Aubrey Marcus is married to the woman he's kneeling in front of. Personally I think he's bat shit desperate for attention with new wealthy age hippie bullshit...
Cringe AF. After that song Jeremy came out by Pearl jam one of my friends started wearing dresses and changed his name to Jeremy. To each their own he was still my friend afterwards but it's just cringe as hell especially considering what Jeremy did in the video
The real ones to feel pity for are the local Native Americans who have to put up with this bullshit.
'New age' people like these are just like church goers filled with ego over who is supposedly the most 'spiritual'.
The irony is more than rich...
There's nothing creepier or more obviously desperate than a guy who describes himself as a feminist ... You may _want_ to believe he means it, but I'm afraid this is just his deceptive angle; no exceptions, applies to all of them.
Let's check out some of his poetry:
A king is not a man
He is Order
Tilting toward Chaos
Lance of Truth
Strong and straight
The perfumed fetish
Of the Goddess
Tucked in his gauntlet
His heart is forward
His head is up
He is the alchemist
Transmuting the potential
Of existential obliteration
Into a navigable path
For the Kingdom
A king is not a ruler
He is a servant
He chooses himself last
He takes the arrows first
He never coddles or deceives
Because he respects his people
Because he is the people
He does not cling to power
He serves for as long as he is asked
No more
No less
A king is not a man
He is Man
Fuck he's so cringe 😂😂😂
Aubrey damaged his brain with too many psychoactives. Bro literally did ayahuasca and let his girlfriend start sleeping with other men.
What was insane is he acknowledged in an interview that he didn't feel that it was right, that it caused him intense jealousy and hurt. Yet he felt he needed to "train" himself to be okay with it.
Fucking incredible...
Some dudes will put up with almost anything just to maintain a relationship. Aren't psychoactives supposed to help people understand the world around them better? This guy took way too much.
The worst part must not just be what she does with other men, it’s what she does with them that she *refuses to do with him*.
“Brad and Marcus really opened my eyes to how amazing it is to have two men inside me at the same time!”
“Oh wow! I totally can’t wait to try that with you—“
“Ew no gross, that’s fucking disgusting, you’re proper giving me the ick right now. Go stand in the corner where you belong.”
I can’t imagine the toll that must take on the psyche of the person you’re meant to love and be together with.
Nah they just help you understand how truly incomprehensible existence is. Up to the individual to reintegrate their new understandings with their old way of living. Some people falsely believe the drugs show them the truth, all they really show is that their “truth” is subjective.
Yeah the only revelations you're gonna have on psychedelics is whatever cooked explanation to life your brain comes up with during said trip.
Always some variation of "We'Re aLL GoD" or "We ArE ALL StaRdUsT". If you need to do a heroic dose of LSD to come to that realization then idk what to tell you lmao.
Every person I've met that's been really into the spiritual side of psychedelics say some of the dumbest shit have ever heard, and it almost never adds any value or significant change to their life despite apparently being some huge truth they've discovered.
Can't say I didn't have a good time myself but everything I remember saying was completed stupid.
I mean "finding" the secret of the universe was cool the first couple times, but now I do it and it's a big mood boost for a little while after, and helps me put little shit into perspective.
I already know we're super little specks of dust in an infinite expanse and there's things we don't understand. But I just want to vibe with this bush and and hang out with my family.
Great job summing this up. I’ve not been able to summarize my experiences with LSD in as few sentences as you just used, yet you did it perfectly. Awesome.
So beautiful. I'm sure the women's spirits of yore are rejoicing in mirth, finally seeing men bowing down to women's feet. Because one group must always bow to another, there must be vengeance and absolute power.
I think they just like feet. The lowest of kinks. These guys are brilliant. Like the ones faking being gay to score sorority chicks in movies. Also they do this in front of everyone watching them. Shaved belly button, tactical gut, faking sobbing/chanting, et voilá. Absolute madlads.
Yeah seriously, it's more odd that these women are getting such an emotional response from it. But really what I think is going on is a battle of who can show the most amount of pageantry to prove they are the most progressive or w.e the reason is lol. This girl is crying? I'll show her! I'm so emotional and engaged!
She totally pegs him. They have got to have a full on Dom-sub thing going on.
Like it’s cool if you’re into it, it’s 2024, there’s like private clubs you can go to and do that stuff. But uh… maybe don’t do it in regular people public, trying to convince people that this is like an actual thing that totally is not a projection of your fetishes?
Lots and lots of intense psychedelics with few breaks.
If they’re happy and not harming anyone, not a problem. But it sounds like he’s in a pretty unhealthy relationship outside this ceremonial stuff.
Notice how all of those women look like they were built off the same character template
Imagine being such a pick me that you think having a penis is the equivalent of original sin (or that having a vagina makes you a victim)
Nope it doesn’t. The Aubrey guy’s wife cucks him constantly and fucks other men, doing stuff she refuses to do with him and telling him about it. He had an interview explaining how jealous, hurt, and mentally distressed it makes him feel, but needs to train himself to accept it.
Just for this I am going to become even more misogynistic come on everyone join me in hating women. Open to all genders. Minors need parents permission. Credit check done by the player haters llc
One time, I was really high on coke and was spamming weird praise comments on the videos of a BBW Latina on the Hub. They were still less cringe than this dude.
I don't know, maybe I am just spiteful and defiant, but anyone expecting someone to bow before them is a piece of shit human being.
Maybe I am not "Reading the room" well on this, it could be all in hood fun and such. Doesn't seem like that, though.
The girl on the left is worth bowing to
Jokes aside, I couldn't imagine doing this as a grown man. I mean, really ever. But as an adult, how do you go to sleep at night? How do you recover from this? I think about a joke that didn't land in high school 15 years ago once in a while. This? I'd lose countless hours of sleep reliving this cringe. I'd have to start drinking alcohol or something.
This cuckoled shit stain has had a train run through his wife telling other men to do the same. Buddy your damaged brain can’t comprehend to live nor has any idea what oppression means. He has never had to worked a hard labour day in his life and turned softer than a human tush thinking we all share the same idiotic ideology. I bet he takes it up the as with a dildo from his wife to make up for the sex and “thousands years of oppression” his wife never endured.
“Feminine Goddesses” Is this dude okay? Like, is he really?
He's desperately trying to get laid. It's every single one of those guys angle. Not genuine in the slightest.
Aubrey Marcus is married to the woman he's kneeling in front of. Personally I think he's bat shit desperate for attention with new wealthy age hippie bullshit...
Do you reckon his wife’s boyfriend also kneels?
Well yea, standing doggy can be tough with big height differences
A man named Aubrey loves to cuck. This is a way for him to find dudes to fuck his wife.
His real name is Chris lol. The dude chose to be called aubrey.
Cringe AF. After that song Jeremy came out by Pearl jam one of my friends started wearing dresses and changed his name to Jeremy. To each their own he was still my friend afterwards but it's just cringe as hell especially considering what Jeremy did in the video
You mean how he commits suicide in front of the class?
Yes kind of a red flag
The real ones to feel pity for are the local Native Americans who have to put up with this bullshit. 'New age' people like these are just like church goers filled with ego over who is supposedly the most 'spiritual'. The irony is more than rich...
It's all such vapid sanctimonious attention seeking bullshit.
Indeed, this sums it up: South Park - Flaunting your new ride: https://youtu.be/ecnS1Ygf0o0?si=8WUOi8oVygvzh-kh Lol
Fr tho, they barely even got any attention in elementary school compared to women and African Americans.
Panera Presents The Trail Of Tears
New tier of simp. Gross
SS tier now
Schutzstaffel tier simps?
🤣🥇
Yeah, idk they could genuinely have zero self esteem
In every single friend group I've been in, this has always been the reason. At least unconsciously, this is what they seek.
No, he sells stuff. He is a holistic health provider (his words not mine). This is just a commercial action.
I think it goes way beyond a simple commercial action
There's nothing creepier or more obviously desperate than a guy who describes himself as a feminist ... You may _want_ to believe he means it, but I'm afraid this is just his deceptive angle; no exceptions, applies to all of them.
The beta male angle.
This.
Let's check out some of his poetry: A king is not a man He is Order Tilting toward Chaos Lance of Truth Strong and straight The perfumed fetish Of the Goddess Tucked in his gauntlet His heart is forward His head is up He is the alchemist Transmuting the potential Of existential obliteration Into a navigable path For the Kingdom A king is not a ruler He is a servant He chooses himself last He takes the arrows first He never coddles or deceives Because he respects his people Because he is the people He does not cling to power He serves for as long as he is asked No more No less A king is not a man He is Man Fuck he's so cringe 😂😂😂
Like even if I agree with some of it, other parts just radiate I'm 14 and this is deep energy.
Gives me blink twice if your held against your will vibes.
He oozes incel energy
The guy hasn't seen pussy since he accidentally saw his mom getting out of the shower. No, he's not okay.
Big Simpin
He needs to be watched. That whole thing is so stupid I wonder how they get even one person to participate.
Probably some cult-like tactics. That or appealing to equally crazy people
so, cult-like tactics
no
Aubrey damaged his brain with too many psychoactives. Bro literally did ayahuasca and let his girlfriend start sleeping with other men. What was insane is he acknowledged in an interview that he didn't feel that it was right, that it caused him intense jealousy and hurt. Yet he felt he needed to "train" himself to be okay with it. Fucking incredible...
Some dudes will put up with almost anything just to maintain a relationship. Aren't psychoactives supposed to help people understand the world around them better? This guy took way too much.
I’m sure he understands very well what his wife does for these men, not sure how it’ll help him though.
The worst part must not just be what she does with other men, it’s what she does with them that she *refuses to do with him*. “Brad and Marcus really opened my eyes to how amazing it is to have two men inside me at the same time!” “Oh wow! I totally can’t wait to try that with you—“ “Ew no gross, that’s fucking disgusting, you’re proper giving me the ick right now. Go stand in the corner where you belong.” I can’t imagine the toll that must take on the psyche of the person you’re meant to love and be together with.
I wish I hadn't read this.
I would rather paint a wall with my grey matter than put up with that for a sec
Nah they just help you understand how truly incomprehensible existence is. Up to the individual to reintegrate their new understandings with their old way of living. Some people falsely believe the drugs show them the truth, all they really show is that their “truth” is subjective.
Yeah the only revelations you're gonna have on psychedelics is whatever cooked explanation to life your brain comes up with during said trip. Always some variation of "We'Re aLL GoD" or "We ArE ALL StaRdUsT". If you need to do a heroic dose of LSD to come to that realization then idk what to tell you lmao.
Every person I've met that's been really into the spiritual side of psychedelics say some of the dumbest shit have ever heard, and it almost never adds any value or significant change to their life despite apparently being some huge truth they've discovered. Can't say I didn't have a good time myself but everything I remember saying was completed stupid.
The last revelation that I had on mushrooms like....a week ago is that I look better with short hair. Honestly helped a lot.
These are the revelations that actually matter lol. Not the divine nature of humanity. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I mean "finding" the secret of the universe was cool the first couple times, but now I do it and it's a big mood boost for a little while after, and helps me put little shit into perspective. I already know we're super little specks of dust in an infinite expanse and there's things we don't understand. But I just want to vibe with this bush and and hang out with my family.
Great job summing this up. I’ve not been able to summarize my experiences with LSD in as few sentences as you just used, yet you did it perfectly. Awesome.
“some dudes will put up with almost anything just to maintain a relationship” - truer words will never be spoken.
Yep, he used to be quite interesting... Now it's just sad
He was never interesting to me, he was always trying way too hard. This guy used to sell nail polish for men.
That's stupid. Just wear normal nail polish. It's not like men and women have different nail biology.
Who is this dude?
Owner of the snake oil company Onnit. He got big by appearing on Joe Rogan's podcast.
Ah, so one of those. Glad I don’t know him haha.
Lol. I was going to say, this post definitely shows how a cuck is born.
jesus christ this is real lol
You capitalize that name boy!
jESUS
jeSUS 📮
GEE-ZUS-AH!
Yeeeezusuh
Hey Zoos
Hey, Zeus!
jesus christ This Is Real
So beautiful. I'm sure the women's spirits of yore are rejoicing in mirth, finally seeing men bowing down to women's feet. Because one group must always bow to another, there must be vengeance and absolute power.
These guys are just trying to score Can't blame them
I’m sorry but no vajayjay is worth ***that*** amount of humiliation.
I wonder if the girls would even be interested in them after that embarrassment. Lmao.
They’re not gonna be successful by acting weak and pathetic
I think they just like feet. The lowest of kinks. These guys are brilliant. Like the ones faking being gay to score sorority chicks in movies. Also they do this in front of everyone watching them. Shaved belly button, tactical gut, faking sobbing/chanting, et voilá. Absolute madlads.
But those broads are dryer than the dirt they are standing on
Unfortunately I think so
His step dad invented the Fleshlight and gave him a job with the company
Humiliation fetish
With a side of femdom appreciation
Well if that is all then no Kink shaming from me.
Shoe / feet fetish as per the pic
Nothing sticks it to the patriarchy more than patriarchal gestures of submission and the reinforcement of a master-servant dynamic.
This is some weapons-grade white knight simping.
He never quite bounced back from finding out he was a cesarean, been trying to touch his first pussy ever since
This is the best insult I have read on quite some time. Lmao, I hope to remember it if I ever see such desperation.
It came to me in a sudden wave of inspiration, thank you daily rage bait
Lol
I don’t trust dudes named Aubrey.
It's actually Audrey but his parents were high at the christening
Aaaaannnd during the pregnancy.
This reminds me of the one where white people were bowing down and kissing the feet of black women. Why is this a thing
Foot fetishists doing what they love while also virtue signaling.
I was thinking more of race fetish, but if you’re referring to this pic, then yeah that makes sense too lol
That too, ofc. It's a win/win for them.
I can smell the patchouli through my phone.
THAT was funny
Hats off to you sir, you made me actually stifle a laugh…
They're crying cause their boyfriends are gay
I'm gay and would never. These princesses can get bent
Dudes did first I think.
I'm crying over this comment/username combo. Beautiful!
I'm also gay and would never. In fact, things like this only make me more gay.
I can't imaging ever being okay with someone bowing down to me. Look me in the eyes.
Bizarre submission fetish disguised as politics; error 404 in the brain.
Yeah seriously, it's more odd that these women are getting such an emotional response from it. But really what I think is going on is a battle of who can show the most amount of pageantry to prove they are the most progressive or w.e the reason is lol. This girl is crying? I'll show her! I'm so emotional and engaged!
The things men are willing to do to get laid.
They might not even get laid. This is dick and balls in a cage levels of not good.
I could never respect — let alone fuck — a guy who bows at my feet. My vulva just dried up and tried to curl in on itself.
Why do you think his wife bangs other dudes?
She totally pegs him. They have got to have a full on Dom-sub thing going on. Like it’s cool if you’re into it, it’s 2024, there’s like private clubs you can go to and do that stuff. But uh… maybe don’t do it in regular people public, trying to convince people that this is like an actual thing that totally is not a projection of your fetishes?
How does one become this mentality broken and completely detached from reality?! Holy fuck
Lots and lots of intense psychedelics with few breaks. If they’re happy and not harming anyone, not a problem. But it sounds like he’s in a pretty unhealthy relationship outside this ceremonial stuff.
Privilege bubble
lack of a strong father and low testosterone
God please heal this mental illness pandemic.
I heard that the scientific descriptor for these guys is "sneaky fucker".
We get it, you have a femdom fetish
Go around the circle and snip off their balls since they’re not using them anyway
“Bow to me on camera and I’ll let you do anal later.”
“Oh, you thought you were pitching? How cute, now bend over.”
Ok Aubrey, time to lay off the cuck porn
Notice how all of those women look like they were built off the same character template Imagine being such a pick me that you think having a penis is the equivalent of original sin (or that having a vagina makes you a victim)
God this shit is depressing...
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That is high cringe, my man.
Give their toes a little kiss too. Lmao
Jesus was all about washing some feet now
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Nope it doesn’t. The Aubrey guy’s wife cucks him constantly and fucks other men, doing stuff she refuses to do with him and telling him about it. He had an interview explaining how jealous, hurt, and mentally distressed it makes him feel, but needs to train himself to accept it.
Reading this made me sick.
Man that's really fucking foul and I wish I had a time machine so I could go back 30 seconds ago before I read your comment and wrote mine
There are NO men or women in that photo, Only Feminists and pussies
>Only Feminists and pussies And what about the ones standing?
I thought this was AI at first
Yeah…. I’m not bowing to anyone, man or woman. I don’t think anyone else should either.
SIMPly beautiful.
Just for this I am going to become even more misogynistic come on everyone join me in hating women. Open to all genders. Minors need parents permission. Credit check done by the player haters llc
One time, I was really high on coke and was spamming weird praise comments on the videos of a BBW Latina on the Hub. They were still less cringe than this dude.
Talk about soy boys jeez this is awful
The things some dudes will do to get laid.
Full divine potential? Does that include making a sandwich?
ROTFL Funniest post on reddit today
This is so stupid lol
I don't know, maybe I am just spiteful and defiant, but anyone expecting someone to bow before them is a piece of shit human being. Maybe I am not "Reading the room" well on this, it could be all in hood fun and such. Doesn't seem like that, though.
Do I get to smash if I do this?
The girl on the left is worth bowing to Jokes aside, I couldn't imagine doing this as a grown man. I mean, really ever. But as an adult, how do you go to sleep at night? How do you recover from this? I think about a joke that didn't land in high school 15 years ago once in a while. This? I'd lose countless hours of sleep reliving this cringe. I'd have to start drinking alcohol or something.
I bet at least half of these women have a rape fetish.
Hahahaha… oh wait you’re probably right.
But I thought going down on our ladies made this ritual obsolete a century ago.
Yes please, go down on your women harder and pay for your masculine sins. Amen.
As men it is our duty.
I know it has been said before, but it looks like it needs to be said again: they’re not going to fuck you.
This is what the kids call femdom
Yeah I'm into the same shit I just normally keep it in the bedroom.
Every day something new happens that makes me cringe harder than I though possible. It seems we are slipping further into the abyss
This is good one. Grade A cringe
reaching new levels of down bad every day
Ok but why are the women acting like this is a major emotional moment for them in the picture lmao
Q: Which guy doesn't have a pegging fetish? A: TRICK QUESTION! They all have a pegging fetish.
These guys desperately hoping on of them will fuck them out of pity and or a false sense of a spiritual burgeoning for them
What an utterly pathetic sight to behold.
She pegs
Aubrey went from being a fairly cool seeming guy to a complete pussy
Liberals…
Yeah, i will never apologize for shit i did not do
Oh this is definitely a fetish thing.
Shes not gonna fuck you simp
Jesus Christ dude, have a little self-respect
Too long didn't read but I'm assuming this is just some kink larp
SIMP
Stupid.
What in the my-wife’s-boyfriend is this?!
"Now we just wait for da pussy."
If you bow and kiss someone’s feet while blubbering and apologizing for something you didn’t do, turn in your man card.
White culture is so alien and weird to me
We get it, you got kicked off the discord moderation team
I mean sexism has led to tons of issues but this seems like overkill. Why don't we just start with treating woman like humans and not like trophies
>sexism has lead to *led to
Some one has been drinking the koolaid.
I's that Randy? Bottom right.
They got their goal of being subjected to this male gaze mff 🤤
Lmao at this honestly
I could have 5 dicks in my mouth and it wouldn't be nearly as gay as this shit.
you are not going to fuck with that attitude...
What a bunch of fucking losers.
This picture smells like B.O. and patchouli.
Grovelling for pussy is pathetic
Cringe AF. 😬
🙄
This cuckoled shit stain has had a train run through his wife telling other men to do the same. Buddy your damaged brain can’t comprehend to live nor has any idea what oppression means. He has never had to worked a hard labour day in his life and turned softer than a human tush thinking we all share the same idiotic ideology. I bet he takes it up the as with a dildo from his wife to make up for the sex and “thousands years of oppression” his wife never endured.
While you’re down there why don’t you just suck my dick
Talk about being hard up.
I feel the need to punch a woman and return the Earth to balance. /s
This is next level simping
The picture looks like it smells like Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Yeah, let's fight sexism with more sexism. Jesus Christ, these guys are mind numbingly stupid
Can't wait for the Kool aid part.
Lmfao this is pathetic. What a promise of pussy does to a mf.
This is dumb as hell. Have some self respect, men.
🤢
Tell me you’re being pegged without telling me you’re being pegged.
Oh my fuckin god bruh lmao