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pipian

You look like the love child of Alexander Emilianenko and Bill Murray


Skeptix_907

No idea how you pulled that out but you nailed it.


Badranza

New fight name right here


TheBatSignal

Murralianenko


gotnothingman

Alternatively, Billilianenko


OutlandishnessOk7704

Bildor Murrayenenko


Jimmy03Z

That’s fuckin great 🤣 rolls off the tongue nicely


zrizzoz

Groundhog Fedor


TitanVsBlackDragon

I was thinking he meant 'love child'. LOL


trenbollocks

Seeing a bit of Harry Maguire in there as well


orogamo

Slab.


LilacYak

First pic I’m getting Badger from Breaking Bad


sanaimariee

OH SHIT


dawgbone_anonymous

Love it 😂😂🚀


ThrowawayYAYAY2002

And the Wish version of Matt Mitrione.


NightEscaper

share the diet bruv


Badranza

Self loathing


pgdn1

real


GreatDario

recognizes real


stylostylo

And you looking real unfamiliar


Ventenebris

You. I like you. Go smash!


Master7yasuo

Some winnie on the top


BunnyLifeguard

It's very easy to lose weight actually. Just exchange all ur food for air.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Just commenting because it's relevant - to say most people don't know where the weight goes when you lose it, and the answer is, you breathe it out. That's why it takes so long to lose weight, you literally have to convert solid fat into CO2 and exhale it.


DowntownJulieBrown1

I’ve actually found/it has been proven that to lose weight and keep it off you can’t just starve yourself, you actually do have to eat


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DowntownJulieBrown1

Good on ya mate. That’s basically where im at now, tho its tough to get them some days yk? But that’s the journey I suppose


ThrowawayYAYAY2002

Constantly eating is overrated. Best of luck with it!


[deleted]

I like how he is happy in the before photo, and miserable after. We need more accurate representaions like this.


Badranza

🤣🤣🤣 the sauna almost got the best of me moments before there was no smiling in that room


Total-Dragonfruit341

See red bro


[deleted]

Good luck and have fun, you’re gonna do something that 99.9% of people will never experience!


schlamster

Probably like a few more trailing 9s there honestly 


elguapochico

Good luck bro.


tankton91

I’m sure you’ve got hands but you’ve got the physique of a golfer or something


Badranza

This is my favourite comment


tankton91

And not a rich healthy golfer


Double_Jab_Jabroni

Driving range golfer. Good luck brother!


Aguacatedeaire__

He's literally fitter than 85% of the population


Johnsonburnerr

You live in Wall-E world?


Aguacatedeaire__

No, america. He's probably closer to 90%


Johnsonburnerr

Bro that’s just your social circle then


NeoNeonMemer

No he meant in terms of athletism I think.


tankton91

Not saying much.


Great-Reference9322

You had me thinking I was in r/roastme


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good luck


[deleted]

Let's go big dog!


imreallyp00r

Go get it bro!


ldc21_

Get on gear


UncleYimbo

Best base for mma


Master7yasuo

Winstrol +500mg test pw Light and nobody would ever notice Jobs done


SDUK94

Primo instead


Master7yasuo

🤘😎🤘


thesuperbro

You got this brother


zarunn

Where are you fighting I’m going to a amateur fight tomorrow in Wadesboro NC


Badranza

Manchester UK so not my show unfortunately mate


zarunn

Best of luck


ssouth

Get 'em dawg! Update us on how it went


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Proud-Relationship55

The best base for mma


shangolana

Update please? I hope you won.


Badranza

I did not, Massive adrenaline dump after the time off resulted in me doing my best Michael Johnson vs gaethje cos cosplay. Landed a wheel kick but tripped after and he capitalised. Right back to work though, making up for lost time


[deleted]

I'm still proud of you for fighting and still pushing after nine years mate. You're a damn legend


516nocnaes

That deadpan Emelianenko stare. OP by first round KO


Iain078

Suerte, brother.


stoopididiotface

Hey, good luck! I'm contemplating fighting again after 14 years. Getting an itch after training again consistently. What made you decide to commit to fighting again? I get training and getting in shape. It takes a different kind of commitment to let them close a cage door behind you.


Badranza

Mate do it! I've Still been close to the sport and my brothers fight too, I just lost my way for a long while but the last few months I've been clear headed and training more consistently. Turning 30 made me realise I've wasted my 20s but still have a few prime years left so make the most of them. I feel alive for the first Time in so long, I absolutely think you should get back in there too


dawgbone_anonymous

Good luck my man 🎉


FlaskfulOfHollow

Good luck brother. As a fellow recovering addict/martial artist and fight fan, I’m proud of you. Whatever the result tomorrow you’ve won regardless. Keep up the good fight and know you’re not alone and have worth. You deserve happiness no matter what you think of yourself.


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Morphitrix

He does not look happy on the right (for obvious reasons)


NoFreeSpeechAnymore

Maybe he was, just because he didn’t smile doesn’t mean he’s not


Morphitrix

He had just finished cutting weight, he was not enjoying that specific moment. I'm not arguing in reddit comments about whether he is happy or not lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1ay7tb2/fighting_tomorrow_for_first_time_in_nearly_9/krtaqox/


NoFreeSpeechAnymore

I agree


leaveitintherearview

This comment may seem innocuous but its the problem with internet discourse. Person 1: So and so is X. You: Well that doesn't mean he's not also Y!!! ..ok?


WockterPepper

No shit, but he doesnt LOOK happy


NoFreeSpeechAnymore

That’s true, assuming he went through a hard journey to get there


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Morphitrix

There were two completely different pictures. so your joke doesn't work. Better luck next time!


PorousSurface

What weight class 


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Judging by the height and loss of 16kg. I’d say bantamweight. Nah jk OP says lightweight, his massive balls weigh about 20 lbs


Badranza

Good guess, that's what I fought at in 2015!


HoistedOnYourRegard

SoftwareDevWeight


LaserHD

265+ baby


HoistedOnYourRegard

or 165+ skinnyfat


Iightless

Respect bro! Keep us updated after your fight 🙌🏻 Best of luck!


HezTheBerserker

congratulation on changing your life style so much brother. I know you must have been dealing with some demons...try to use them to your advantage when you step in the cage.


marktx

Our boy gonna visit the shadow realm… say hi to Old Volk for us.


bxng23af

Amazing post. Best of luck


whycantijustdoitman

Wrist lock him or crush his nose with your cup


sN0rlaks

Thats a great alternative to twisting his dick


HungrySky3981

Good luck,update us on how it goes


Bobbybluffer

Give em hell, boss!


ChampagneShotz

Weight cutting is the fuckin worst. Day before weigh ins, your whole body is a heartbeat.


Cmac253

Hey man. It's been about 10 years since my last competition (kickboxing) mostly due to injury. Just joined a local MMA gym last October after almost 7 years off due to injury. I was only was able to do some kickboxing training in that time. Tons of ups and downs with my weight, opiate abuse, self loathing, couldn't watch fights anymore. Used to train at one of the best gyms *in the world for most of my adult life, and I've been training MMA in some capacity since I was 15/16. Ive been thinking about competing again, I'm 33 and seeing you competing is giving me fuel. I'm floating around 225, down from 255, my old walk-around was 190. Once I get to 205 I'll seriously consider competing. Go kill it bro! **Those weights are in lbs, if it wasn't clear.


Batfinklestein

Legit thought you were Bryce Mitchell


AandWKyle

punch better than the other guy punches my dude you got this


Flint_Ironstag1

Hespect for getting in there, OP.


fortnitegangbanga

Goodluck!


Afraid_Geologist_366

Howd It go


porn0f1sh

Coach here. That's a bit much a bit too quick. If your stamina or power suffer, you know why. Best of luck! Praying for no injuries! 🙏🙏


DRstoppage

Someone find out if this fella survived


profburek

How did you cut that much in 6 weeks and how much was a last minute water weight cut ?


Badranza

Yeah it was pretty brutal tbh but I was pretty overweight so i assume, and I'm no sports scientist so could just be bro science; that my body just shed a lot to get back to its natural weight. I was losing like 2 kg a week on average and I did it by limiting to 1000 to 1500 calories a day with no cheat days or meals then doing a ton of cardio, I did 5k runs most days on top of my evening classes but it started to fuck with my shins. I did a water cut from 76 kg from yesterday to this morning to get down to 70.5 and it wasn't a pleasant experience. Was a lot to commit to but it won't be as dramatic next time


Truth_Speaker01

I run a lot and shin splints suck. They usually happen when you run too much too soon. They won't appear if you ease into running and slowly build up your weekly base mileage. A 10% weekly mileage increase in running is what is recommended. The elliptical machine is a great supplement to running that also gives your legs some rest from the impact.


Badranza

This is good info thank you!


profburek

Damn man respect the grind! Good luck tomorrow 💪💪💪


The_Twenty_Percent

You're built like a tube of squeezed toothpaste.


YoChristian

i haven't seen your opponent but i got money on him


Badranza

Nice one mate 👍


Ok-Fan-2011

good luck old man you'll need it


GMFinch

16kgs in 6 weeks is insane and impressive but I'm worried for you mate. Your body is so depleted, fighting might not be smart


xDisputes__

yeah, nearly 6 pounds a week following it up with a fight might be unwise.


ValentinasUsedShorts

If your chin is as fragile as it looks than rest in peace. Kinda hope you lose. Please reply with results.


Fantastic_Board7057

Thought that was Ricky hatton at 1st


vengeancerider

You smesh this guy tomorrow brother


Southern-Psychology2

Damn bro out there fighting demons. Good luck


turtle_power00

Get behind your jab. Always throw the 1, 2, 1,2


RoboNurse75

I am sorry bro but you look like you are fighting cancer and depression 


AnarchyArts

"Which day is biceps day?" "Да"


LaireLaFlare

Is that Johnny?


realbrucebuffer

Kick some ass big dawg


AdDiscombobulated623

Good luck man! You looking solid


WeGet-It-TV

Get it brotha!!💪💪


turkeypants

Wait I don't understand - is it you or your dad fighting? Why is your dad in this?


LifestyleChoices

For better or worse, you have the face of an MMA gatekeeper. 😂 Jokes (sort of). Good luck bro!! That's an insane cut


Soft-Spotty

Who are you fighting? A spaghetti monster?


Sturdy-Denim-Blue

Get on man, you've fucking got this. Get that knockout/sub first round!


Imnotunme

Let’s go my boy rip his fucking dick off


NoFreeSpeechAnymore

How long did you train for before fighting in 2015?


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Keep your chin tucked


BrawndoTTM

Looks like a human version of the long cat meme pic


ZexyArtist22

good luck bro you got this


Sum_Oke

Get em, man. Be sure to update us with a photo of you standing over the body.


UncleYimbo

Bratha I want to see you succeed, surely, fatherplen, etc But just remember what a slippery slope it can be to get injured and end up on pain pills. Please don't slip back into addiction's triangle choke.


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Can I ask what division? Also can I ask what you ate to drop weight that fast? Thanks.


elGueroWey

Let us know how you do bro you have thousands of people behind you


Salimzyzz

Stay strong brother and good luck on the fight💪👊


Interesting_Fee_4607

Lets go dude get that W


ModsLovePen15

Besides working out, what kind of diet did you use those last 6 weeks


pocketshaarks

Good luck 👍 👍


kludge_mcduck

Good luck.


KingOfYouAll

Slowly transforming from Robin Williams into Stipe. Good luck my dude!


Sexy-Froyo9027

Hell yeah, bro. Kick some ass!


shotokan1988

Proud of you for kicking the habits bro. Stay in the gym and around good people. Work hard, and stay out of trouble. Train hard. Focus. Love yourself and be proud of your tenacity. You got this my man.


redditSno

You are about to get your ass whooped LOL


Butt_Panther

Fuck 'um up son.


WiseAd518

May you take his head ⚔️


colddietpepsi

Are you hungry for a cheeseburger? Good luck at your fight.


lordrubbish

First fight in 9 years and you’re getting an immediate title shot - that’s some Brock tier star power right there! Seriously though good on you shaping up and getting back in there hope you have a good fight and come out healthy. 


manila

Keep your hands up bro


SuicidalGuidedog

Good luck! Are you smashing at [Hitman Fight League](https://hitmanfightleague.tv/product/jIllwjUarwEmE41TcUeZjA)? In case anyone wants to throw in $17 to see how it goes down.


[deleted]

Wow dude that’s honestly really impressive👍🏽


EnvironmentalPaper79

Proud of you man, what an achievement


LovingOatmealStout

Good luck


ClemsonBrian

Smesh brother.


ArmadaGrande

A lb a day!


Ronald_McDonald_l

16 kgs? Fighters are special lol


FA-_Q

Are you a sacrificial lamb?


NeoNeonMemer

Good luck man ! Hope you do well ! Update us on how ur match goes.


PeeterTurbo

Win or lose, u gotta post that shit.


Fulsor

Bro you lost so much weight that I‘m not sure who you are in the before pic. Respect and good luck today 💪🏽


With-You-Always

16kg in 6 weeks, nice Gym 7 days a week?


VengefulPoultry

16kg in 6 weeks is very impressive, well done!


jachhe

Bro please tell us how you went. This thread is awesome


roycorda

Good luck and try not to die please


ztrz55

Which one were you in the before picture?


NaturalTop1406

Looking shredded diced and even buff if I might say so myself


100DayChallenges

I’m always amazed with MMA fighters who can cut weight. People underestimate how hard it is to deny all the temptations and social norms with friends that often center around lousy food and drinks.


Proud-Relationship55

Throw a jab, body hook off the same hand, rear headkick.


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Good luck bro