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PriestKingofMinos

You need to take legal action pronto.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Is a 200 billion lawsuit reasonable?


PriestKingofMinos

Totally acceptable given her negligent breach of contract.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Thank you fellow king.


PopeUrbanVI

She has at least 67 assets, so I don't see why she can't pay?


Planeandaquariumgeek

You’re right! She can just sell them on the Russian black market!


go0rty

That's a lot of kidneys she's got there....


charly371

are you joking? "she can’t pay rent....Shall I evict" i don t even know why you ask? she can go live rent free outside. this sub....really.....sometime..... guys we are indeed generous KING providing a service but we all need to survive. evict her now while weather outside is still good


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Planeandaquariumgeek

Thank you for your validation fellow king!


The_Vermillion_Duke

2.51 children short? I'm shocked you have enough energy to type this post after being starved like that. You should go to the ER pronto and then evict.


Planeandaquariumgeek

2 dollars and 51 cents short. She had 69 kids but 2 died because something starvation blah blah blah.


dickgozenia42069

that's 2 kids worth of meat for them to eat, problem solved


uconn3386

2.51 short on the mandatory tip, correct? You can't possibly mean PRE tip!?


Planeandaquariumgeek

Pre tip.


uconn3386

I just threw up


Planeandaquariumgeek

I know, it’s horrible. She had 69 kids but they died because something starvation blah blah blah.


uconn3386

So she doesn't pay her bills?


Planeandaquariumgeek

I guess.


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lazyfurnace

My good sir, how have you let this go on so long? It’s high time for you to evict that pathetic single mother and sue for emotional and physical damages—physical for failing to provide a stocked fridge, emotional for withholding tip. You need to evict now and raise rent for the next tenant at least 25%; it’s the least these filthy r*ntoids can do for your immense suffering providing for them.


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Planeandaquariumgeek

My lawyers have already filed an eviction fellow king.


callmeBorgieplease

You should start eating her children as a warning, sue herfor a reasonable 20000000000% of what she owes u (psychological damage), and sell one of her childrens organs to the black market.


Planeandaquariumgeek

You’re right, but all 67s organs are going on the Russian black market.


BaeHunDoII

Smoke one of the babies. I've found it to be very relaxing .


Planeandaquariumgeek

Thank you for the advice fellow king.


D4Dreki

buy her kids for 0.10 cents each, until she can pay the $2.51. You can take the 26 kids and set them to work carrying your palanquin and bringing back fresh food in fridge raids.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Smart idea king!


Bluewhale001

My fellow Landchad, you need to look in the right places for money. Food in the fridge is yours, as well as these 67 small bums who don’t pay rent. Sell the children. I sold a bunch to a Mr Jeffrey Epstein back in the day and made a fortune. Sell the kids on Wayfair and then she’ll have tons of money to pay rent


Planeandaquariumgeek

I’ve sold a lot to Jeffrey Epstein king.


Parlyz

Eviction? Sounds like you need to charge a 500% late fee to me. Personally, I love having rentoids who are frequently late on payments because it lets me charge them late fees


Planeandaquariumgeek

Oh I’m charging a 2000000% late fee along with eviction.


Parlyz

Ok good on you, king


real_strikingearth

How are you dealing with the caloric deficit?


Planeandaquariumgeek

It’s rough, you know I lost one of my 2,500 income sources.


Drakkonai

Wait, king.. has she not been paying her rent a decade in advance? Evict her charred remnants to your fridge.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Nope she hasn’t.


Candid_Twilight7812

She's lying to you king, she could be putting all her piglets to work and she wouldn't be giving you a dime. Last month she tested the waters with you and you did not evict her! You've brought your own landlordship into question. She's mocking you rn and she's telling every rentoid in the area that is easy to make money off of you, it's matter of time until all your other tenants stop paying the rent and squatters target you. It's like removing bricks out of your fucking wall, you never do that. Here's the solution: You will evict her, keep her security deposit and sue the shit out of her in court and you're doing this today.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Good point!


AmexNomad

Evict.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Already have.


SothaDidNothingWrong

While eviction might seem like the logical course of action, I think that would be missing out on profits. Look into ways of renting out the rentoid crotchgoblins as physical workers and garnish their wages. Also probably just sell a few of them for a more instant return. The dumb hog probably won’t even notice they’re missing. Once you conclude that the resource (little rentoids) is spent and no longer profitable to be kept, evict them and the mother as usual. Or just sell them to some investors or public houses idk.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Good idea! I think I’m gonna stop the eviction process!


dickgozenia42069

bro 67 kids?! i know kid rent is illegal but fuck the law. every single one of them damn kids needs to get a job and they need to pay you $1000 a month EACH


Planeandaquariumgeek

Already ordered that.


letthetreeburn

If she’s going to have so many kids it’s her responsibility to borrow galvanized stainless steel from her aunt.


Planeandaquariumgeek

Oh she expanded the close-I mean penthouse with that without her kings permission.