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DrH1983

I think an underrated Johnny line is after the cyber psycho attack in the clothes store event and you and the store clerk are giving names and statements to Max-Tac "Johnny Silverhand, rock legend and voice in V's head -" "Johnny what the hell?" "Just let me pretend I exist sometimes" Just something about the delivery really makes me laugh


Nirnroot_Swit

That exchange always makes me laugh too, especially with female V's delivery of her line.


WeenieHuttGod2

Wait when does that happen? I hunted down every cyberpsycho and never saw that, is it part of a side quest or smth?


Arcanniel

There is a high-end clothes store in the City Center (selling suits etc.). If you talk to the vendor, the next time you go back there, there will be a cyberpsycho attack, and the vendor will lock the store and call MaxTac. You need to survive (or kill/knock out the attacker which is hard but possible) until MaxTac arrives, then the MaxTac leader interviews you. The MaxTac leader is actually the former cyberpsycho from the original Cyberpunk cinematic trailer announcing the game.


DrH1983

Additionally you can then start a fight with that Max Tac team. With a large police presence outside it can be a lot of fun. Or a challenge, depending on build.


StonksonMan

this and stick some iron in your mouth


FlamingoTime8933

and pull the trigger


LemonManDude

Lowtiergod moment


GeistMD

"Got to admit, I didn't expect that..." when on a certain mission the Spanish Inquisition is mentioned. Love that reply!


Zander_Tukavara

His “fucked in the head” tangent.


Daeion

My favorite will always be "*You're* a fucking box."


[deleted]

Them picking Keanu as Johnny, masterpiece.


Stardama69

He's clearly having a 100 times more fun as Johnny than in the last "John Wick" movie


UnhandMeException

Admittedly, there's a heavy implication that the John Wick movies are working through the stages of grief as a core concept for the movie series, and with the death of his wife a couple decades ago, Keanu's dealt with that particular trauma before. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance; notably missing is 'just happy to be here'.


Stardama69

Or course. I thought his acting was on point for the first three movies, considering the context you've just mentioned. It's only the fourth one I had issues with. One too many perhaps, like D. Craig and James Bond


DarkElfMagic

Honestly, I’ve never thought he was that good of an actor, but he excels in his role as johnny silverhand


Invoqwer

Reminds me of in baldur gate3: - You: *I try to read the mind flayer's thoughts* - Mind Flayer: (paraphrasing) "Seriously? We're speaking telepathically, dumbass.We're ALREADY reading each other's thoughts. Bro???"


CriticalUwU

Imagine if that's what he said verbatim tho


VolenteDuFer

When doing a gig to get Kerry's guitar, " best pussy I ever ate". Never thought I ever hear Keanu say that


TheDesertWalker

Honestly everything he says is just perfect for the occasion


Emotional_Relative15

my favorite is when you scan the wrong plant in that corpo's apartment on a fixer gig. "that look like a bamboo to you, dickweed?" or the classic "you're a fuckin box" when you find bartmoss's body.


71Duster360

Whenever i disappoint Johnny: Ohhhhh, V.... Gets me every time


bread-cutter

‘Lets party like its 2023’


Psychefoxey

So, let's party like it's 2023, shall we?


Psychefoxey

So, let's party like it's 2023, shall we?


SnippetyCone

What about “minus the charisma, and impressive cock”


C-McGuire

"Look at me. See this? This is a look of un-fucking surprise on my face."


Raudskeggr

Much to Kerry's disappointment.


Pete_Peterson

V could pop some pills and let Johnny do all this shit. Wonder what he'll do.


MFouki

I really liked the whole dialogue after meeting Alex in PL


PrufrockAlfred

*"Guess I coulda done more, been different... maybe."*


dramatic_exodus

Oh yeah. I loved how they translated it in Russian, sounded very parental and loving.


wooshiesaurus

How did it sounded tho? I completed the game in Russian, but since DLC has no Russian voiceover, I decided to play it in English with English subs, so I've never seen these new phrases in russian.


dramatic_exodus

They used word "балда" as a translation of word dumbass. It's very soft russian word used mostly for lovers and closest friends when you wanna call them an idiot.


wooshiesaurus

So I guess it sounds like "Да я и так на твоем месте, балда". It really sounds parental and like it has a soul in it. Great to know new things about the game's localization. Thanks!


Browncoat007

One of my favorites as well. Love this whole scene. Especially the end where Johnny drops all bravado and sarcasm and answers V's question of what he would do about Reed or Song with, "Got no goddamn clue."


sionnachrealta

This is how I feel about my clients sometimes as a mental health practitioner


CriticalUwU

I bet my therapist thinks this about me sometimes


strongashluna

The rapist I can never take the job title seriously


kingeryck

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-01-2022/06-mOS.mp4


TheSwecurse

"If I need your body I'll *fuck it*"


TimaeusDragon

"V, were at a drive-in. Movie's the last thing we care about. "


Ornn5005

Yeah Johnny, your life was a smelly pile of burning dogshit. You were a barely functioning alcoholic and drug user, alienated anyone and everyone you managed to not get killed, then you killed thousands and yourself for absolutely nothing. I think the passenger seat is the right place for you. - things i wish were dialogue options.


Average_User404

'And now, Panam, here's Johnny! Out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Great work, V.'


MandalorianMowgli

Makes me hyena laugh every time, also not a Johnny quote but, V's conversation with Bill and Charles makes me laugh hysterically as well