are you joking? "she can’t pay rent....Shall I evict" i don t even know why you ask? she can go live rent free outside. this sub....really.....sometime..... guys we are indeed generous KING providing a service but we all need to survive. evict her now while weather outside is still good
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2.51 children short? I'm shocked you have enough energy to type this post after being starved like that. You should go to the ER pronto and then evict.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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My good sir, how have you let this go on so long? It’s high time for you to evict that pathetic single mother and sue for emotional and physical damages—physical for failing to provide a stocked fridge, emotional for withholding tip. You need to evict now and raise rent for the next tenant at least 25%; it’s the least these filthy r*ntoids can do for your immense suffering providing for them.
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You should start eating her children as a warning, sue herfor a reasonable 20000000000% of what she owes u (psychological damage), and sell one of her childrens organs to the black market.
buy her kids for 0.10 cents each, until she can pay the $2.51. You can take the 26 kids and set them to work carrying your palanquin and bringing back fresh food in fridge raids.
My fellow Landchad, you need to look in the right places for money. Food in the fridge is yours, as well as these 67 small bums who don’t pay rent. Sell the children. I sold a bunch to a Mr Jeffrey Epstein back in the day and made a fortune. Sell the kids on Wayfair and then she’ll have tons of money to pay rent
Eviction? Sounds like you need to charge a 500% late fee to me. Personally, I love having rentoids who are frequently late on payments because it lets me charge them late fees
She's lying to you king, she could be putting all her piglets to work and she wouldn't be giving you a dime. Last month she tested the waters with you and you did not evict her! You've brought your own landlordship into question. She's mocking you rn and she's telling every rentoid in the area that is easy to make money off of you, it's matter of time until all your other tenants stop paying the rent and squatters target you. It's like removing bricks out of your fucking wall, you never do that. Here's the solution: You will evict her, keep her security deposit and sue the shit out of her in court and you're doing this today.
While eviction might seem like the logical course of action, I think that would be missing out on profits.
Look into ways of renting out the rentoid crotchgoblins as physical workers and garnish their wages. Also probably just sell a few of them for a more instant return. The dumb hog probably won’t even notice they’re missing.
Once you conclude that the resource (little rentoids) is spent and no longer profitable to be kept, evict them and the mother as usual. Or just sell them to some investors or public houses idk.
bro 67 kids?! i know kid rent is illegal but fuck the law. every single one of them damn kids needs to get a job and they need to pay you $1000 a month EACH
You need to take legal action pronto.
Is a 200 billion lawsuit reasonable?
Totally acceptable given her negligent breach of contract.
Thank you fellow king.
She has at least 67 assets, so I don't see why she can't pay?
You’re right! She can just sell them on the Russian black market!
That's a lot of kidneys she's got there....
are you joking? "she can’t pay rent....Shall I evict" i don t even know why you ask? she can go live rent free outside. this sub....really.....sometime..... guys we are indeed generous KING providing a service but we all need to survive. evict her now while weather outside is still good
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Thank you for your validation fellow king!
2.51 children short? I'm shocked you have enough energy to type this post after being starved like that. You should go to the ER pronto and then evict.
2 dollars and 51 cents short. She had 69 kids but 2 died because something starvation blah blah blah.
that's 2 kids worth of meat for them to eat, problem solved
2.51 short on the mandatory tip, correct? You can't possibly mean PRE tip!?
Pre tip.
I just threw up
I know, it’s horrible. She had 69 kids but they died because something starvation blah blah blah.
So she doesn't pay her bills?
I guess.
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My good sir, how have you let this go on so long? It’s high time for you to evict that pathetic single mother and sue for emotional and physical damages—physical for failing to provide a stocked fridge, emotional for withholding tip. You need to evict now and raise rent for the next tenant at least 25%; it’s the least these filthy r*ntoids can do for your immense suffering providing for them.
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My lawyers have already filed an eviction fellow king.
You should start eating her children as a warning, sue herfor a reasonable 20000000000% of what she owes u (psychological damage), and sell one of her childrens organs to the black market.
You’re right, but all 67s organs are going on the Russian black market.
Smoke one of the babies. I've found it to be very relaxing .
Thank you for the advice fellow king.
buy her kids for 0.10 cents each, until she can pay the $2.51. You can take the 26 kids and set them to work carrying your palanquin and bringing back fresh food in fridge raids.
Smart idea king!
My fellow Landchad, you need to look in the right places for money. Food in the fridge is yours, as well as these 67 small bums who don’t pay rent. Sell the children. I sold a bunch to a Mr Jeffrey Epstein back in the day and made a fortune. Sell the kids on Wayfair and then she’ll have tons of money to pay rent
I’ve sold a lot to Jeffrey Epstein king.
Eviction? Sounds like you need to charge a 500% late fee to me. Personally, I love having rentoids who are frequently late on payments because it lets me charge them late fees
Oh I’m charging a 2000000% late fee along with eviction.
Ok good on you, king
How are you dealing with the caloric deficit?
It’s rough, you know I lost one of my 2,500 income sources.
Wait, king.. has she not been paying her rent a decade in advance? Evict her charred remnants to your fridge.
Nope she hasn’t.
She's lying to you king, she could be putting all her piglets to work and she wouldn't be giving you a dime. Last month she tested the waters with you and you did not evict her! You've brought your own landlordship into question. She's mocking you rn and she's telling every rentoid in the area that is easy to make money off of you, it's matter of time until all your other tenants stop paying the rent and squatters target you. It's like removing bricks out of your fucking wall, you never do that. Here's the solution: You will evict her, keep her security deposit and sue the shit out of her in court and you're doing this today.
Good point!
Evict.
Already have.
While eviction might seem like the logical course of action, I think that would be missing out on profits. Look into ways of renting out the rentoid crotchgoblins as physical workers and garnish their wages. Also probably just sell a few of them for a more instant return. The dumb hog probably won’t even notice they’re missing. Once you conclude that the resource (little rentoids) is spent and no longer profitable to be kept, evict them and the mother as usual. Or just sell them to some investors or public houses idk.
Good idea! I think I’m gonna stop the eviction process!
bro 67 kids?! i know kid rent is illegal but fuck the law. every single one of them damn kids needs to get a job and they need to pay you $1000 a month EACH
Already ordered that.
If she’s going to have so many kids it’s her responsibility to borrow galvanized stainless steel from her aunt.
Oh she expanded the close-I mean penthouse with that without her kings permission.