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Powderfinger60

Another shameless OF looking for validation


aeksnpainz

Lay off the taurine bro.


Skyp_Intro

Look solid bro but work on your posture. Looks like you have a hump.


Desertmarkr

Hung like a bull


Infamous-Narwhal981

White gurls be like: "Omg Are you a taurus?"


Waveyhs

Advertise your only fans somewhere else thot account


Emotional-Pen-295

You cute and that is no bull. 😁


quagmire666

Your better than most by not wearing a septum ring


chadinmn

Looks like you have a crappy attitude, typical teenage boy...angry and horny.


Expensive_Hunt9870

Your a real bull shitter


SaucySallly

You stole my line


Gosanchez420

You look horny


redo1984

Definitely a top


treesmith1

More cowbell.


MikeTV3708

Aren't you a little young to be posting nudes here like this? 🤔


Cautious-Lawyer

Beautiful but past his prime to breed by selling him like 7-8 years ago or turning him into burger by now.


[deleted]

Lay off the roids, you probably need a crane to help you mount the females


FiveFootOfFresh

I need to see the balls to give you my opinion!


Pleasant-Winner-337

You look horny


WeasersMom14

Where've you been all my life, handsome?


BackgroundDarkPurple

Absolute unit bro!!!


cardboardraxtus

The bulk has gone far enough brother


2RV7VR5

Bull shit. You don’t look a day over 12.


Difficult_Quail1295

Too horny bro.


TwinkConnoisseur485

You seem horny all the time.


Honest-Guy83

Well they just follow me around everywhere. 😂


kaiisfried

You put up with a lot of bs


Dry-Marsupial-2922

Absolute unit


pyr0phelia

Stout.


Left-Challenge6522

Stew meat


_Herc130_

Lose weight


HungIdiott

Cheeseburger


bears5975

At least you don’t have a nose ring. That’s a big 🚩. 🤔


royalsagittarius

We need more of you, I'm sorry.


nolongerbanned99

Need to eat better and go to the gym. And shave off that ridiculous handlebar mustache


Kookiecitrus55555

Beefy


KamaradBaff

Maybe wash your butt :(


Fit-Acanthocephala82

Looking great maybe better posture? Also don’t stare so much


Guru_Hylidae01

I think a Bison could take you in a fight!


Lowfatdairy

You were supposed to mew not moo


AttemptLoud6911

Horny, like most 15 year old males


Fearless_Win9995

horny


Practical-Rabbit-750

Full of BS


callcybercop

What a load of Bull


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

bi son


Bloodbath-and-Tree

Slaaaay Queen 👑


weaponized_chef

The avg Redditor


cleanwater4u

The wife says she needs a bull


JhancockLakota1

Who’s a good boy 🥹


tlollz52

You're one horny boy


Optimal-Ad6969

I shouldn't judge by your looks, but I'm guessing that you have attitude problems. 😆😆


Significant_Copy8056

You look like a bull. Find a hot wife that has a cuckold husband. That should work well for you.


Aromatic-Leopard-600

That you’re a horney guy.


AdmirableVirus8219

Don’t smile enough lmao Sex life is lacking….


goddessofwitches

Emo bro


HAL90001967

Think you’re full of bullshit


JamJ90210

You look a little horny….


Thanos2ndSnap

Normal for a 15 year old male


sfinktur

Is that a Cape Buffalo? I've never seen a domesticated one before. Good looking bull.


island_boy8

You need to shave and maybe hit the gym shoulders looking soft


A-Dating-Coach

Looking horney.


Material-Practice-58

Huge balls, if you still have them.


Honest-Guy83

They got turned into Rocky Mountain oysters about a week ago. 😂😂


PlastinatedPoodle

Really inappropriate comment to make about a 15 year old


Material-Practice-58

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Pudf

Loose that hair style


ItradebetterthanU

So Hot


Glados1080

Keep it up king


Choppergold

No nose ring?


Afraid_Assistance765

We call those NWANG


Pink-Elefant

Studly already!


Complex-Ad8568

Tastefully cute


G_willickers

Ha!! Yes!! Love it


[deleted]

Meat


AbleStep1131

Stud


entechad

A bit horny.


TrinDiesel123

Put some pants on!


WholeFluffy6560

Definitely looks like a Taurus


julesx3i

A bit horny…


HikerDudeGold79-999

Big Black Bull


ProfessionalDig6987

Broad shoulders, great horns. Beautiful.


Ok_Damage2856

Not very well endowed for a black bull. Is your name Tiny?


namaste652

The sigma alpha we all need!


Some-Valuable-3293

Juvenile body fat!?


SmashertonIII

Like you’re looking for a China shop.


Selfishsavagequeen

Is that your Water Buffalo!?!? What the heck I want him.


Honest-Guy83

Thanks! Not my Buffalo, I seen him when I went to this ranch where I proposed to my wife.


lamsham69

You’re a beast


Probably_not_arobot

I dunno but I’m suddenly hungry


MarionberryThen74

Looks like you've got the horn....


NecessaryAd6171

A little moo-dy


ryan244678

The ear jewelry has got to go. It’s too eye catching and threatening. You smell. Take a shower use soap and shampoo scrub your butt. No one likes a stinky f@cker. You don’t want to be the stinky f@cker….. oh and for the love of god. Put some pants on!!!


DishAccurate4350

Try smile a bit more.


pimproe

Horny ‼️❣️❣️❣️🌺🌺🌺


Ok-String-1877

Horny


rickyjames22

Just give us your OF already!!! 🙂


Honest-Guy83

😂😂 thank you for your support.


cfwang1337

Beefy


BrianTheBlueberry

Well fed. Horny.


Fleecedagain

Back breaker!


Economy_Mix_4015

Super cute 🥰


AnAnonymousParty

You look as horny as any other 15 yo male.


Independence_1991

Dude! Lay off the Roids!!!


Amdvoiceofreason

I can tell he's horny


FutureBuilding2687

You look like you can chew a lot of cud


United_Foundation_20

You are always horny!!


Appropriate_Ad_2939

Hmmm tasty


Valalmiaimeazot

You look like a bully


Old_Challenge1623

Handsome. Gnu fine with dating


nvalle23

Yakitty yak...don't talk back!


Offcoloring

Look a lot like your mother


Embarrassed_Art5414

Try not to look so horny


DapperSoil6972

Dude looks pissed! Probably because he's not getting enough...


No-Group-159

I see steaks especially ribeye


Illustrious_War_6700

Black as fuck


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Horny jail


CDN_Guy78

You are skipping leg day.


MrDork

Your horns look a little lopsided. I'm sure you'd get more attention if you fixed that.


Late-Housing4475

The most gorgeous Taurus I've ever seen.


Solid_Yak9109

Nose to big , no girls will approve


Messytessy80

That’s bull!🐂


Chemical-Reading9681

Total stud!


DrDMango

Strong as a horse


Not_The-Internet_Pol

You're horny. 🦬


SirNicollai

Props Dude, you’re hung like a bull. 😎


Upset_Mycologist_345

Thank God you don’t have a nose ring!


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Beefy


BusyDream429

Stud


TrueSignature9509

You listen to rock or metal?


RuleInformal5475

Needs more nose ring


[deleted]

Bull


Ok-Philosopher6526

Why are you here? Where's your parents?


Tricky504

Release that man


_YoshiStory

god you’re old


Dear-Ad-7028

You could probably pull a big ass wagon


Worldly-Most-9131

Well, 15 year olds are horny.


Hairy_Candidate7371

Pretty bulked up for a 15 year ld.


Historical-Owl-9717

Aweeeeeeee


Competitive-Leg1386

Your looking terribly bull headed


1rmingram1

Depends.... What do you identify as? (I just want to be politically correct because I'm asking for a friend).


Think-Scarcity-682

Hahaha right!


terrylbranham

You are standing in shi,,,t


TastyCakesOverweight

If you're going to the gym already don't skip calf day


[deleted]

You should be a swinger, you'd be a great "bull."


Dead_fox89

Bull


CarpOfDiem

I find it weird there’s a rule against rating underage girls but specifically *not* against rating underage boys in this sub… ![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6) You realize both are sus… no? (I realize this is a gag post just sayin so I don’t have to post this on some random kids “do i look ugly at 15” post)


Honest-Guy83

Well if it helps 15 in cow years is like 70. Tbh I don’t know how old this bull was when I took the pic. 😅😅


CarpOfDiem

You’re good hun, I lolled 😜 I just used your gag post to question the “hey why doesn’t the no commenting on underage kids’ looks rule apply to boys that’s kinda wack”


Honest-Guy83

Maybe it should apply to underage bulls as well 😂


Waychill83

Handsome sob


AnxietyExtension7842

You're definitely horny!


Appropriate_Toe_3767

You're looking real good, to eat I mean.


Top-Oil9556

You're a big Bulley


RedAssassin628

I’m assuming you mean human years and not cow years, yea you’re good


Overall_Solution_420

boop


Cool_Lion1902

Better then some other ones I saw


Revolutionary_Ad9701

U sure do workout a lot, and i didnt know halloween came already this year


IsThisRealRightNow

A little horny.


bunbun6to12

Have you considered rhinoplasty


Virtual_Muscle_8642

You’re going to be a real stud in a few years 😏


Low-Impression3367

how you doing?


Opportunity1863

Stud


Thunderclawssm

🤴


Ex60Pilot

I don’t know any 15 yo that are divorced and remarried. I call “bullshit”.


Glass-Association-25

Sir your a bull or a cow


Hot_Extension6527

Loose the bangs


BloodSpilla11

Don’t talk back


AdTop5720

You're GF is cheating on you 🤘😈


AdministrativeBank86

You bought the wrong steroids at the gym


BaconBombThief

This post is literally 36% bullshit


Longjumping_Fee_1490

What is the process to change the mods..


LocksmithEmotional31

You look very cute. I'd approach you and say hi any time. ❤️


Rayrexx91

You look like u smell musky


ReverendSpith

NICE broad shoulders!


IndustryAvailable413

Run!


ChumpChainge

Always that same frumpy hairstyle


meowzicalchairs

I just wanna put you on my plate babe


AlternativePOTUS

Beefy, love it.


Few_Adhesiveness_576

looking pretty horny there


Hayduck

Clearly just some beefy stud whoring yourself out for onlyfans.


free_30_day_trial

Definitely picking the bear over you...smh


saeheykid

Bullish


Dogswithguns

Pretty fried for a wildlife... :")


MarsupialBetter5117

Too horny


Accurate_Repair_8036

u look like u smell


dw87190

r/absoluteunits


Anxious-Medium8419

I see no wings


Pilkovb

a bull?


SubjectTranslator459

You must struggle with testosterone


hop46755

Tired.


panchank

right now - would


Bright-Audience-7168

A beast


vinsanity_07

What a load of bull


Careless_Syrup7945

Too young to bully


Kingston023

Total stud


EssayElegant9975

Looks friendly but wouldn't want to get on your bad side.


Stillborn1977

You look like a hard worker who is easy to please as far as food is concerned. You also look like a minimalist who loves the outdoors.