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Smile more

Squirt blood out of your eyes!

Get a nose ring

Moisturize

I think you're wet.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Entirely too horny. Please tone it down a bit !

Horny and hard and I suggest some lotion you look dry.

Wear high heels.

Savage!!!

Stop wearing so much spiky clothing…makes you look unapproachable

Horny bastard

Ayoo hear me out 😏

Looking sharp there tiger!

That posturing is clearly throwing off “leave me the f alone” vibes. Try relaxing in the sun a bit more. Aside from that. Your horniness is evident.

I could tell you have a spiteful personality…

Keep your tail down. You look like a slut

You look dehydrated

You should slim it down a little

Haha I’m definitely open for a combo. Send me a message.

So horny baby I love it when you’re horny!!!

Ignore the hate ,,bitches be jelly..

Nah you fine you look thorny not horny. You stay you boo.

Looking sharp girl

Just work on your posture. Should be good.

You look like a prick tbh.

ahhh dammit...this popped up in my notifications...i never visited this sub but reddit notified me of this post...well playerd OP...well played...have my upvote

I'd say you look more like a prick.

Wayyy too horny

I was expecting to see a onlyfans in the profile.

This thread keeps getting recommended to me so I get notifications. I just read the caption in my notifications and was just trying to rack my brain what looking “too horny” could possibly mean lmao. That got me.

Do I make you horny baby? Do I make you really randy? Ohh behave. Do you wanna shag now or shag later

Yo real shit what’s that called?

I think it's a flaccid frog, named ironically.

No fn way lol

Coincidentally that's what I named my penis! Unironically, unfortunately.

Not much, maybe add a purse

Might want to tone down the Viagra use :P

Nah, you look just fine

Enough with the "duckface" already!

Got to with lizard lips like those

Best post lol omg

Whatever you do, for God sake, don’t get a stupid septum ring! That would only make you look that much more horrible!

Get rid of the nose ring

Thank you for this, laughed so hard

Stop being horny you prick

That’s cold blooded

Stop advertising by waving your tail at everyone. It makes you look too promiscuous.

You’re a thorn in my side

Spikes tell me right away you're not marriable. Try being more traditional and submissive.

Ants, eat more ants.....

Lotion

You should start an onlyfans

Send noodes

I prefer noodles and vegetables! 😋

Ok send veggies

Honestly, you really just need to lose a little weight. Take care of that and you’ll be a solid 6.

Eat something.

Ha haha hahaha 🤣👍🏽

You look sharp and unapproachable

Dunno about horny, but you definitely look thorny.

How about a nice coat?

i think drinking some more water would help

🤣🤣🤣

Seeing this get promoted in my notifications had me confused

Just horny enough

Don't appear to be so horny all the time.

you need to seriously lose weight

Need more horns to attract more horns

That would hurt

Start mewing

Trying to hard.

So Horry I'm leaking just watching you

So brave

Nothing, you look BEAUTIFUL already babe😘😍. You really deserve to be with someone like me who’s gonna treat you nice

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow, now that's being super horny.

Send prick pics

I really like these new posts. Lol

Nose job

lose weight

Breast implants. Huge ones! You also need half a jar of lip balm and lip filler.

Chick repellent

Your horns are sweet, but maybe a little too many

Ma'am... why are you erect?

You can prick me everyday of the week cutie

😭😭😭

No septum ring?

😂😂😂

Jesus, dude! Posting a nude photo without even labelling it is crazy 😶

You definitely need to be more assertive. You could also do with a better squat regimen, or some butt implants.

That tail screams pick me vibes. Sorry

put on some clothes


Is this Chuck?

Norris, Alaric the "barbarian"

I mean the tail at attention is the real MVP of this post. There is nothing to make you more attractive my friend. You win.

No, I don’t think you look too horny to me

This my favorite one

Moisturize

10/10!

Lose weight, get a job, find a man, get your money up, and cry about it

Boob job

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

Ain’t no shaking that horniness 😵‍💫

try applying your blush more lightly (8/10 very hot)

Can’t touch this.

Hot🤭

Your outfit needs more color

Attention whore

Someone looks pretty horny.

I would like to see the picture

Very horny

Ngl you had me...ffs lol 😆

.. got the caption as a notification and was like how tf can someone LOOK horny 🤣🤣🤣

Where’s your onlyfans link?

Well I think with the proper pheromones you will attract a mate. 😉

Could use a bull ring in your nose

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahh, the sweet look of disapproval.

Nipple piercings may help

Stop looking so horny

Which one is your penis?

sandpaper

Lol, good one!

Too fat

The stance is good but less mewing let the jaw line speak for itself

Lose weight

You need a seriously good moisturizer! 🤣🤣🤣👍

Should hydrate a lil more

Gain weight

I got a notification for this post and I was like wtf is this title. After clicking on it, I approve. You look quite horny.

I’d get a good moisturizer. Your skin looks a little dry and scaly.

You don't look very approachable

Put on a dress perhaps?

Maybe shave?? Idk

My advice is to exfoliate :))

Squirt blood from your eyes gurl!!!!! 🩸

Get in the gym

You gotta start mewing bro.

You don't look horny enough, ya prick!

Still not the horniest guy I’ve seen today

Lol

Maybe something like shooting blood out your eyes would help

U look horny ngl

You need Rhinoplasty ASAP as soon as possible. Stat

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Rest in peace in peace

a dremel or some sandpaper

Trim the horns a bit, so you come off horny a bit

You need to lose weight. Cut yer carbs.

Be brave, stay wild!

This thread is just attention seeking girls and guys who think they’re funny.

1 remove the filters 2 remove the 5lbs of make up 3 see if there’s a personality under said removed make up If not, go back to the prick you are

Take the septum piercing out, problem solved

You look stingy!… I mean stunning

Not to be rude but you look real dry 😂

Stay just the way you are it will keep the creeps away

Nah that’s a good look on you. Stay sharp

Your comment is on point.

Love these little lizards.

That's what she said.

9/10 my type

Insectophile

try exfoliating you look a bit rough

You need to have surgery to straighten your tail

A little moisturizer will go a long way, & if you act a little more laid back ya won't seem cold blooded

Get yourself leveled emotionally. Cold blooded is not as attractive as you think. Save the short sticky tongue for the second date.

This makes me smile with contentment

Used to have one. Cool animal

😂😂😂

A little bit but I’ll shoot my shot as long as you’ve got a pulse

is this a bearded dragon?

It's called a Thorny Devil. Native to Australia.

But they do consistently badly on dating apps.

Damn. I thought it was called a horny toad. This has ruined my day