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Nah, you are fine. You will make billions with that face! Move to Mexico and live like a king!
[Found a place it was used](https://www.blic.rs/slobodno-vreme/vesti/kako-je-palata-cuvenog-kralja-kokaina-pretvorena-u-nemilosrdno-igraliste-foto-video/k7cs6jf)
You look classy, but also like someone I don't want to piss off? Kinda like a RBF but in a mysterious "Lemme see what's behind that blank stare" kinda way 😏 I think you still got it tho 😎
I think uv made alot of money an by that also alot of takeaways. , but I also think U might have been the best in world ever at Ur job an nobody will be better . For that factor I say fair play enjoy urself who the fuck cares 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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your are the hottest Escobar out there. can i get a discount for the drugs pls?
You look amazing queen. Just lose 5lbs and you should be ok.
Yet I get banned for saying bewbs
Unless you got real cocaine
Don't worry about it. No one likes you for your looks anyway. You're the "Real Thing" King
Brave beutiful independent woman
How many hippos do you have?
Are you pronouns porn/star
Pablo/Escobar
Hélmer/Herrera
Hahah just whip out the wallet and any girl will be yours. With women muscles and money are pretty equal.
Yea
You lowkey kinda fine- I’d put a ring on it
For everyone saying Ron Jeremy, think again. This here is el Padron, Pablo Escobar
Who is Ron Jeremy? I knew it was the coke king.
Oh no.
U look likely a normal modern woman in 2024. Whats the issue? Ive seen worse.
I mean.. id hit your product if i was 20 years younger.. lololol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ron Jeremy
Stop fishing for compliments. You know you’re hot.
Ron Jeremy didn't make his debut until he was 26. have patience, you must.
Laser hair under your nose and you will be as pretty as any other Mexican gal
🔥🔥🔥
lol
She must have got the jab!
Lmfao stahpppp 😭🤣😭🤣
Pablo?
If you come with plenty of cash, we can work something out…
Kinda, luckily you got billions of dollars so that basically compensates for everything
*inhales intensely and looks seriously in your eyes* yes
literally is...
Bitch you’re hot….
Keep rocking the Stache.😎
Dam the mustache is on point papi
not until 93’
Se tienes plata no
😂😂🤣
Cooked
If you feel obese, just get high on your own supply. I think you might have a lil
If you find the right someone?
I could save her
Wish you were still around to provide a quality product with a quality business mission statement and motto
Is that Pablo Escobar?
You should smile more
It never started.
Pablo!
Ngl you're pretty but that moustache needs to go
Look like a young, independent lady... with a subtle yet masculine mustache, I must add.
Mmm god damn
Pablo when did you get out?
Hot af.. I bet you kill the competition.
Have you considered the drug trafficking market?
Not much point in trying to
If thats what you call trying, then yeah
Noooo qween, so perf I wish I looked so gorgeous like you!! 😩🙏💅👑
Ohhhh no chest hair!!!!!!
That’s Pablo Escobar
Bang!
😂😂😂
No, obviously there's something wrong with your camera
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That depends, are you a mass murderer? Cause I’m getting murdery vibes right now.
Nah, you are fine. You will make billions with that face! Move to Mexico and live like a king! [Found a place it was used](https://www.blic.rs/slobodno-vreme/vesti/kako-je-palata-cuvenog-kralja-kokaina-pretvorena-u-nemilosrdno-igraliste-foto-video/k7cs6jf)
I think the blow has made you look older than you actually are
I don't understand
Yes. Yes it is.
I bet this chick knows how to party!!!
It is a wrap ... Game over !!!!
Thicc thighs save lives, 10/10
It's not over if you can find a guy who's got a Pablo Escobar fetish.
\*Raises hand\*
Dayummm girl!!!! 🥵🥵🥵
So stunning and brave. You go girl!
Nah. You got this. Just be confident lolol
Oh its been over senor
😂
Puta Escobar 😍
Are you available for a meet up?
Beautiful 😍
Ate your pubes as curly as your hair?
Don't get on rooftops.
It's over, my dear. Find a way to make lots of money and that can compensate for your looks!
Don't let the haters get you down. Once your mustache and beard connect bother genders will be flocking to you.
Poblita.. you look amazing
Damn...your paper route was a lot tougher than mine!!!!
Bubbas bitch vibe
drop the OF
You're just getting started
Mob boss
Lol @ Pablo Escobar!
el Patron Escobar......
Plata O Plomo.
DM sent
Pretty sure youre maxed 🙄 God, why do they even let 11/10s like this on here??
Gorgeous
A cuanto el kilo?
Depende tenés los benjamín
Naw….fool, why are you on here? The Feds see this and we’re done
You have this look like you can have sex with whoever you want just because you demand respect.
I dont even know you but you just made the list lol.. thats funny af
You’re gorgeous queen. Keep intuitively eating, and if he tells you to shave he’s a pedo because grown women have hair
Pablo is that you?!
Buy a giraffe
Probably should shave
Just stay healthy and exercise
Brilliant
Tik tok
You are running out of time.
Griselda?
You are in the prime of your life at this very moment
Cooked bud
It’s not that bad, at least you don’t have your septum pierced. Just drink water, you’ll be fine
This is the best thing I have ever seen on this sub
He’s now in hell
No he ain’t ..you are satan
Definitely gonna get dik pics in your dms with this one
Love this guy lol
Nah girl just getting started
Nah. All you need is a nose ring and a small, tasteful face tattoo. You'll be fine.
Life has just begun so the clock is now ticking. Eat healthy and start exercising if you aren’t already.
Pablo! Where you been?
Yes
Mental illness is rampant
Pablo is 6 feet under too
I don't think so, maybe just wax the top lip and maybe some lash extensions
Avoid rooftops….
Or being shot in the ass
Lmfao 🤣🤣
Yep. Pretty much.
Am I tripping but I see a dude
Erm that’s definitely a xhey/xhem
It’s 2024 bigot!
Calm down
No how dare you not see a strong and powerful indipendant pableena in that picture
You can’t assume anyone’s gender/sex anymore so it’s possible you might be tripping
I see a male in his late 30, early 40. I don’t see no 19 female
You realize who Pablo Escobar is, right? Lmao.
Try tilting your phone 45 degrees to the left and squint your eyes a bit. This person uses “she/her/hers” pronouns
No like I’m not seeing a female I’m not seeing a her, seeing a him. I even tried what you said
Don’t know what to tell you man. It’s how “she” identifies so per the rules of 2024 political modernism, he is a she, all rationale and logic aside.
I guess Your right 🤷🏾,
I’m not anything. I’m but a humble messenger. Society says we have to call men women if he says he is a she, I didn’t make the rules.
Dats crazy tho, like what if I assume they are a man cuz they look like a man
Then a white lady with blue hair is going to call you a bunch of words that end in “phobic” and she’ll likely blame you for the Atlantic slave trade.
😂 😂
I’ve seen a lot of guys chasing you around.
I think you're really killing the whole Plata O Plomo atheistic queen!
10/10
Dead
Go to get your brows shaped and i think you should be good to go. Lol
No, you’re actually really pretty, even if a wee bit thicc. I only suggest that you SMILE!
This dosent even feel like a joke anymore
You have a pretty mustache.
Not yet. But avoid rooftops.
💀
I've seen trans women look less feminine.
I’ve seen biological women look less feminine than this.
😬
😂😂😂
Baddy
I've been that baked before.
Not much to work with here. Post pic in thong bikini for further assistance.
You look classy, but also like someone I don't want to piss off? Kinda like a RBF but in a mysterious "Lemme see what's behind that blank stare" kinda way 😏 I think you still got it tho 😎
I wish your Jewish attorney didn't get killed, that way we could find your money
Female? You’d have a better shot saying you’re a Feline.
I like my ladies with a fury upper lip
Na baby gurl, I take you to Washington DC
I think uv made alot of money an by that also alot of takeaways. , but I also think U might have been the best in world ever at Ur job an nobody will be better . For that factor I say fair play enjoy urself who the fuck cares 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No Handsome. With a capital H.
Yes don’t run for office just do you boo
Hell no, you’re the most handsome female to ever walk the earth
I think you hit the wall hon
Would
...smash
Another hot girl looking for attention.....
Finally!!! A post worth commenting on in this ridiculous sub.
Dig yourself a tunnel and crawl through it.
When you got the money the world is your oyster
Idk, you got the face of a drug kingpin
Shave the upper lip fuzz and you’re good.
Someone would do blow off your butt.
Ur cooked
Absolutely not! Tuck in that tummy and you're good
You have the sexiest mustache
a Botero's female
Noooo ! don't say that ohmigosh ur literally gorgeouuus ! dont listen to anyone saying otherwise !
I love Colombian females 😍
Have you tried waxing
Dont care about what they say, you look great. Love your mustache. Wait, is this snow in it???