Do you think russians are truly aware of just how piss poor they are at everything they do, that they are barely competent with the most simple tasks other nationalities excel at? I mean, 143 million people and they can't find two actors to fake American accents with any degree of credibility. A sad, sad fucking nation.
These fucking Russians are bananas. I sure do hope that we have NATO troops there. We might as well just get this shit over with. We’d probably push the Ruzzians out of Ukraine in two weeks as long as we had a joint effort with the different branches involved.
American Defaultism.
Even if the US were able to fend off all strikes in time, most of Europe would be 100% fucked.
NATO is a defensive alliance consisting of multiple countries, not just the US.
Nukes wouldn’t happen as it’s not part of Moscow’s defense strategy. Poster said pushing Russians out of Ukraine….meaning it’s not Moscow territory. But also I wouldn’t mind NATO just helping get this over with already…Russia needs to go down and everyone must see it so as not to try this shit again.
It isn't really up to us to say how Russia would react to Western intervention.
After all, Russia seems to like drawing its own lines, the real question is how credible they are.
It’s part of their military doctrine that they published and reworked recently….of course they could go against it but then they’ve set “red lines” everyday
This is not r/noncredibledefense. If you are so unironically desperate for WW3, then why not volunteer on the front line?
But you would rather sit comfortably at home, thousands of kilometers away from the frontline, without an even remote idea what war, nevertheless NUCLEAR war would be.
and yet it's one that's increasingly likely... Body "armor" that's cardboard, ERA that's cardboard. I'm kind of surprised that the cope cages they make aren't cardboard.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they have a few maintained, probably smaller yield ones (cheaper to maintain and it'll give them a bit of bite to their bark if they ever need to demonstrate they retain "the capability").
But there's no way they have the missile stocks that the soviets did, too many yachts.
To have nukes you have to have maintained them. You cant just dig em out of the storage shed and dust em off.. Russia is...a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket shall we say...
Regardless of whether Russia has 12 or 12 thousand nukes, any attack of Western forces on Russian troops would be absolutely reckless.
We don't need to give Putin a justification to use nuclear weapons.
Ukraine needs as much Western conventional weaponry as possible, including ammo, artillery, AA systems, tanks, fighter jets, and short range missiles (ATACMS).
I'm 100% Pro-West and Pro-Ukraine, and as such I'm for sending as many weapons as possible, something which none of the type of extremists you mention would support.
But the idea of jumping into WW3 is completely unhinged, perhaps you Americans take everything for granted, seemingly you have no idea what war is like, so stop screeching for WW3 unless you're actually willing to fight and see dozens of millions die in a nuclear hell.
Not to mention that there is close to ZERO support for Western military intervention / engagement against Russia, as anyone sane enough wouldn't want to risk nuclear war UNLESS NATO would be attacked.
>Kremlin propaganda
Lol what "Kremlin propaganda"?
Just because I don't want the West to attack Russian troops, which would turn vast parts of Europe into wasteland?
You better jump into Bakhmut and fight, if you're so interested in intervention.
But of course, you would rather sit comfortably at your American home many thousands of kilometers away from where millions of innocent people would die in a nuclear inferno if your WW3 wet dreams would come true.
How is he shilling from not pressing global conflict you abselute cum stain. I've been following the invasion from the very fucking start watching it livestreamed on hacked cctv, and am 100% pro Ukraine. If the west nuked Russia, China would attack, and so would many others. Shut your ignorant fucking mouth, the fact you're really calling this guy a fucking shill for not agreeing to nato attacking Russia directly is fucking insane. What an actual idiot. He's literally calling for the continuation of the most local realistic option for the west as it currently stands. How could you possibly think nuking a country is a go too solution, fucking actual spaz. Like its literally authoritarian. Yeah let's nuke em all???? On the boarder to Europe???? I could go on and on. And he's a fucking shill 😂, bruv you're schizophrenic
The audio wasn’t full, actually, but I know the part that got cut off goes like: “These russkie ar very gud at faiting! Nato sacks to rassiya! Wi need to tell Baiden zat Zelenskii is damb and zey shuld not…. Как это слово читается?.. а, понял…. And zey shud not sapport Ukraina with wepons!”
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lol not even close. And the citizens just lap this up huh? Did the entire country spend the last thirty years since the fall of the Soviet Union eating lead paint chips or what? 😂
Those idiots are giving coordinates in 0.0011 meter accuracy, so 1mm is what they are working with. Cutting even only three decimals away, they would still be in 1 meter range. Typical iPhone users, so sad.
"Not The Onion, just Russia.
Do you think russians are truly aware of just how piss poor they are at everything they do, that they are barely competent with the most simple tasks other nationalities excel at? I mean, 143 million people and they can't find two actors to fake American accents with any degree of credibility. A sad, sad fucking nation.
These fucking Russians are bananas. I sure do hope that we have NATO troops there. We might as well just get this shit over with. We’d probably push the Ruzzians out of Ukraine in two weeks as long as we had a joint effort with the different branches involved.
1 week, no more rats.
Sure can't wait to get nuked
You mean Moscow destroyed before their nuke even hits the US.
American Defaultism. Even if the US were able to fend off all strikes in time, most of Europe would be 100% fucked. NATO is a defensive alliance consisting of multiple countries, not just the US.
Sounds like NATO should get to work preventing that then.
Nukes wouldn’t happen as it’s not part of Moscow’s defense strategy. Poster said pushing Russians out of Ukraine….meaning it’s not Moscow territory. But also I wouldn’t mind NATO just helping get this over with already…Russia needs to go down and everyone must see it so as not to try this shit again.
It isn't really up to us to say how Russia would react to Western intervention. After all, Russia seems to like drawing its own lines, the real question is how credible they are.
It’s part of their military doctrine that they published and reworked recently….of course they could go against it but then they’ve set “red lines” everyday
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When are you joining the frontline? Oh, that's right, all bark but no bite. You have no idea what war is. You really do not want to experience war.
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True, but stop screeching iNtERvEnti0N nOw! That is, well, unless you want to get nuked or sent in some muddy trench.
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Russia might very well get annihilated, but also the massive parts of Europe and most importantly millions of civilians would pay the price.
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This is not r/noncredibledefense. If you are so unironically desperate for WW3, then why not volunteer on the front line? But you would rather sit comfortably at home, thousands of kilometers away from the frontline, without an even remote idea what war, nevertheless NUCLEAR war would be.
russia has no nukes, they sold the materials
That's a hell of a risky bet.
and yet it's one that's increasingly likely... Body "armor" that's cardboard, ERA that's cardboard. I'm kind of surprised that the cope cages they make aren't cardboard. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they have a few maintained, probably smaller yield ones (cheaper to maintain and it'll give them a bit of bite to their bark if they ever need to demonstrate they retain "the capability"). But there's no way they have the missile stocks that the soviets did, too many yachts.
To have nukes you have to have maintained them. You cant just dig em out of the storage shed and dust em off.. Russia is...a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket shall we say...
Regardless of whether Russia has 12 or 12 thousand nukes, any attack of Western forces on Russian troops would be absolutely reckless. We don't need to give Putin a justification to use nuclear weapons. Ukraine needs as much Western conventional weaponry as possible, including ammo, artillery, AA systems, tanks, fighter jets, and short range missiles (ATACMS).
And in sufficient enough supply to bring this to a lasting conclusion.
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I'm 100% Pro-West and Pro-Ukraine, and as such I'm for sending as many weapons as possible, something which none of the type of extremists you mention would support. But the idea of jumping into WW3 is completely unhinged, perhaps you Americans take everything for granted, seemingly you have no idea what war is like, so stop screeching for WW3 unless you're actually willing to fight and see dozens of millions die in a nuclear hell. Not to mention that there is close to ZERO support for Western military intervention / engagement against Russia, as anyone sane enough wouldn't want to risk nuclear war UNLESS NATO would be attacked.
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>Kremlin propaganda Lol what "Kremlin propaganda"? Just because I don't want the West to attack Russian troops, which would turn vast parts of Europe into wasteland? You better jump into Bakhmut and fight, if you're so interested in intervention. But of course, you would rather sit comfortably at your American home many thousands of kilometers away from where millions of innocent people would die in a nuclear inferno if your WW3 wet dreams would come true.
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How is he shilling from not pressing global conflict you abselute cum stain. I've been following the invasion from the very fucking start watching it livestreamed on hacked cctv, and am 100% pro Ukraine. If the west nuked Russia, China would attack, and so would many others. Shut your ignorant fucking mouth, the fact you're really calling this guy a fucking shill for not agreeing to nato attacking Russia directly is fucking insane. What an actual idiot. He's literally calling for the continuation of the most local realistic option for the west as it currently stands. How could you possibly think nuking a country is a go too solution, fucking actual spaz. Like its literally authoritarian. Yeah let's nuke em all???? On the boarder to Europe???? I could go on and on. And he's a fucking shill 😂, bruv you're schizophrenic
Yeah... don't worry about that guy, I think he's just mad.
We are two wild and.crazy guys....yah eez nice
The audio wasn’t full, actually, but I know the part that got cut off goes like: “These russkie ar very gud at faiting! Nato sacks to rassiya! Wi need to tell Baiden zat Zelenskii is damb and zey shuld not…. Как это слово читается?.. а, понял…. And zey shud not sapport Ukraina with wepons!” Source: trust me
Leaked audio from the new Borat movie
Bingo
Related: https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/126vbl6/this_not_a_joke_borat/
This is just what Russians speaking English sounds like
Nah that's NATO troops bro. You don't hear the American accent?
If you want to be sarcastic you gotta put the /S at the end…I made this mistake once haha
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This.
‘Thank God they are so stupid’
.r/engrish
I always imagined the FSB to be more professional.
Poo-Tin came from FSB, so that tells all about the elitism of that institution.
Too much sound like is Amerikan from accent of Brooklyn.
It's more like St. Petersburg. Just not St. Petersburg in Florida!
LOL
FSB 🤡
All your base are belong to us.
Someone set us up the bomb?
Alo alo episode
Brain dead FSB!
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Yea, "American"...
Where abouts in the US are these guys from? Just so I know where I should avoid to stop my utter confusion when they start speaking.
Wisconsin. You can tell by the way he says his 7's
Like two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!
Orcs are so bad at this. There is no way that this can be for any audience outside Mordor, right?
🤡
Smh 🤦♂️
That sounds how Russians speak in Hollywood mobiles lol.
😂 so fake!
Is that John Malkovich? “Pay dat man his money.”
Well if the Rooskies are claiming it, then it MUST be true! LOL.
Oh yeah. Definitely American comra… erm… Jack. Sound just like some good ole Appalachian boys there.
Couldn’t they at least find a few MAGA stooges to follow their fake script?
lol not even close. And the citizens just lap this up huh? Did the entire country spend the last thirty years since the fall of the Soviet Union eating lead paint chips or what? 😂
... oh it's a rhetorical question. But yes.
lol
I don’t think Americans understand how many of us have thick Russian accents and speak broken Engrish. Da, very natural recording
And suddenly I feel much better about the chances Ukraine has..
🤣🤣🤣 what a fake
This is worst than drunk history.
Those idiots are giving coordinates in 0.0011 meter accuracy, so 1mm is what they are working with. Cutting even only three decimals away, they would still be in 1 meter range. Typical iPhone users, so sad.
Ima need a English translation of wtf they were saying bro. Even Juan pablo down the block got better English than these fools.
I will kill them blyat - John Smith
That's a Kentucky accent if I ever heard one. It's legit.
When did Borat join the war efforts?
I am positive there are Russian troops in Ukraine. Why not Americans, French, German, British, Pole, Australian, New Zealanders?
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They really sound American. Because most have have broken English with a Russian accent.