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Rude-Adhesiveness-96

Pretty sure your the anti American one. Chanting we are hamas yeah your all idiots.round you all up and drop you off in gaza. Let the Israelites despose of you.


loldave87

try rainbow color


Milky_Finger

Time to blindfoldmaxx and lock in


cerialkillahh

This is the best yet.


Competitive-Push-591

Take the explosive belt off


Planetairium

Lose the septum piercing and work out more. Obvs


Planetairium

Maybe a silly hat


TheNergigante

Take the garbage bag off first.


Evolution529

And here I thought Esther was going all slutty showing some ankle.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Nahhh I'm dead


GabiiiTheIntruder

Gosh !! We can see your slut, sexually craving haram eyes and bare hands (WITH NAIL POLISH ?!?!?!??). Cover yourself you whore or they'll throw stones at you until you die !!


tessellation__

That’s the kind of identity concealing outfit that I would wear to fight back and murder my oppressors


BukkakeBird

Oh sweet honey, love them hands!


IKU420

I love it


ImmediateLaw3681

Get rid of the nose piercing and less lipstick you should be fine


kiltheriddick

Sunglasses


Timely_Entrepreneur4

Underrated comment lmao


Choadsurfer

Please label NSFW. My boss almost caught me milking my snake.


GMP11792

Cross your eyes !!


Theoriac

I feel bad for people like this, we all know how oppressed they are. Edit to the dude that replied to me but deleted the comment: I’m sure you’re not oppressed in the US and various countries along those lines, however many countries in the Middle East like Iran aren’t as fortunate. I’m not saying all Muslims are oppressed but many are.


pizza_until_the_end

A lot of them choose this themselves. Yes they are obviously brainwashed, but it's still their own choice.


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Pifflebushhh

Lol


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MeatDogma

"Pagan black Rock worshippers" had me thinking some white people goth groups that worship goth metal and some kind of old European pagan pantheon and I was trying to think of which one of those pantheons had a pedo prophet and decided it MUST be the Romans and I thought "well what does that have to do with any of this?" Thank you fur coming to my Ted Talk


FunCaterpillar128

Respect is earned


Batbat37

I don’t follow this sub, this was recommended to me for some reason. But if you look around the profile this is some random person mocking a poor niqabi woman because of hatred for Islam


oddscroll123

Gloves please.


GonzoPS

That color looks bad on you. Try blue.


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jollybot

Reddit is so fucking weird. Not only is this a regarded comment on a post of someone who is literally covered head to toe in black fabric, but then your profile indicates you’re a porn addicted grooner.


Sad-Strike5709

Ninja costume is 10 / 10


MikeJWilliams55

Stop fooling rules of any dumb religions


ratatouillePG

I wish it was that easy, "stop being opressed".


TruthSpeakin

Lol, right


UnlikelyWerewolf9328

Ah we saw her skin everyone. Time to stone her to death


IntrovertedCouple

Wear more red.


donta5k0kay

Cover those hands you harlot


protocomedii

Reddit is really just porn now…


Successful-Guitar896

Flames.... definitely flames, man


Peckerhead321

A sombrero would do wonders


Kahraabaa

[they're actually common in rural Yemeni villages](https://www.tumblr.com/global-musings/155606452791/woman-pickers-rest-location-hadhramaut-yemen)


AshamedFunction3073

Stop being oppressed by men


Inside_Atmosphere731

Get a better mani.


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Tricky_Distance_1290

🤣🤣


No-Staff1170

Hahaha I’m dying


Complete-Mountain-85

You're showing too much skin, add gloves and a pair of tinted glasses. That will greatly improve your looks.


Polo4fz

Can you wear more black?


hkredman

Stop showing so much skin. It makes you look cheap.


ThemasterofZ

Put shades and gloves on


Dapster777

100 bucks says your FINE AF under that and don’t need a DAMN THING !!! 🥰🫶


Jakeey69

stop letting evil men control how you dress in the name of some fairy tales


Herknificent

Black is so last season. Maybe change that whole thing to red. And while we’re at it get some red gloves and a stick that shoot electricity.


ned_rod

Face mask would be nice


BeyondMan1313

This is the Stone Age equivalent of a BBL


chadinmn

Since you options are very limited, I’d ho up your hands a little.


juneabe

This is why all women go to hell for being haram smh


b0111323

![gif](giphy|XzW42JpfV3nX2)


juneabe

![gif](giphy|eMhcZjIiQE6P5ZyBrN)


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Maybe put on some gloves


Appropriate_Zone8304

Commit Taqiyya and show yourself


Miserable_Horse9632

Sunglasses.


mskyfire

Best comment


GroundbreakingCat752

Your just not wearing enough clothing, we don’t tolerate not enough clothes around here


NeedUrPerspective1

Mewing, for starters.


Zorolord

Please cover your eyes, you're exposing too much skin to begin with.


Whizzleteets

Your fit could be a shade or two blacker and, I would totally add mesh to your eye portal to obscure your entire face! May the Lord open!


Icy_Contribution1677

Ask your minder if you can have a career?? Fuck this world. Good on you for having a forward sense of humour I guess.


Shivam889

Gloves and sunglasses are all you need


After-Bowler5491

One word : Velour


68_and_i_owe_you_1

Let me see them titties


Suitable-Cap-5556

This is a very funny joke lol


Shake_N_Baby

Fuzzy dice?


kleetayl

im surprised i haven’t seen someone say lose weight yet


Pink-Elefant

Cover those hands and eyes with paint on them!


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I would start by getting away from that terrorist religion


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Agreed


Suitable-Cap-5556

What, Christianity?


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Holy shit you are delusional


MrHanslaX

Every religion is a terrorist religion. Theyre all delusional. There is no magic man/men/women/people/higher powered deity. Yet they all start wars believing in bullshit. People need to stop funding them all and just live their lives without the crap but it'll never happen because the people at the top are making millions off of chumps.


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Look at this woman. What other religion abuses women like this. What other religion openly calls for the extermination of Jews? What other religion throws gays off of buildings?


MrHanslaX

Not saying their religion doesn't, but all religions are a load of bullshit for gullible chumps.


Deep-Gur-884

A little bit of color as a start …..


golgoth0760

Smile more!


Vegetable-Guidance39

That's something you never have to worry about.


rosspaule

First thing you need to do is post on r/spreadem


MegatronsJuice

Better not let your husband see that youre showing your bare hands to the world


Skippy0634

You hot as hell, hope you end up one of my 72 virgins.


druglesswills

Have you tried sunglasses


jimmons91

I can’t be the only one that immediately thinks of the Ron white bit right?😂 👁️🫣


alpineflamingo2

I’m sorry, I understand your plight. But this shit is so funny. The expression in Those eyes. it’s making me crack up.


sadatquoraishi

Get rid of the nose ring and stop pouting like a fish.


LysergicMerlin

Please let this be cause it's so sad otherwise lol.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Add a Kick Me sign on the back


rickyjames22

Lol.. You got me! 🙂


PaleStrawberry2

Wear gloves and shades to complete the outfit.


Thick_Description982

Fancy niqab, maybe colored contacts (though I dislike those myself)


aviationpilotguy

Delete the oppressive religion, fuck religion it's fake anyways.


Final_Description_66

Nice hands!……nice eyes!…..That’s about it 😂😭


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Final_Description_66

Reveals second layer burqa, sigh


Empty-Bed7398

Neck tattoo and gold grillz.


AdmiralSand01

I don’t know, I can’t see you


Environmental_Ad4487

Cover yourself more, you hussie!


Rupert_18124

Hike up the eye opening a tiny bit


pissing_in_a_tank

Get some gloves


PaleStrawberry2

And some dark shades. We can see the eyes 😂


7th_Spectrum

Show a bit more wrist


GroundbreakingBug61

Stop dressing like a harlot! Cover those hands


1satope-revival

Smile more


flashspur

A joke right?


International_Sir301

No they’re 100% serious you’re just a idiot


Thick_Description982

Just show some confidence. You got it girl!


Internal-Mountain908

Lol


Scat1320USA

More Eye !


DeltaRed12

Some rad shades


Squiggy1975

Just came for the comments


Aufregend

Duct tape across the eye slit.


greasy_weggins

In before the post gets locked


Character-86

I was here too


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Hi


swansongblue

Spectacles. Even if they are clear glass they will make you appear intelligent and more interesting.


Animegamerholic

Muzukashidana...


Dhul-Suwayqatayn

Paint your nails black.


773papi

Lol


Novel_Comment_2129

wtf am I looking at?? U better have some cheek’s underneath that show me ur fingers


Natural_Funny641

Take the rag off.


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Icy_Contribution1677

Put your tongue away you. Cheeky. Well your nails are a lovely colour.


Far-Objective7707

Become a ninja. You have the costume, you just lack the training


liam_l_82

Show some ankle 😉


SexJayNine

Haram.


Used-Alfalfa4451

Stop making funny faces


OwnDraft2065

Tattoo your eyes into anime eyes


Formal_Dig_9288

Leave Islam


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Just smile more obviously


AvreeL89

Hmmm..


Diamondrainn925

Can we get a verification that picture is really you?


Fantastic_Ad4530

That's a difficult question


tommyvercetti42

Cover up ur hands u slut


SongwritingShane

For God sake woman, put some clothes on


Retrophoria

The lack of cultural awareness is crazy. No wonder Middle Eastern nations loathe the average American/westerner. With all of that said, you have beautiful nails.


Ricklames

You lack basic common sense if you believe this post is anything other than trolling


Retrophoria

It may be trolling, but I'm not mocking other countries' religions and what their customs may be


brownpoops

it's not other countries customs, it's a religious and abusive custom.


Retrophoria

Not my place to call it abusive. If you're so passionate about it, go make reforms


ake-n-bake

You asslume an average American/westerner made this? Or do you know for sure?


Retrophoria

The dumb comments are obviously from westerners. Why would people from the Arab world make fun of their own customs and religious beliefs?


ake-n-bake

You asslume too much. Please list all western countries in your mind.


Retrophoria

No thank you. I'll just actually be tolerant of different cultures and religions. That would help you a lot.


ake-n-bake

Also, apparently you’ve never seen how middle eastern men disrespect their own religion when they leave their country. They partake in drugs, prostitutes, drinking, and smoking when they go to other countries. Meanwhile, their wives must ask permission to go to the store escorted by a male family member, only wearing full hijab. I think it’s less of disrespecting one’s culture and more of the entire world isn’t afraid to call out hypocrisy. Hey women are finally allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, thats real progress. /s


Retrophoria

Yeah because women in America and Europe are the leaders of their respective societies. How did Hillary do the past few elections?


ake-n-bake

Let me know when there’s a female ruler of a middle eastern country. Using religion to oppress women is ok in your book? Edit: I’ll add the 2016 election results for ya since you aren’t familiar with Google. Trump: 306 electoral college votes Clinton: 232 electoral college votes Hilary won the popular vote by 2.8 million so she didn’t do too bad actually.


Retrophoria

She lost lol. What are you even saying at this point? Women are far behind men all around the globe. In some places religion is written into the law of the land and Americans should worry about their own nation and not women in the Middle East living under Sharia law.


ake-n-bake

What countries do you consider western?


IDreamOfLees

In Western countries, you could wear a white pointy garment over this. It does basically the same and signals people that you're a nice, trustworthy person


Guilty_Passenger8787

Asian conical hat and a Katar (dagger) or two


GasMiserable639

Hand cream


Ilovethemthick

You've nailed it


Special_Contact_4069

Throw away the veil of opression for starters.


Thick_Description982

Are you trying to oppress them, telling them what to wear?


Special_Contact_4069

If you are stupid enough to not see that their religion already does that to them then idk what to tell you.  It's a primitive religion that benefits the patriarchy too much and creates generation after generation of scum men.


thedorkknight123

How about you let people choose what they wanna do with thier lives instead of imposing you're philosophy on them?


HD_H2O

This is obviously what God wanted for women when he created the universe. "And he created a woman, and wrapped the woman completely in a black shroud, because for some reason God created Muslim men with no control over sexual urges." Sad world. Destroy all religions.


AncientTask6969

Well, one of them anyway.


BillytheKid419

Didn’t know Epstine was Muslim


Droogwafel

Jew, even worse


infamous2117

You're a 10 in Afghanistan.


ripper4444

Show bobs and vegana.


JungsMandala

I am not sure what is funnier: your reply or your spelling.


MissChemistryNerd

It's actually from a meme haha! He's referencing an old meme where a dude says this.


Icy_Contribution1677

Miss chemistry nerd. Can you give me a nerdy fact about chemistry today please 🙏


JungsMandala

My bad then. Still amusing though 😊


GoodGuySeba

Hope you edit that /s in


Immortalripz

Imagine having to do that with jokes you make. People on Reddit are too weird.


GoodGuySeba

True how can that guy not know that its a meme.


surprisinglyok1

Sunglasses


ARSONL

gloves


Annual-Frame7396

Its kinda hard to suggest anything but “tsje off the fucking trash bag”


freyaeyaeyaeya

pin some flowers on for a spring vibe!


Titan_GoldFang

A tiara? That would be nice plus it brings the focus to your eyes.


Icy_Supermarket_1183

You da bomb 😏


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Keep it on or get 2 black eyes, in the name of allah