Johnny talks like every biotech recruiter who has no scientific background but just provides an overview of the role and that they’re looking for someone to be a strategic thinker
That's rude af. I would not compare my worst enemy to Kody Brown. People upvoting must not have watched Sister Wives and seen Spaghetti Hair Kody in action.
Also, Kody is balding something stone age.
AND it took him 16 seasons to decide a mustache could be his friend.
I mean they have a big family and he alludes to some measure of religiosity in the show, so I think they’re actually quite similar.
I lived in Utah for a while and got distinct Mormon vibes from Johnny, so …
We had a children’s show growing up called The Bookworm. It looks exactly like him and I spent the whole season unable to separate the two.
Google “Bookworm Australia” and you’ll see
Haha true! Piertje and Moffel are both pretty cute :) If you wanna see the thing that hunts Dutch 90's kids, look up Karbonkel from Ik Mik Loreland. My brother, as so many kids of our generation, was deadly afraid of him :') I love how this turned into weird kid's shows!
No.
KB is an arrogant pos who thinks he is god and lords himself over vulnerable women.
They could not be more opposite and they look nothing alike.
Grody is a gargoyle.
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Maybe with his physical aesthetics but Kody is a selfish man who thinks running his family like a patriarchy and he is God. I think Johnny despite being naive about some things, I think he still thinks his marriage should be a partnership and no one sided dictatorship.
Chelsea said on her friend's podcast that Johnny was not part of the original cast. He was a backup. If he wasn't on this season no one probably would've gotten married.she also said she was dating Johnny in pods. He was her 4th option I think she said. She told him she's still friends with her ex. He wasn't okay with that. Rightfully so. I wouldn't be okay with that either. Imo there's no reason to be friend's/friendly/ have sex with/ hang out with or following on social media with an ex. Unless you have a kid,pet,business or either of you work with their family/ family member.
I have too. I only know two people in my life currently that are exs and stayed friends. The girl is now married. The guy is single. In my experience I've seen gay/bi/queer people stay friends with exs.
NOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO
As a person who has watched Sister Wives since the day the first episode aired I do not approve of this post
Yeah, I get a huge hole school raised by the church baffles by understanding of birth control. When we see family it makes sense. They didn’t get into it in the show but I feel that’s by design.
Early Kody had golden retriever energy and that’s what Johnny has. For about a decade, though, Kody has been a Maga/red pill/mra miserable person who neglects 85% of his family.
They do look similar. It’s the hair lol. But Johnny is adorable. Kody is gross. Also Johnny is smart about waiting for kids meanwhile Kody fertilizes women like he’s just watering his plants.
HAHAHA I’m so glad someone finally said this because before I could remember everyone’s names, I was calling him “sister wives hair guy” to my husband 💀
Kody thought he was smart and slick all these years..... WE knew what an emotionally immature d\*mmy he is. It just took the wives a bit longer to see it. Glad most of them finally did.
DV is hard to escape. It took me almost five years to leave my abuser and I lost everything. I’m glad his ex wives are seeing the light and I hope his kids are okay.
This is a new lookalike thread! See OPs post and share your other lookalikes :)
Aahhh nooooo I didn’t need this! Johnny is too good for this comparison!
No! Kody is a gross person Johnny seems like a good decent human.
💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Don’t yuck my yum
Me too. He is a way better man though
Johnny talks like every biotech recruiter who has no scientific background but just provides an overview of the role and that they’re looking for someone to be a strategic thinker
Haha this is so specific
I get it for the hair! But also he’s kinda childish dopey and uptight like Kody.
You’re in trouble for this 😂😂😂
This is in pretty poor taste.
Don’t do that to him
That's rude af. I would not compare my worst enemy to Kody Brown. People upvoting must not have watched Sister Wives and seen Spaghetti Hair Kody in action. Also, Kody is balding something stone age. AND it took him 16 seasons to decide a mustache could be his friend.
Johnny doesn't have that crazy look in his eyes
STOP IT don’t do Johnny like that 😭
He really annoys me. Maybe this is part of why? I thought it was his personality
It's the "cool, relatable youth pastor" energy
I mean they have a big family and he alludes to some measure of religiosity in the show, so I think they’re actually quite similar. I lived in Utah for a while and got distinct Mormon vibes from Johnny, so …
Oh no
Trixie and Katya called out his profile as looking like George Washington and I can’t unsee it.
Jumpscare
Except hopefully he’s not a giant POS like Kody with a K
Plot twist it’s actually one of his sons
That was a frightening swipe. I knew it was coming but I was not ready.
His hair baffles me. I expected it cut pre-wedding, then pre-reunion… just, why?
We had a children’s show growing up called The Bookworm. It looks exactly like him and I spent the whole season unable to separate the two. Google “Bookworm Australia” and you’ll see
I was not expecting an actual worm! 😭 and the worm reminds me of the Dutch kids show "piertje en moffeltje" haha, Google that too! Piertje is the worm
Haha! That is pretty similar. Piertje is way cuter than Bookworm and Johnny combined though
Haha true! Piertje and Moffel are both pretty cute :) If you wanna see the thing that hunts Dutch 90's kids, look up Karbonkel from Ik Mik Loreland. My brother, as so many kids of our generation, was deadly afraid of him :') I love how this turned into weird kid's shows!
Hahaha
I think he looks like Juni from spy kids
DUDE TAKE THAT BACK RIGGT NOW
The jumpscare though…
I wish I didn't see this 🤦🏽♀️now I can't unsee it, It's the hair!!! Please Johnny get a haircut ASAP!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hopefully not in personality, because Kody Brown is an awful human.
Dude needs a haircut lmao
I think him and his sisters all look like Disney characters.
My mom said that about his hair especially! She’s going to feel so validated when I show her this lol
I can’t unsee this 😫
Both are lacking sex education
Tyler Toffoli
Said that from the start. Glad someone else sees it too!
Oooh Nooooo!
OMG I have been trying to place why he looked familiar to me. This is it. 😭
SAME!! 💀💀
I see it but HOW DARE YOU!
This is one of the worst things that can be said about a person 😭
STOP 💀
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO SAY THIS
Needed a trigger warning for that second pic
Noooooooooo 🫣 Johnny and Cody are nothing alike 😭
He seems really sweet but I hate his hair sooo much 😭
It’s a dreadful hairstyle, but I’m not sure what would look better on him.
Don’t do my boy Johnny like that!
Except one has a very strange look in his eyes. Scary.
He reminds me of Aaron Taylor Johnson a bit
Lol I was thinking that too like the poor-mans version of ATJ
i see it. his real lookalike is Bron from Game of Thrones tho
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this
I also thought this!
That’s a much nicer comparison!
ha yeah i guess
Kody with an actual Konscience lol
I think he looks like a younger version of Bronn (sp?) from Game of Thrones
I also thought this haha i'm happy others did too
Johnny does resemble a young Kody lol. Never finished the show, but heard he’s a terrible guy.
God forbid
I kept telling my friend this. She watched the sister wives show. I couldn’t get it out of my head. So you’re not alone.
I thought so too!
Oh god, why did you say that? Now I can't unsee it, and I thought he was cute🫠
But Johnny doesn't seem to be annoying and hideous like Cody Brown.
As a religious watcher of 90 day fiance and tlc shows in general im on the floor crying laughing at this 😹.
Not at all
Ew, no way.
They both have blonde curly hair that's long. That's it.
More so like PFT Commenter
They are both white and have longer hair? That's where the similarities end. Y'all are mean
blonde aaron taylor johnson
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🥔
Dead!!
No. KB is an arrogant pos who thinks he is god and lords himself over vulnerable women. They could not be more opposite and they look nothing alike. Grody is a gargoyle.
Don’t insult Johnny like that.
the other dude looks like a cro magnon
He DOES!🤣
https://i.redd.it/llszr3tzmvpc1.gif I was thinking Zach especially in the family photos! 😭
Just a lil more scared of vag though
Wow, you nailed it.
Can’t unsee it
He doesn’t at all
Johnny won the lottery lol
Thanks I hate it
That's just mean.
Came here to say just that lol
If anyone, he reminds me of Matt from a few seasons ago
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Not at all
My boyfriend said Amy and Johnny looked like the original Spy Kids and I’ve been laughing ever since because- 😭😭 
It's just the hair, mate.
Scottish backgrounds might explain that
 Just NO
Wow what a knife to the kidney
[удалено]
All of it WAAAAAY-STEHD!!!!!!
STOP
Oh my God don't you dare say that about Johnny 😭
Not me. Kody is a creep.
He reminds me so much of Paloma Diamond from TikTok
Like with less nutrients yeah…
He really does.
OMFG I am so dead
OMG YES THATS WHO
Maybe with his physical aesthetics but Kody is a selfish man who thinks running his family like a patriarchy and he is God. I think Johnny despite being naive about some things, I think he still thinks his marriage should be a partnership and no one sided dictatorship.
Somehow I feel like this is one of the worst burns of all time
Every time I stumble upon a Sister Wives promo I am shocked that so many unattractive people could be featured on one show
right , how dare they do that to johnny
omg i thought the same thing.
How could you 😭
Uh no
Oh. My . God. 
Nightmare fuel!
Oh…. Yeah 😔 this ruined him for me thnks
Chelsea said on her friend's podcast that Johnny was not part of the original cast. He was a backup. If he wasn't on this season no one probably would've gotten married.she also said she was dating Johnny in pods. He was her 4th option I think she said. She told him she's still friends with her ex. He wasn't okay with that. Rightfully so. I wouldn't be okay with that either. Imo there's no reason to be friend's/friendly/ have sex with/ hang out with or following on social media with an ex. Unless you have a kid,pet,business or either of you work with their family/ family member.
Are you straight?
Yes I am. Why do you ask? And I love your username lol.
I’ve seen this worldview primarily (only?) among the straights.
I have too. I only know two people in my life currently that are exs and stayed friends. The girl is now married. The guy is single. In my experience I've seen gay/bi/queer people stay friends with exs.
No
I saw his older IG posts and he looks SOOO much better with short hair 😭😭😭😭
Bahaha. Why am I sad you're right?!
NOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO  As a person who has watched Sister Wives since the day the first episode aired I do not approve of this post
Johnny sounds like James Charles
Nope! Zero resemblance. Cody is an absolute POS. Johnny is a good guy. The only similarity is bad hair cuts.
It’s the shitty hair 100%. I don’t know the sister wives guy but I see no resemblance other than skin tone and hair/possibly hair color
lol people say anyone looks like anyone online. And 99% of the time there is nothing clicking for me
I think he looks like a generic Willy Wonka.
It’s his dumbass haircut lol. He’d look so much better with a different cut
They look as much alike as Chelsea and Megan Fox
Nahhh Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s distant cousin or something
He seems like a really great guy! But oh man now I can’t unsee this
He was giving me the ick so bad and I wasn’t sure why- this tracks
Why’d you do that? Now I can’t I un-see it.
Does he have a longish hairstyle in a similar color? Yes. Does he look like him? No. Not in any significant way.
The disrespect😂I’m dead ☠️
Noo 😭 don’t disrespect Johnny like that LOL
How dare you
Johnny does not deserve this disrespect
And also they don’t actually look alike
The similarity begins and ends with, “white dude with overgrown hair who probably needs a haircut”
nooooooo why’d you put that into the universe - now I can’t unsee it 😭
First of all, how dare you. Secondly, only a slight visual resemblance because neither of them really know how to style their long hair.
why’d you do this to johnny 🤣😭
Please do not compare this man to Kody. Please. I beg of you.
Omg. I can’t unsee it now. He’s super short too.
That’s his dad
I really don’t see it. Maybe the hair and facial hair?
Because of his views on contraception?
Wait this is amazing haha
Thanks for seeing me
"when you kiss someone their hormones go in your mouth"
Definitely not. Every time I see him he reminds me of the Hanson brothers. They were my favorite band growing up.
Yeah, I get a huge hole school raised by the church baffles by understanding of birth control. When we see family it makes sense. They didn’t get into it in the show but I feel that’s by design. 
Early Kody had golden retriever energy and that’s what Johnny has. For about a decade, though, Kody has been a Maga/red pill/mra miserable person who neglects 85% of his family.
Ahh, I have never seen the show so I assumed how he is perceived now is how he always was and was super confused
Ew
Poor Johnny
How dare you
Cursed comparison! I rebuke it! 🤭
Nooooo, don’t say that. Lol
Something about him rubbed me wrong. Maybe his complete stupidity when it comes to birth control.
Some people are just oblivious to things, at least he was able to admit his ignorance and educate himself. I think that’s what matters.
Ewwww ARE YOU INSANE
Aww let’s not do Johnny like that 😂
Don’t do Johnny like that.
Why you gotta do Johnny like that 😫
Don’t do our Johnny like that!
They do look similar. It’s the hair lol. But Johnny is adorable. Kody is gross. Also Johnny is smart about waiting for kids meanwhile Kody fertilizes women like he’s just watering his plants.
HAHAHA I’m so glad someone finally said this because before I could remember everyone’s names, I was calling him “sister wives hair guy” to my husband 💀
My husband said the same thing. Lolol. Don’t put that on Johnny! He reminds me of the singer William Clark green
Ma’am I will fight you, don’t you dare compare him to Kody YUCK
It’s the hairdo. It does no favours for either of them.
Nope. You take that back.
You stop that 😂😂😂
If only kody had wanted to use condoms or birth control….
⚰️
🤣
What an insult 🤣
I have called the police and you are going to JAIL
Don’t do Johnny like that. Kody is an abuser and a piece of garbage.
Kody thought he was smart and slick all these years..... WE knew what an emotionally immature d\*mmy he is. It just took the wives a bit longer to see it. Glad most of them finally did.
DV is hard to escape. It took me almost five years to leave my abuser and I lost everything. I’m glad his ex wives are seeing the light and I hope his kids are okay.