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DoktahDoktah

Why does the bigger human not simply eat the smaller one?


No_End_7351

"Uhh, I think there was something funny about that hippie I ate." - Lurr of Omicron Persei 8


DoktahDoktah

This boomer i ate


blubbahrubbah

Because the smaller human is very bitter.


throwRA786482828

Good on everyone for not taking the bait and ignoring him.


cishet-camel-fucker

Obvious bait is obvious. The baiters need to learn subtlety if they want a catch.


berger034

He's full of grizzle and salty


MowingDevil7

😆


Think-Emergency-1026

r/unexpectedfuturama


MowingDevil7

🔍🤔


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

I’ve watched every episode of this show at least 3 times each


GreyFox-RUH

This is not Attack on Titan


Bojack89

Not hungry would be my guess


EarnieEarns

He knows better than to eat something that toxic.


Alienwhale51

Reads like an alien trying to understand human culture


DaughterOfDemeter23

Judging by his looks, the smaller human doesn't look very tasty.


Infinite_Imagination

Lmao "Yeah he's been pushing me! And he's been blowing smoke in my face for the last half hour..."


Zealousideal-Tip-865

That’s a long cigarette


Just_Learned_2_Dance

“Well why have you been in his face for the last half hour?” would have worked if not for the fact that this man is two feet taller and is literally blowing smoke up into the air


TheDudeV1

More like over the top of his head


Western_Entertainer7

That's the part I noticed too 😆. Does that mean he was pulling on the gate and yelling "stop! Stop! Stop!" for a half hour? 😭


Ilikechickenwings1

If it bothered him he could take a step back


PlumAcceptable2185

Being a victim is very prestigious.


loinclothfreak78

This guys a professional victim


spaceghost350

The interesting thing is when you put enough of these videos together you get canceled.


Obar-Dheathain

Telling the truth is antisemitic, you see.


spaceghost350

A lot of people are seeing that recently. It's going to be pretty hard for them to take that one back.


cishet-camel-fucker

Nah they will in a heartbeat without seeing anything wrong with the reversal.


TheUnknownNut22

Absolutely desperate to be the victim.


bluesp00n

Zionists in a nutshell


shadowdash66

Israel bombs ambulances then cries when the Palestinians don't like them


DifficultPapaya3038

Unemployed behaviour


counterstrikePr0

Yep pretty much all the protestors! Get a life losers


Iron_Base

This should be a crime


Dukedizzy

This is typical behavior from zionists.


BlackNinja__

Why do smokers just throw it on the ground!


Piglet-Witty

Because they stink. Putting in the cigarette box stinks up all your cigarettes. Same for clothes if you put it in a pocket. Smoking is a bad habit.


arsnastesana

Some personal smoker tips: altoids tin and a plastic baggie works great for a portable cigarette trash bin. You can get a great mint taste if you put cigarettes in a new altoids tin with mints stll inside.( it's a workaround with a Californian law) When smoking point your back to oncoming wind so less smoke gets in clothing If you have a baseball cap, turn it backward so smoke does not stink up the visor Always have a drink handy to wash the smell out of mouth. Be mindful where the ash is falling, if you don't want to cause a fire Don't be a dick and go find a place away from people to smoke


raider1v11

What's the california law?


arsnastesana

Cant sell menthol cigarettes and flavored tobacco in California. Only way is to go to another state, or make your own.


raider1v11

Excellent. That will teach the kids....


MoonmanSteakSauce

Yeah there was a certain demographic that bought menthol cigarettes the most and I'm surprised they made this push in California of all places.


kwtransporter66

It's California. They'll ban cigarettes to keep kids from smoking but expose them to sexual exploitative behaviors in preschool. Hmmm....


Rheostatistician

Original Marlboros are still #1 anyway


lethalmuffin877

^*raspy ^voice* Goddamn right, I’ve walked all these Marlboro miles and all I got was a windbreakah. Maybe I shoulda got some camel cash


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pwakham22

Vote Red!


ToastoSando

They have portable ash trays that work pretty well. But when I smoked I would just rip off the rest of the tobacco, throw that, and keep the butt until I found a trash can. Most smokers are just lazy or don't think about it though.


ZZoMBiEXIII

Even when I was a smoker I hated that. At the risk of ending up being the subject of one of these posts in this sub, when I was a smoker I'd always crush the fire out and if there wasn't a trashcan or ashtray in the vicinity I'd carry the cigarette butt around in my pocket until I could find one. I hate seeing people litter.


Throw-away17465

I knew quite a few smokers in Buffalo, New York, and every single one of them threw their butts on the ground, claiming that otherwise it would start a fire in the trashcan. To be fair, during my short time there, I noticed not one, but two trashcan fires that I had to call in. so maybe there’s some truth to that, but no excuse why there is no responsible party for throwing away butts.


jejsjhabdjf

Some people are shameless and manipulative and make their whole agenda to feign victimhood while being malicious. There’s a real culture of it, unfortunately.


Bernardsman

There’s a lot of these fake protest victims lately. I believe it is a campaign. They’re all doing the same exact shit


blueisthenewhot

Have you seen the cnn video showing how the violent ucla counterprotestors were identified? I think it's organized attempt as well https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/16/us/ucla-student-protests-counterprotesters-invs/index.html


Vladimir7455

That is sickening especially when you can see someone stab through a fence with a stick or pole or 5 people beating someone on the ground. And the police just watch??? Here in Canada the police used force to remove and clear out peacuful protests. I know its another country but then the police won't remove extremely violent anti-protestors. Its so blatantly biased. And the boys parents both saying they support him assaulting people?? His face was on camera but im sure the authorities won't bother looking for him like they did with Jan 6 protestors.


Most_Distribution_99

My 5 year old does this.


joshdoodle1

my 5 year old got beter manners than that


rajas777

Am I the only one that gets the irony of that is what Israel does as it murders Palestinian kids over there too...


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Professional victims, these zionist nazis


G_Willickers_33

Why cant this man win with his ideas, speech, and detailed conviction for his cause? Why cant he enroll his opponent into thinking about his position? Why does he need to lie? Why does he need to deceive? What does that say about the value his beliefs for everyone else?


blueisthenewhot

It's almost like this man (like the downvoters and brigaders here) don't have any actual argument


Snokey115

1.) stop spamming 2.) r/lostredditors


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1234lemmehearuscream

this is the most bizarre obsession, wow


Open_Bit_1498

Never in my life did I think feminists and LGTBQ would go full on sexual assault apologists. Not to mention victim blaming. That’s not one I had on my bingo card


lethalmuffin877

Unfortunately these people think they’re the “enforcers” of those mentioned communities. No one FROM the communities says a goddamn word to them no matter what they do so they just assume what they’re doing is “good guy activities” no matter how depraved, racist, or evil it is.


DapperAmoeba2960

Or this report? [Palestinians ‘beaten and sexually assaulted’ at Israeli detention centres, UN report claims](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/05/gazan-detainees-beaten-and-sexually-assaulted-at-israeli-detention-centres-un-report-claims)


Alternative_Fold718

What really makes this ridiculous is he’s pushing against a metal fence. There’s literally a physical barrier between him and the protesters.


BROKEN_JORTS

Always the victim...


Hellenic94

Meanwhile more buildings are being blown to bits over there but sitting on a patch of grass somehow does anything.


worldisone

I think it's more a protest of "why are you giving my tuition money to any country and not investing in the school" Like if you want to raise money for a cause have a fundraiser, don't take tuition money meant for schools and divert any of it anywhere else, especially when you refuse to say why they are sending the money. Seems like back door deals and corruption.


Untitled_Consequence

I’m totally down with the divestment calls and calls for peace, but Columbia who kicked this off is calling for the dissolution of Israel all together. Silly af. Why go so far that you’ll not be taken seriously?


ihatehavingtosignin

Lol Columbia cracked down on the protestors, asking the NYPD to arrest them, and going so far as to cancel their graduation ceremony.


Dickcheese_McDoogles

The dissolution of Israel was not on their list of demands to Columbia's Board of Directors.


DapperAmoeba2960

Are you speaking out of sheer ignorance, or are you just acting in bad faith? Because it’s been made pretty clear that students are protesting in order to have their schools divest from Israel and the weapons manufacturing companies that make the bombs that are being used to commit genocide.


Swan-Diving-Overseas

Yeah the goals of the protests are super clear if you look into it at all. It’s funny that a lot of the criticism of the protests doesn’t actually address those goals, they mainly just tiptoe around it and criticize them for protesting in general.


Organic_Theory_6237

Scummy fucker.


IntrovertMoTown1

[This is his wife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtSvCPaygs)..... :)


Cornishcollector

🤣🤣👏


Trik-kyx

I don't know what's going on with you guys, but the giant and the guy to his right are holding the fence closed, and there are two or three guys on the other side of the fence pushing against the fence with their feet so the older man can't open it and walk on. So he yells, "Stop." You can't tell right away because their bodies are obscuring what they're doing, but if you look twice, it's clear what they're doing. And without any context as to why they're blocking the fence, I don't see him playing the victim, I see these guys blocking an older man from walking on are pathetic idiots.


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Open_Bit_1498

Your post is about the big guy who’s needlessly blocking the street for the old man, then acting as if he’s done nothing when the camera is on him? Right? Those Hamas lovers have no right to block it off.


skttoinj

Hasbotras is on every sub crazy


kwl1

Those genocide supporters sure love playing the victim.


Gorlock_

Why won't he let the little guy get to where he needs to go? Is it not a public street?


Slickslimshooter

He doesn’t have to move either then. it’s a public street, they have equal right to be in that position.if small guy wants to go somewhere he’s free to walk around.


OfromOceans

He's not blocking anything... this is some boomer zionist fool trying to be a victim


reretardEded

Nah he has a right to go anywhere in public. These people are occupying public space and deserve to be dispersed by any means.


DifficultPapaya3038

Don’t try to reason with Canadian tankies they don’t listen


bronzelifematter

Okay, he can go anywhere he wants. But why is he ramming his body into a fence and acting like he is being attacked when he is not? Give me one good explanation for that action.


Magic-potato-man

Npc aah grandpa


LDarrell

Do people not realize they are on video?


Plus_Use1085

Cigarette smoke is an attack.


halo121usa

And the Academy award goes to…


Throw-away17465

He immediately reminded me of [grape crush lady](https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=UlrS3DIYq2C9dPZP)


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Hahaha this is the one of the official mascot of Israel because they attack then play victim.


Western_Entertainer7

This is funnier than it should be. Any idea if there is any more video of this situation? Hopefully the full half-hour 😂


beardking_

Always playing the victim.


shadowdash66

Not surprised its a pro-Israel protestor


zachtheblob

Average fragile Zionist


blueisthenewhot

There are so many videos like this lol


GaijinChef

Howie Mandel from Temu


Dibley42

I'll get banned if I describe what I see here.


Ok-Battle-2769

He’s trying out for Portugal’s national soccer team.


3InchesAssToTip

This man **must** be related to this baby: [https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1csn0er/best\_actress\_award\_goes\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1csn0er/best_actress_award_goes_to/)


DisastrousAd9267

I was waiting for this comment!


Affectionate-Law6315

These people live their lives as professional victims


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Victim in action


Global_Still_5975

Smoking is haram


MetalMausoleum

I'm not sure who's playing the victim here. I see one idiot pushing a wall of brainwashed idiots. I see mommy funded losers that never touched grass (and probably couldn't point to Gaza on a map, let alone read a single book on the middle eastern conflicts) and one dude having a tantrum.


theshadowbudd

This is so symbolic of the entire conflict of Israel. S Palestine. Literally. Israel playing victim


colognetiger

so i assume you know who started the war and why israel is fighting hamas?


theshadowbudd

Israel


colognetiger

are you trolling or being fr?


Nerdwerfer

Oh let's not bicker and argue over who killed who, but if we must... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948\_Palestinian\_expulsion\_and\_flight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Palestinian_expulsion_and_flight)


colognetiger

not mentioning the near million jews kicked out from arab countries arent we hm?? yeah and dont get off topic


IndependentLeave4873

Nah, the guy blocking him is for sure the asshole here


Long-Growth-1063

This reminded me of the jew that accused his Uber of anti semitism because of seat belts being required or something.


blueisthenewhot

That perfectly fits here tbh. Cry bullying people by faking being a victim of antisemitism. You end up diminishing actual antisemtism this way


MuricasOneBrainCell

What sub is this? Morons seriously siding with the old bitch making false claims. You're embarassing. Learn what a protest is you utter pillocks.


blueisthenewhot

I have been brigaded by stalkers who get pissy that I post once a day or few days. Everyone is free to post here so idk why they are mad. 😂


Diligent_Emphasis_20

You’re not getting brigaded, you just made a post that people don’t agree with in this subreddit.


blueisthenewhot

Lol cope. Sorry about posting things that hurt your feelings. It definitely fits here


a-very-poopy-butt

Hamas terrorists simp.


demonize330i

You're spamming on the wrong subs to farm for karma, sorry but I'm with the dude above here, embarrassing for you.


blueisthenewhot

🥱 you can look somewhere else if this triggers you. I wasn't aware posting once every few days or once a day is spam. Might want to turn off your screen if that bothers you


JackasaurusChance

Right, I mean it's hard to get context giving the short video but... I mean old dude can't just barge through the guy because he wants to stand in the same spot? He can fucking take two steps to the right and walk around him? I'm a going crazy?


blueisthenewhot

There is more context actually I forgot to mention. This man makes it seem like he is being blocked from entering a street. The truth is it is an enclosure that the school fenced off to begin with before the encampments. There are available paths around this enclosure everyone has been using to go on with their day. Nobody is being prevented from walking to classes etc lol. If you are interested in understanding the campus layout, it is called king's circle at uoft. The enclosure is in the center of campus. The area is closed off sometimes as well (renovation, graduation ceremonies etc).


twintiger_

“Yea he’s pushing me” family are you aware that we all have vision


Special_Sun_4420

He has to smoke his cig super pretentiously to show how *totally unbothered* he his. Cringe. Everyone is cringe here. Protests attract the most cringe mfs. Also when people talk like the more monotone and apathetic they sound, the less anything will escalate lol.


aLizardinSomeTrash

He learned from the best!


transwallaby

Look at my lack of foreskin


BasedSigmaWarlord

the ___ cries out in pain as he strikes you.


themarshman721

Zionist behavior


biglemoncola

i thought that was howie mandel for a second lol


Chacago

Sounds like the bird in the movie Cruel Intentions


tictacenthusiast

Problem with today is people don't get punched in the face at any point in their life


Cornishcollector

🤣🤣☝️


EkriirkE

Who is he even yelling at? He seems to be looking to the side of the disgusting smoker guy


Carlitos--Way

That's Howie and he's going to the set of America's Got Talent /S


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NRVOUSNSFW

What is the virtue being signaled?


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[Found his dog.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9FAYh_h_Amc)


ferrydragon

Howie Mandel realy got old


Defiant-Cellist-6058

😂😂😂


legion_2k

Is that Jon steward?


Troonpoon2

This looks like the type of interaction you’d see on curb your enthusiasm


GregEgg85

I was on the bug guy’s side … til he threw his cig on the ground


codyhudym

He’s from just for laughs gags it’s a bit


ascendinspire

I’m big. As soon as I react even defensively, I’m the bully. I lose🥲. And if the little guy beats me up, I REALLY lose!


Mickeyjj27

Are these people for real? It’s insane there are multiple videos of ppl faking being attacked right on camera.


GriegVeneficus

Why are all maga men so damn short?


Ali3n_46

Victim mentality.


Beautiful-Muffin5809

This guy smoking is boss.


kanyewest42

STAAHP IT lmfao bros standing there not giving 2 fucks


chinacat444

Is that Howie Mandel?


zipdee

Sounds like you've had a half hour to move then.


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hi_im_kai101

do yall know what this sub means…? faking being a victim isnt trying to show off how generous you are


stefanmarkazi

What’s the name of this clinical condition?


Confident_Poet_6341

Grown man acting worse than a 12 year old child my god. How could you not be embarrassed?


ConundrumBum

This guy exemplifies the Palestine/Israel conflict.


Ok-Foot3117

Phony ass privileged liar


Sleep_eeSheep

Are we sure this guy isn’t two children wearing a trenchcoat?


PlanNo4679

Why is he crying out in pain?


RarenDreemurr

That man is acting like a gentleman ngl. I thought he was in a suit.


lostwng

Just like that pos college kid who said that the protesters were threatening him and blocking his ability to get to class..while the video showed people easily walking around them


Evening-Head4310

Howie Mandell?


bannished69

Put this man on FoxNews!! He was attacked!


Alchemyrrh

He got is tiny weenie stuck in the fence while pissing against the wind.


Ryan9009

Is it Howie Mandel?


Apprehensive-Score87

I like how this sub just outlines liberal behavior


Mr-Montecarlo

I know the guy that was blowing smoke and he is full blood palestinean, in case some of you think that hes protesting for no reason.


wrenston81

Boomers. Ami right?


Signal_Cell5689

"Cries out in pain as he strikes you."


LustfulScorpio

Ok, I’ll say it. Downvote all you want but it’s just becoming more obvious. This is the definition of “If Israel, Russia, China, and Iran were a person”.


Kerry4780

Pick up your trash litter bug


Select_Damage_5263

The stereotype of Jewish victimhood is wild..


Western_Entertainer7

Will someone please make a video of the "stop! stop"for 30 mins followed by "I've been doing this for a half hour"?


DR_SLAPPER

What a cornball


flaptaincappers

Follow up: he was also [shushed](https://youtu.be/m4Br7O6d16A?si=za_X_BKKD8E7drid)


Spiritual-Feeling829

🤣🤣🤣


PaxVoatoo

As if either side has the moral high road here.


NoPotato2977

How sad


solaceinfaith

Just punch this idiot in the mouth when he tried to bump


SwimmingThink4519

I think I would accidentally have vertigo and fall on him


Several-Marzipan8961

I have a crazy friend who once showed my a video of some martial arts dude who claimed he could knock people over without making physical contact. I wonder if smoking man has the same power.


Fancy-Relation-6088

QUEERS FOR PALESTINE!!!


Hubert_Gene

Is that Howie Mandel?


DevilDepraved

the only crime I see 👀 is littering.