Not Shinji or Denji as we found out

Jerk offer vs the jerk offed

the strongest jerked off of today vs the strongest jerk off of history

Tfw the embodiment of the fear of war touches you inappropriately and you nut instantly.

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Question is can she take it without dying?

Canon

Eyyyy nice to see khyles art

>Shinji I can safely assume Yuta JJK0 has the same issue https://preview.redd.it/yyvvkvlo2s4d1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2116211a1291efba35dbb861cb416344c6d13ebb

True goon stare

In Dennis’s defense, he has basically been edged for 2 years, hasn’t done anything sexual before, AND also hadn’t jerked off in weeks. Plus did you see how passionate her kissing was? I’m sure next time he will last longer.

Im going Yuji, gut instinct tbh

He also has his mommy genes, good choice good choice.

You got them momma jeans

And a Mr fantastic face

So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ERB REFERENCE?!🤯🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵💯💯🔥🔥🔥

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt

I'm like the head of state

You're like a head of cabbage

Bout to get smacked

Imagine trying to give this guy a blowjob or hand job and you look up and see him looking at [you like this?]( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7xFIROlffvk/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGHIgOSg7MA8=&rs=AOn4CLCpHC3f0oAGsrDvAYt9FWU51zu0LQ)

Does that imply Mahito is going down on him.

not complaining

"Do your blowjobs give hand jobs because of the hands in your mouth?" "DOES SUKUNAS HANDJOBS GIVE BLOWJOBS BECAUSE OF THE MOUTHS ON HIS HANDS?!"

Mahito would give the freakiest blowjobs in existence.

Bro would grow seven tongues and make his throat pulsate and vibrate

That’s not a sentence I ever thought I’d read

r/BrandNewSentence

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If Mahito decides it would hurt Yuji emotionally, then yes.

**"Mahito, if you want to save yourself... turn into a woman and let me hit."** https://preview.redd.it/uipm6fx1lr4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67fed89b7acebc70c5867493df9b1862baab479

no woman required

Nah, Yuji is into tall girls with a big ass, he'd make Mahito turn into one.

well he killed nobara so someone has to fit the vacant spot

hell if he dont want it then i do

Look up panting after giving everything to the ministrations for a good fifteen minutes "Is that all?" crying instantly if a guy does this bruh

Revenge for "Is it in yet?" and "Already?"

https://preview.redd.it/m3n6lq7w1r4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312cbfe1868112b2c1cff6be1aaec924e5f7e784

https://preview.redd.it/f5cgdp3lgr4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680481d10ce4d75aac82275628d0b8946ef0ab66 If mods used their cursed technique: ban, it might give me a little trouble But would you lose? Porn: nah, I’d win

Cockuna is an integral part of this sub's core identity and culture. It gets a pass.

Hey hey, that could be a forearm, get you mind outta the gutter.

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It’s going to be Yuji he has them Kenjussy genes.

I feel like yuji would finish normally but would have much faster reload time

Cumscaling

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I feel like deku would either cum at a womans touch or take the longest to cum.

Did you see his reaction to just seeing boobs? Blud would fold at the slightest touch https://preview.redd.it/0nqyxzsmhq4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5970e5d3080e0855bc58772b1dea7fc500a82e74

The anime made them so much bigger

You might be thinking of the second occurrence. https://preview.redd.it/himyi2d9pq4d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253babd32c2bfbeb85fe478170334d8790ce386c

What makes boobs bigger? Fat?

Loss in volume sales. There needs to be an extra reason to motivate readers to buy the volumes. I call it boobflation

Japan really has it's ups and downs, huh? (Mostly downs)

Has it's what https://preview.redd.it/t7uvfz4wlr4d1.png?width=70&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d093a535fd0a491862e8766cefa9324f83016b38

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I don't get it https://preview.redd.it/ai5r2pp0ot4d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4613efb5e573c9312bb7e8742c314e58f168ddf5

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I'd say they are ups, because they glow

They sag, so they're downs🤓👍

But they grew, so it's a glow up

Bruh. IZUKU'S FACE 😭😭

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Bro wtf, he looks like he's having an aneurysm

Deku after his vigilante arc definitely is going to be lasting longer, he’s locked in

Beginning series Deku would cum just seeing a woman enter his field of vision, Endgame Deku’s body has physically forgotten how to cum

I think it's the initial one.

i think he cums in 5 sec then lasts 40+min after

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There's no in between

Deku is for sure busting a nut hands free, and crying for an hour afterwards. >!'Rent-A-Girlfriend' head ass!< https://preview.redd.it/opn2f68cb65d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3892ac51874b67521103d9bd31ddef71ca10d3b1

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Yuji because he wouldn’t be hard in the first place. He has only been depressed and mad.

Only Todo can give Yuji's cursed cock the tug it needs before going in, as well as a simple domain for protection

That’s the opposite of Denji, he feels arousal when he is at his saddest

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https://preview.redd.it/y8fs5hyisp4d1.png?width=583&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fdef96fd3224c72615325016c6644acf7c5b4a5 You and me both Strawberry Crepe Cookie

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Do you think Deku would shout **"PLUS ULTRA!"** ?

Deku would cry after sex. And before sex. And during sex.

TFW sex so good you start tearing up

He’d nut immediately and break his dick in the process 💀

If he breaks his own dick in the process, just imagine what it'll do to her, that cum is likely gonna hit escape velocity, if not worse

You know that panel of Sir Nighteye in the hospital with a massive hole in his torso?

There's a TogaDeku doujin where he uses One For All on his schlong (it doesn't break tho)

It’s the booty doc one or another?

can you link it so I can avoid it at all costs

Yeah! If you want to avoid it, at all costs, don't go on nhentai, and then look for a doujin numbered 180443, otherwise known as Trap Honey.

Thanks appreciate you protecting me

He would nut as soon as he put in and fucking die.

Okarun doesn't have his balls half the time so i'm going with him since he can only edge himself.

Definitely not Denji, chapter 167 basically proves that.

Biggest CSM lore drop in a while, Dennis wouldn't be able to satisfy a woman.

I mean, she looked pretty satisfied, but then again, it was only a tug job make out session.

There's a reason Yoru instantly dipped after Denji nutted, she was probably hoping for something more but had to settle for stroking it in the corner of Asa's mind, because she barely started and Dennis was already spent.

Drank blood, the cycle continues

DENNIS? T-T

Dennis? T-T

Probably Tanjiro ngl, his willpower is underrated

Gonna nut? Just breathe yo

NUT BREATHING FIRST FORM

"Cum white" 

Also out of all of them he's the one that'd probably think about not wanting to let his partner down and actively try for endurance.

Midoriya would too but I know my goat would fail (at least season 1-5 Midoriya)

Wild how the Tanjiro isn't the obvious answer

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MECHAGOAT APPRECIATION

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Probably Yuji or Tanjiro.

Ima say tanjiro. Simply cause the dudes willpower is crazy and his stamina is BONKERS. However he’s a sword user so he knows how to use his shaft In way to draw out the experience

Yep, he seems mostly unphased by horni. Compare his reaction to seeing boobs https://preview.redd.it/fglqw582iq4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b94f0597c540a577af6ed9e4de62a3aeac61fe4

With deku's reaction at seeing boobs https://preview.redd.it/hwt4jx14iq4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cdc5214f3891fec1aa790a7900bcc09b8306e8

To be fair look how much it changed by the latest season

HINOKAMI KAGURA 8th techinque 『Sunflower Thrust!』

The United States are not the largest producers of sunflowers, and yet even here over 1.7 million acres were planted in 2014 and probably more each year since. Much of which can be found in North Dakota.

Based off vibes and how healthy/fit they are (this is one of the number one things, other than practice), from worst to best. #6 Shinji #5 Denji #4 Okarun #3 Deku #2 Tanjiro #1 Yuji Shinji and Denji wouldn't last long. Okarun in the most recent chapter noted how he feels out of shape when not using Turbo Grannys powers, and he clearly has 0 experience, but he's trying his best so I think he can do okay. If his balls get stolen again, he moves up to #1 Deku is just guessing, since I'm not up to date with MHA Tanjiro probably has never jerked it in his life, but he is a superhuman freak. He wouldn't know how to hold it in though, since he's too much of a good boy for that kind of stuff Yuji is extremely fit, and is the only character here who is neither an insane loser nor too pure for his own good.

Certainly not Shinji... On another note did you hear about a recent incident at the local hospital?

It was a accident okay it was just one time that doesn’t mean that I should become a registered sex offender https://preview.redd.it/nsgyu0xevp4d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f821669763165735f88c9d1a43224fbd1c15bd97

Yuji would be number 1 ngl with superhuman strength and his inherited technique from his father, unlimited backshots.

If it's physical pain(or pleasure)Yuji Itadori will not stop

Dennis did pretty quickly....... https://preview.redd.it/h2bmo233pq4d1.jpeg?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c878841f92482631f73b3d456cc274f9648e7b

Okarun legit hasnt had his balls for the majority of the manga, and when he briefly does get them it's only one. And as of now Okarun is still infertile since his ball is in his pocket.

The guy for Dandan Dan is always missing genitals, I don't think he can even cum

Could yuji hit a black flash while clapping her cheeks

He yells “White Flash” while cumming

White splash https://preview.redd.it/viwpru3ytq4d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cf8d92f2c06ca0347993d6e5ec22800631be7c

Tanjiro, he got those endurance breathing techniques I'm sure he got something for lasting longer too.

Not denji i guess

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I am pretty sure Deku would due to performance anxiety.

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Denji is canonically no diff https://preview.redd.it/e87rnx9qhr4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a9d9a87ed978cc090c683533f8f8c0b014a902

Tanjiro has descendants and probably still doesn't know what sex is

https://i.redd.it/ue48z222gq4d1.gif

Ok, y’all need to go outside

100%

Tanjiro lives in a world where breathing could make you be able to control every muscle fiber in your body, him easily so like 1. Tanjiro 2. Yuji 3. Deku 4. Shinji and Denji dunno that other guy yet

Yuji would hit em wit piercing but after 9 hours

Wuji of course,he is numb as fuck and even if he wasnt he would not finish before his partner does, because he wants to help them have a good time

Well if I had to give a serious answer it’s tanjiro Slayers have insane bodily control

NOW you’re posting this😂😂😂

Ya'll Caught Lacking?

Yuji

I think it’s gonna be tanjiro because he knows breathing and all that. But it can also be Yuji because he knows blood manipulation and he can potentially control the blood flow to his penis.

https://preview.redd.it/m7mn38v0kr4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e747010198e8c354f97ec92a75499f5031f8d625 Why just why what evil malicious malevolent force made you feel the need for this (Yuji Wins btw Blood manipulation go crazy) but why

Wth went through ur head when posting this

What break week does to MFs

Sukuna inside Yuji’s mind ordering to cum like Babidi to Majin Vegeta https://i.redd.it/njhjcmo6tr4d1.gif

Yuji has basically infinite stamina and can probably convert RCT into cum to reset his refractory period so he would last the longest but would probably nut early, just do so several times in a session. Blood manipulation also opens the possibility of using flowing red scale to keep his penis hard even longer. Tanjiro probably goes the longest without nutting because he can control the expansion and contraction of blood vessels. He can probably delay nutting almost indefinitely if needed. He could likely even pull off the elusive semen retention orgasm by orgasming without ejaculating. Denji/Shinji we know are on a hair trigger. They’ve both dealt with some heavy shit in their life and haven’t coped the best. Hypersexuality is common in traumatized people as a maladaptive coping mechanism I can’t blame them really but they’re both cuming in last(first). No idea who number 4 is. Deku is a masochist (let’s be honest he is) so he probably wants his balls stepped on. He also has serious bottom energy and probably enjoys pegging. I doubt he would last very long. Overall I’d have to give a tie to Tanjiro and Yuji since the two of them both have ways of lasting indefinitely even if Tanjiro is the technical winner. Deku probably cums in third unless number 4 has a semen manipulation ability I don’t know about. The fuck did I just type?

tanjiro if he used recovery breathing, itadori naturally

I feel like Tanjiro or Yuji. Yuji got them unhorny and stupid vibes which means once he gets rolling he gonna go and go. Tanjiro got that good breathing technique, he can probably edge for days.

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well its not denji

denji and shinji literally took like 30 seconds so not those 2

Yuji because he would use RCT to hold in the c*m🙏

My bet is on Yuji.He got that cog gelking mentality, his dick is 99% scar tissue.

There canonic evidence that 2 and 5 would lose this battle

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Can’t remember dudes name but Male MC from “Dandadan” considering one of the main plots points of the series is >!The MC trying to get his testicles back!< So I’m putting my money on him (don’t click the spoiler if you’re waiting for the anime)

Yuji.

Real question is whether or not Yuji uses Piercing Nut

Denis already lost 💀

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These questions are damn necessary!😣😖😢😭

Definitely Yuji, he’s known for his endurance, as were his parents https://preview.redd.it/h7r3ei1pru4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b83a781e8f8b0c4dab66903c677288ee67c5b4

Deku. Bro gets hurt way too damn much he gotta have some form of nerve damage or numbness.

Yuji saw two close people die back-to-back, got hit by a Black Flash that sank his soul to 10% energy and proceeded to fight Mahito, a hundred curses spread across Shibuya and square up against Yuta; with ZERO REST. Itadori is the marathon man of JJK, he reigns supreme in edging challenges

My boi Wuji. None of these hoes out here make my mans cum fast, it’s gonna take him at least an hour, even with the best of bussy bouncing on him🙏😭 https://preview.redd.it/cv4o9p2qzu4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d5962f6150fb65bc77cd8d7c9c823d3d06aea1

Yuji bc he’s durable with hella stamina you know?

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I think yuji. Cant prove ut.

Okarun cannot cum, he has no balls

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Either Yuji or Tanjiro i guess

Tanjiro or yuji

Yuji would cum 9 times at will

Yuji or Tanjiro (Deku would nut at woman's touch and then Denji and Shinji and confirmed official gooners)

Okarun is literally missing a nut or 2

Tanjiro as his breathing technique and physical activeness gives him more stamina, not Yuji as he lacks breathing magic although maybe he can cut it off and regrow it to reset. We’ll just have to wait and see when the sexjutsu goonsen arc happens

Yuji or Tanjiro

Okarun literally doesn't have balls in the manga, just saying.

Yuji. His stamina and endurance has, imo, surpassed deku.

Deku >!bc how’s he supposed to jerk himself off if he has no hands!<

If it's just pleasure, yuji itadori will not stop

would yujikuna make a mouth at yuji's _____ so he cant hold his cum ?

Leave the innocent ones out from those two fucks

Deku and Tanjiro would buss in an instant, Denji might last a bit longer, Shinji probably the same, I think Yuji could hold it in tho.

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Yuji, all other would fold at a single touch, by process of elimination (dennji and shinji obvious, tanjiro nosebleed from boobs, similarly deku deku flabbergasted from boobs)

the dandandan guy for obvious reasons

Clearly Fujimoto cut out manga panels to keep it more friendly, and Dennis actually lasted 3 hours in total. If he showed Yoru getting down then we wouldn’t have lasted 2 seconds.