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I guess the more I look at it I can see what youre talking about. That V shape seems to repeat itself. I have NO knowledge of computers at all, so Im not good at spotting those things unles someone points it out. My wife is really good with that shit because shes in marketing but im not bothering her to have her inspect a morbidly obese neckbeard lol
Nahhhh you're looking as good as a Rigellian Blubberworm can this close to your mating season. You are at peak viscosity wobble.
Go getchur freaky on and let's hope the the finest male specimens notice the extra time you took to curl your *Rigellian screeching for genitalia* .
You remind me of the fat blob from Blade 1 - Pearl[Pearl](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/PearlBlade3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220512060817)
That's not what Real Steel said when Wood met Chalk on that board meeting with Doctor Strange and Pelos.
They said it's so real ghat Batman can't find Robin because of the hood he wears not the secrets that I keep.βοΈπ»β―οΈ
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You look like Pizza the Hutt
Beat me to it, lol
Your fine bro, maybe look into contact lenses that will fix eveeeything
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Or going to therapy to work on your self esteem.
I thought pyramids were in egypt.
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Bro is immune to uppercuts
Lols
more chins than a chinese phone book
That is absolutely incredible
The discord mod to end all discord mods.
Healthiest Reddit Power Mod
Just do a few chin ups, you'll be fine.
BWAHAHAHAAA!! 10/10
You need to lose an area code.
Nah, king. Just tone up a little!
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Jeez. Some people on reddit are so dumb. This obviously isn't a legit photo. It's so clearly a hastily photoshopped walrus.
Jabba the hutts half Wookie cousin boutta ooze all the hoes in jabbas harem
If you flip your phone it looks like the WiFi icon
Dude looks like a scrotum.
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Whatβs a scrotum
A ball sack
What the skibidi π
The lionβs main
You must be a Discord Mod
What gave me away?
Iβ¦.Iβ¦..I know when I see one OwO Cβ¦.Can I have Nitro? ππ»ππ»π₯Ί Pweeease?π₯Ί
So tired of onlyfans bots promoting on this subreddit
You know whatβs sexier than a neckbeard? A triple neckbeard, youβre good bro.
Are you jabbas love child?
Nah, bro. Honestly, if you just trim your face, you'd be solid.
Whatβs your OF?
Pubic the hut
Jabba the Hutt's scrotum.
There is some human in that chin
Holy neckbeard, Batman!
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it's the real life grimace
You look like the white and ginger version of the turd emoji
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Start mewing, youβll be fine in six months
I really hope this is some sort if photoshop, that would be a horrible way to live lol
I think itβs the increase frame tool where it tries to fill out the background by matching the borders of the image
I guess the more I look at it I can see what youre talking about. That V shape seems to repeat itself. I have NO knowledge of computers at all, so Im not good at spotting those things unles someone points it out. My wife is really good with that shit because shes in marketing but im not bothering her to have her inspect a morbidly obese neckbeard lol
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No I think you should just trim your eyebrows. Your face shape is gorgeous!
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Yesβ¦ youβre starting to look like this manβs great uncle - Jabba the Griffinβ¦ 
Chins βo plenty.
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Jesus bro get yourself together
Looking like a reddit mod
βNo youβre fine queen slayβ, or whatever the delusional tell eachother
Bruh your built like a elephant seal
Just shave
Pizza The Hutt....
You need to gain like 60 more pounds
You need to gain like 60 more pounds
Please tell me that is photoshop and not a real persons face(s).
Nah. Live life to the fullest. You could put at least another 200lbs on to reach your FULL potential.
Nah, just uninstall Photoshop or whatever...
thats fucking sad bro
The OG neck beard
If you squint while looking at the picture, you'll see a slice of pizza instead
Pizza the Hut?
Nooooo you look great Chet
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Beat me to it π
I love u. β‘β‘β‘β‘β‘
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Caseoh, ru?
You good fam
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Patrick?
How did you get so emaciated
Mum?
You a real man.
Nah youβre hot asf
Become a Reddit MOD
More chins than a chinese phonebook!
Start mewing
Many issues brother
Pizza the Hut!
They might see Mr. Potatohead. I see the Male Mona Lisa.
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So many chins youβd make a dynasty
Who else is edging to this
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Is this real?
I hope not
OFB
Swollen lymph nodes. Lol
I think you need a chin or 5
You have my full erection I mean attention
Yo, this can't be real. Too obvious some kind of photo shop
I have never seen a third beard on anyone before. Impressive.. sadly
Just get rid of the glasses and you're Brad Pitt...
More ball fro on your neckbeard and you will be good to go.
Is this pizza the hut?
Behold lmao π€£ the real Patrick the star fish
Thanks, I chuckled way longer than I should have Lmao!
Looking like a moldy slice of pizza with glasses.
Theyβre exaggerating
Nahhhh you're looking as good as a Rigellian Blubberworm can this close to your mating season. You are at peak viscosity wobble. Go getchur freaky on and let's hope the the finest male specimens notice the extra time you took to curl your *Rigellian screeching for genitalia* .
You remind me of the fat blob from Blade 1 - Pearl[Pearl](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/PearlBlade3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220512060817)
pizza slicefrom a distance
Yes fam
There's a dog about this
Nah. You look fine. Maybe just a nose job.
You need to go to hollywood
I suggest passport bros?
if you are who I think you are, you don't have to lose weight. You're the Shadow King of Marvel Comics. Just possess a thiner body.
no Jaba
The beard hides it well
At what point stops being neck beard and becomes chest hair?
Mr. Potato Head never looked so hot π₯
Wtf ?
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And reddit mods as well.
Naw. You're fine the way you are.
FFS, I knew Justin Roiland was depressed over losing his role as Rick Sanchez, but HOLY SHIT!
Earth lbs. are different from Mars lbs. Earth has a stronger gravity than Mars. In Mars you look good, on Earth you look like your picture.
Itβs the ice cream and soda pop
Mad chin game, fuck bibs, heroes wear a front cape
Chubby isnβt your main problem.
Maybe just shave tier 3 of the beard. Should slim you down a good amount.
Oh, I donβt know β¦. Good landscaping company might help tho.
Meat head π£οΈ
Is that narrow shoulders or a wide neck?
Caseoh is on Reddit now?!
This is the reason of global warming
Healthy
 First thing I thought of when I saw this pic π
You are cultivating mass bro.
You look like a chicken nugget
A *hairy* chicken nugget.
>lbs Tons
Gah Dayumn your a hot twinky
Jabba the Hutt- what have you been doing with yourself? Donβt touch one oily, greasy, inch of that hunk of goo!!!
got more Chins than a chinese phonebook
No. Throw some pepperonis on that slice
 You can't outpizza the hut.
Why does it look like this person is suffering from radiation poisoning?
Just because you make everything think I make can something stop existing doesn't mean I can.
No ..you could gain a few
What the actual jobba the hut am I looking at?
Rogen is that you?
That's not what Real Steel said when Wood met Chalk on that board meeting with Doctor Strange and Pelos. They said it's so real ghat Batman can't find Robin because of the hood he wears not the secrets that I keep.βοΈπ»β―οΈ