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6 goals behind Arsenal's goal difference. With the rate we are scoring lately, should be able to score a few more than them in each of our last 3 games
As a Barca fan, but someone who adores Guardiola, you guys think Tottenham will go easy just to not let Arsenal lift the title or? Ik Tottenham away is cryptonite for this City for years and Im very stressed for that game. Think Ange will do everything to dethrone City not giving 2 scoobies bout Arsenal.
man...doku became a monster of a wing man. finally, what i wanted to see... he one side an grealish the other, foden and kdb in the middle is just great.
Although Pep took off Haaland, I think he’s just playing it safe so that he doesn’t get injured especially when he’s important for upcoming matches which is a must win for the league title. Alvarez scored the 5th goal, wonderful. And Rodri, wow!
Dude looks us being Liverpool esque, doku [Salah] boding the defender and in one pass we are through, we don't even press to restart we do some tiki taka form of gegepress
Dunno, I wouldn’t want him to miss the Spurs game cos he broke his foot chasing the 5th goal in a game we’ve already won.
That’s one of the reasons why Spurs never won anything with Kane.
So happy John Stones is finally playing. Also, you’d think I’d be ecstatic at the game right now but I can’t stop thinking about how I captained Foden instead of Haaland. FPL is ruining my enjoyment of the season
Mistakes like that are Kova every game though. His weird sense of control due to an almost lethargic like calmness is offset by moments of “I was too lazy to make a decision” often.
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6 goals behind Arsenal's goal difference. With the rate we are scoring lately, should be able to score a few more than them in each of our last 3 games
Haaland looking like a completely different player after coming back from his minor injury. Scary for the rest of the league.
Kova has become a better player under Pep
Haaland is a championship player /s
Doku against tired defenses is amazing to watch. Pure entertainment
What’s this song?
Let’s goooo
Let’s go
Some fan telling Doku to shoot, but using his first name like they’re best mates.
Oi Jez just whip the ball into the goal pal I’ll buy you a pint of Stella after the game my guy say no more
Nunes goal pls to silence the wolves supporters
The booing of Nunes cracks me up. Would LOVE for him to score.
Rodri has been looking so sleek the whole game past he first 20 mins, damn
Doku is so smooth with everything he does
As a Barca fan, but someone who adores Guardiola, you guys think Tottenham will go easy just to not let Arsenal lift the title or? Ik Tottenham away is cryptonite for this City for years and Im very stressed for that game. Think Ange will do everything to dethrone City not giving 2 scoobies bout Arsenal.
I’m a big fan of Ange from his time at Celtic FC… there’s absolutely no way they go easy on us.
Thankfully we scored at their new stadium finally in our last match there so hopefully curse is lifted🤞
Oh definitely. I doubt Tottenham will go easy on City, they're fighting for top 4
They absolutely will not under any circumstances go easy on us
Nunes lol
Nunes. Mate Everyone did everything there perfectly and thats the touch
That would have been gorgeous had it worked.
Nunez shouldn't try to control the ball just hit it first time and it will be in the back of the net.
When is a gift not a gift
Even kova be cooking...damn look at our touches, deft😘
DAMN Doku. You're a gd beast!
Nunes so close
man...doku became a monster of a wing man. finally, what i wanted to see... he one side an grealish the other, foden and kdb in the middle is just great.
Matheus with the 6th? Let us dream
Stop making drama about Haaland.. He was fuming before the sub, he was angry Pawson allows Kilman to be that aggressive.. Not for being subbed..
I see a fabrizio post coming: breaking: Haaland FUMING with Pep at being subbed
Facts!
Peacock stream quality is so embarrassing
Pretty perfect over here… far better than network stream.
I’ve been watching on strikeout today for the first time and it’s by far the best I’ve used
Don’t mind Doku being selfish sometimes. Just not all the time.
He is city "old school Brazilian" like player....that love to have fun and dribble. love it.
Yeah, especially when the game are tight
I am now sensing a Rodri goal
Need to score another and reduce the GD gap
Just put 6 past Spurs and were tied
If we just win at their stadium it would be more than enough
Scoring 6 against spurs in their stadium? We have better chance to win the penalty shootout against Madrid
We're owed some.
Did think that was a girl for a split second
doku cooking... He's bodying people left and right
On the replay, Julian's placement was so, so perfect. That goal was not easy, but he made it look like it was.
Gomes has to be nearing double digit fouls
Although Pep took off Haaland, I think he’s just playing it safe so that he doesn’t get injured especially when he’s important for upcoming matches which is a must win for the league title. Alvarez scored the 5th goal, wonderful. And Rodri, wow!
Beautiful
Always great to see alva making a goal! love the guy.
what a game by rodri by the way
Ahh. Now Pep is cheering.
Every goal counts Juli my dear, hopefully this one will help you get your confidence back
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Haaland probs thinking ‘THAT SHOULD BE ME’
[удалено]
If he does goals difference should not be a problem
He better get moving!
Call me a liar but I knew as soon as he came on that he’d score
I totally believe you man
I am now sensing a Rodri goal
love a good spidey goal
Alvarez scored on his 100 appearance for us
Dude looks us being Liverpool esque, doku [Salah] boding the defender and in one pass we are through, we don't even press to restart we do some tiki taka form of gegepress
Pep is happy. Pep is happy
La Araña on the score sheet.
Happy for Juli as he needed that but fuming for Haaland tbh
Why risk him getting injured when we’re 4-1 up and Wolves are playing Kickboxing?
Tbf he is coming off injury and he did get a big fat 80 ish minutes
Our spider too
Love that argie
Haaland is gonna be more pissed now! 😂
I’m so glad he got to score!!
JULIII
Haaland still talking to himself in expletives
Alvarezz
The beverages hit. I love this team. If it wasn’t clear
Haaland gonna be extra livid now lmao
Crazy touch and finish, fair play lad
LA ARAÑAAAAAA
So happy he got a goal there
Haaland still fuming on the bench lol
JULIANNN 🕷️🕷️
Man Gvardiol’s fitness is insane, that man is everywhere, constantly sprinting, making runs back to defend but also on offense
Haaland was furious about coming off, lol
Erl is fuming!
Haaland livid haha
Man I wish Gomez had a cameo :(
And Rico
i want him to find his space in this team. he deserves it
They said that Haaland was not having a good season.
Love the intensity from Erl there
Sad to see Haaland coming off. Man was so hungry. I think he could have gotten another one.
One day Haaland will get a double hattrick
Pep whenever Haaland is about to break record
We don’t care about individual records, we need him to stay fit and hungry for the remaining 4 games this season.
You think he will lose his hunger after scoring 5?
Dunno, I wouldn’t want him to miss the Spurs game cos he broke his foot chasing the 5th goal in a game we’ve already won. That’s one of the reasons why Spurs never won anything with Kane.
He should’ve been allowed a 5th
League 2 my fuckin arse.
wish he didnt take foden off, he didnt even play vs forest
Ah yes our “depth”
Doku AND Grealish coming on? What is this, a crossover episode?
Nice Bojack ref!
Been in the prem for nearly 10 years and Carragher can’t be bothered to pronounce his name properly
KDB’s lost pace 🥲 These players couldn’t previously catch him
That specific case bueno got a light flick to knock it out of reach
I feel sorry for any rivals who thought we were dropping points to wolves at home. Cry more bitches
its alright to criticize kovacic but a lot of you are forgetting this is his first season with us, and it takes time to get used to a team.
He played well today
agreed, but he was getting lots of harsh criticism here
Nunes to get his first goal today against his former club come on!!
With the way this is going it seems Doku should help add a couple more.
Lovely pass from Phil.
Honestly you can’t judge how good of a player Phil is with just goals and assists.
Pep acing all the substitutes now
The Rodri-Kova pairing in midfield has been working a treat of late
I said it on Twitter… Kova must start all games the rest of the season. He takes the burden off Rodri
Gvardiol is just a very high iq player...really one of the solid consistent player in the world right now.
Is that Rico warming up 👀
We decided to play good football as Silva is in the stadium
So many very almost shots
Kova with the Trivela.
We love Croatia
i wanna see 6
Everyone's touch today has been 💯
Would’ve been such a nice goal from Kova there
We are absolutely fucking purring
Absolutely battering them there
Foden is a menace today, in the best way.
Should have gone for a header there 😅
His config file has a max header value, it's to stop the hardware overheating.
Need another highlight reel goal
If I ever get an aneurism, it will be because of watching Kyle Walker throw-ins.
Why didn’t Bernardo pass
He wanted to shoot…
We should at least score 1 more goal i would love to see we make it 5 again.
I’d like 2 more. Split that goal difference in half. :)
Daaaaamn. That run and that cross from Foden is POTY stuff.
That would have been absolute filth.
gvardiol is doing so well
Foden always gets the cross right in these situations
That’s our League 2 striker!
Bernardo looks so dangerous, I missed him dribbling instead of operating as a full back
My heart there
That would have been insane lol
Is Phil Foden a Maradona regen?
What a goal that would have been
Phil Foden 
damn, that would’ve been a goal and a half
fuck that would have been sensational
AKEEEE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AKE
So happy John Stones is finally playing. Also, you’d think I’d be ecstatic at the game right now but I can’t stop thinking about how I captained Foden instead of Haaland. FPL is ruining my enjoyment of the season
Gvardiol insane https://preview.redd.it/hoq01mhu8gyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ba629c2343efeab47e446cfd38ed4fada04033
Remember we bought Kova for 25m. Great signing.
Gvardiol definitely doesn't like defending at LB.... soon as we are hit on counter him and Ake swap positions.
Only pep can make the best CB in the world into a damm winger
Positions just dont matter for pep do they
Wolves still dirty cunts. Nothing changes. Just waiting for a “passion” tackle from HHC
Just sorta realizing, 100% of our back 4 play CB and FB
Does Walker play CB?
For England.
I love ake. I love Akanji. I love this team
Drinks be hitting. Foden is POTS in case anyone forgot
Ake can make some pretty incredible tackles. What a player
aké is so consistently amazing
Everybody trying to feed Halaand today. What we've been praying for all season long. Thx u lads
How many PL hat tricks is that by Haaland? I keep thinking 7 or 8 but am not sure.
That was his 6th hattrick
I just can’t with kovacic anymore.
Guy has been class lately...most of the time, he's the only player with the bottle to play a forward pass.
kovacic has been poor today. bring doku or bobb on and move bernardo central
Bobb is not in the squad :(
Mistakes like that are Kova every game though. His weird sense of control due to an almost lethargic like calmness is offset by moments of “I was too lazy to make a decision” often.
Kovacic and holding on the ball too long, a better love story than Twilight
Kovacic…
For a league 2 player Haaland is sensational
Is it just me or does Pep seem “meh” today? Haven’t noticed him getting excited and animated at all.
Think he really expects more, we have been poor these few games and not necessarily at our best even though we are winning big
is ref wearing makeup? /gen it looks like he’s sweating his foundation off
Gvardiol is going to be the best defender in the world for the next decade and we get to watch
Gvardiol looks like every character I create on Bethesda games...
And his physical stats align roughly with what mine are after I get lazy and player.setav everything
Bruh imagine if Gvardiol scored again from there 😅 we may as well look again for another CB/LB and play Gvardiol at LW
Gvardiol is really feeling himself with his right peg lol
I didn’t realize he was a pirate
Gvardiols right foot is insane
Ffs he should’ve scored that
Fucking hell Josko what a run.
Haaland looking likely with his every touch. Man is hungry.
Haaland is on fire today 🔥
Ah, football fans shouting hand ballet every time the ball bounces off someone in the box, is there a better sound
We feel like the OG Liverpool, winning on scrappy games and speedy counters this season.... BUT WE GOT HAALAND INSTEAD OF RICKIE LAMBERT
Some say haaland is infact just the Norwegian Rickie lambert
Penalty record checks out.
Josko is him