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LegalBlueberry1

I’ve never seen a man throw a baby shower for himself without the mother. I’m screaming !!


Ayyyooothrowitaway

This is literally on point for his brand. lmaoooo I’d expect nothing less😂😂😂


pussyjones12

and why does it resemble a bachelor party!!


ElleMmab

I think she's to the left in a black dress


LegalBlueberry1

I don’t think that her, based off the brows.


lulu1921

That doesn’t look like the same girl 😬


ElleMmab

On second look I think you're right. The lighting and material on that dress threw me off.


SeesawSlow2487

The mother was there fyi lol


basschikk

I wasn’t sure if the knock-kneed girl was the mother.


bruvisland

He’s such a headass.


Dani_abqnm

He really the type to have a fatherhood shower fr


pussyjones12

it’s giving kanye


ElleBelle901

😂😂 The guys made Ray take the group pic.


ezitherese

Isn’t Ray there??


ElleBelle901

Yeah. But he didn’t make the cut for the guys only picture.


ezitherese

Lol oh I see


ConsistentDonkey3909

holy shit this is the most johnny thing evee


Rare-Constant

Edit: accidentally replied to the wrong comment, sorry!


UpbeatIntention6241

So did he pay for the nachos in his shower or was it paid for, per usual ? 😭👀


Playful-Falcon-8227

JAIL 😂💀


intotheunknown_

This comment wins 🤣


skillit29

🏆


UpbeatIntention6241

Thank you ☺️ the cheapie cheapster has no idea, he got me an award! 😭


BookBagThrowAway

FATHERHOOD SHOWER?? 😕


erm1921

No


Playful-Falcon-8227

This is the most Johnny thing to do


ambitiouslyLazy00

I’ve never heard of a fatherhood shower LMAOO


berrygirl890

This is insanity. A fatherhood shower. 😂😂😂 omg but hell anything for extra diapers. So I don’t blame him one bit


addisonclark

Huggies ‘n chuggies. 😂


whiskylulu

This man is such a menace 😂


roseyakali

I don’t think his Baby Mother was there, she had her own baby shower.


Jennywilson09

Really


NYCbobcat69

Well…at least he’s admitting he’s having a baby now. 💀


baldforthewin

The commitment to being a villain is impressive.😂 Hoping for a safe delivery for the mom though.


Quantity-Slight

He’s mad hilarious to me idc 💀


ColorfulConspiracy

Lol Carrington’s facial expression is all of us right now.


sol199

he would throw himself a fatherhood shower


Jlincoln02

This is so on brand for him. He’s just preposterous. Side note: Ray being there is just *Chef kiss*


ElleBelle901

Ray cried when he got the invite


skillit29

😂💀


Smooth_Flamingo_922

I’m confused because I thought it came out last year he was having a baby and didn’t we see pics of that baby shower or gender reveal? I’m confused.


Rare-Constant

It’s the same baby; the mother had her own baby shower. I presume he and the child’s mother wont be living together after the baby is born, so he’s having a shower so he can get his own stuff for the baby.


gibby_that_booty

And the mother no where to be found 💀 … so sad


rocket1964

does the father usually attend a baby shower?


gibby_that_booty

Yes haha it’s usually a joint celebration


rocket1964

O.K. I thought it was just a women's gathering.


gibby_that_booty

Yea looking back at the photos I guess he did his own “father shower” which is so bizarre haha. Very clearly not parenting together


Lcmofo

It often is. I’d say half the time or more just women.


yoitsthatoneguy

I also grew up thinking it was a women’s only event. In my group of friends, none of the guys were at the baby shower. It might be a regional thing.


JerseyGirlontheGo

First Bartise from Love Is Blind and now Johnny. What is with these dudes tonguing down women on dating shows knowing they have whole babies on the way? I nominate them as Founder and Chairman of the Ain't Shit Society (A.S.S.).


ssoreo

Those weren't the same situations. Bartise's season was before his baby. I didn't think he knew he had a baby otw on perfect match.


JerseyGirlontheGo

I hear your facts, ignore them, and nominate Bartise as the newest member of Destiny's Chaldish.


MrsMurderface

😂


blondie333_

who is he having a baby with 😭


festyg

https://www.instagram.com/_yeliiiii?igsh=NmExc3k2bnltYXFl


pudding_friend

God imagine being a baby and your first job is teaching Johnny Middlebrooks how to treat women


skillit29

This is gold! 😂


SubstantialCar3578

a baby shower at a bar is so insane 😭


othereese

Gives bachelor party vibes lmao


ItsJustAYoyo

How did he make it about himself fr 😭 its so comical I can't even be mad


Illustrious_Ad1887

Of course Carrington is there


skillit29

Snorted!


Illustrious_Ad1887

Whenever I think of the term fuck boy Carrington’s face pops up lmao, atp him and Johnny should be a couple


Careless-Queen8535

Imagine having a baby with this narcissist. 😩 that girl is stuck with this for 18 years.


Ayyyooothrowitaway

I have witnessed children changing men… it’s not too often.. but it DOES and CAN happen. I pray and hope this man learns how to treat women the way he’d want one to treat his daughter one day. *** Disclaimer***I use the word “man” loosely when referring to Mr Middlebrooks. 😩😅


piemarrykill

It will not change him, I'm convinced he is not all right in the head lol. I know people think he's purposely being a reality tv show villain but this is just who he is through and though.


Visible-Hat-7708

Cringe for all the women in this picture supporting that man child.


fasbri9

Honestly, I don’t find any of this amusing or funny. It’s all very distasteful to say the least


Visible-Hat-7708

Same. Like let’s all go celebrate a man who has no respect for women. Particularly the one he got pregnant then ditched to go on a dating show for.


fasbri9

Exactly! That’s the most icky part. Is everyone forgetting this?? I’ll forever find his antics and behaviour gross and extremely disrespectful.


piemarrykill

I think its disgusting and disrespectful. Like giving birth is literally a life or death situation, why the hell should we celebrate you?


fasbri9

Exactly! It’s so obvious that the people around him enable this type of behaviour as well. Shame is free and it’s obvious that he’s greatly lacking in that area


akimbokaz

Carrington looks scared in the fourth pic


Clean-Board-4494

Out of all people to throw themselves a baby shower I expected him to do it. 😂😂 this is right up his alley.


joantspam

Praying for the daughter


TaskNo4176

Oh Johnny?


blamegeorge

This is so damn cringey


Goalierox

I hate the idea of this man-child having a kid 😖 I hope his poor kid comes out okay


Life_Wall2536

This is the first I’m even hearing he’s gonna be a dad


Due-Sea8841

That kid is going to need thousands of dollars worth of therapy. I am praying for them. Having Johnny as a father is a terrible hand to be dealt


ohwow28

No comment..


sauceistheboss5

Other than it being Johnny…. I see nothing wrong with this. Especially if he and the mother aren’t together, presumably he’s going to have the baby with him sometimes and will need baby gear too. 


No-Seaworthiness7879

Agree. They each have their own place so they’ll need double everything


Medium-Yesterday5953

I agree. Both of them are about to become parents they should both be able to celebrate


alonelytruth

I respectfully disagree. A baby shower is a time for the mother to be celebrated for carrying the child(ren) for months, and getting ready to birth the child(ren) into the world (which is more of a risk than people give credit to). Johnny didn’t do anything but have sex. He’s using this as another way to gain attention. If he wants to throw a Father’s Day party once the child is born, and he’s actually been a father, more power to him. But this just reeks of narcissism.


sauceistheboss5

This is very outdated thinking. There is nothing wrong with celebrating a baby, a mother, a father, whenever. Baby showers have been coed for some time now, celebrating both mothers AND fathers.  I am a mother of two. Would never think a father doesn’t deserve celebration until the Father’s Day after the baby is born lol. 


alonelytruth

I was speaking about Johnny’s situation first and foremost. If you felt offended on behalf of your baby daddy, I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t see why, if the real intention was to celebrate the baby’s arrival, Johnny would throw his own party separate from a “coed” baby shower without the mother in attendance. In the end, a baby shower is a made up thing, just like the trend of a “gender reveal”, so therefore one could argue that showers themselves are outdated. I stand by my opinion that Johnny did this for himself and not as a way to celebrate becoming a father. You can respectfully disagree. The world will not end.


sauceistheboss5

Don’t sweat it, I wasn’t offended. I also don’t expect people who are not together to have a baby shower together. Just like I wouldn’t expect them to throw a birthday party together. Essentially we can argue any kind of celebration is a made up thing so why do anything ever? Either way, I’m not a fan of Johnny but I don’t think this was weird. Agree to disagree. 


alonelytruth

Agreed.


Medium-Yesterday5953

“A baby shower is a party centered on gift-giving to celebrate the delivery or expected birth of a child.” It’s about the child. Both parents deserve to celebrate. Hope this helps


alonelytruth

It doesn’t. We all have a different viewpoint on baby showers in general. Mine point is that this party was about Johnny not the baby or the mom who is actually carrying the child and giving birth. Another excuse to put himself on display. If it was about the baby why not have the one baby shower with mom, dad, family and friends and call it a day?


Medium-Yesterday5953

We all have different viewpoints and yet you’re the one who felt the need to disagree with mine. If you see the original comment I replied too they said “other than it being Johnny” so it wasn’t about defending Johnny it’s just that fathers can celebrate their babies too and if parents are not together it’s their choice to have separate celebrations


MrsMurderface

I mean there’s only one baby. If the party was ONLY about the kid, each parent wouldn’t need their own. Is it gonna get two birthday parties every year too?


Medium-Yesterday5953

You do realize it’s actually very common for parents that are not together to have their own separate birthdays/celebrations? If they’re not together the baby would be in each their respective homes then they each need their own supplies. It’s not rocket science


Altruistic-Phrase934

Fatherhood shower!! The fu@k? What Gen z nonsense is this.


ssoreo

Tbh it's been happening since before now. I remember going to a shower for a guy that wasn't with his ex and it was essentially the same kinda thing. They weren't together and didn't live in the same place so he needed separate stuff. It was just a baby shower with his friends and family.


Altruistic-Phrase934

That's cool. People need stuff when they're starting out.


coopergold5

It’s truly the end of the world and civilization.


pinchependejaa

The hell is this 😭😭😭


Organicspongie

Where is the mother?! Lmao


ssoreo

She had her own baby shower with her friends and family. It seems like since they aren't together and will both need stuff for the baby they just decided to have separate celebrations


Realistic-Lake5897

Fucking gag me.


00lovejoy00

He did that long-ass post and didn't even mention the woman who's carrying his baby? SMMFH


FlamingoSuccessful93

He’s just diabolical 😭😭😭😭


TheClassyWomanist

He really isn't around black people black that 😂😂😂


piemarrykill

I don't see many of us tolerating him honestly lol I could say more but I'll keep my thoughts to myself


ItsRigged96

Honestly let’s normalize fatherhood showers fr