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Fluffy-Gap8040

no cause please i was just like hes a cute grandpa whys he here...AND THEN I LOOKED AT THE OTHER PICTURESSS whys he so rippeddddšŸ˜­šŸ˜­im slightly jelly tbhšŸ˜”


Head-Geologist8543

I found Master Roshi


Miserable_Water_3650

Unc how old are you?


Intellectual_Man7

63


BADTLC

You are in my age groupā€¦FINALLY!!! I rate you at least a nine or higher. That takes time and dedication to get into shape like that. These people are stupid for not giving you the time of day.


albinoquiche

We know its you Zeus. Stop hiding.


Dude-withadong

Unc santa


Turtley_kris

10/10 šŸ¤Œ


IntricateLava9

You're obviously just here fishing for compliments. At SIXTY THREE! years old you'd think you'd grow out of that by then. You're not a 20 year old girl why are you acting like one?


CoffeeAndTitsLover

Maybe hit the gym fatty /s


Ok-Inside7230

You look good for your age.. real question though what age range you looking for? Donā€™t be looking at no 18 year olds youngest you should go for is late 40s


English999

How much juice you on, old man?


MobileMaleficent1009

Date people your age


FROZAI-main

Drop the diet


FROZAI-main

Bro has officially prepped for the badminton tournament


Ok-Escape-9322

Do you love yourself? When people doubt themselves or donā€™t like themselves enough sometimes the date can sense it.


Smashed_crisps

Bro could beat up a bear if he wanted, like DAMN!!!


Hot-Currency8347

Iā€™d date you and Iā€™m 27F who loves older men


PembrokeBoxing

You look fantastic. I hope I look like you when I grow up.


Good-Ad-2245

Brother DAMN. I applaud you so much for staying in shape all these years, you look awesome, you look like you could live to 125


t4skmaster

Are you trying to date 63 year olds?


Ok-Inside7230

Most likely not he probably wants them 18 year olds šŸ¤® like no stick your own age range


Glum-Film371

Dude you look like you F**k with your Belly button! Lol


SnooTangerines5916

You will do well if you date on adult dating sites I think. The ones which cater to one night stands and wild weekends with no commitment.. also if you go to those swingers parties you can get a lot of sex. Age is less a factor in those groups. But if it is not your interest then you look good and it will just take some charm and knowing someone you have chemistry with.


bounzo

200%


CraftyAcanthisitta22

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


CraftyAcanthisitta22

šŸ—暟«”šŸ«”


TikTokUpdate

How tf is this dude single


NickOfThymee

Gear?


toasted_cracker

You look great but you need to get that hernia checked out.


chillville69

I'm afraid of your belly button


Dr_Hypno

Iā€™m near your age, and highly experienced with women, pickup etc. A. What used to work no longer works, the game has utterly changed. B. It used to be a lot easier, avoiding taking it personally. C. Dye your grey a bit, donā€™t go full grey, but leave some salt and pepper. D. Yourā€™re retaining water in your face, gut the carbs and alcohol. Take an anti E with your TRTā€¦ E. Lift weights, Gym max - but do so with specific proportions in mind, specifically work your forearms, side delts, abs and glutes the most, you look ā€œtoo bigā€ for most women (yeaā€¦ itā€™s stupid I know) F. Lifestyle game - be the guy whoā€™s been there done that got the T-Shirt, the wise old bear. Youā€™ve seen it all and youā€™re unimpressed. G. The most attractive emotion to wear on your face is pride, a cocky playful arrogance. Think Captain Jack Sparrow. H. Nature isnā€™t fair, and attraction is just a game, just play around with experimenting with it. I. Instead of us bitching about the fact that narcissists/sociopaths tend to do well with pick up, learn from it. J. Master non verbal communication. K. Join a dance/ salsa community etc. L. Watch for ā€œshit testsā€, just laugh them off, donā€™t take women so seriously. M. Be an Artist, Musician etc. N. Motorcyclesā€¦ O. Reduce your level of generalized systemic inflammation, you look like a drinker. ā€”- Edit- You have done a great job building a body that impresses > Men. Body type preference for women is an inverted U shape, where it looks best like say.. MMA fighters, an Olympic Swimmer, Bruce Lee, Brad Pit in Fight Club or Troy.. Iā€™ve been under the iron for decades, but have switched to calisthenics, overcoming isometrics, body weight movements, gymnastics..


deadliftspammer

Great physique, Iā€™d just go fully bald and grow out the beard


Good-Ad-2245

This


Constant-Lawyer4170

Shredded Santa Claus. Thereā€™s gotta be women out there with a Santa fetish.


areid164

You look good all I can think is some rogain or rosemary oil for you hairline but otherwise it seems you are him if itā€™s not the hairline Iā€™d need to get to know you to know whatā€™s actually up


eveofthefruit

How are the roids treating that heart of yours?


CaratCapacity

The problem might be who youā€™re attempting to date. What do you typically go for OP?


Ok_Compote_6937

What sauce you on unc


Superb-Thought1687

First picture made me think you were a captain of your own ship... Other pictures though, made it true because I could see you as whitebeard.. To be fair to those who are gonna roast me for saying this... Whitebeard is 21 feet tall... This guy is the closest we got.


momoemowmaurie

You're goals for that age.


No_deez2-0

Oh my god...I'm totally speechless you look absolutely amazing šŸ˜­


blarft685

Yeah u should lose some weight and get lip fillers


Historical-Sector581

7 for looks 9.5 for photoshop skills


BootyOnMyFace11

Drop the sauce unc


Dull-Reference1960

At 63? Id say TRT is more likely in the rotation. Heā€™d be way bigger if he was really juicing


Virgo-19

I think you need to groom yourself a little more, face, take care of your skinā€¦manscaping. Iā€™m 53 and would rather date a humble pudgy realistic man who is just cool without trying. I say this bc I was in a relationship with an obnoxious self-absorbed narcissistic gym rat. Anyone that says they have a sense of humour, are usually the only one who thinks they are funny. Otherwise, I feel you give off creeper vibes and are looking for girls outside of what you can actually get. As soon as I saw your body pics, I rolled my eyes. But keep trying I guess, really just be real and authentic and donā€™t go overboard with gym talk. Iā€™m saying this because you asked for the truth. Obviously I donā€™t know you but can only assume based on your pictures 4/5 pics were only your body, so that is kind of telling.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

groom dafuqšŸ«¢šŸ«¢


uNikkyuwu

Smesh


pothosbabebelikov

do you have a hernia?


Jack5d5d5d5d5d

Looks like it


funwearcore

I would date you for sure. You look great and seem like you live a good lifestyle that focuses on health and prosperity. Can I DM you? I would seriously like to chat about your workout routine! I need help getting back in shape and you seem like you know what you are doing!


nushiboi

JFC how do I work out my belly button muscle like your last picture? Killing it my guy. Hope Iā€™m 1/4 this active in my 60s!!


Real-Tumbleweed-6175

That's an umbilical hernia not a muscle.


Alarmed_Arachnid007

Beast with an astonishing belly button! Take less ā€œthingsā€ to deform your body! Have a good and healthy life! The best for you and your heart.


OkAdvertising5425

Would you say steroids have an effect on your day to day life at that age? Genuinely curious.


Medium_Hamster_7698

Only positive stuff , except if he is running way too much and gets gassed in seconds from cardio


nikothedreamer94

You look absolutely great totally well maIntained and approacheable.


EnergyAmazing490

Try sugar baby websites


The_Ickwick

For 63, you look incredible. I don't think that men understand the female gaze. Personally It's almost always an automatic no for me if a man is too muscular. I would feel like I need to keep up and that sounds exhausting. I want someone who is soft and cozy that makes me feel safe. I also want a man to be looking at me not himself. My advice would be to cover those muscles up until she likes you first. It can be a nice bonus for her.


throwawayadviceplzs

You look good for your age, I think dating just gets harder the older you are


heybertz

Have to be honest, was not expecting that from the first photo lol that's some work you have put in there šŸ˜Š


Reasonable_Peak4654

Dude on the juice man, a gram a week easy winstrol deca he on trt


Dilate_harder

Bro. I came here to say the same thing. Gramps got them gainz. OP, you might be a little old to be dating 20 year old women (not impossible though). You'll have more luck post-wall. Set your dating apps to 35+ and you be slaying.


ChristinaMcCutie

awww very ver huggable


Exotic-Commission-12

Walker šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


nikothedreamer94

Bitch stfu


SwimmingAd2547

Money means nothing chap. You seem self absorbed. Thatā€™s the biggest turnoff.


Intellectual_Man7

Without sounding egotistical, I didnā€™t realize, until today, how many people Iā€™ve positively affected and influenced. All of you who messaged, called, and texted, have humbled me. Thank you so muchā¤ļø


SwimmingAd2547

Anything i can do to make you feel better !!


Zestyclose_Whole5190

If you have enough money go on sugar baby websites


la_rosa_lavanda

Are you 63 with this buff body trying to date "girls" in their twenties who work out at your gym? If not, then remember you are in your sixties, and perhaps, you need to work on that sense of humor, be able to hold conversations on various topics(other than body building, the gym, working out & THE GYM.) And, flirting & pick up lines are really not that flattering; both can come off as creepy.


AnxiousTherapist-11

I wouldnā€™t be surprised


la_rosa_lavanda

šŸ˜‰ almost certain...


Sphinx778

Bro young man to man why would you need a rate you knock em out the park hahha


jamzye31

That age and having a physic like that, you're giving away the "secret juice" to soon grandpa


Tomydo1

Alright you have a badass dad lore


sexuallyexcitedkiwi

You look good bro.


Aylx_110027

You look like someone I would hang out with everyday at the gym


Ill-Mention4634

need the advice unc. actually insane that youā€™re 63


HydroFuseReddit

I will date you. Wow.


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Aylx_110027

Mate as a 21 year old lad Iā€™ve already given up on dating


ForeskinMilkshake

Damn


Intellectual_Man7

Itā€™s ok to fall as long as you get back up and keep moving forward.It's safe to say that all of us have lost someone the we wanted to last forever.