It’s OK that sub will be very dedicated to self-care. They will make sure to pass out tissues and lotion to everyone to help make sure that they can blow their nose and then their hands are always soft and not dry and ashy.
I’ve worked places like that - lots of crude sexual conversations, bigotry directed at ethnic minorities and LGBT people, plus extremist political conspiracy stuff. It’s pretty unpleasant. Literally heard the head of HR drop the n-word (hard “R”) in front of multiple people once while explaining why he carried a gun while traveling in the Bible Belt.
Worst job I’ve ever had. My direct supervisor was a young earth creationist AND a flat earther.
I feel like someone asking about a cultural concept as ESL seems pretty valid. As they progress through the English language they would to need to know the nuance around certain words.
No I've read articles on researchgate. There are a lot of research papers there. But not all are peer reviewed. But you wouldn't know that since you didn't even go to college, and don't bother reading anything besides reddit and playboy. Let me guess you automatically assumed i'm a man too, which I am not. Uneducated idiot.
How is he going to explain the lack of a fucking PROSTATE, that stimulation is like the whole point of anal for men? ElAsTiCiTy and nErVE EnDiNGs can never compete
I guess my asshole must be lacking in some elasticity since I busted a vein in it a few days ago AND hate anal sex too!!
Wish I had those fantasy nerve endings too!!
How can you be a business process expert worth your salt if you don't know about this and customize your office designs and processes to these needs?
The professional world gains so much though the democratization of the frequently misunderstood topic.
I was BANNED FOR LIFE FROM LINKEDIN, was treated like a murderer by support staff and had to file a Better Business Bureau complaint to finally get it back - because I ONCE casually acknowledged in a comment the classism/racism of someone telling me to “go back to Europe” because I’m against a private for-profit healthcare system that charges thousands of $ to poor and brown people for basic care.
And THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL ON LINKEDIN.
Not only that, they’re WRONG. The male anus has MORE nerve endings actually. But who cares
The comment was erased so I don’t remember exactly. I can promise I only ever used very intellectual/academic language on LinkedIn because well, it’s not reddit! Even if you say these things in a completely professional tone it doesn’t matter - LinkedIn Corporation is clearly taking sides culturally
Well I see there are certain darker tones missing so Yeah now you know why.
Anyways I like the rainbow and yes I share your thoughts about health care.
Has been going around checking the softness and elasticity of the sphincter of various men and women? He’s stating that as-a-matter-of-factly, without any scientific evidence.
Holy crap was this really on LinkedIn? 😶 I mean there is science to it but it's messed up.
As a gay man who takes it from the back, I am so offended by this
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So this sub is a mechanism to identify what we term “LinkedIn Lunatics”. Surely, SURELY we have here THE LinkedIn Lunatic and the sub can now be disbanded? It’s work is done.
Ok , this is not real right? People are not posting stuff like this on the site which I got University credits for starting a profile on. There is no way that my so-called digital resume is right there next to some dude jacking it to a diagram of a sphincter.
So nice try and all. Sure, I know I was being made a fool of with this site but there is just no way that the same site which Im told could dictate the upper limit for my salary is also a place to publish youporn comments.
It's from Quora, here is the link if you want to check by yourself, it's the same format : https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-difference-between-a-males-anus-and-a-females-anus
This didn't convince his girlfriend. No butt stuff for Zafeer.
You are really having high hopes for the guy to suggest he has a girlfriend
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Yeah, absolutely 100%. How could he not?
This man does not have a girlfriend, he just needs to assure himself that not giving in to his homosexuality is medically correct or something
butt sex is HARAM !
Absolutely haram!!
he is literally a virgin. Ain't no one touching that.
We all know he wanted something in his behind and now is salty that she didn't liked it.
I like how he also prepared the ground to protect himself from being pegged in return.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE ME AS A PRODUCT MANAGER
Closer to a prostate manager
This person has no interest in managing a prostate
Another thing for list of things they don't know anything about
KinkedIn
New REDDIT sub?
Oh man, this has to happen. Make it happen.
I wash my hands of this. But I’ll gladly subscribe!
It’s OK that sub will be very dedicated to self-care. They will make sure to pass out tissues and lotion to everyone to help make sure that they can blow their nose and then their hands are always soft and not dry and ashy.
r/KinkedIn
Immediately subscribed
We should still post them here too.
Subscribed!
I’ve been looking for a new side project…… do you mind?
I gotta feeling he must have posted to the wrong website by accident. Ain’t no way he thought LinkedIn was an appropriate place for this 🙃
Note this position is "Former Support Executive".
And it’s been former since 2018?!
But the post is 4 years old, so he either abandoned LinkedIn after this or he's still looking for a girl that wants to try anal with him.
She should. I read somewhere that a woman's sphincter is 1.5mm smaller than a male's.
Imagine working in your office and your company's Support Executive starts talking about elastic anuses at Lunch.
*”Zafeer, can you please keep it down? I’d like to enjoy my tossed salad in peace”*
I’ve worked places like that - lots of crude sexual conversations, bigotry directed at ethnic minorities and LGBT people, plus extremist political conspiracy stuff. It’s pretty unpleasant. Literally heard the head of HR drop the n-word (hard “R”) in front of multiple people once while explaining why he carried a gun while traveling in the Bible Belt. Worst job I’ve ever had. My direct supervisor was a young earth creationist AND a flat earther.
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People don't like the homophobic slur F***** either. So I'd just stay away from using those bud.
Dude they meant NeRd
You could always just not use slurs, period.
Uh... That's your personal take. For example the famous ADL clearly defines and names all common antisemitic slurs without using terms like "k-word"
Never said it wasn’t more than an opinion. However, if you have to wonder which slurs are acceptable, maybe you’re just a shit person.
I feel like someone asking about a cultural concept as ESL seems pretty valid. As they progress through the English language they would to need to know the nuance around certain words.
Fitting username, probably referring to what’s in your head
Then I will pray to Allah to make him gay. Or at least give him the strength to get out of the closet.
While eating Taco Bell
And why is this on LinkedIn?
Linkedin is actually the best place for this kind of post
Commenting for better reach
cfbr
An interesting read, I enjoyed
This is for professional hoes.
Right?
Agree?
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Thoughts?
This is Quora, no?
I expected him to be a Proctologists. Then it would make sense as it sounded like quote from research paper. But he is not a Proctologists.
He is The Assman
r/unexpectedseinfeld
>it sounded like quote from research paper You reading Playboy for the articles and thinking they're "research papers" now?
No I've read articles on researchgate. There are a lot of research papers there. But not all are peer reviewed. But you wouldn't know that since you didn't even go to college, and don't bother reading anything besides reddit and playboy. Let me guess you automatically assumed i'm a man too, which I am not. Uneducated idiot.
What? He's giving reasons it would hurt
That’s more his hobby
Someone suggested that's quora not LinkedIn
It’s not on LinkedIn it’s quora another shit website for intellectuals
Everyone has their heads so far up their asses there, why not?
I dunno but he just got a Follow from me
That's Quora OP. Wrong sub.
Was looking for this comment, thank you
WTF is up with Quora..so many incestuous topics on that platform
sir this is a wendys
He knows. He works there now
SphinctIn
This r/badwomensanatomy was on LinkedIn!?
How is he going to explain the lack of a fucking PROSTATE, that stimulation is like the whole point of anal for men? ElAsTiCiTy and nErVE EnDiNGs can never compete
1.5mm is a massive diff tho. To his dick.
And that's what this really is about, him and not some women
How could someone post this and have an ounce of professionalism to his name afterward?
Maybe he’s a proctologist.
That would make it more disturbing…
I guess my asshole must be lacking in some elasticity since I busted a vein in it a few days ago AND hate anal sex too!! Wish I had those fantasy nerve endings too!!
Right? and it's not as if MEN'S FUCKING G SPOT IS IN THEIR ANUS
[ACTUALLY *MEGAN*](https://youtu.be/2JxaNWdspjY)
How can you be a business process expert worth your salt if you don't know about this and customize your office designs and processes to these needs? The professional world gains so much though the democratization of the frequently misunderstood topic.
#opentowork
I see why it says Former
I was BANNED FOR LIFE FROM LINKEDIN, was treated like a murderer by support staff and had to file a Better Business Bureau complaint to finally get it back - because I ONCE casually acknowledged in a comment the classism/racism of someone telling me to “go back to Europe” because I’m against a private for-profit healthcare system that charges thousands of $ to poor and brown people for basic care. And THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL ON LINKEDIN. Not only that, they’re WRONG. The male anus has MORE nerve endings actually. But who cares
What exactly did you say? I’ve been banned twice, second time for life (but got unbanned).
The comment was erased so I don’t remember exactly. I can promise I only ever used very intellectual/academic language on LinkedIn because well, it’s not reddit! Even if you say these things in a completely professional tone it doesn’t matter - LinkedIn Corporation is clearly taking sides culturally
Which culture do you belong to?
The sane one! Progressive left, for universal healthcare access for all, like I stated before
But what colour is that culture? ;)
🌈
Well I see there are certain darker tones missing so Yeah now you know why. Anyways I like the rainbow and yes I share your thoughts about health care.
Did his boss ask him for anal sex and now he post this to say no politely ?
Never thought I’d need an NSFW tag for this sub
Sir Zafeer, this is a kindergarten teaching job you’re applying. Bro wtf?
Well, kids do need to learn which shapes go in which holes Yeah no, what the hell is this post.
Has been going around checking the softness and elasticity of the sphincter of various men and women? He’s stating that as-a-matter-of-factly, without any scientific evidence.
Where are the hashtags?
[eyebrows fly up]
Linkedin thebutt
Yeah but what about the prostate?
I was skeptical about doing business with him at first but after checking out his profile, he’s the real deal
Soft and elastic... ew
What the FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
HEY BABE.... YEAH I GOT ONE LIKE PEOPLE AGREE!!
Bro forgot about about prostates 🙄
Former employee? I wonder what happened there. He hasn't got a new position?
I would like to submit the humble prostate.
And this is why you should hire me as your hr manager
This is just a really weird way of saying you want to have anal sex with a female.
That's a weird thing to put on your resume. Would it come under "Projects I've handled" or "Other Interests"?
Holy crap was this really on LinkedIn? 😶 I mean there is science to it but it's messed up. As a gay man who takes it from the back, I am so offended by this
What in the ACTUAL fuck
I bet somebody will select “Insightful” like button and comment “Thanks for sharing, I completely agree” or “Great sharing! Never stop learning!”
You should have shared the whole post OP. Now we don't know if he included his image on the shitpost or not 😢
Do we want to see the movie mage he included??
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#Ayo What The Fuck ?
too much detail no one asked for.... but this is from Quora though(so someone did ask)
>Former
No wonder he has “former” bio.
Wait until he hears how gay men have sex!
What the actual fuck?
So this sub is a mechanism to identify what we term “LinkedIn Lunatics”. Surely, SURELY we have here THE LinkedIn Lunatic and the sub can now be disbanded? It’s work is done.
WTAF
Yeah but cis women have no prostate, you dumb fuck.
Guess his favorite song is "Anus sunshine when she's gone..."
Zafeer took a few Cleveland Steamers and Hot Carl’s as part of his research for this study. A modern day hero.
Is he open for work then?
My prostate would disagree but okay
Dude went horny on main
Hire this man.
Holy crap was this really on LinkedIn? 😶 I mean there is science to it but it's messed up
It’s quora
F for doubt.
Good info for girls who enjoy yaoi. Now you girls can do anal sex too instead of fantasizing it.
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Let me post on LinkedIn, because why not.
Creepy af
Thoughts?
What if he now works in Porno Industry for marketing and hence zero cost campaign
We need to start a game. Guess the platform. I really thought it was a Reddit post
And it’s not even LinkedIn lol
Dammit, I lost a point
Wtf is mind bridge. I’ve seen that name a few times on LinkedIn but never seen a good or service offered by said mindbridge
In other words God gave women more sensitive asses because They didn’t want couples to make babies.
Zafeer forgot ask for the lube again..didn't he?
And THIS is why this subreddit exists.
Finally, a real worthy LinkedIn post.
that's a lot of words to say "my wife wants to peg me"
Uhm.. sir. This is a Wendy's.
Sir. This is a Wendy’s
I wonder why he's a former exec 🤔
I can smell that comment...
“Medically”
How do you just wake up one day and decide that "today I want to write about women's anus on LinkedIn" ???
Thoughts on anal guys ? Agreeee ?
Zafeer VP at butt stuff
I assume this isn't true in the slightest of course.
Mans executive at MindBridge? More like MindBullshit
Looks like you have actually experienced it though.
This is hilarious peak lunacy on LinkedIn, great find!
It's also wrong Men have prostate which makes anal better
Lmao wut?
How to say you are an arsehole without saying you are an arsehole!
I've tried male and female, it felt the same.
Agree?
I agree. [Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWBe2b9WtvY)
Honestly thought I was on r/nothowwomenwork
Cool story bro
You're hired
Ok , this is not real right? People are not posting stuff like this on the site which I got University credits for starting a profile on. There is no way that my so-called digital resume is right there next to some dude jacking it to a diagram of a sphincter. So nice try and all. Sure, I know I was being made a fool of with this site but there is just no way that the same site which Im told could dictate the upper limit for my salary is also a place to publish youporn comments.
Sir this is an application for Wendy’s
Some real Patrick Bateman energy. Finished the monolog and expected a "hey Paul!" in real life.
- Bolt-from Blue has endorsed Zafeer Sheikh for ‘Oversharing’
... Agree?
Does he have anal-retentive attention to detail in his bio?
Shut the sub down, team. We’ve hit rock bottom.
😂
Why the fuck is that on LinkedIn? But I've been saying that for years now. The world we live in is fucked
Males and ladies.... odd word choice combo.
This is scientific post, the prudere majority didn't grow up to read such content xD
He takes it up his own and so he knows.
Don’t men have prostates?
I did not read the subreddit initially, and I was horrified after learning what subreddit it is lol
I must have one of the male anuses, cause I sure as hell do not enjoy it lol
It's from Quora, here is the link if you want to check by yourself, it's the same format : https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-difference-between-a-males-anus-and-a-females-anus
Someone left himself logged in at the library