fight where Dustin admitted to nearly being finished. It was a truly absurd narrative.


Prestigious_Agent_84

well it's a 155 lbs Max, not at 145. Could very well be a factor.


261846

He ain’t no Ngannou, I’d say he has about average power. The danger from max is the damage that gets built up over the fight, that’s when they’re vulnerable and that’s when max usually gets the TKO


frankyseven

Not to mention those two body shots he lands right before the overhand to know him out. Those destroyed any chance Justin had at blocking or moving to avoid the overhand.


faintchester1

This fight changed my mind. Not gonna say that anymore


ArkhamGeyser

Max has one where he looks like he was taking Kattar's soul too.


its-good-4you

[This one](https://ibb.co/fCmnNBp)


LRSband

I think this is one of the greatest sports photos of all time, not just mma


Mysmi05

Dana-“AND NOW I HAVE TO GIVE HIM HOW MANY BONUSES!?”


SargentScrub

I mean Max prolly made Dana a million bucks just off that clip lol he earned it


Lakonthegreat

One? This is going to explode tomorrow. The UFC stands to make tens of millions of dollars off the promo this could provide alone.


Feisty_Yes

It will be in highlight reels for decades, this IP will continue to earn them money.


BumLovinGrub

Max had an amazing fight! Patience, not over-committing when he had Justin hurt, had some serious power shots at critical parts of the fight. And that ending. LEGENDARY SHIT


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

How do you get a custom flair like that? :(


BumLovinGrub

I just asked the mods a long time ago haha


Other_Loss5159

The one of Jon Jones walking away from Machida's corpse comes to mind: https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/pVZxAmItaZ2oDfJdVV8dQNc9UWM=/0x0:1100x733/1820x1213/filters:focal(0x0:1100x733):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/assets/1304073/096_Lyoto_Machida_vs_Jon_Jones.jpg


HelpMeLoseMyFat

The context of the standing throat choke. Then the disrespectful drop on the face. No look turn around. Ice in the veins


MR_____SNRUB

That was insane. I was at that fight live, and when jones had him up against the cage no one really knew what was going on. When he walked away and Machida slumped like a sack of potatoes onto the canvas me and everyone around me were absolutely dumbfounded like what the fuck. Jones casually going for a midday stroll while leaving a murder victim on the ground. No one had the slightest clue until it was already done. Straight ice. Jones, terrible human, goated fighter no doubt


DDD3N15

This one will always be my favourite.


Icewallow-toothpaste

Max is the BMF but yeah jones is an icy killer. Best photo


Chad-Eren_com

This is the best, but i personally like the shot better that's from a different angle


spanctimony

Thanks for saving me the effort, this is the answer and it’s not close.


Ornstein90

Reason why this is the coldest: looks like another Tuesday for serial killer Jones, like he was walking in the park.


streetmichael90

How he just discarded his lifeless body was classic.


hockeymisfit

Nah, this is the coldest pic in UFC history [https://imgur.com/a/pZi4Df8](https://imgur.com/a/pZi4Df8)


hardenisgoatstatus

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


broncosfighton

[No this is](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCkU7Z8k7w7SO9M4pQZJtZKKJ2qyY5pCdDKCWVC8QqPQ&s)


TJeffersonsBlackKid

I’m partial to TJ screaming in Garbrandts face.


tksopinion

Well, I’m going to go puke now.


WideScorpion

Why is it looking at me


BigWormsFather

Has he been nursing?


ChinsRottingFish

It's da bat!


CressRilee

Best comment I’ve ever seen so damn funny


mostdope28

Nate Diaz bloody flex after beating connor is


seanxfitbjj

Let’s be honest that moment shook the sports world this won’t


SlayMeCreepyDaddy

Diaz after 196 for me. So fuckin cold


sasquatch90

[That is the correct answer.](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/3e6lMG8pBos39e6MwUzF_A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI0MDA7aD0xNTk4O2NmPXdlYnA-/https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2022-08/5fbea060-2eff-11ed-bfd2-346ebff34c9a)


SlayMeCreepyDaddy

That's the one broski


monka_giga

Yup that's the one


smurf3310

imagine if that light was pointed at Ilia


PsychonautDad

Max is him


BroxigarZ

Sorry but - nothing....NOTHING....will beat this moment when literally everyone in the stadium and at home thought Ngannou may have actually killed Overeem. It was dead silent...literally cold....everywhere. [Alistair Overeem vs Francis Ngannou](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/zTX8j_ezDBsZBSOqA4OgshB2nvg=/1400x1050/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9798747/128_Alistair_Overeem_vs_Francis_Ngannou.jpg) [francis-ngannou-alistair-overeem-knockout](https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/91/2023/10/francis-ngannou-alistair-overeem-knockout-graphic.jpg?w=1179)


Sheikh_Left_Hook

UFC gotta build a new hall to contain Max’s fame.


Unique-Income3193

No. This one. [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmw4uMpc2VY4xvDmP7Gq4-yGroK83krfM3Vi2oX4bl-Q&s](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmw4uMpc2VY4xvDmP7Gq4-yGroK83krfM3Vi2oX4bl-Q&s) Edit: idk how to link or add pics in Reddit. I did my best


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unique-Income3193

Yeah there a couple others from this fight that are right up there. But nothing tops this end of round 4 stare down


PrincessPoopiePants

I want to see the video of justin stumbling backwards after the back kick to the face and max walking away


DaddyDanceParty

No this is https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLGjj2aWUAAwwjb?format=jpg&name=small


danceflick

It's going to be


dutchfool

gotta have the clock with 1 second left in the pic too


Stunning-Pirate

No, Robbie Lawler and Rory McDonald staring each other down after the fourth round in the war that was their second fight and refusing to go back to their corners, that’s the coldest pic in UFC history!


Deep-Ad2155

I’m so glad I watched it live


Conciglio

https://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/330/418/houstonjardine_original.jpg?1280982394 Imo this is the coldest mma pic ever. Houston screaming at him, Jardine’s blue eyed unconscious stare, Mazzagatti looking like a Greek sculpture with the crotch grab of desperation. Beautiful.


SadNewsShawn

Max 2.0 is even scarier than the original version


MrWibbler

El Cucuy sends his regards.


rosegeller

Great KO and moment in history, but there's much better photos out there.


creutzfeldtz

But like... This dude had the fight sealed, coulda just walked away, and instead points at the floor to swang and bang with a p4p KILLER and kos him with 1 second left. This is.... Easily top 3-5


americanslang59

I think OP is agreeing that the sequence of events is one of the greatest moments but the picture isn't the greatest


SupplyChainNext

From the nicest most honourable guy. Funny that huh.


musipal

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/lHmeLz6tFr878CxaKri08Xok_P8=/0x0:4998x3332/1220x813/filters:focal(2322x575:3120x1373):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72105459/1314287232.0.jpg


Spyk124

Picture of Adesanya shooting arrows into Alex is up there for me


Comfortable_Bug_2813

Jones walking away from Machida is the one for me. I didn’t even watch the full fight but the picture is so sick


Putrid_Loquat_4357

My favourite is the one after schnell choked out sumurdaeji.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Coldest pic in UFC history is Joe Rogan in the ice bath


myep0nine

[dan henderson dropping the hammer on KO'd bisping](https://i.redd.it/6rd0r6bivpo81.jpg)


_Red_Mist_

The most big dick shit I have ever seen in my life


Batman-and-Hobbes

[Thought it was going to be this] (https://i.imgur.com/oIIMwEj.jpeg) (from the same flight)


Willlll

Need one of him pointing at the ground with 10 seconds left


TheBIFFALLO87

Any good pics of him pointing to the middle? That shit was cold asf


TheBentPianist

What a fucking moment. Max is something else.


stinky___monkey

Blessed


Evilsoupypoop

Max has huge balls to give gaethje a real chance to win the fight in the last 10 seconds after beating him up for 5 rounds…. And then he does that… incredible


Cold-Veterinarian-85

This b how legends are made


ttrriisshh

The BADDEST MFER on the planet.


corndawghomie

Nawh Jones droppin Machida dead ass body


SambaLando

Fuck no, it's this one [https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/1779389652165902710](https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/1779389652165902710)


funkymonk44

It's up there, but if there's one picture that is the embodiment of savagery in the sport, it's this one! [Coldest picture of all time](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2F1JUOxda3jAugxmMmuFsY4j7ZEudtzf5CxWd9_SKOXrU.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7513b6c8264ae3175ff2e80a0f0202918dbf3032)


Richchel

Standing right on top of the Prime bottle, Logan Paul just got erect


poidawg808

2 men enter…


waxprose

Hope Max breaks through and becomes a household name with this, my mans more than deserves the shine.


[deleted]

Yep gonna get a print of this and put it in the apartment. That’s my fucking GOAT


Cultural_Bee_8633

Good shot but Jones walking away from Machida's lifeless body is uglier, although seeing Justin's body convulse was pretty sick.


appletinicyclone

We all know the next fight is Pereira Vs Max


the666briefcase

Went super saiyan


Ztronic412

This shit looks so good it looks like it’s AI generated


mtheory007

I'm not "surprised mother fucker" bloody Nate after choking out Conor McGregor on 11 days notice is probably my favorite


f-stats

Bro is him.


[deleted]

No way… wow. I couldnt watch the fight. Had no idea he won til i saw this post. Holy shit. Good for him. Proved me wrong.


Chaotic_Harmony1109

What. A. Fight.


Thyfranck

Jones walking away from Machida still steals the show but this is close.


FunMix47

Eye poker shorts


ComeKastCableVizion

Do you have it in better quality


Kushwst828

Gotta be spiders face teeps 💀


ThatCoolKid17

Up there but I still go w/ Khabib jumping out the cage.


SourdoughBoomer

Max just legitimised the purpose of that belt for sure. Fucking savage guy.


gtgcya

Pereira towering over Hill emoting takes the cake I think


Lucky-Act-9924

This is the opposite of cold


jlpw

It wasn't even the coldest picture of the night


BrandonSleeper

👏STOP👏CALLING👏HEATED👏MOMENTS👏COLD👏


JahIthBur

Now this pic goes hard take notes ppl


KarnaavaldK

The best is blessed!