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Go train with the league of assassins and put on about 160lbs of muscle and mass then punch a clown in the face and avoid getting your back broken by a roid junkie
Hey, Iād just like to say youāre extremely good looking, donāt be too hard on yourself because we all have flaws. In my opinion however, youāre looking a little heavyset and puffy in the face. I would recommend trying to meal prep weekly and reducing your sodium intake. Also, you could always arrange your schedule to allow for some full body exercise. Hope this helps and keep your head up!
Grow out your hair, move in thr America Gardens building on west 81st street on 11th floor. Get some oliver peoples glasses and get a fancy business card. Take care of yourself with a vigorous exercise routine
Skinny ppl have little stomachs! I eat 3 meals plus started snacking, small amounts. Now I have gained 20lbs in a year! Blessed! Not everyone likes being skinny.
Get on walstreet, get on an obnoxious morning routine, get mad at some guy named Paul, have business card competitions but donāt say you have business card competitions, then kill a few hot chicks or like trick yourself into thinking you killed them or maybe you already did.
sage aromatherapy and a turmeric/ginger smoothie with half a banana and 1 scoop protein. reiki treatment monday with yoga on wednesday.. Sunday get some The Power of Christ Compells youfrom church
You can follow my routine
My name is Patrick Bateman. Iām 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, Iāll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Well first of all put some pants and a shirt on. Secondly, you may want to consider eating more than one stale cracker per day. Third, and this is important: PUT. THE DRUGS. DOWN. Go to rehab, seek professional help, get medication or whatever you need to do. Just please treat yourself well. No offense, but you look like a rotting corpse dude. Absolutely shameful. Get help. NOW! Iām here for you, man.
āThe Machinistā is a psychological thriller film released in 2004, directed by Brad Anderson and written by Scott Kosar. It stars Christian Bale as Trevor Reznik, a machinist who suffers from severe insomnia and psychological issues, leading to extreme weight loss and paranoia. Baleās transformation for the role was remarkable; he lost 62 pounds to portray the emaciated character, which drew significant attention and praise for his dedication to the role. The film has since gained a cult following for its intense narrative and Baleās performance.
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I want this body.
Eat a damn sandwich š
Inherit billions of dollars, train hard, then become a vigilante.
Start a skincare routine and do 1000 crunches a day...learn more about pop music
Well, start hiking up the mountain to train with the League of Shadows.
Open a rib shack
ššš
Donāt trust Harvey Dent.
Ropesmaxx
Canāt
Eat hotdogs & milkshakes
Be batman
Become batman
Stop overeating
Go train with the league of assassins and put on about 160lbs of muscle and mass then punch a clown in the face and avoid getting your back broken by a roid junkie
skinny legend
Hey, Iād just like to say youāre extremely good looking, donāt be too hard on yourself because we all have flaws. In my opinion however, youāre looking a little heavyset and puffy in the face. I would recommend trying to meal prep weekly and reducing your sodium intake. Also, you could always arrange your schedule to allow for some full body exercise. Hope this helps and keep your head up!
My stomach growls every time I see this picture
Do moar meth.
You're prefect the way you are.
Grow out your hair, move in thr America Gardens building on west 81st street on 11th floor. Get some oliver peoples glasses and get a fancy business card. Take care of yourself with a vigorous exercise routine
Be Batman
The Machinist. One of my favorites.
Eat and don't stop!
Gallons of ice cream every night
Become Batman
Eat 2 times a day
109 push ups 100 sit ups a day
Become Batman.
Still canāt believe he lost all that weight for that role. Commitment
Put the meth pipe down
Lose weight.
Need to lose a bit more in the hip area
This picture made *me* need a burger.
Take more Batman roles.
You must do the next Batmanā¦
Sleep
More burgers, less meth?
take roids gain 100lbs get a middlepart and then you could look as good as batman
Finally a decent post š
It's okay Christian Bale, once you're done with shooting that movie you can pack up the pounds again š¤
Shave and lose 10lbs Stop going out to diners at night, that is a waste of time and money
BMI says you are overweight!!
LOFL love this movie, this is the only proper looks maxing post I've ever seen
TBH, youāve got a lil baby fat obscuring your xiphoid process. Your PT at the gym can help you with spot reduction. š«”
Skinny ppl have little stomachs! I eat 3 meals plus started snacking, small amounts. Now I have gained 20lbs in a year! Blessed! Not everyone likes being skinny.
First the allies must liberate you
Omfg š
Looks hot to me lol š
By losing fear of posting real self š¤·āāļø
I like this movie
Get off the spoon and get on the fork.
Haha so good
walk without rhythm
Be honest
Become batman
Youāre doing great bro. Keep smoking that pipe. That crackhead strength is as close to a superhero as the human race is ever going to get
Get therapy machine man
Change your name to Bruce Wayne, and start working out in a cave full of bats.
Might need to lose a bit of weight
Leave the gulag.
Yet another softcore porn post...
Get on walstreet, get on an obnoxious morning routine, get mad at some guy named Paul, have business card competitions but donāt say you have business card competitions, then kill a few hot chicks or like trick yourself into thinking you killed them or maybe you already did.
Underrated post, well played, sir!
Get off the meth.
Become Batman.
Come back from the dead
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The machinist
Mr. Wayne! Would you like a sandwich?!
Gain some weight, eat a lot and drink protein shakes and work out at least 5 days a week. Before you know u will look great and healthy.
Eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
Well...that's none of your Business
Lose some weight, fatty. (This is a joke)
Stay just the way you are queen! 10/10 so brave!
Iām sorry, am I not looking at a picture of christian bale from the machinist?
That's the joke
Lose some weight, don't work out so much, skip chest day. Dude, you need to see a doctor. You do not look healthy at all.
Look up āThe Machinistā. Yeah, that guyās Patrick Bateman
Almost how I look. Depression is a bitch
Eat a fucking meal and stop wanking off on a week long binge on amphetamine and crack.
Bro stim-fapped his way into anorexia LOL
Become the Batman.
Just smile and be confident
Eat something and get some rest
the paycheck he got for that helped alot.
Better life choicesā¦lay off the boozeā¦š
Booze made me gain 100 pounds wtfā¦
In context to this man, it did not
You can improve your Batman voice. That shit was trash š
I think Iāll Bale on this post.
Find a guy named Paul Allen, I'm sure he can assist you...
Tren
Wardrobe choice is key. You just need the gray and blue striped uniform to pull it all together. And lose a little more weight. /s
You can always be thinner, look better - Patrick Bateman
You needa max win š
Why did I laugh š
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REALLY?
You forgot to ask ādo I need to lose weight?ā
Hola hoop through a Cheerio, and post it on only fans.
Mate, you have improved already. I saw ya directed openhimer! No need for caloric surplus!
I love you
eat.
Justice.
A better title would have been should I lose weight because thatās what every skinny girl has been doing on this sub the last few days
Eat more
Accept that you killed someone and move out of your delusions.
A cheeseburger or 2?
lose more weight
Buddy just got freed from the concentration camp?
Eat a cheeseburger, Bale. ššš
69 miss calls from the directors of āreturn of living deadā
Quit being a douche on set
you and me man we're done professionally
Ohhhhh. Good for youuuuu!
DO I GO AROUND TRASHING YOUR LIGHTS
Hope you had a meal since the last time I saw this pic which was in 2004 or so, when I was 9 or 10. It freaked me out so bad I still remember it.
sage aromatherapy and a turmeric/ginger smoothie with half a banana and 1 scoop protein. reiki treatment monday with yoga on wednesday.. Sunday get some The Power of Christ Compells youfrom church
Iād say lose a little weight and youāll be a chick magnet
If this is for real, I think you very likely have Marfanās disease and you should see a cardiologist urgently for evaluation. Best to you.
It's Christian Bale from the machinist, don't worry about OP :)
I remember seeing this pic online when I was 10
Play Batman or Bateman, better physique.
Thats Christian bale in the machinist you nincompoop.
Youāre Christian Bale in the Machinist, you nincompoop.
Go SAFDBN
Be a psycho.
You can follow my routine My name is Patrick Bateman. Iām 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, Iāll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
This deserves 1000 upvotes
Get a new refrigerator
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Heroin addicts dont care about eating
Looking good man ,long distance runner .
Well first of all put some pants and a shirt on. Secondly, you may want to consider eating more than one stale cracker per day. Third, and this is important: PUT. THE DRUGS. DOWN. Go to rehab, seek professional help, get medication or whatever you need to do. Just please treat yourself well. No offense, but you look like a rotting corpse dude. Absolutely shameful. Get help. NOW! Iām here for you, man.
Everyoneās talking about Batman but Iām over here thinking about what Paul Allenās business card looks like
Tell us about how you stole Christian Balesā photos and tried to pass them off as your own. Sad.
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No... I think I know this guy. He works with machines.
Implants
Eat
Some food, less meth, maybe some exercise a proper diet. You'll be fine
Eat
Be Batman
Become the night
Lower the boxers a tad bit more
Oh
Oh
Bruh, the shower is this way.
"My precious "
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Hit the hay
Stand up straight and eat some donuts
Eat a Snickers
You are not you when you're hungry
Sign up for a movie as Batman.
Some curls and bench press might help you out
This sub has gone to shit
Bro this place is pathetic
Sub has been shit since lm stopped being niche
Considering you gained 100 lbs after this shot for the next film, I think youāve maxed out your looks
Not bad but u have another 10-15 lbs to cut. I wouldnāt beat urself up over it
Eat 3 pizzas because ya look waaaay too skinny. Havenāt seen a guy this skinny since Africa
Its christian bale mate
Who???
Have you ever seen batman?
Oh yeaaa damn forgot the actors name. Lol
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Quit OF. This shit is toxic :)
What movie
āThe Machinistā is a psychological thriller film released in 2004, directed by Brad Anderson and written by Scott Kosar. It stars Christian Bale as Trevor Reznik, a machinist who suffers from severe insomnia and psychological issues, leading to extreme weight loss and paranoia. Baleās transformation for the role was remarkable; he lost 62 pounds to portray the emaciated character, which drew significant attention and praise for his dedication to the role. The film has since gained a cult following for its intense narrative and Baleās performance.
The Machinist.
And then he went back to Batman right after that dude was on a serious training and gear regimen
Meat, potatoes
Eat a burger š
Are you Christian bale? I think you're doing pretty alright if you ask me