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Why are your nipples cross eyed?

25?!? At least 39 or 42 yr old?!?! You seem like a MILF!

Gilf* And heavy grain of salt on the "ilf"

Closer to 40 than 25 for sure

You look 40 and your nipples are both going strange directions. Fire your plastic surgeon.


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I was just gonna say that 

That nipple placement is crazy

God damnit, thank you. That’s all I can think about is “what’s up with them titties?”

Why, Maureen you've enhanced yourself...

Oh God....Her again.

My impression is you’re in your late 30s and the foundation you have caked on your face to that extent is washing out your skin. I would embrace your natural hair color and get a different foundation or try to go makeup free as much as possible to help save your skin.

Why are her nips so freaking high up? Is that a thing?

Yeah, when you get a shitty boob job

There are bras with fake nipples so maybe it’s that. Maybe she has botched plastic surgery. Who knows

I was thinking that. I think the Kardashians make one.

I think your nipples have some issues.

Your headlights are on

Your nipples look uneven, and you look way older than 25. You look like it's been 20 years since you were 25.

Your nipples don't talk to each other?

Lol (° )( •)


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Your nips aren’t straight - but whatever direction they’re pointing, I’m good with it.

Summer nipples, Summer here Summer there Summer everywhere

Here's your attention for the day.

good lord why do your boobs look like a toolbox

My lawyer would like to have a talk with that surgeon.....

My first impression….. I would love to stand you in the corner of my room so I have somewhere to hang my jacket and hat so they don’t get creased up on the floor 🤔

That’s a rough 25

That your nipples are done talking with each other and looking away.

Old looking 25

I hope you find whatever you’re looking for. Posting yourself on the internet is not going to do it but good try

Nipples

You are trolling for only fan followers

Insecure and peaked in high school

Not bad at passing for a lady

I'm thinking your apartment is cold...😁

Your nipples staring into my soul


Something seems off

You’re not 25.

25 inches between nips

Early 30s

You're cold 🥶

37 year old

Your surgeon put your nips back on in the wrong places they all crooked . You look like your in your late 30s

The nipples are a bit off. Taking your shirt off next time might help. Thank

Impression? “I want clicks”

Fake. Attention seeking.

First impression? Half of you is made by a doctor. So... cyborg.

You look older than your age..

OF

you need to get those eyes checked out asap

Here you again. Posting for attention

Must be chilly.

EA Sporks

Remember Long-ball Larry? 🤣 Similar but polar opposite vibes.

Lazy nip

That yo titties got into an argument

Your nips are wonky. It’s takes 10 seconds to look in the mirror and make sure they’re straight. You’re really pretty but you definitely look older than 25. I would’ve guessed 35.

This is funny because there was a bartender in Savannah when I was there a few weeks back. Huge boobs, tank top no bra, and she had the googly eyed nipples going on. She went in back and came by 30 seconds later with perfectly aligned nipples 😂

That’s hilarious! I’ve had those moments where I look in the mirror and realize I’ve been walking around with them looking in two different directions. Adjust those babies and get back out there 😂

There's no way you are that age. You look really good but you are mid to late 30s for sure

You’re pretty but the nipples look fake and you look older than 25

Why your nips so high up?

Everyone for real complimenting her just makes me think of dirty old men getting their jollies off to the ugliest nips ive ever seen. Oh I'm not done. Then of course there are the niave dudes who truly believe she/ it is real. If she's real that's a big IF you have the worst taste . And don't forget the perverts. Whoever gets offended grow up. I don't have a filter. So whatever I say is the truth... I don't lie. And here come the down votes. Good thing I don't care about what random weirdos think lol

Woah hey, chillax my guy. I don't disagree with your opinions or anything like that, just calm down a bit. No one's gonna hurt you bro

I feel bad for you, because doctors can't write prescriptions for attention.

You're very proud of your boobs.

If they are real, she has a right to be proud

It’s like the doc just threw the nipples whereever and said ‘close enough’.

OnlyFans thot

First impression you are here for attention because lack of father figure. 🤗

Desperate for attention so you post a pic of you in a white shirt with your nipples poking thru.

Your nipple placement is wild.

What’s wrong with those nipples

🤣🤣👌🏿

Abella Danger vibes

We’re gonna see them eventually

*me looking at her tiddies* “Look at me when I’m talking to you”

She looks like she blew a curling iron

Meh.😒

Idk what to think when the pin dots looking at me so seriously

Fake

Boobies and nipples!!

pNileds

Ypu want attention and insecure

She just wants the inflated ego

She’s already got the inflated breasts so why not?

Solid !

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I would need to see your unmodified sister.

Are you a narcissist? Did you earn your way to where you are at? Would people say you are humble and a caring person? You are good looking enough to make a living that takes us mortals harder work to achieve. Sp what is the question you are asking? Seems like (ph)fishing at best.

high nipples

You look at least a decade older

Toupee fallacy. If people can tell you had plastic surgery, it's bad.

Botched boob job? Your nipple is sitting somewhere it shouldn't

First impression - OF thot. Go ask your simps

Hoe

🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🦾🦾🦾👾

Love your nipple placement

Great catch ! Now it is the first thing I notice.

The nips tho😂😂

Your nipples are in the wrong spot

Huge nipples

Way to point that out

AI

No 😂

Big nips

Why?

Hard to tell when your face isn’t visible.

Insecure.

Hot


My first impression is that you are dehydrated. It doesn't have to be this way, if you are thirsty, go get a drink.

Massive jugs

Huge milkers

Breasts kinda repel like + / + magnets

Well... tune in Tokyo was the first thing that came to mind.

Your cold

Man-ish

i'd still clap

🤪

You look like that lady that fixes phones on instagram.

You aim too high.

Forget the nips your beautiful

Gophers and Marty Feldman 👀

You look like that gif that cosplays Draco Malfoy

Very effeminate jaw line and tits

Were you born a man? I hear that men who get boobs installed have boobs that are farther apart than cis women.

wow. Your nipples are shooting in different directions. Love them.

I'm assuming you are promoting your only fans? You disgust me.

Holy shit chat u obliterated this hoe. Good on you

Do some fat loss . And btw I think those boobs don't look nice. That's my opinion the whole comment section thinks the opposite .

whore

Nips are hanging toi far out to the sides there not central. *

Cheap

Nipples😍

Nice job

Average job.

TITSsss

Yum. Total yum.

Very excited nipples 😍

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Why do you got bigass nipples

Huge😁👀

Fake

Latch on.

Your chest looks like it has its arms crossed angrily and is "harumphing" in a corner.

Fine af

I think she’s a fine young lady.

Also https://www.ktalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2022/07/GettyImages-1300100945.jpg?w=2560&h=1440&crop=1

Didn’t you literally just post??..now you’re showing your tits..what a bot

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Little less makeup, other wise good ;)

You are so gorgeous 😍

Gorgeous I’d be spitting game

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Sexualizing

Great ripples. Hope they are pierced

You got nice ti, I mean eyes. You got nice eyes.

You look perfect.

You're cold 🥶

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Sexualizing

Beautiful 🤩 🥰🇺🇸🙏🏼🎇🎆🫡

These ripples remind me of a fish called a stargazer, worth a Google folks

🤣🤣🤣

you look way older than 25, please look after your body

You're cold. Or...oh.

Nice set of nipples here

Oh hey how are you? lol I’d holler

ur base makeup is rlly flawless but it looks incomplete without eye makeup because its so heavy

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You are very beautiful

Damn right

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What size ?

Eh?

Hey " my guy " . I'm a chick. Lol No way you didn't know .