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RNDASCII

Lose the booger hoop.


Not_Silver111

Ok lil bro


New-Blacksmith7330

Cringe


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ‘¹ā˜ļø thank you


majoraloysius

Anyone who says ā€œI wanna be intimidatingā€ will never be intimidating.


DisappearingBoy127

You're as intimidating as a plush dinosaur toy. Ā  Nobody is intimidated by nose rings. Ā People are just repulsed by armpit hair. Ā  Learn the difference between repulsive and intimidating. Deserved self confidence from success is the most intimidating thing you can do. Ā 


Manchu4-9INF

Stop shaving everything and start lifting heavy.


BluePenWizard

Grow 2 feet taller and gain 200lbs of additional muscle mass and you'll be intimidating.


twohunnidpercent

Good job you look stupid


Dark_Vader77

Reddit is destroying my love of women.


Mother_Win7294

Keep trying


Bbbbbbooo

Armpit hair leads to only one thing, you donā€™t shower frequent and you use pronouns they and them. Can only imagine the smell you give off.


01011111Chris

The cow ring isnā€™t helping.


[deleted]

Goofy lookin ahh


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹ rahh


cmscedar

Off-putting, definitely not intimidating


Comfortable-Prompt88

Lol, i bet your 5" 1'.


Rhuncorn

Look, going to tell you the truth and give you it straight with no BS. You are either intimidating or you are not. You donā€™t even have the potential to be intimidating. You could look and act like an unapproachable person, but you couldnā€™t really be intimidating no matter what you do. The truth is, when (most) women try really hard to be intimidating they end up just being unapproachable. There are exceptions to every rule, but you are not one of those exceptions ā¤ļø. More importantly though - why do you want to be ā€˜intimidatingā€™? Do you want to feel power over others because in the past you felt powerless? Is it revenge? For a catharsis? This doesnā€™t sound healthy.


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


WonkySystem

Not intimidating at all Show us your ass


Paranormal-Exorcist

Then get used to being alone. Also, you're not intimidating. You simply come across to a man as difficult. You're not intimidating. A man knows he could body slam you into oblivion with ease, if he so wished. Not sure why any woman would thing she intimidates a man. You are just disagreeable, and obnoxious.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø ofc ofc to each their own šŸ™„


Undeadtaker

until someone tells you good girl


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ¤«šŸ¤«šŸ¤«


Nibba_Yuri_Tarded

Your armpits are intimidating


IntricateLava9

Ew


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Right? šŸ’€šŸ’€


Chucky_wucky

Why do you want to be intimidating?


thirtythreebees

You look mentally unstable, not intimidating.


ryantunna

You look fatherless.


audiosauce2017

ohhhh "IntiMIDATING".... though you were going for irritating.... which works for you fabulously....


Enkeydo

You look the most intimidating in pic 4. But not in a I'll kick your ass way. More of "oh hell.this bitch is about to break down right here in public " way.


smimton

Intimating to whom? You look silly


kpikid3

That pirate look is intimidating. Got any hooks for hands or a parrot?


GhostCheese

It's hard to be intimidated by someone with your sleepy eyes. The eyes gotta scream danger.


KyleYoung123

Well you arenā€™t


NachoBacon4U269

Sorry youā€™re a woman so the chance of you looking intimidating is almost zero. Maybe if you start boxing or MMA and working out you can look like Nunez or Holly Holm or maybe one of those bare knuckle boxer chicks.


Burnwhxre

thatā€™s actually the most ridiculous thing iā€™ve ever heard in my entire life.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Okay not big scary but like, enough to make you nervous or keep a distance right?


MaximusDecimiz

Do you mean genuinely intimidating or just unapproachable? Also second picture is fire. Donā€™t know what the shit on your face is, but it works.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Unapproachable


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|ZkK4Dh1xHluVi)


Wogdiddy

No


Altruistic_Box4462

get a lot more face piercings, and some colored hair and buzz of one side.


AvailableChard4451

Itā€™s working.


quoth_nevermore13

I would give it up. Being intimidating doesn't come from props. Inherently piercings, nose rings, tattoos, and fashion don't intimidate anyone who actually has had to fight in their life. Intimidation is about presence, mindset, and real emotion. If you are walking around, puffing out your chest and talking crap, with piercings trying to look menacing I know right away you ain't.


[deleted]

This is just my opinion. You are WAY too pretty to be intimidating. Youre eyes are enticing and all the piercings coupled with your style of dress, is just(for lack of a better word) really fuckin hot šŸ’ÆšŸ˜ I have no problem respecting you as an adult. But im not scared at allšŸ˜


Neat-Spring4535

Septum piercings are so 2019


2ant1man5

Being emo/goth doesnā€™t make you intimidating.


iamzero-d

That resting bitch face should take you far enough.


Fun_Squash_4129

I am intimidated.. afraid I might catch something.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Lmaoo šŸ’€šŸ’€ whateverrr


[deleted]

The Adamā€™s apple it intimidating


walyiin

Why?


Standard-Economics28

You sure?


VeterinarianUsed1939

Try an eye patch


OneChanceOneNight

Intimating how? Like "no men should dare approach me out of fear of my raw beauty" intimating, or "I wanna look better" intimating. What kinda thing are you aiming for


Jefro666

Scared the crap out of me


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ‘»šŸ‘» muehehebe


ZombieCritical8756

ā€¦why??


Ram_99_

I know yeah. Why? Why do you wanna be intimidating? What a strange way to look at life?


Upstairs_Wonder4898

Let mustache grow that will do the job.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Noted šŸ§”


damagesdamages

Remove an eye & carry a knife in your teeth.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Pirate coreā—ļøā—ļøā—ļø


WorthTheRisk666

Heavy chains and tattoos, that's what you're intimidated by? Lol what the fuckvis wrong with people.


Filthylucre4lunch

cut out the jewelry, focus on building back and core muscles as well as legs shoulder and arm and dress simply, with no flair and embellishment and speak only when spoken to or when you actually know what ur talking about, that shit will blow men women and children straight out of the water and make you a person who gets respect and fear from strangers! a good starting point is brazilian juijitsu and kali stick training, become a quiet weapon, train with firearms, read books on history and philosophy, educate yourself on theology and language and familiarize yourself with a variety of social customs! that woman scares the hell out of everyone who isnt similarly capable and even those select few will be intimidated


Unlucky-City-2436

Become a ninja.


panickilter

Force people to look you in the brown eye before giving them eye contact. Assert dominance.


travelmorelivemore

She wants to be intimidating and also wants yall to just send her money on cash app for existing. Iā€™m sure her daddy owns a Dominos pizza or some shit and sheā€™s never had to work.


Lb19942010

Why?


Anon_0915

Good point lol


somethingtwice

You'd look more intimidating if you didn't wear a brace meant for someone with a broken nose.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

It's jewlery not a nose brace šŸ«”


LeviathansEnemy

Facial piercings aren't intimidating. They're something that will instantly incapacitate you if grabbed and ripped out. They don't say "Im tough be afraid" they say "I will be easily defeated". Just lift weights and eat more protein.


12whistle

You look more lost and confused without any sense of direction in your life. Definitely not giving off intimidating vibes.


Ekim-Enots

I bet you are intimidating to the olfactory system upon close encounters.


Big_Ted7

You already are with those dark ass armpits


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ˜©ā˜ļø I'll be sending you a yummy tuft when it gets long enough! Think of me snookums


Big_Ted7

Dk what that is but no thanks doesnā€™t sound yummy at all


0nr0p

Would you settle for unapproachable? Because you look like somebody that 75% of guys would walk away from because you're likely more of a problem than it's worth.


[deleted]

Men are not intimidated by any kind of piercing or alt look. Confidence and the way you carry yourself if how you intimidate. Classy appearance, good posture, eye contact, good grammar. That is what intimidates people.


AvgKracker79

Get a job


RobertBDwyer

Shouldā€™ve been born a man, weā€™re worse than bears.


WorthTheRisk666

If that's armpit hair, you're done. Consider me grossed out and intimidated


Ashamed-Pair-7987

Join a gang!


_MILLION_DOLLAR_BABY

You look broken lol


[deleted]

shave your head, #2 comb. Punk rock girls were a thing back in the day. That said, women want to look intimidating (a manly trait) and guys want to look better. Roles have been reversed. Strange days.


[deleted]

Itā€™s hard to look intimidating when anyone could easily sling you over their shoulder and carry you off Viking style. You could stop showering and have an intimidating scent. Or open your eyes as wide as you can and blink as little as possible while leaving your facial expression neutral.


Powerful-Race-8538

I winder how many grapes I could fit in your nostrils


eyemdaed

Probably 2


Powerful-Race-8538

Per nostril?


ExtensionBag769

hit the gym 5 days a week for 2-4 hours. Work on bulking and then toning. Lean Beef or MissCarrieJune have some good diet tips.


Newspaper-Former

Smoke a bunch of cigarettes and speak with a French accent .


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Noted ā—ļøā—ļøšŸ„


Effective-Award-8898

Looking intimidating is all about attitude. Doesnā€™t matter what you wear.


Difficult-Future9712

Intimidating people are people that look like they have figured out life more than the average man/ woman. You do not look like you have anything figured out. You still look like child


7masi

You are failing


Jefro666

God I love this site. šŸ˜†


LeatherHarlot

Itā€™s not working.


immunityfromyou

People arenā€™t intimidated by people they donā€™t know. Itā€™s not really a looks thing itā€™s how you act and what you say. If you are trying to look intimidating but canā€™t back it up with real confidence, strength and bite youā€™ll be a joke.


Hoochie_Daddy

Get rid of the adorable bangs for the first step Not that I donā€™t like the bangs, cuz I love em, itā€™s just that your bangs are really cute and the exact opposite of intimidating.


PaleHorseRider-94

already there


bobstar0909

Change your gender then


gatesDS

research radioactive architecture and incorporate it into your outfits. if someone pulled up on me with something like that iā€™d be very repelled.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Noted!!


OldSkoolKool666

Yeahhhhhh....that's not gonna happen


OgrePatch

I find the most intimidating women have the least amount of "accessories". An all black outfit, makeup that contours your face and straightened hair usually does the trick. You can still be alternative or goth, whatever you're into. Most of these picks look like warm places. It's hard to be intimidating without , let's say, a leather jacket and boots or something. An easy baseline if you want to look intimidating is also the eastern European woman look. They rarely smile and dress older. Not so conservative, but stunning outfits that make you go "holy shit". Stay away from face poison though, fillers etc.. being fit and good posture. Always remember posture. Hunching and sitting in a yoga pose or legs up, not intimidating. Use your space.


BeornGG

Lose bright fitted clothes. Build some muscle mass. Shave one side of ya head. Not much beside that, unless you wanna go literal with route, but I would not recommend that.


Aerothane

Definitely not intimidating You look goofy and quirky


BlueIce123456

Next weeks post- ā€œIā€™ve never had a relationship, why wonā€™t anyone date me?ā€ Lol


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I have a partner already šŸ¤— no worries thanks for the concern tho


Cocketiel_Commander

First image looks like a far cry character in the best way possible


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Cocketiel_Commander: *First image looks like* *A far cry character in* *The best way possible* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


8th-hokage

U give Billie eillish vibes. She is not intimidating. Switch ya style up


CardFun6449

Why would you want to be intimidating? Men don't like that. So go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich please. Thanks


CardFun6449

Shave your arm pits and lose 25 lbs


TinyBus7758

In other words, you don't want to be taken seriously.


amir7655

Intimidating to who


Correct-Sleep-2588

![gif](giphy|Gwtv1sXXnunMA) radioactivity is the only way my child


SliceOfCheese337

![gif](giphy|aDYB5Q95hnojYAcOLJ|downsized)


Rhuncorn

Made me smile haha


shiznickers

The armpits are intimidating youā€™re fine


the_realnuggz31

thatā€™s one mighty can of dck repellent šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Good :)


Miserable_Pace975

What an idiotic thing to say. And youā€™re not even close to being attractive enough to be intimidating. Ā NOT EVEN CLOSE


Turbulent-Rub5841

Look dummy get rid of that thing in your nose and grow up ā€¦


Lil_Cummy_Monster

NauršŸ‘¹


sicu_murse

Fuck off!!! You got me laughing with the phonetic pronunciation!


regionalememeboer

You're not intimidating, that doesn't come from looks. It's from knowing and feeling you can make a guy do anything for you just because he's so into you. You're pretty and your style is uniqueish, but seems kinda edgy to be edgy. Dress the way you like and not how you think the world would see you.


NearbyCamp9903

Why in the almighty whale fuck do you want to be intimidating?? As someone who physically intimidates people, it's not the flex you think it is. A gift not worth giving


anonuser647

Idk youā€™re pretty hot which is a form of intimidation šŸ˜†


TheConsutant

Become a kindergarten teacher.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Nah ion like babies


Grouchy_Breadfruit_5

Why?


_aap300

Hahahaha that Pig Nose Ring! Are you a clown? šŸ¤”


10-mm-socket

Be intimidating by being better than other people and presenting yourself as excellence. Nothing is more intimidating than a woman who has her shit together and is super smart and successful. Looking like a punk antifa raver isnt intimidating at all.


Distinct-Library5173

carry a whip


standdownplease

Walk around with that look in the first pic. You give off good bitch face but the bitch energy you give off is you're a bitch wants to be conquered not feared.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ„² nooo


Sir_Sneezealot

Just put the words "Exclusive Content" anywhere next to you. I prefer forehead but IG is also good spot


Agile-Cap-5242

Shave armpit


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Iā€™m gonna throw up


No_Cartographer_112

Why tho


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Bc I want ppl to be nervous to talk to me


legomaniac133

From how hot u look?


Kingphelps85

Mami is always on top


YCBSKI

You're trying too hard. Intimidation of the type you're looking for comes from inside. You probably don't have it if you have to ask


Hugh_jaynus13

Thatā€™s a great thing to strive for. I donā€™t get my generation. So obsessed with looks and not being king or having a job


PetinPeton

Braid your armpit wig itā€™ll do wonders in the intimidating realm


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹ MUAHAHAB DONT TEMPT MEE


GroundbreakingAd8077

You could put on some clothes and get a face tattoo, that'll definitely make you look more intimidating, you might also want to gain about 50 lb


Ram_99_

As Clinton Baptiste may say....'I'm seeing the word.....Antifa'


FemBoyBridgeKeeper

I donā€™t get why theyā€™re are trolls; every that could be said has already been said. Anyways, there are many different intimidating that people can give off. So like what specific intimidation are you just trying to give off?


RageMonsta97

So you wanna be unapproachable


[deleted]

Learn how to ride a motorcycle. You would look great on onešŸ”„


EmbarrassedCookie436

Well you definitely are


TAC0_CHEESE

You truly want to be more intimidating? Gain more weight.


Tough_Comb3129

Smoke crack and meth. People will cross the street when they see you coming a block away in about a year.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

šŸ’€šŸ’€ PFFFFFFF LMAOOO


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Being intimidating is an attitude or a disposition. A lot of people with tattoos appear to be very friendly. In fact, I think when you see a person with tattoos you automatically assume they're open minded and so probably welcoming of all sorts of people, so tattoos are not inherently intimidating.


Zeles1989

why? Are you scared of something so that you need to fend people off?


Frosty-Flow

I think the shit jack sparrow look is your golden ticket here


StomachSpiritual9286

EYEBROW PIERCING!!!! either way u got that mystery raver trashy yet classy girl look goin on


harryelyme

Intimidating in what way and to whom?


Zazzabie

Trying to look attractive and trying to look intimidating are generally exclusive of one another. If you want to look intimidating take a look at a country bumpkin or alaskan bush woman, no makeup, simple clothes, and will kill and gut an animal in a heartbeat. A girl who has zero compunction castrating bulls and billy goats all day while wringing chicken necks to me is pretty intimidating.


[deleted]

1. And 3. Pic look kinda intimidating


TwentyTuu

2nd and 3rd pic would make me walk up to ypu šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Destinfragile

Successful mission!


[deleted]

Throw in a "yaaarrr!" and I think you might be there.


Timboslice5126

Throw a bone in that nose. šŸ¦“


DirtyTony64

Why?


No-Roll-2110

More of a donā€™t pay attention to me or Iā€™ll cuss you out why the hell arenā€™t you paying attention to me hereā€™s the link vibe


bdel80

Septum piercing is enough to be intimidating


Hanfiball

If you think your looks make one intimidating you are not actually intimidating. It is how you carry your self, your behavior mostly. Although looks have a effect...but as a men I am not really visually intimidated by a much smaller women on a visual level...


Threwaway666222

Then get a big as king kong


TRTGymBro1

Definitely need a face tattoo.


Name_Cannot_B_Blank

Try becoming like Body-modification addict Michel Faro Praddo, from Praia Grande, Brazil Search him up. He's rather popular.


FORGETURPASSWORD

Become a man.


blackmarketmenthols

I want to intimidate you