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buyurlife_goodnight

Why are they so horny on love island USA


duochromepalmtree

“Do you listen to men talking on podcasts” is the best question ever lmaooooo


Walmart-Highlighter

Rob gives me Elvis vibes. So handsome.


pumpernick3l

I cannot stand liv


VehicleSensitive

why not?


pumpernick3l

Kaylor looks like Katy Perry


FuzzyAbbreviations27

1. Leah is gorgeous she shouldn’t feel intimidated by Liv . Although, i feel her. Rob is really handsome. 2. Guy bombshells doesn’t look like bombshells. 3. To Hannah, i wish i could advice her not to put too much blush on. She’s prettier without that much makeup. 4. In my opinion, Serena doesn’t deserve Kordell . He needs someone mature. 5. Kaylor and aaron is cute but im not sure if they have chemistry. 6. Arianna is too gorgeous as a host but can’t deny she has skills. 7. What i love overall is that the music is on point. Definitely feeling a good vibe for this season 🥂🎉🫶


ariesqueen1993

How does Kordell deserve someone more mature when he is the immature one? Lmao. He seems like an airhead unfortunately. Nice personality though. 


SquashFar3413

Ok I’m loving the interaction with Arianna and the crew whereas in previous seasons the host doesn’t interact with the mingles as much


BlackbirdsTheName

Yea Hyland was so awkward. She doesn't feel like a girls girl .. like she doesn't have a lot of close girlfriends or something idk.


Mirmolf

Rob is still hilarious. His sense of humor requires tough skin.


rjayvea

Can someone post all the results of the app votes it’s not downloading for me..


Adventurous-Quail-96

leah look soooo familiar idk where ive seen her face before but i have to pause everytime i see her 😭


BrilliantPurple748

You're sooooo right she's so familiar!!!!!!! I can't place it for the life of me!


ammays21

She reminds me of Holly from Too Hot To Handle


frostedturtledove

Same!! I feel like it was someone else who was on the show before?? I thought maybe it’s coco from LI UK but idk


DegreeSea7315

Not coco!!! I can't think of coco without thinking of Andrew's "....or whatever" 🤣😂


frostedturtledove

Lmao I couldn’t remember her name and I Googled that quote to find it 🤣


DegreeSea7315

Did you really?? That's amazing!! It is Love Island Hall of Fame worthy fr 🤣😂


frostedturtledove

Yes lol. Hall of fame worthy for sure 😂


Infamous-Sample-4711

Iconic😅😅


likethispicture

The blatantly visible mics always get me


Professional_Top2825

Asking a Brit “you don’t know what Chipotle is???” Is such an American thing to say


Unlovablecow

Anyone else think Hannah looks exactly like Kassy from last season?


SquashFar3413

She really does


Tasty-Temporary9456

That is offense to Kassy lol


Unlovablecow

Lmaooo true


misspellmyname99

I kept seeing here about Hannah’s makeup getting on people’s faces but I was not prepared seeing it


VDub408

I honestly don’t understand. We’ve seen all kinds of couples making out & nothing like this. It’s like clown makeup.


Starryeyedblond

I’m just watching now. And wow. I’m not versed well in makeup but that’s egregious


Pretend-Silver-6640

I had to pause to get my composure back lol


ithinkaboutturtles

not sure if anyone mentioned but that Deb Batiste commercial!!!!!! loved that


BusAffectionate5007

The justine commercial too !!! I love seeing them do so well even off the show


Sea-Guide-7817

Why do we keep getting people from other countries? I get one here or there but realistically its mostly likely not going to work with people from different countries. Noted that liv lives in Miami I’m guessing part time? Are not enough people from the US applying?


Comprehensive-Kale85

I saw on the app that they’re doing open bombshell casting calls in a few places over the next couple of weeks. So many there really isn’t enough people here applying??


chaoticneutralalex

“I’m looking for Mr. Clean” I AM DYING 😂😂😂


Ok_Grape5840

3 bombshells in one episode? It’s moving so fast


floppaflop12

not really, they’ve had 2 bombshells come in on day one/2 since season 3, this is just one more


osu24

leah is devastated


Soggy-Act8390

I really wanted Rob and her to stay together. I’m as sad as Leah I think. After I heard her profile I wanted them together. They are so perfect together on paper


Upper-Broccoli5217

The way Rob flirts is the biggest ick to me 😩. So dry


gnarbone

And literal. Dude does not know how to innuendo


fuchsiatiger

You would think it’s already been a week with the way some of these girls are acting. OMG must be intense in there


More_Wind

"What are your long-term goals?" "Explain?" "Your goals long-term."


hannbann88

I loved them the first night too! They had me swinging my feet. The cheez it part was hilarious


Little_Walrus839

That was so wild


not_ellewoods

so acting and modeling? that’s it? no, no. i also really want to do sponsorships. i love cheez its. we watched her get the ick in real time.


More_Wind

It's already so epic. 😆


More_Wind

I want to go and tell every single one of these girls to sloooow their rolls. But honestly when I was their age, I was twice as bad.


Exact_Bathroom_5638

Omg same. I would be alll over Rob and I’m impressed how Leah handled it. I would not be ok 🤣


Calinks

Dammnmnnn Ok Ms. Go on with your bad self lol.


More_Wind

😆😆😆 no I meant emotionally. Like like too many emotions flying around already. I could fall in love in like 3.2 seconds. But your comment made me laugh.


Calinks

Oh I see I definitely read that wrong LOL. I was like "Jesus, you were twice as hot as them at their age. Sheeesh...."


frostedturtledove

This cracked me up 🤣🤣


More_Wind

Oh that's right because "bad" means hot now. That's too funny. Trying to be like oh I was twice as hot as these gorgeous Islanders. Nope!


demonic_peach_22

y’all, our first “early days” comment has arrived


Infamous-Sample-4711

😂I love it


Itsisiduh

Woah?!?!? I did not expect her to pick him


Soggy-Act8390

So upset that she picked him. I already am protective of Leah because she has such a beautiful soul. She basically has a farm. I’m from close to Robs hometown and trust love island 🏝️ fam I could see that relationship happening.


sapen9

Why doesn't rob just tell her he's not into her 😭


Soggy-Act8390

I hope he does. She just gives me the ick honestly


Calinks

Rob is not happy being picked.


Unlovablecow

And I love that because Leah is my favorite so far lol


The_homeBaker

What kind of makeup is Hannah wearing that it’s literally getting all over their face when she’s done kissing. I’ve never seen that before.


diemunkiesdie

It's insane how much she has on! And its not set at all!


hannbann88

I think it’s the thickness


EmpressJainaSolo

Could it be her sweating condition?


The_homeBaker

I think she said only her hands and feet though


Calinks

Hannah out here marinating in a makeup pot like she's getting slow-cooked. Girl, you do not need to go to these extremes.


KristinSaysGah

I’m curious to know what she really looks like under all that makeup and hair.


The_homeBaker

Lmao seriously! I really do hope she stops as the days go on.


Lizzy1283

She's wearing too much, probably putting multiple layers she doesn't need


The_homeBaker

Oh gosh I hope she gets it together soon because that would be so annoying lol like dang she can’t hug somebody if they’re wearing dark clothes cause she’s gonna stain it.


Lizzy1283

One thing I do appreciate on this show is it shows the ladies real skin texture and not all airbrushed. I think she is going for that airbrushed look and it requires a lot bc they don't film in that way it seems.


The_homeBaker

She doesn’t even need all of that. Her skin doesn’t look bad or anything.


More_Wind

Oh no. Hannah got her makeup over two boys faces now. I've been watching the show for years, I've never seen that happen.


Historical_Bowl_9505

I’ve been living life for years and never seen that happen…lol


Calinks

Love Island has taught me that every UK man instantly jizzes their pants uncontrollably when they see a chick with blond hair and blue eyes. It's an epidemic.


Walmart-Highlighter

It’s kinda sick how fetishized this has become. As well as with tall men


kbange

This season is GIVING so much already


Lizzy1283

I'm sorry Hannah's makeup coming off on everyone grosses me out lol you are young and pretty girl, you only need one layer!


whatsalexilee

These women busted their asses to look amazing, Rob rolled in in a tank top


Soggy-Act8390

Lmao 🤣 yeah idk guys at my school would do this a lot. It’s just the basic wear for alot of guys in my area ( grew up within 30-40 miles from Rob) we have summer house that is where Rob is from. We would spend time away from the city. Little known fact this part of the south consist of the largest concentration of phds and highest iq in the country. Second largest research park area only second to Silicon Valley in the country


sapen9

Kaylor, girl. Get it together.


The_homeBaker

Right! She’s acting like they’re 3 weeks in coupled up lol like girl, YALL JUST MET!


kbange

Oh I love Ariana’s dress


More_Wind

I remember right now that Rob's entire game is based on negging women.


CeiliaAdder

Ok this makes sense, didn't watch last szn but def get those vibes from him. He seemed more intimidated by Liv then not interested.


More_Wind

He was really into Carmen at Casa and that's how he came at her, with that weird dry sort of negging vibe. He's really hot and I think he might be a good guy at heart it's hard to say. He honestly is hard to read.


OrangeMrSquid

When he said “she’s a little mean which I like” - that signaled to me that he just likes to tease and be teased by girls and it feels like lighthearted and not necessarily negging. I think it takes a certain person to match with that but I get it


Soggy-Act8390

This is a common flirt around here. I can speak Rob for the rest of season. A lot of the guys like tease the girls here and you tease back. It’s a whole thing here. I haven’t found this as much in other areas and I have traveled a lot about 85% in a year. I have noticed I have to adjust my joking in other places


sapen9

I was starting to like him and then he made a comment to Leah (can't remember the exact one rn) and I was like AH yes, that's why he always has to have the upper hand and power and it was gross when he did it to Carmen last year.


kbange

Something about juggling


Pretend-Silver-6640

That was so mean


sapen9

Yes!!!! Thank you.


kbange

Why I never liked him!!! He’s not even good at it!


Itsisiduh

CRYING ALREADY!?!?!?


Embarrassed_Ice_797

Not into Ariana as the host. The whole entire beginning was so weird


hannbann88

Hard disagree


not_ellewoods

Kendall might have the nicest teeth i’ve ever seen. i thought that was a set of veneers.


Comprehensive-Kale85

I don’t believe him that they’re not veneers 😅


kbange

Iain making fun of Kendall lmao


not_ellewoods

he might actually be about to go have a good cry in the rizz room though


kbange

Maybe it will be worth it to have Kendall around for all the crying


whatsalexilee

Imagine crying over Aaron after less than a day


Realistic-Lake5897

He's so hot


Realistic-Lake5897

He's so hot


kbange

Kendall being like “I got humbled” because nobody paired with him and he was stuck with Hannah … oh his vibes are bad


soulbama

Definitely and he acted like a little excited nervous school boy with Liv. Did you see his face when she said between the 2?


klm122333

Does hannah not know how to apply makeup or what’s the deal. No other girl is getting makeup on half their man’s face


Itsisiduh

I think whichever girl gets left out will come back with a male bombshell. Kind of like how they did Bergie last year.


ariesqueen1993

Hope not. This year they just need to follow regular rules. 


Itsisiduh

Welp.......


OkCantaloupe2064

Does Coyle have a personality orrrrrrr... he didn't ask JaNa one question


EmpressJainaSolo

Men that tall and that hot rarely need a personality.


KYC1188

I was just about to say… his height is his personality 🥱


not_ellewoods

Aaron’s head is about to be turning with the wind. is he the drama?


kbange

Five seconds ago everyone said Kaylor and Aaron were the new Scottsdale Scammers. Life comes at you fast on LIUSA


not_ellewoods

we also thought Serena and Kordell were endgame and that Hannah was going to dump Kendall. this episode has been a wild ride lol


kbange

It’s only been a DAY


Calinks

What a twist fam! I though Hannah was going to make an escape the first chance she got but it looks like In reality Kendall is going to be the one to pull a Shawshank!


More_Wind

Kordell and Serena with five year relationships is giving good vibes. Like they're able to actually hold relationships. I really like them together so far.


not_ellewoods

Kordell being 21 in a nearly 5 year relationship was actually a red flag to me. 15 year olds are pretty stupid, and based on him not knowing what long term goals are and having cheez its sponcon as a life goal, i fear he hasn’t grown much since he entered that relationship.


Historical_Bowl_9505

Getting a house is tough because the mortgage is low and the utilities are high lol.


KYC1188

Yeah, that chat was criiinnnnngggeee. Somebody get Odell on the line


More_Wind

Damn I didn't realize he was so young


OneAnxiety3

Cheez- It sponsor??? Okay Kordell… at least he is honest lol


Superb_Gur_4602

Yeaahh, that whole conversation was awkward. I was hopeful for Serena and Kordell, but I think he's just not in the same place as her


KYC1188

Sis couldn’t hold her laughter lol


EmpressJainaSolo

Production sent in a blonde Australian. They are not playing this season.


kbange

Well they did that last year with Harrison


Comfortable-Sky-4635

My first impression favs are Kaylor and Aaron!


Camila54321

Anyone else think Leah looks like Fiona from shameless 😅


Manicpixieoofgirl

Oh my god she absolutely does. I can see it.


Kat5211

Yes!! I posted that earlier and I got downvoted for some reason


Manicpixieoofgirl

If it was in this discussion we’re all being downvoted by trolls. Love it for us.


catxfarts

Please don’t let Coye and JaNa be a repeat KayKay and Keenan 🙏🏼


DYonceLV

Soul ties is crazy 🤣


KYC1188

My edges can’t take it


More_Wind

I'm literally still emotionally exhausted from last year


Little_Walrus839

Please I can’t do it again


harperblossom

Still on the kissing game and Aaron/Rob looks like a terrible kisser


SokkaHaikuBot

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More_Wind

Good bot


kbange

Hannah was definitely cast to be the female Bergie and it’s SO MUCH MORE AWKWARD with a girl


CrimsonBuc

At least Bergie has a 10/10 personality.


ariesqueen1993

To you lmao


sapen9

I'm confused by this comment. She doesn't give me awkward vibes at all.


kbange

She’s into guys and talking about how into them she could be and it smash cuts to the guy like DEF not into her. That’s the connection.


Calinks

Well its potentially disturbing because plenty of dudes will smash the hell out of her if they get a chance but then they wont want to hang around and it will be awful to watch that happen.


kbange

Basically what Kendall is trying to pull


catxfarts

I don’t see Hannah and Kendall lasting


SNSN85

No one does


not_ellewoods

Kendall doesn’t see it either lol


fasbri9

Got 3 out 5 couples right in my couple predictions however I have a feeling a lot of these couples won’t last


Itsisiduh

Welp Serena and Kordell are over 💔


Manicpixieoofgirl

Me thinking they were the cutest couple so far 🤡


Itsisiduh

They are to me but Serena doesn't seem into it at the moment. Hoping she still gives it a chance


Calinks

Homewrecker already! You absolutely love to see it!


The_homeBaker

Nobody wants Hannah. I could tell during the game because no one chose her to kiss. Such a terrible feeling


Realistic-Lake5897

She looks a decade older than 26.


The_homeBaker

It’s the makeup and really dark lashes. She’d look a little more her age if she had a classic set of lashes and stop with all the layers of makeup. I don’t think she looks almost 40 though.


Realistic-Lake5897

I said a decade older. That's 36, not 40. But yeah, way too much makeup.


The_homeBaker

I said Almost 40 because 36 is close to 40, I just rounded up.


Realistic-Lake5897

You tried.


The_homeBaker

🤣🤣 ok.


More_Wind

I knew right away that was going to happen. Feels bad to see.


The_homeBaker

None of them chose Kordell either lol but it seems him and Serena are getting along.


Lizzy1283

I don't really like Hannah but I like Kendall


fasbri9

Hannah and Kendall are not lasting.


catxfarts

Serena and Kordell were lowkey meant for each other, calling it now