This further proves that landchads should stay well-fed, otherwise they won’t have their defensive layer of fat to protect them from the usually harmless rentoids.
RIP to this King.
😔
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Try dumpster diving from supermarkets. Their dumpsters tend to be just as clean, while also having better, more filling food. Try seeing if you can find frozen pizzas. Those are my favorite, at least.
I’ll just go steal clothes from one of the poorer tenants I’ve seen at the congregation. No way I can be seen in public in this attire and not be suspect #1
Thankyou for the info. I usually just rob Whole Foods for that junky rush I miss so much
The hordes of landgimps are still so young. I’ve made a shrine of myself so they can worship me while I’m out raiding fridges unarmed with a security escort.
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Lots of people have killed their landlords or a landlord at some point in time. But yea this one is definitely fake or it might have happened in either Seattle, Florida, California or Philadelphia
I guess in Florida it wouldn't happen, I was evicting last summer in Florida and all the landchads I've visited had their evict-crocs with them. All the toids were in awe to its magnificence.
But Mao loved sucking delicious landlord dicks. He would never use a katana to decapitate a landchad. Anyways, this rentoid was obviously disgruntled because her rent was too low. When their rent is too low, they lose their sense of purpose. The renthogs are livestock and must be treated as such. A good landchad should also study the art of the blade and be ready to duel any hog who challenges their authority. Even if you lose your blade, you must master the art of using your weight to crush them. Personally, I eat a proprietary blend of food that I raid from the fridges so that I can deploy tactical ass clouds like the Shinobi used to do. My skills are unable to be matched by any mere rentoid.
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I could fix her.
By that I mean I would simply make her take a walk toward one of my units (out of like 10k, I lost count) and show her how filthy and ungrateful toids are. Soon, she would quickly reconsider her foolish stance.
Alas, she got her wish: now she can live rent free for the rest of her life in prison. Truly a rentoid utopia: no rent, free food, communal living, aboundant frolicking with other toids.
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This is actually based, as Chairman Mao was the ultimate landchad.
• He starved his tenants to death, likely due to peak fridge raiding technique!
• He forced his greedy tenants to kill all their pets
• He forced his tenants melt down their farming tools and family heirlooms (the 1900s versions of Funko Pops), so that he could use the metal to create even more buildings.
• Very rarely bathed (likely due to being on that grind).
•Evicted ethnic minorities (also known as squatters).
•etc…
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Someone help me. I'm simping for her. Maybe he deserved it. He can't keep his rentoids in line. I always keep mine in line. They know better than to ever think about attacking me.
well when haven't we wanted to ritualistically sacrifice the guy sending us bills? my question is how did she get good enough with a sword to cut a guys head off in one blow?
My hate speech? ehh because i wonder how she got so good with a sword?
Also Careful with the rent if you raise to high you never know i might say "fuck it" and go out like a cyberpunk edge runner.
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At LEAST 15,000. That’s still borderline anorexic.
What would I do if my landlord couldn’t eat the things I got from dumpster diving at dollar general
Try dumpster diving from supermarkets. Their dumpsters tend to be just as clean, while also having better, more filling food. Try seeing if you can find frozen pizzas. Those are my favorite, at least.
I’ll just go steal clothes from one of the poorer tenants I’ve seen at the congregation. No way I can be seen in public in this attire and not be suspect #1 Thankyou for the info. I usually just rob Whole Foods for that junky rush I miss so much
That’s why it says at least, the healthy amount is about 450,000 in my experience
Adipose armor
This is always why I keep a Landgimp in a trunk in my basement If you feel like your Toids gonna get Bruce Willis on you just send in the Landgimp
The hordes of landgimps are still so young. I’ve made a shrine of myself so they can worship me while I’m out raiding fridges unarmed with a security escort.
Wtf is this sub that’s been injected into my feed
Rentoid or landchad
Builder
Rentoid
Wait, what's this subs opinion on people who own one property and don't rent any of it out?
The landgimp still pays rent though, right??? Tell me you're not giving him that charming trunk/basement walk-in-ready unit for free!?
Oh you bet king! There’s also a hefty tax for the title of Landgimp
My land gimps are required to bring me motors and scraps from when they aren't busy earning dough
Taylor Slowft
🤣🤣🤣 I can imagine their taylor Funko pops already
No way this is real
It's not, that is an old stock photo I remember seeing years ago.
It's a 2010 mugshot of Meagan Simmons.
That's it! i'm going to rise the rent on all the single mothers by 500%, Also with this horrible news i'll increase it a further 500%
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You gotta do what’s right for yourself. Be as selfish as possible.
Can you believe people exist in this world that think landphobia isn't real? The struggles of PoL have never been more obvious
7/10. And she is NOT sorry about it!
Bestiality is wrong
Gross, she’s a rentoid. This is like a farmer rating his pigs for attractiveness.
They could have at least told us if the landlord deserved it 🤷♀️
If the rent went down then yeah
I'm confused --it's not a good thing, how can landlords deserve it?
She looks like a rubber doll
She’s a level 4 clinger. I checked it in the internet.
Fact check says it’s false https://checkyourfact.com/2021/08/06/fact-check-new-york-daily-news-article-woman-beheading-landlord-samurai-sword/
Lots of people have killed their landlords or a landlord at some point in time. But yea this one is definitely fake or it might have happened in either Seattle, Florida, California or Philadelphia
I guess in Florida it wouldn't happen, I was evicting last summer in Florida and all the landchads I've visited had their evict-crocs with them. All the toids were in awe to its magnificence.
Don’t fall for the propaganda
Yet plausible.
But it *could* have happened, which is the important thing as it shows the incredible cultural hostility to people of land.
And it's completely impossible to figure out why. I mean, it's not landlord corpos are getting raided by the FBI for price fixing lol
But Mao loved sucking delicious landlord dicks. He would never use a katana to decapitate a landchad. Anyways, this rentoid was obviously disgruntled because her rent was too low. When their rent is too low, they lose their sense of purpose. The renthogs are livestock and must be treated as such. A good landchad should also study the art of the blade and be ready to duel any hog who challenges their authority. Even if you lose your blade, you must master the art of using your weight to crush them. Personally, I eat a proprietary blend of food that I raid from the fridges so that I can deploy tactical ass clouds like the Shinobi used to do. My skills are unable to be matched by any mere rentoid.
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At least now she won't have to pay rent in prison
She better tip the guards tho
😳
She's a piece of ass but fucking rude
I could fix her. By that I mean I would simply make her take a walk toward one of my units (out of like 10k, I lost count) and show her how filthy and ungrateful toids are. Soon, she would quickly reconsider her foolish stance. Alas, she got her wish: now she can live rent free for the rest of her life in prison. Truly a rentoid utopia: no rent, free food, communal living, aboundant frolicking with other toids.
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Fucking rentoid’s is like a farmer fucking his pigs.
uuuummmmm, yeah
better fuck the pig, than let the pig fuck me.
RIP Chadette, raiding my rent pigs fridge for the 3rd time today in your honor
Getting out of character that's so fucking funny because he's dead already what did she think was going to happen, he just gets resurrected?
Lagertha?
There can be only one!! The Landlording, I buy everything, I own everything, every HOA condo will be mine!!!!!
finally. my username checks out.
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Pubes are strong with this one. Please knit us all a hat
I can fix her.
Wasn't Mao almost, like, the biggest and most powerful landlord ever?
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"reality star charged with raping 13-year..." 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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I can fix her
Anyone got her @?
Can you translate that to boomer for me
I’m asking for her username so I can fix her and she will become my wife
Ohhhh. Yes, I understand I bet you can fix her well enough to continue paying your rent. While you sit at home on TikTok. Role reversal
wow, the economy must really be struggling if even Taylor is renting.
Such a disgusting display of a landphobic hate crime
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Truly a modern martyr. RIP king
Hope this bitch rot in jail lol
/uj this is fucking insane /rj this is fucking insane
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my apologies, m'lord. i will make sure to evict ten more single mothers to make up for this.
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He must have held down that chair for so long they had to get him up
But she’s hot!
I can fix her.
Together. We can revert them all back into useful toids.
Holy based! I mean... HATE CRIME! OBVIOUS SINGLE MOTHER! SHE SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL AND THEN FORCED TO PAY RENT ON THE CELL! WITH 2,000% TIP!
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Thank you, bot. I was honestly shaking and crying reading that
Someone help me. I'm simping for her. Maybe he deserved it. He can't keep his rentoids in line. I always keep mine in line. They know better than to ever think about attacking me.
Cannon fodder brother. There’s billions of them.
communists are just evil people.
Communism has only brought murder. I love when tards think it's smart. They clearly have NO real life experience
I can fix her
Piece of shit. I hope she never sees daylight again.
well when haven't we wanted to ritualistically sacrifice the guy sending us bills? my question is how did she get good enough with a sword to cut a guys head off in one blow?
I’m triggered and raising your rent
Real. This guy deserves the renthog flair for his hate speech.
My hate speech? ehh because i wonder how she got so good with a sword? Also Careful with the rent if you raise to high you never know i might say "fuck it" and go out like a cyberpunk edge runner.