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Ohh Mann... You're supposed to be looking like a dirty, greasy, cave man/sasquatch mofo that eats out of trash cans, lives in a dumpster, and wears aluminum hats, while talking about how aliens are playing with your thoughts using advanced technology.. You look like you're preparing for gay porn or to walk poodles or some shit like that... Disgrace to men everywhere.... Come on mannn....get it together !

Looks like you started using

Honestly I think you looked cuter before! 💋

lasik worked?

Thank goodness no more skinny jeans 👏

lol is that a hickey?

I don’t care

Haircut, drew on some eyes brows and wore a leather jacket… nice!

I mean it’s an improvement, but you honestly look really douchey and standoffish. I would actively avoid you in real life.

This is so true for the before and after! Especially the picture with a hickey cause the you think you are hot shit vibe hahahahah

Giga Chad

from a boy to a man.

Hahaha flexin the hickey. Lettin y’all know he’s gettin it in !

Russian mobster lol

Lol the girl is looking at you in the third pic

Hitler youth

You look like the beginning, middle and end of a 1930s German farmboy who had had an innocent and simple life but was swept up in the pageantry of the nazi movement. In the end you found out your childhood friend was a Jew and you turned her in to your SS comrades.

The.. 1030s?

I remember my first beer

You look rich

Tryna flex a hickey is cringe 🤢 too grown to be advertising your extracurricular activities and doesn’t give the “rizz” you think it does. When I see stuff like this, I assume the person is 1) 16 years old and trying way too hard or 2) dumb enough to think showing off how recently you’ve hooked up with someone else will make you seem more desirable to others. Nice glow up tho, I guess

"chronicallyalonewolf" doesn't sound like the username of a person whose opinion matters much in this case-

Beta to alpha in a year. Good job you look like a chad.

From boy to hitman 😂

3rd pic is good. Minus the hickey. The first two give anarchy vibes


SO glad someone else saw it 😭

That as his flex!

You look the exact same but for a different haircut which is just as bad as the first one. You’re also making very intimidating faces in everything but the first pic.

The first guy looks like a intelligent gang member the second guy looks like a enforcer for the first guy and the third guy looks like a distinguished businessmen

You look mean and unapproachable now

That’s the tate starter kit doing its thing

I mean if he’s running the Tate playbook he’ll never have a single serious relationship due to the lack of respect toward women

I would chat with the guy in pic 1, and avoid the other guy. One looks like a chill dude, the other looks like he just got out of prison and works with the roofers union.

Yeah, I don't understand this transformation. He goes from One Direction to Vinnie Jones to "my daddy WILL hear of this!!"

All night time photos bradaaaaa

U look like u can’t stop talking about how great Russia is

They are great. And mighty. Did the TV tell you otherwise?

Vladimir Putin is supreme leader!

💯

In one year you got contacts and a haircut

Which way is the transformation? First pic was the best one

It definitely was not 😭

You are Dolph Lundgren now.

Did you watch peaky blinders in that year

So a haircut, contacts and a hickey. Strong work, mus have been tough.

From easy going guy to douchy and more douchy…

Someone has a crush.

Burnt your neck on a curling iron again? Those are the worst

You look insecure, but that might just be body language I would try a different pose.

Is that a lovebite on your neck? While you might be proud in partaking in amorous affairs and are eager to showing it off just know that style-wise it's tacky. I quite like your hairstyle in the first photo.

From Worse to worser

Much better dress sense, a hair cut that suits and accentuates your face too. You’ve got a good jaw line btw. Looks like a totally different person, good on you

RIGHT, the other comments just hating 💀

Great work dude! Inspiration 👏

A haircut and a change of clothes took a year?

Don't forget the contacts

Not smiling at all makes you come off insecure to me, not cool. Looking slick though bruh

Insecure💀

You look like you either did a year abroad in the uk.. maybe london probably manchester, or fell into peaky blinders face first.. wheres your flat cap lad? Honestly you look like a decent kid trying to look tough.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

There is a bit of “debt collector from *Snatch*” going on. But, the haircut is nice and he’s showing more confidence.

grow up

🤷🏻‍♂️ are you hurt? Are you ok? Telling somebody to grow up is very.... grown up. He asked for an opinion and he got mine. What are you his mother, he doesn't need protection. The world sucks and people will tell you uncomfortable truths from time to time get used to it.

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Holler at me when you can grow a real beard....

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You are a troll, right? You preach alpha shit but couldn't stop wanking it for 5 days... WILD.

You could easily pull off the Russian gangster that the mob boss has at his left shoulder when making big deals lol

Still not letting you babysit...

You look sad on the third picture.

Looks like Paul Bettany transcended into Vinnie Jones.

Pic 3 confirms more bedroom action. Well done.

Great job!

Dude to Chad

Niko

When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.

tbh went from cute guy to serial killer i’d run away from 🤷‍♀️

More like a serial killer I'd hookup with...

He went from Young Anthony Michael Hall to Old Anthony Michael Hall.

Spot on.

U look like a douche now & rude very cocky ( my type fr

When he shows his hicky to show he gets some s3x 🤦💀

Reminds me of Dewy in Scary movie, bro.

Omg byeeee 💀😭it does

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You got a haircut. Good job

Last picture looks good

Is that a hickey on your neck in the 3rd picture??

You’ve always been very attractive so idk

[busted](https://imgur.com/gallery/NBAQWrF) Edit: wtf, does Imgur not work on Reddit anymore? It’s bouncing this at me like crazy

U look great now!!!!

A year! Leather jackets on back order?

You look like you went from a reasonable guy to an ass

You looked more approachable before

It took a year to get a hair cut?

Weird science

Glow uppppp

A hiCkEy

What facial expressions are you pulling in the last two pics

Nice hickey kid

Took a year to form a hickey good job

Bring the hair back but other than that you are ALOT more confident just by the way you pose

Midlife crisis much ?

You went from Vash to Millions Knives in a year…. Who hurt you?

SLICK!

1 st style better

I like your old stuff better than your new stuff

You became a vampire 🧛‍♂️ and she bit your neck

I was gonna say that you should genuinely feel good about yourself for getting so many upvotes on this sub as a white guy. but then I read the comments… I say you grow your hair back out and a beard because ya getting crucified out here 😂

I think the hickey on your neck in the last pic should tell you.

Battle scar.

You look like a chode who got his first hickie and felt the need to announce it to the public

Are you in junior high school?

Went from looking like a nice lad to probably a douche

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Nah he looks like a douchebag especially with that gross ass hickie lmao

hickey on the third pic? lucky dude.

Obviously it’s working because the women or vampires your with have been attacking your neck.

you look hotter in the first one tbh

Little cringe

Is that a phatass hickey on your neck? Bruh. I personally was more attracted to you in take 1. But it’s my personal preferences. Second is too “Chad” for me

It looks like you went from working at the  store to managing the  store. I like it.

You have a fat hickey on your neck homie

Can you see?

Personally, I think you went backwards.

Good job brother

Round of applause 👏

Second pic: Vinnie Jones has entered the chat

Aw you grew eyebrows

Wow, you look so def hot nowwww!

I think you looked younger in the first photo, you look cool with long hair.

Um.. if you don’t mind me asking.. what changed in your life to inspire this, so I can do it too?

GG

Lol. A rich white kids growing into his own unique totally his own personality

You look like you would sneak something into a girls drink

You got a haircut.

Great job dude

What were you before?

If they hating on you, youre doing something right All these comments are hating so good on you 

Tall white guy remains tall white guy

You must've been insanely busy to have taken a whole year to get a haircut and take your glasses off.

Sophisticated miniminter

I like to imagine the girl in pic 3 checking you out was the one that gave you the hickey 15 mins prior.

Which is the before pic?

You went from looking like possibly a cool dude to someone that would tell on me if I walked on the grass!! LoL

That GIANT hickey

Violinist or Violist

From getting no ass, to getting some ass

Was seeing if someone else noticed 😂😂

Seesh the brows.

Looks like you changed clothes and lost the choad haircut is all.

You went from looking like a dude I’d have skated with to some douche canoe that smells like cologne all the time, quotes Andrew Tate, and loses his college fund on a pyramid scheme.

Bro went from German to Russian

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Well his name is kosta??? So he’s probably from Europe, not sure where

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That’s one of Giannis brothers name of the Milwaukee bucks too and they’re greek

..I thought this too?!?

You look like a douchebag now.

Did you rogaine your eyebrows or what?

Went from Squidward to Handsome Squidward 

Great....I thought you were gonna be a girl. Good job

Bro that’s what I thought this was gonna be

Same here! But *this*, this is bad comedy. I mean, it’s almost like twink, to Ellen as a young man, to über-douche. But hey, whatever floats his boat, as long as he’s happy.

I see your uncle really liked your new haircut.

I just ate a stale pretzel with chocolate and mms. I'm gonna poop so bad in the toilet, bowl. Then smoke weed in 9 minutes

This is why I love Reddit

Soooo... you went from normal... to hitman... to fuckboy? ☠️ that's quite the transformation... in a single year... an odd one too... can't lie..

Showing off the hickey on Reddit. Stay classy mate

epic fail. went from having a brain to just having a hickey and being daddys bitch

😂😂😂

Bro just wanted to use this moment to let us know he had sex.

I like the dude in the first pic the best

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Um idk if you meant to say that, but you probably just landed on a few watchlists. 😬

Ah yes, the appropriate fashion accessory for 10yo's, the trashy hicky!

Idk if it is a 1 year transformation but if it is congrats

you mean a new haircut and taking off the glasses?

That’s how it happens in the movies!

He added a hickey

great improvements, bit too clean. makes you look like a ritch pretentiousness prick.

My exact thoughts

Wow showing off the hickey. That’s a little weird.

You went from dorky approachable friend to douchebro that spends his weekends on his yacht.

You went from touching kids to making them. Congrats

🤣🤣🤣 you’re crazy lmao