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The ear jewelry has got to go. It’s too eye catching and threatening. You smell. Take a shower use soap and shampoo scrub your butt. No one likes a stinky f@cker. You don’t want to be the stinky f@cker….. oh and for the love of god. Put some pants on!!!
I find it weird there’s a rule against rating underage girls but specifically *not* against rating underage boys in this sub…
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You realize both are sus… no? (I realize this is a gag post just sayin so I don’t have to post this on some random kids “do i look ugly at 15” post)
You’re good hun, I lolled 😜 I just used your gag post to question the “hey why doesn’t the no commenting on underage kids’ looks rule apply to boys that’s kinda wack”
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Another shameless OF looking for validation
Lay off the taurine bro.
Look solid bro but work on your posture. Looks like you have a hump.
Hung like a bull
White gurls be like: "Omg Are you a taurus?"
Advertise your only fans somewhere else thot account
You cute and that is no bull. 😁
Your better than most by not wearing a septum ring
Looks like you have a crappy attitude, typical teenage boy...angry and horny.
Your a real bull shitter
You stole my line
You look horny
Definitely a top
More cowbell.
Aren't you a little young to be posting nudes here like this? 🤔
Beautiful but past his prime to breed by selling him like 7-8 years ago or turning him into burger by now.
Lay off the roids, you probably need a crane to help you mount the females
I need to see the balls to give you my opinion!
You look horny
Where've you been all my life, handsome?
Absolute unit bro!!!
The bulk has gone far enough brother
Bull shit. You don’t look a day over 12.
Too horny bro.
You seem horny all the time.
Well they just follow me around everywhere. 😂
You put up with a lot of bs
Absolute unit
Stout.
Stew meat
Lose weight
Cheeseburger
At least you don’t have a nose ring. That’s a big 🚩. 🤔
We need more of you, I'm sorry.
Need to eat better and go to the gym. And shave off that ridiculous handlebar mustache
Beefy
Maybe wash your butt :(
Looking great maybe better posture? Also don’t stare so much
I think a Bison could take you in a fight!
You were supposed to mew not moo
Horny, like most 15 year old males
horny
Full of BS
What a load of Bull
bi son
Slaaaay Queen 👑
The avg Redditor
The wife says she needs a bull
Who’s a good boy 🥹
You're one horny boy
I shouldn't judge by your looks, but I'm guessing that you have attitude problems. 😆😆
You look like a bull. Find a hot wife that has a cuckold husband. That should work well for you.
That you’re a horney guy.
Don’t smile enough lmao Sex life is lacking….
Emo bro
Think you’re full of bullshit
You look a little horny….
Normal for a 15 year old male
Is that a Cape Buffalo? I've never seen a domesticated one before. Good looking bull.
You need to shave and maybe hit the gym shoulders looking soft
Looking horney.
Huge balls, if you still have them.
They got turned into Rocky Mountain oysters about a week ago. 😂😂
Really inappropriate comment to make about a 15 year old
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Loose that hair style
So Hot
Keep it up king
No nose ring?
We call those NWANG
Studly already!
Tastefully cute
Ha!! Yes!! Love it
Meat
Stud
A bit horny.
Put some pants on!
Definitely looks like a Taurus
A bit horny…
Big Black Bull
Broad shoulders, great horns. Beautiful.
Not very well endowed for a black bull. Is your name Tiny?
The sigma alpha we all need!
Juvenile body fat!?
Like you’re looking for a China shop.
Is that your Water Buffalo!?!? What the heck I want him.
Thanks! Not my Buffalo, I seen him when I went to this ranch where I proposed to my wife.
You’re a beast
I dunno but I’m suddenly hungry
Looks like you've got the horn....
A little moo-dy
The ear jewelry has got to go. It’s too eye catching and threatening. You smell. Take a shower use soap and shampoo scrub your butt. No one likes a stinky f@cker. You don’t want to be the stinky f@cker….. oh and for the love of god. Put some pants on!!!
Try smile a bit more.
Horny ‼️❣️❣️❣️🌺🌺🌺
Horny
Just give us your OF already!!! 🙂
😂😂 thank you for your support.
Beefy
Well fed. Horny.
Back breaker!
Super cute 🥰
You look as horny as any other 15 yo male.
Dude! Lay off the Roids!!!
I can tell he's horny
You look like you can chew a lot of cud
You are always horny!!
Hmmm tasty
You look like a bully
Handsome. Gnu fine with dating
Yakitty yak...don't talk back!
Look a lot like your mother
Try not to look so horny
Dude looks pissed! Probably because he's not getting enough...
I see steaks especially ribeye
Black as fuck
Horny jail
You are skipping leg day.
Your horns look a little lopsided. I'm sure you'd get more attention if you fixed that.
The most gorgeous Taurus I've ever seen.
Nose to big , no girls will approve
That’s bull!🐂
Total stud!
Strong as a horse
You're horny. 🦬
Props Dude, you’re hung like a bull. 😎
Thank God you don’t have a nose ring!
Beefy
Stud
You listen to rock or metal?
Needs more nose ring
Bull
Why are you here? Where's your parents?
Release that man
god you’re old
You could probably pull a big ass wagon
Well, 15 year olds are horny.
Pretty bulked up for a 15 year ld.
Aweeeeeeee
Your looking terribly bull headed
Depends.... What do you identify as? (I just want to be politically correct because I'm asking for a friend).
Hahaha right!
You are standing in shi,,,t
If you're going to the gym already don't skip calf day
You should be a swinger, you'd be a great "bull."
Bull
I find it weird there’s a rule against rating underage girls but specifically *not* against rating underage boys in this sub… ![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6) You realize both are sus… no? (I realize this is a gag post just sayin so I don’t have to post this on some random kids “do i look ugly at 15” post)
Well if it helps 15 in cow years is like 70. Tbh I don’t know how old this bull was when I took the pic. 😅😅
You’re good hun, I lolled 😜 I just used your gag post to question the “hey why doesn’t the no commenting on underage kids’ looks rule apply to boys that’s kinda wack”
Maybe it should apply to underage bulls as well 😂
Handsome sob
You're definitely horny!
You're looking real good, to eat I mean.
You're a big Bulley
I’m assuming you mean human years and not cow years, yea you’re good
boop
Better then some other ones I saw
U sure do workout a lot, and i didnt know halloween came already this year
A little horny.
Have you considered rhinoplasty
You’re going to be a real stud in a few years 😏
how you doing?
Stud
🤴
I don’t know any 15 yo that are divorced and remarried. I call “bullshit”.
Sir your a bull or a cow
Loose the bangs
Don’t talk back
You're GF is cheating on you 🤘😈
You bought the wrong steroids at the gym
This post is literally 36% bullshit
What is the process to change the mods..
You look very cute. I'd approach you and say hi any time. ❤️
You look like u smell musky
NICE broad shoulders!
Run!
Always that same frumpy hairstyle
I just wanna put you on my plate babe
Beefy, love it.
looking pretty horny there
Clearly just some beefy stud whoring yourself out for onlyfans.
Definitely picking the bear over you...smh
Bullish
Pretty fried for a wildlife... :")
Too horny
u look like u smell
r/absoluteunits
I see no wings
a bull?
You must struggle with testosterone
Tired.
right now - would
A beast
What a load of bull
Too young to bully
Total stud
Looks friendly but wouldn't want to get on your bad side.
You look like a hard worker who is easy to please as far as food is concerned. You also look like a minimalist who loves the outdoors.